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Chew on this you little fucker...

He should have pulled the pin and thrown it.

Chew on this you little fucker...

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Comments to Chew on this you little fucker...

  • thelordofcheese
    thelordofcheese 2007-06-24T04:08:00Z says:

    So much is wrong with this.

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2007-06-24T04:16:37Z says:

    Poor kid shot himself, he knew that he would be shot as a terrorist if he touched it. Thats what Americans do...

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-24T12:17:13Z says:

      ya i wouldnt be surprised

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2007-06-24T18:39:21Z says:

      hehe dik hates americans because their are stupid and bad and he wants to be bad too.

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2007-06-24T19:04:33Z says:

      hehe its so cool hehe

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2007-06-24T04:16:48Z says:

    shit himself*

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-24T04:17:26Z says:

      fuck you! It was an accident.

    • ramb0command0
      ramb0command0 2007-06-24T05:24:57Z says:

      you just said fuck you to yourself for correcting yourself.........

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-24T05:33:59Z says:

      nope it was a pre-emtive strike at smerf, supernove or victorious before they could mock me for not using the reply button

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-24T05:34:52Z says:

      need to be on your toes with these people..

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-24T05:45:58Z says:

      You're a good ballerina.

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2007-06-24T07:41:52Z says:

      yes you do need to 'fuck' yourself before others get the chance to 'fuck' you themselves

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-24T09:15:41Z says:

      Nah, I understand that the reply button doesn't show up immediately after a post. I might have commented on the "shot himself" but probably not.

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2007-06-24T11:55:32Z says:

      he may be good on his toes but he's better on his knees

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-06-24T17:13:34Z says:

      I'm surprised he didn't throw his hands in the air and surrender. -You know, like British sailors.

    • kat3126
      kat3126 2007-06-24T17:40:27Z says:

      they just got used to waving their arms in the air mate....most of the time with orange flags trying to stop your colour blind hotshot airforce from killimg them

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-06-24T21:25:04Z says:

      In the conflict the British Armies greatest enemies were "hotshot" US pilots.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-06-25T01:10:17Z says:

      ^Brits lost more to 'friendly' fire than the Iraqis could drop...he's right.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-06-25T01:19:35Z says:

      And what's more Claude, if you matched numbers, us Brits would completely beat your ass.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-06-25T03:12:59Z says:

      "if you matched numbers"? Uh, okay. And if the British could transform into giant mechanical dragons with nuclear-powered death rays, they'd probably beat our ass. But guess what...

    • kat3126
      kat3126 2007-06-25T06:47:45Z says:

      wouldnt need all that crap ...a few rag heads are doing it with a lot less

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-24T04:20:54Z says:

    He could be the next leader of his country. Yeltsin as a teen lost a finger and a thumb trying to smash a grenade open with a hammer.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-24T12:21:41Z says:

      really? i didnt know that

  • evilhugo
    evilhugo 2007-06-24T04:27:41Z says:

    i would have taken the grenade and then i would have thrown it back into to car. - lol

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-24T04:40:48Z says:

      TERRORIST!! TERRORIST!!

      Think about the children!!!!

    • evilhugo
      evilhugo 2007-06-24T05:16:22Z says:

      even if these soldiers act like children. i think that they are already grown up...

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-06-24T05:56:11Z says:

      spinner hubcaps for his bike?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-24T20:58:00Z says:

      Grown up? 15 year old dropouts is all that's left to send over there.

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2007-06-24T04:28:42Z says:

    Should have given it to him and blamed it on the Iranians.

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2007-06-24T04:31:18Z says:

    Now the American Army has relaxed its recruitment policy so much by increasing the age to 42, tattoos on the neck, one leg & offering citizenship to anyone who joins the army etc I really im surprised they didnt give him a plastic shield, rambo style bandana & a box full of them.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-24T05:48:06Z says:

      well at least you can't be color blind and get in. Cuz that would be bad.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-06-24T06:34:27Z says:

      Yeah that would lead to you guys missing even more of the orange flags on our tanks...

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-24T07:58:33Z says:

      Right! See, the US Armed forces are still looking out for the worlds "best interests."

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2007-06-24T08:10:12Z says:

      "The only good bug is a dead bug!"

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2007-06-24T11:56:58Z says:

      ironically enough spankys, that movie is on right now

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-06-24T04:34:02Z says:

    Personally, I would've played to joke on the kid, then tossed him some candy afterward.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-06-25T01:12:07Z says:

      Personally, I would've played to joke on the kid, then tossed him off afterward?

  • rjtorres_
    rjtorres_ 2007-06-24T04:39:21Z says:

    Thats fucked up. No wonder they hate us.

    • lastinline
      lastinline 2007-06-24T05:24:47Z says:

      who gives a fudiddlyuk about the middle east with there jihad car bomb pussy warfare. Exploding cars at markets? fight like a man or shut the fuck up, allah can lick my dumper.

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-24T05:44:56Z says:

      fight like a man?? that's funny. real men make peace

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2007-06-24T05:51:39Z says:

      Yeah I guess they should air raid and barrage the American bases with artillery before walking in and shooting at the scraps that are left....

    • mrshush
      mrshush 2007-06-24T05:55:44Z says:

      air raid? camels dont fly. real arabs dont want to kill you, they just want to sell you shit.

    • shawn2007
      shawn2007 2007-06-24T05:57:49Z says:

      hell yeah lastinline,fuck those third world shitbags

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-06-24T06:05:15Z says:

      Real men fight with swords... close combat with little immediate death. well atleast its alot less likely a blow will kill you as fast as a gunshot. aarows are acceptable also. itll make war more fun.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-06-24T07:51:11Z says:

      By that logic, "real men" fight with toothpicks.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-24T21:00:00Z says:

      Real men fight by beating each other with their dicks, then raping the loser. Sometimes we do it while dressed as women, to make it more challenging.

    • rjtorres_
      rjtorres_ 2007-06-25T22:25:27Z says:

      LOL-El Wanko

  • lastinline
    lastinline 2007-06-24T06:01:24Z says:

    Hey dik, the seventies called, they want their saying back....

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-24T09:17:48Z says:

      Hey, lastinline, the 2000's called. They want you to use the reply button.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-24T09:18:09Z says:

      ...Ok, in my defense, I hadn't read the next post yet.

  • lastinline
    lastinline 2007-06-24T06:02:58Z says:

    I know, I know, use the reply button asshole, I got it!

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-06-24T06:06:59Z says:

      Apparently you didn't get it.

    • SwissFandango
      SwissFandango 2007-06-24T07:34:04Z says:

      YA YOU TELL HIM SUPERNOVA!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-06-24T21:00:43Z says:

      Beat that bitch down with your dick then fucking rape him!

  • iranian
    iranian 2007-06-24T07:52:30Z says:

    i dont really like arabs, but stopping the car in front of a KID who is holding his ball and smiling at you and then....
    america really needs to clean its army from rednecks who cant go to college to find a job.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-06-24T09:19:11Z says:

      Actually, this was kinda funny. Would've been nicer of them to fuck with the kid, then give him candy, though. (Operative word: fuck WITH the kid, not fuck the kid, you sick bastards).

    • dik
      dik 2007-06-24T12:24:41Z says:

      hahahaha

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-06-24T15:05:27Z says:

      I wouldn't want him anywhere near my car, I'd be worried about that ball being packed with explosives. "Hey kiddo ya want candy?"
      "No I want your lives!" KABOOM!!!!

    • farlandobloom
      farlandobloom 2007-06-24T16:11:38Z says:

      Ya see, the kid laughs, and obviously gets the joke, but when he goes home and tells his mum and dad what happened, they'll go mental; he'll think the yankee doodles are really mean as he listens to his parents objections to this wee stunt, and then he'll grow up tainted with that impression. For fuck sake, "hearts and minds" seems like a lifetime ago.

  • dik
    dik 2007-06-24T12:25:44Z says:

    this wasn't really so bad but it makes me think of all sorts of other abuses of power that are goin on over there that we don't see

    • mrshush
      mrshush 2007-06-24T15:19:34Z says:

      gotta keep them people on their toes, if we start acting like we have an army full of fags they would push us around. i would rather people be scared of an army who eats children and will dig up your dead just to put them in awkward positions. "hey look! those two dead arabs are humping each other!!" haha

  • junebugg
    junebugg 2007-06-24T18:08:30Z says:

    ?iraq or mexico, i saw a soccer....foot ball

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-06-25T01:21:28Z says:

      Either way they're both a bunch of hot-headed cunts.

  • OhSnap
    OhSnap 2007-06-25T01:25:47Z says:

    lol this was cute, I just wish he would have given him a piece of candy afterwards... it's sad he knows what a grenade is lol

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-06-25T01:38:29Z says:

      There you go, falling into their trap. AAAH he's cute then BLAM!!!
      They'll never change you know.

cheekycov
posted June 24, 2007

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