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No. No. No. Regardless of how we men try to trivialize this, it's probably nearly as bad as having a Man Cold!
Nah. Doesn't look nearly as bad. At least childbirth is quick. A bad Man Cold could last for weeks.
Child Birth is hell...My first I had an epidural and it was over 17 hours of labor before it was done. With my second I went drugless and it last about 5 hrs. HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE. It was the most painful thing I have ever felt in my life.
Are you trying to tell us that at one time your vag was snare drum tight or that your kid was old enough to drive at birth?
I am not saying anything of the sort. I am simply commenting on the pain of childbirth. If I wanted you to know that I had a tight pussy I would come out and tell you.
Shut up, bitch. No one gives a fuck. I am glad you were in pain.
1rish1 its people like you that make me go to sleep with a smile on my face at night! You are such a blessing.
It's people like 1rish1 that keep me awake at night.
was it more painful than the time we had anal hunny?
what kinds of bees make anal honey?
I dunno iranian, it was your ass not mine. How did it feel?
...burn...
...like when VicSin pees.
HAHHAAHHA
since she anally raped iranian, i guess he burns too
That'll teach your ass to go drugless.
You know damn well when you get an epidural it doesn't hurt nearly as much. Second of all, WHY IN THE FUCK would you think you could do it drugless and not have it be painful?
she wanted to eat the afterbirth probably
my mom went drugless in her 3 labours, no sweat
Can you really catch a disease from a strap on.
DK-I didn't choose to go drugless, my water broke and my hospital was about 30 minutes away. By the time I dropped my first daughter off at my parents house and got to the hospital it was too late for drugs. I was furious. Mostly I took it out on my hubby at the time, I sounded like the exorcist.
I went natural for 2 of mine. By choice. I had a failed epidural the time before and ended up with a major spinal headache and backache for 2 weeks. Figured if I was going to be in pain anyway during, might as well skip the after. The recovery was much easier. But that whole "'Natural' brings you closer to the child and helps you to truly appreciate the birthing process" is bullshit.
Vic, why do you alway lie. First of all, you didn't even know you were pregnant for 8 1/2 months and then one night as you were rolling into a standing position you felt that oh so familiar leakage down your leg and only when you tripped on the umbilical cord did you realize that something had fallen out of the shaft you call a twat.
Hahaha!
Awww man yeah you caught me, I guess I just lie because I want to be accepted is all. Kind like how you all make fun of me to look cool.
I was cool long before you got here.
Lies.
I feel like blaming you for the banning of the 10.
YOU WHORE!
DNJ, go ahead and blame me everyone else already is. Don't go against the herd, you might get left behind.
I just got back from... well not being here.
I could give 3 shits less as to who blames who.
DAMN YOU!
I haven't blamed anyone because.... well, I haven't been paying any attention, drama whoring gets dull far too quickly imho. Anyway, back to the video: piece of cake giving birth, just like shelling peanuts.
I don't care if yak is tired of the same insults.
There is nothing else we can make fun of you for, you are fat, and ho-diggity.
If there was anything else to make fun of you for, I'll start using it, till than, shut up tubby
Woah, mule, woah.
This thread started out as a comparison between the serious, painful and life threatening condition of a Man Cold against a common trivial female function. Why's it turned in to a VicSin bash again?
Because her arrogance will be her end.
Just watch your step while you are up there on your cloud. No one will help you when you fall
Keep it up DNJ this hoe-diggity can go ALL night
I'm surprised you don't have to constantly feed to keep yourself conscious while exerting yourself by trying to be witty.
You just can't fucking stop can you? Instead of ignoring a comment, you come back two hours later and issue a challenge. Next thing you'll be all "bwa, bwa, they're all picking on me again!" Has it not occured to you that if you don't take it on, you probably wouldn't get picked on as much?
Damn you, Dick! You interposting swine of a piggy pig pig.
stop. banhammer time.
I come back 2 hrs later because I do things like work, and raise kids so I cant be here ALL the time. However I challenge it because I have realized it doesn't matter if I say something or nothing I still get made fun of. Mine as well say whatever I want. And as far bwa bwa I never cried to anyone about being picked on...that was markiemarks job
dick, if you turn another fucking thread into a mindless bash i'll just ban your fucking dumb ass how about that? vicsin if you keep this shit up i'm going to ban your fucking ass as well so both of you shut it.
para-bellum isn't it fucking annoying as shit?
Yeah, and anyone who posts below this is banned.
ps dick, the "banning of the "10" (its more now i imagine but i don't count when i ban)" is because of morons like YOU, not because of morons like vicsin unfortunately. it really is a shame that you are too stupid to see that.
you can't fucking listen to a simple request because you (and by you i refer to the collection of people who aren't able to listen) act like little fucking kids. i'm sure this could have been solved when you all were young if your parents would have beat the ever living fucking shit out of you, but that (unfortunately) didn't happen. when i say something on the site, you either do it or you get banned. thats the request. thats the way it always has been and always will be. its pathetic that you can't understand that.
ban me then irish! :p
Consider it done. Enjoy your vacation.
I had a man cold the other week, i had to forcibly remove this pregnant woman from a bus seat so i could sit down. The nerve of some people...
...(I think yaks pissed) : /
fox?
i don't get pissed i just deal with shit like it should be dealt with on here :P
swerve wtf is a man cold :(
What did I just tell you people? I made a simple request...
Headache, sore throat, sniffles... its a viscous, violent and long lasting condition. Unlike childbirth.
Viscous? It's a thick cold?
Mr Fug, you're the kind of person i dream about strangling to death. They are happy dreams let me tell you.
Oh and viscous doesn't necessarily mean thick, prick.
Why thank you, Swerve. Glad to be of service.
viscous means exactly that swerve. It means having a thick sticky consistency somewhere between slid and liquid
*solid
vicious.. you mean vicious :P
All you fuckers are banned. I warned you, damn it.
I'll teach you bastards to defy me!
*shakes fist in the air*
This is turning out to be quite the thread.(^no not fox)
Calm down 'rish, a man of your age shouldn't be getting too excited.
Oh look! There's somebody on your lawn.
why believe a guy named judas?...also eat my ballsack irish
Ahhhahahaha. VIVAAA viagra!
I have been shooting squirrels for digging in my lawn lately.
I am not old.
dik just like to fantasize about his ballsack and me.
"shooting squirrels" is pedo-slang for banging teenage boys dressed as a ninja
*throws away squirrel outfit and spade*
dik's fantasies about me are getting more and more weird.
1rish1: who's sack hangs lower?
^ and right after you finish fantasizeing about 1rish1's sack fantasize about the bits of shit i missed DIK!
caboose, your noob ass hasn't been given permission to address me, fuck off. Sic him, dik.
You couldn't be more wrong Jamiee, all liquids have a viscosity, how thick or thin they are is a measure of viscosity; The higher the viscosity, the more resistant to flow the fluid is. Using "viscous" as an adjective is a bit pointless.
He's right, and there is no in between solid and liquid. Either it is or it isn't.
Adjective viscous (comparative more viscous, superlative most viscous)
Positive
viscous
Comparative
more viscous
Superlative
most viscous
Having a thick, sticky consistency between solid and liquid; having a high viscosity.
well irish.. ive got a solid in my pants with some liquid for you
Because that isn't gay.
Haha, wrong swerve, maybe you should invest in a dictionary.
way to get yourself pwned swerve
You couldn't be more correct jamiee.
Viscous;
adjective thick, sticky, gooey (informal) adhesive, tenacious, clammy, syrupy, glutinous, gummy, gelatinous, icky (informal) gluey, treacly, mucilaginous, viscid
I couldn't be more wrong, eh? Tell that to Webster, Swerve
Need any more definitions of viscous, Swerve?
"I'll decide what's fuckin gay around here!" : Ghandi
Thanks for playing, Swerve. Feel free to try again later, douche bag.
Well, its pointless for a mechanical Engineer :P. I'm technically right, see how you have to say "more" or "less" viscous you cockfags.
"between solid and liquid" thats just retarded; See irish's post
I hope you're not building any bridges around here butthole
Yeah, so fuck you guys!
I had your back Swerve.
And jamiee, you tell that little negro midget to go fuck himself.
Only if you're making a comparison between two materials.
I gat a definition for you Fugs. dik: slang for toddler fondler
i just got a solid
of course you can say more or less, there are infinite degrees of viscosity; but viscous as an adjective means just what it says above. You know someone who has taught grammar and English for over 10 years might know something about vocabulary.
ya
I just released a viscous liquid.
^Good point.
I realise people use it everyday as an adjective for thick liquids but even thin liquids are "viscous". It's just a technicality, and technically, I'm right :P.
so you're right over all the English dictionaries? Riiiiiiiight
Swerve, people use it everyday as an adjective for thick liquids, CORRECTLY
"between solid and liquid" is simply a plain English definition, it doesn't have to be scientific fact. To counter your Mech. Eng claim to be correct, I have studied English Language (being English gives me a head start), Physics, Chemistry, mixed automotive enamels and studied motor oil production and formulation, so I know the difference between viscous and viscosity.
I also know it's 02:30 and I'm going to bed.
Face it jamiee, Swerve just served your ass.
swerve's dictionary has a little calculator built in..and a compass
i've got my grade 13 english and i know for sure cocksuckery is not in the dictionary
Mr Fug, i find it hard to believe you studied motor oil formulation and still think "between solid and liquid" is an apt definition of viscous. Please let me know which oil company you were involved in so i don't accidentally put it in my car.
Not at all rish, you have a warped perspective if you think that. Viscous as an adjective means a thick sticky substance as stated above. swerve was served.
Don't forget the built-in rheometer dik
To think of all the shit I just started :D
Yak, I didn't "listen" because I was absent for 3 fucking days, and out of nowhere you go on a banning spree.
If you have to prove how manly you are, you ought to just tell Deja to make you a sammich.
Or you may be the skirt and Deja is the pants...
Yak! Make Deja a sammich!
sid viscous was an asshole
So tell me, Swerve. Is Shaq tall?
I liked sid. My Way was a good song.
Like damn tall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLC3uT3aCoE
Not from up here smerf!
shaq was inbetween
Jamiee, is there a certain viscosity at which liquids cease to be "viscous"? Because there should be if it describes thick liquids exclusively...
don't forget your pwn-o-meter, swerve, I'm sure it's beeping and flashing relentlessly.
just don't organize the erection of any structures around here mmkay?
swerve i mean
It's actually broken from last time i upset smerf unfortunately. Ive been to busy riding my high-horse to get around to fixing it ;\
There are four states of matter. Three of them have viscosity but only one can be viscous. There. And I'm something of a rheologist who understands more about PVC, PVA, PVAc and SBR plastics than anyone else in the world. Excepting for those who understand the aforementioned to a higher degree than me! Eh?
dik, I'll leave the "erection of structures" to your expertise
There is also the possibility of a suspension of solid particles in a liquid base (uncured PVC springs to mind) that must be considered a liquid but can only be described as something between liquid and solid on the macro scale and, yes, it's got viscosity (about 600cP as I formulate it) and it's also viscous to some degree or other. By the way, I prefer my gravy to be at about 750cP and onion sauce is best served at around 2500cP@125°F.
Who gives a fuck, get fucked in your solid ass, catch a liquid shot to your lips and expel a gaseous fart in your boyfriend's face.
BTW there are 5 states of matter, take it from a former chem major.
Except for maybe dik, don't any of you have fucking jobs?
my favorite state of matter is doesn't
You guys are all gay.
Story of your life
Only four exist naturally on Earth. And that's where we live. Some of us anyway, fucker. Besides, if you don't give a fuck, don't bother fucking answering.
I also dare say that my ass is largely liquid. Somewhere between a solid and a liquid. Come to think of it, my farts are, too! Today at least...
James, of course we have jobs. You think I make up PVC's for a hobby???
^Yes.
pvc's what the fuck are they butt-dildos ? you fag
whammmy
Ouch.
And thus the balance is restored.
^^^^All from a "viscous cold"^^^^
Sometimes I wish I had better things to argue about, but I don't...
Reminds me of Kuato.
Kuato Lives!
Start the Reactor Quaid!!
see you at the party Richter!
Wow, her stomach just fucking deflated.
Yes, let the fun begin...
Hahaha, you speak from experience
Wait, what?
Brilliant observation Dr. Smerf.
He has clearly experienced the fun aftermath of having a baby. It just never ends!
smerf smerf smerf, come on man. The years of pleasure....diaper changing, feedings at *.* time of day, your most significant worry is whether or not you have enough formula to get through the night, and the ever famous projectile vomiting..... No, it wasn't funny then. It is now.
Shall I continue into the adolescent years?
PS: the poo diapers are 'fun' until they begin eating normal food....
Speaking about aftermath, I'm disappointed I didn't get to see the afterbirth :(
my years of diaper changing are over kirk...except my own and thats just for fun
*snif* me too....it was like getting a raise when I didn't have to buy/wash/deal-with them anymore.
I'm right at the beginning of that "solid food diaper" fun right now with my little one. yayyyy! I get another 2 yrs at least!
And just think, 13 years ago, you were the one in diapers. *sigh* How time flies.
yes, pottytraining success was such a happy time; no more buying diapers, I didn't care about changing them so much
I don't know about you, but I had been out of diapers for awhile by the time I was 11.
Actually, I've seen videos of births before, some of which included the afterbirth (which is fucking nasty). I'd just never paid attention to the lady's stomach before.
Now that i think about it, it would just be a nasty flap of skin with no baby in there to keep it inflated
actually it's not quite like that; it takes several weeks for the uterus to return to it's normal size, right after the birth it is a little smaller, but women often still look prego for a while after
thats pretty gross, no matter how you put it
6 weeks I believe.
Or something like that.
After birth you can't have sex for so many days & such.
I never want kids =\
My brother's girlfriend just had a baby.
She looks like a fucking cow still.
The bitch was in labour for 3 days.
AND her stomach was so huge [The fat bitch]
But the baby was only 6lbs. =\
That sucks. I've told my girlfriend many times I don't want to have kids. But the bitch will probably just stop taking her pills, and then we'll be fucked.
My ex gained 60 lbs. when pregnant and my son only weighed 7 lbs. when he was born. It took her nearly two years to drop the weight. And as far as the after birth, I had that same look on my face as I did the other day with the nut sack with the cysts all over it. It took time to change my expression.
Nice toolman. Did you have to watch that catastrophe? I will never watch a child being born, especially if it is mine. What started that shit in the first place, it's old school to stay in the lobby.
I wanted to go in. I even took pictures, but they wouldn't let me set up my enormous video camera.
Maybe those picture could be mucho material.