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Chimp Attack

Awesome footage of that chimp attack in Connecticut.

Chimp Attack

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Comments to Chimp Attack

  • nonavatarnoobgod
    nonavatarnoobgod 2009-02-19T05:15:14Z says:

    Such savagery out of one animal!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-02-19T05:30:32Z says:

      It's hidden aggression from lack of dick from the puppeteer.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-02-19T05:31:12Z says:

    Why would you let an Asian person touch you?

    • deathtuna
      deathtuna 2009-02-19T07:02:39Z says:

      You wouldn't. This clearly demonstrates the need for a monkey barrier

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2009-02-20T04:09:17Z says:

      Happy Ending!

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2009-02-19T05:38:23Z says:

    Monkeymonkeymonkey

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-02-19T07:44:09Z says:

      mushroom, mushroom

  • DoubleC
    DoubleC 2009-02-19T06:14:11Z says:

    Which one's the chimp?

  • possum
    possum 2009-02-19T06:23:13Z says:

    911 call: "he's tearing her apart! send police, with guns!"...
    (former PETA member)

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2009-02-20T04:09:59Z says:

      We need pictures of the mutilated victim!

  • littlesmallsack3
    littlesmallsack3 2009-02-19T07:24:41Z says:

    What the shit is this gay shit?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T07:35:01Z says:

      fuck you ..your opinion..and your mother

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-19T12:10:39Z says:

      *yawns*
      Darwin called. He needs you to get some new lines.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T13:16:06Z says:

      see hank??

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-19T13:29:29Z says:

      See Hank?? See Hank?? See how he chases me? I'm blameless...Cruel's the douche. Get over it pansy. You chase me as much as I chase you...even trying to 'go in for the kill' the other day...and failing miserably, Mr Pedo Supporter.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-02-19T14:02:38Z says:

      Cruex won't see Hank unless he's wearing a texudo. He just LOVES a man wearing a tuxedo.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T14:20:46Z says:

      I own my own tuxedo.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-19T14:24:02Z says:

      Your tux is gay. And you're too short...ask Elfpiss.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T14:26:55Z says:

      According to him you and Hank are the short ones.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T14:27:14Z says:

      My tux is pimp, by the way.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T15:48:44Z says:

      Oh fuck, I'm so glad I'm involved in this bullshit.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T15:49:29Z says:

      On a more positive note, I wrote three badass raps today.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T15:52:46Z says:

      Hurray! I can't wait.
      *runs around the room waving arms in the air*

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T16:56:48Z says:

      It's too bad you can't appreciate them.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T17:02:11Z says:

      I was being serious.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-02-19T17:05:26Z says:

      do they rhyme?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-19T17:21:59Z says:

      Come on gentlemen, there is no 'I' in 'Team Mucho'.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-19T17:22:32Z says:

      There really isn't, that's handy.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-19T17:23:23Z says:

      *oops*

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-19T17:23:42Z says:

      *scrolls down*

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T17:27:16Z says:

      That orange in the girl's abdomen thread rap was sweet, I think.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-19T17:29:33Z says:

      Fucking noobs

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T17:50:43Z says:

      Fuck off.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-19T19:07:02Z says:

      You fuck off.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-19T21:16:55Z says:

      Fuck you whunu

  • Bonaduce
    Bonaduce 2009-02-19T07:34:13Z says:

    It's just wrong to try and play with an underage girls monkey. Shame Shame

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2009-02-20T04:12:05Z says:

      Bonadouche, suck a dickhole.

  • zpyro4035
    zpyro4035 2009-02-19T08:39:20Z says:

    No wonder that chimp is angry, that ginger's arm is up its ass!!

  • dik
    dik 2009-02-19T09:03:45Z says:

    i made up a sexual position/act that i call "chimp attack"

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-02-19T12:05:11Z says:

      Ohhhhh, dik, you're not throwing your shit again, are you???

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-19T12:26:43Z says:

      Yeah...I think it's what he calls 'pwning' though. :(
      Btw...fuck you Ballz.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T13:16:31Z says:

      see hank?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T15:51:41Z says:

      Yes, yes, I see. It's all his fault.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T15:55:52Z says:

      he follows me around like a fucking puppet and you expect me to drop it..like i said hank

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T15:56:59Z says:

      you better check your list of friends hank

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T16:00:46Z says:

      Yeah, Hank, check it twice.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:05:35Z says:

      i get...i give

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T16:14:55Z says:

      I think I'll just check my list of FUCK EVERYONE ONE OF YOU!

      You fucking pieces of shit. I hate you all.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T16:15:30Z says:

      Did you get that?

      FUCK OFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T16:18:44Z says:

      Dik, you are a hypocrite. He chilled out and then you kept flaming him and then he started following you around (and you do still follow him, as well).

      Fucking do whatever you want. You don't listen to me.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T16:19:46Z says:

      Suck it, Irish. You chump ass bitch.

      (Sorry buddy, you know I'm just kidding, right?)

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-19T16:21:47Z says:

      wow

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:22:39Z says:

      i have never followed him or anyone around...check yourself sir

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T16:23:47Z says:

      You've hurt my feelings now.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:24:12Z says:

      but i'll say this hank...you lash out for no reason at the best people around here..no reason..i could name names but i dont want to involve kirk

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:24:27Z says:

      boom

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:25:13Z says:

      look up loyalty on wikipedia and see that you are not mentioned

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T16:26:35Z says:

      I just looked it up and hes right, you aren't mentioned.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-19T16:28:52Z says:

      Who wants a big soft warm hug?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:29:45Z says:

      bitching at me for pwning this cruelfuck guy..while you go back and forth with plantshit for literally days...fuck me

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T16:30:11Z says:

      You want to hug my dick with your asshole.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:30:32Z says:

      time to right the wrong hankshit...apologize

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T16:32:01Z says:

      I think Hank owes us all an apology.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T16:32:59Z says:

      I am super loyal, but I have my limits.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:38:49Z says:

      i crossed your limits for loyalty??? hahaha

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-19T16:38:56Z says:

      dik, you and Cruel could get on. It is like America & the former USSR, you don't like each other & fight your little wars but if you dropped the automated hatred, you could get on.

      I liked Cruel, then we argued, now we're friends again. Hell, look at me & Hank.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-19T16:39:19Z says:

      ...maybe.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:39:36Z says:

      eat it fucker..there isn't a person on this stinking planet more loyal than this dik

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:40:34Z says:

      enjoy slumming with your new friends cocksucker

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T16:41:52Z says:

      Daaaaaamn.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T16:48:28Z says:

      What a fucking drama queen. I never said you crossed any line. I simply asked you to cool the fuck out a bit as I seemed to be in the middle of it.

      You are the one making such a big deal out of it, Dik. Go fuck yourself.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:50:10Z says:

      no shitfuck..you made a big deal out of it...and it is a big deal to me now..if you don't think it is then it's your fucking loss

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:51:14Z says:

      no matter what stupid fucking shit you said i backed you up on principle...well no more

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:51:31Z says:

      suck it

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T16:51:57Z says:

      23119

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T16:58:23Z says:

      Allrighty then. Fuck you, motherfucker.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T16:58:31Z says:

      like sands through an hour glass

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T16:58:57Z says:

      13696

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T17:00:34Z says:

      24911

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T17:02:22Z says:

      Suck my fucking cock.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T17:03:58Z says:

      i already decided fuck you hank...you can't just agree and make it your idea...did you think i was one of the noobs you titter away with?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T17:05:53Z says:

      i assure you i am not

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-02-19T17:07:12Z says:

      keep going guys. you´re nearly there.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T17:10:24Z says:

      thats what she said

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T17:15:22Z says:

      Whatever, Dik. Your flames couldn't singe the fuzz off of a peach. Color me not worried.

      Just for the record, it wasn't just your bullshit with CrustyBM. You liked to piss all over my rapping. That shit made me really happy. It got me writing again. I've been writing some poetry again and all that.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-19T17:15:35Z says:

      8769...?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T17:17:48Z says:

      *wasn't only.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-19T17:23:54Z says:

      Come on gentlemen, there is no 'I' in 'Team Mucho'.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T17:36:16Z says:

      fuck you hank...if you had an issue with me you could have pursued it in a way tht didn't involve blowing a fucking noob..fuck you...i think i gave you enough chances

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-19T17:50:09Z says:

      NOOBS

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T17:56:25Z says:

      What a fucking self-centered cunt.

      Listen, you fucking cock bag, every time you dissed my rapping (which I enjoyed immensely) you were taking a shit on me. I was giving YOU chances, you fucking burnt out bulb, not the other way around.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T18:04:07Z says:

      how many times i let your infantile rhyming slide i can't count

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T18:05:12Z says:

      grow the fuck up ad rock...you want to write some words write them...i would suggest not showcasing them the way little boys do

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T18:05:49Z says:

      rap battle ...jesus fuck are you 15 emenem?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T18:07:03Z says:

      you ever notice the fucking company you keep while you start that shit dr. suess?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T18:13:01Z says:

      Hahaha, "ad rock".

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T18:18:54Z says:

      Christ, what a fucking dick. What are you like 70?

      For one, there is nothing infantile about it. Only a stupid old fuck would think that. Ever heard the phrase young at heart? You, definitely, are not. Two, fuck off, you don't let anything I do slide, you stupid fuck. I don't require your permission, grandpa.

      I want to write, I will write. What fucking difference does it matter where I post them? Nothing "little boy" about it. Christ, you are really a fucking idiot, aren't you?

      Third, you fucking turd, Oh, make a big deal out of the "rap battle" term. So fucking what? It's just word play. Just a game, as Cruel tried to tell you a long time ago. You are just too thick to get it.

      This is an open forum, foreskin. Has nothing to do with what your old wrinkly ass likes or doesn't like.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T18:21:56Z says:

      Dr. Seuss is an insult now? Haha, that guy had more talent in the jizz he sent down the shower drain then you will ever have.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T18:23:38Z says:

      The company is the same. Only thing different is Cruel has tried to be a good guy and you have shown yourself to be a total dik.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T18:24:28Z says:

      sorry fucko..too long..i'm not reading all that

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T18:25:17Z says:

      I wonder what Jamie thinks of this whole thing? Her voice has been conspicuously absent.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T18:26:17Z says:

      I still like you both. At least y'all can find solace in that.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T18:26:55Z says:

      i'm glad this happened hank..it's a reminder to me how generally people you think you know are often douchebags... my mistake..i'll tell you this assboy..the internet is real people..i for one know that..check your loyalty for real

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T18:28:55Z says:

      call me hypocritical now hank when i say fuck you

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T18:32:57Z says:

      Go fuck yourself for real. A friend that can't support me if I want to do a bit of rhyming is no friend at all.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T18:38:55Z says:

      you self absorbed jouqin pheonix motherfucker..this doesnt have anything to do with rap or your rapping

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T18:41:36Z says:

      Lets talk it out, guys.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T18:42:00Z says:

      dik, tell Hank whats really bothering you.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T18:42:24Z says:

      Hank, lets put on our listening ears and keep an open mind.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T18:42:53Z says:

      Yes, it does.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T18:58:49Z says:

      Pfft, fuck Dik
      Going to bed now
      I look forward to flaming his ass tomorrow
      Taming that ass tomorrow
      Gagging his ass tomorrow
      Grenade fragging his ass
      Shagging that ass
      Ask me if I give a fuck
      Bagging that sad fuck's ass
      For a dollar
      Bagging and tagging that ass
      You can't pass this, fag
      Can't sleep while I'm triple slagging that ass
      Fuck you
      Your not a baller

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T19:03:12Z says:

      Holy shit, he went there.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-19T19:08:52Z says:

      Awww hell.
      OLD MAN FIGHT!

    • yak
      yak 2009-02-19T19:11:01Z says:

      lol... wtf...

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-19T19:15:51Z says:

      I can't believe Hank & dik have fallen out over Cruel.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-19T19:26:14Z says:

      Yeah, what happened to bros before hos?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-19T20:01:53Z says:

      Shut the fuck up you pedophile cunt.
      You guys are morons if you think 'they' have fallen out over 'me'. They've fallen out because dik is a deluded old cunt who thinks everyone should automatically respect him...no matter what he says or does. Treat a good friend like crap, and DEMAND they apologise for speaking the truth...and this is what happens. Nothing to do with me. Everything to do with respect.
      Oh yeah...FUCK YOU WANKO YOU PEDOPHILE CUNT...AND ANY CUNT WHO SUPPORTS YOUR VIEWS.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T20:12:57Z says:

      fuck you yoko

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-19T20:14:47Z says:

      You were the catalyst....so I think saying they have fallen out over you is valid.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-19T20:14:52Z says:

      Hmm...surprisingly tame.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-19T20:16:16Z says:

      Fuck you cruelwhunu!

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T20:19:15Z says:

      slithering in to voice your insignificant opinion after the dust settles? or are you actually relevant? tell me

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T20:20:00Z says:

      "wait for me buddy!!!"

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T20:20:10Z says:

      fucking weakling

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T20:20:25Z says:

      eat it babyfucker

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-19T20:22:39Z says:

      this is the company you choose to keep hank?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T20:32:22Z says:

      Cruel is a bitch.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-19T20:38:58Z says:

      I didn't want to get involved. I could have been a sad cunt like you dik, and jumped on the bandwagon...but I kinda feel sorry for you. You truly don't see what you're doing. And fuck you Rish, you stinking little fag-Pokemon.
      Dik: "Rish...I chooose you!"
      *Little ball rolls on floor and out pops the lil gay called Rish*
      Rish: "You called masser?! Tell me what you need."

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T21:03:45Z says:

      ???

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-19T21:20:31Z says:

      Fuck you...I'm not your masser...the guy formerly knowns as dikless is.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-19T21:23:05Z says:

      Shut the fuck up cruel you fucking crybaby nannystate-loving sack of pussiness. Go back to sucking off cops and writing angry letters when you see a nipple on tv.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-19T21:56:28Z says:

      whunu>cruel

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-19T22:03:25Z says:

      Sorry El_Pedo. I don't speak your disgusting lingo. I hope you die soon.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-19T22:14:38Z says:

      Cruel = fuckwit

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-19T22:30:27Z says:

      Kid...stfu. What are you now, like 13? You look like the annoying younger brother that gets no attention, and dresses like his older goth sister...and still nobody sees him. Shove your gay hats up your gay ass and go back to bed.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2009-02-19T22:51:07Z says:

      i agree with yak....WTF???

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-19T23:07:55Z says:

      Who gives a fuck what you agree with?

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2009-02-19T23:29:36Z says:

      i give a FUCK....thats who....you fucking brown nosier.....

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-19T23:39:26Z says:

      Shout it sister.
      What's a 'nosier'? Is that French for 'way superior person to Bent-Commie-Wiener'.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2009-02-19T23:55:31Z says:

      dont try to be the spelling champ...you know what you are you fuck....and dont try to steal lickish's name for me you turd muncher

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T00:45:40Z says:

      My rap kinda sucked there. Oh well. I was pretty hammered.

    • cubannecktie
      cubannecktie 2009-02-20T00:50:52Z says:

      Who gets what after the divorce - I acn't wait FLMFAO

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-20T02:54:43Z says:

      You sound like the cocksucker who is trying to rag on everyone because you're on the rag.
      bob my knob

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-02-20T04:05:39Z says:

      *passes the popcorn to DickNixon* (cooool)

    • nonavatarnoobgod
      nonavatarnoobgod 2009-02-20T04:23:24Z says:

      Howdy fellas! Who's excited about the new episode of Batman: The Brave and the Bold on Cartoon Network tomorrow night? Batman is teaming up with Bronze Tiger to fight Fox, Vulture, and Shark! It should be a doozy!

    • Bonaduce
      Bonaduce 2009-02-20T04:27:24Z says:

      HAHAHA Fuck you yoko, Thats good shit right there.

    • Bonaduce
      Bonaduce 2009-02-20T04:34:37Z says:

      CruelHoMo got PWNED this whole thread, HAHAHA you fucking wanna be rappa!

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2009-02-20T04:38:58Z says:

      I just burned my tongue.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-02-20T04:53:47Z says:

      Jesus Christ. What the fuck has been going on here? Do any of you actually work (except for the euros who have time zone excuses)???

      All of you stop it.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-20T04:54:26Z says:

      dik and hank are sooo bad for doing this to cruel :)

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-02-20T05:19:00Z says:

      wow, I'm not around for a while and look what happens! You people need me to rag on more then cruelhomo needs a brain

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T09:05:48Z says:

      Stfu cumslave, you dirty lil pussy cunthole. You STILL haven't been murdered huh?
      Stfu Cheech. Yes they are, aren't they? I'm really upset. Riiight.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T10:04:56Z says:

      Wtf is Possum talking about?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T10:10:34Z says:

      I dunno. I suppose I've been pwned again or something. Or he's being cute, having flashbacks, and reversing what everyone else is thinking.
      However, I don't think I've done anything to anyone. Certain people have just exposed their true selves...not my fucking doing.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T10:13:57Z says:

      hahaha....kissy kissy

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T10:16:41Z says:

      Here dik...*mwah!* I see you're feeling left out.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T10:59:16Z says:

      Dik, stop following Cruel around or he'll have to get a rebraining order put out on you.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T11:21:37Z says:

      LMAO. We have the technology.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T11:26:13Z says:

      honestly hank ...i've never seen anyone suck up this hard

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T11:29:59Z says:

      'Honestly Hank'. Your words mean nothing dik. Games up. You wouldn't know honest if it was a white Bichon Frise that fucked your woman while you watched.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T11:34:23Z says:

      this has to be getting a little embarrassing hank...cruel ..if i was you i wouldn't say anything bad about my dog

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T11:35:17Z says:

      i can get a lot meaner than this you two fucking gaylords

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T11:35:38Z says:

      5.4.3.2.1:

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T11:37:14Z says:

      Your pacemaker explodes?
      Your dog's a sweaty cunt mop.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T11:43:25Z says:

      it was a countdown to you responding...pwned again

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T11:44:19Z says:

      5,4,3,2,1:

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T11:46:10Z says:

      Ohhh, I seee. Bravo.
      *One cricket, then it dies*

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T11:51:15Z says:

      hahaha noob

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T11:52:17Z says:

      Next person to comment loves eating jizz..5,4,3,2,1:

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T11:54:09Z says:

      I love eating my own jizz...really healthy and full of protein. Want some more of it dik?
      Fuck...you really are useless huh? Jamiee picked a winner...your pissrag mutt is a keeper.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T11:58:55Z says:

      nobody following me around at all hank

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T12:14:06Z says:

      Why do you keep telling me, Dik? I don't give a shit.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T12:16:23Z says:

      I just don't think this thread should ever end. It's...it's lovely.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T12:20:00Z says:

      you started it by saying i was following your gimp around..you give a shit

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T12:24:43Z says:

      No, I really don't. And for someone that hates me you sure do keep saying my name a lot today.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T12:25:59Z says:

      'you started it'. Jesus. Even Stevie Wonder could see how much you've been following me around.
      Btw...how's the whole 'chasing me off the site' thing going?
      Ohhh, that bad huh?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T12:34:35Z says:

      i never said i hate you..and you'll be hearing your name a lot ..till you dump your new girlfriend and apologize

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T12:44:51Z says:

      Fuck! Real-life 40-year-old virgin. Get a grip dik, could ya?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2009-02-20T13:06:04Z says:

      Hank, I'm not conspicuously silent, just busy as hell. WTF is this, you and dik are friends. BTW, I know dik well and he is the most loyal and least hypocritical person I know...and funny as hell...this whole thing seems pretty juvenile to me and hardly worth losing a friend

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T13:09:26Z says:

      Magic. Calling in the woman to hold your hand after majorly fucking up. Is he's NOT a hypocrite...he's sure been doing a good impersonation of one recently. To the point of spouting poisonous shit he doesn't believe in...just to be add odds with me. Fuck him, and fuck you and your dog.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T13:11:07Z says:

      *if, *at

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2009-02-20T13:11:27Z says:

      you're an ass

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T13:11:38Z says:

      ^attention whore

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T13:11:52Z says:

      you tell 'em jamiee

      Stupid kids

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T13:15:02Z says:

      It's been juvenile. Only part I agree with. But then, putting down a 'friend's' talents and passion, is hardly a good idea.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T13:23:19Z says:

      I tell my find he should tap dance all the time.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T13:28:14Z says:

      'find'? Lysdexic cunt.
      Sorry OJ.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T13:35:50Z says:

      are you going to say that jamie is ugly now? like you do with all the girls? is that what you're going to say...tell me weakling

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T13:38:08Z says:

      go ahead hank's you can insult jamie but if you talk about my dog i'll fucking freak...you have been warned

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T13:38:32Z says:

      Where did I say she's ugly? She's okay. Not my cuppa tea...definitely seems like a warm-hearted kinda gal. A keeper. Sorry to disappoint you Mr Bitter-Lemon.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T13:40:09Z says:

      5 4 3 2...^

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T13:41:09Z says:

      oops

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T13:46:23Z says:

      Good morning, everyone.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T13:46:52Z says:

      Except for Cruel. I hope you have a shitty morning.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T13:52:01Z says:

      Nobody cares what you hope, little bitch.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T13:52:47Z says:

      dik? Your dog's a worthless collection of used tampon threads.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T13:54:52Z says:

      you say every chick is ugly...because you're weak..and that's all you got...try it with the big boys pussy

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T13:56:01Z says:

      you call people ugly whilst being to scared to post a pic of yourself...you are not a man

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T13:56:19Z says:

      hank's

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T13:58:14Z says:

      I hope Cruel fals down a flight of stairs and shits his pants.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T13:58:27Z says:

      puppet haha

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T13:58:45Z says:

      He should be used to the shitting his pants thing. I bet he does that quite often.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T13:58:48Z says:

      Wow, this shit is soooo fucking boring. I'm going to go walk my dog. Maybe I'll get lucky and the intraweb will implode before I get back.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T13:59:10Z says:

      People who know him refer to him as the guy who smells like shit all the time.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T14:02:36Z says:

      fuck you hank...you need to lose this zero and get your hero back...or you are gay

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T14:04:19Z says:

      Go for it dik. You're on a roll, little man!

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T14:06:18Z says:

      i'm not even sure an apology would work now..i'm so disgusted

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T14:07:19Z says:

      Hank needs a hero
      He's holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night
      He's gotta be strong
      And he's gotta be fast
      And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T14:07:37Z says:

      Thats so you, dik.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T14:07:53Z says:

      remember when you got banned hank? think about it

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T14:08:04Z says:

      cocksucker

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T14:12:01Z says:

      Ditch the zero and get with the hero?? LMFAO!! For someone who doesn't like Vanilla Ice...you sure like quoting his lines. What a failure!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T14:13:49Z says:

      Thats so gay that you know that Rob said that.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T14:15:42Z says:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9yaam0p_BA&feature=related
      Hahaha! Dik? You fuckin loser.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T14:18:10Z says:

      OMG! Wave yo hands in the air and say dik's a hypocrite...like ya just don't care.
      PWNED! There...I said it.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2009-02-20T14:22:21Z says:

      Are you some kind of rabid chihuahua, Cruel? I'm getting visions of a squirrel on acid when I read your comments

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T14:31:13Z says:

      Haha. Your visions are very accurate, lady. Bravo for spelling cheee-wowwaaa correctly.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T14:37:33Z says:

      Horton hatches an Egg hank...suck the suess...absorb your guilt

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T14:40:38Z says:

      Double-hero ^

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T14:45:43Z says:

      Remember when I got banned? I've been banned many times. None of which have anything to do with any of this.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T14:47:18Z says:

      Stop saying my name, Dik. What's wrong with you? Are you in love with me or something?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T14:52:08Z says:

      you built him dr. frankenstein...you deal with him

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T14:53:57Z says:

      i'll tell you you fucking cunt..when you got banned who was there? who defended you? who?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T15:00:58Z says:

      That was back when you were a decent guy.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T15:02:35Z says:

      hank i haven't changed in 25 years

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T15:04:35Z says:

      renounce god or youre gay

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T15:05:48Z says:

      What? Been a miserable, hypocritcal old cun for that long? I'm my own 'monster' you fucking asshair shitball. You couldn't let it go, could you?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T15:08:06Z says:

      ^unbelievable you're not getting sick of that hank..jesus man....

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T15:08:55Z says:

      That's pretty sad, actually. Not changing (growing) in 25 years. I feel sorry for you.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T15:10:12Z says:

      personally if i had some noob following me around spewing agreement with every word i said ..i'd puke

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T15:10:22Z says:

      then i'd eat the puke

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T15:10:56Z says:

      then i'd puke the puke on cruels children's genitals

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T15:11:04Z says:

      zing

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T15:11:27Z says:

      then i'd re-eat the puke

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T15:11:40Z says:

      and so on...

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T15:15:11Z says:

      Spam...food for the credit crunch. If Hank says something I disagree with...I'll be sure to let him know. He seems quite logical these days.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T15:17:22Z says:

      There's the guy called dik,
      He's got an obsession with sick,
      He pukes it up daily,
      And cries around gayly,
      Alienates his friend on the motherfuckin daily...

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T15:18:11Z says:

      That was weak...but, meh

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T15:36:57Z says:

      Only 32 more comments until I hit 25,000. Maybe I should break all my comments into 5 or 6 parts like Dik.

    • Bonaduce
      Bonaduce 2009-02-20T15:36:57Z says:

      Go HoMo Go HoMo Go.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T15:48:23Z says:

      13740

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T15:49:29Z says:

      Hahaha, Drool only has 2189. What a worthless noob.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T15:54:38Z says:

      Yeah that works, Rish you little spunk-vaccuum.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T16:02:01Z says:

      Go fuck yourself, Bonadouchebag. You are nothing, you never-was.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T16:02:01Z says:

      ^^18000 comments arguing with plantshit

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T16:09:16Z says:

      Who? Your buddy that likes to torture animals and drink his own piss?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T16:28:33Z says:

      "Hahaha, Drool only has 2189. What a worthless noob."

      That needs to be in your 'Top 10 Idiotic Comments' list.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T16:33:01Z says:

      Who was it that stuck up for that sick, demented fuck all the time? Oh yeah, it was you, Dik. Your judgement isn't always good, is it?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T16:37:24Z says:

      i never stuck up for him ..i knew that he was full of shit...like he was and still is...a whoosh over your head

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T16:38:49Z says:

      you fucking noobs actually think he hunts and makes crow-crafts??

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-02-20T16:49:56Z says:

      Well I'm impressed.
      This thread has been very amusing...started when I went to bed and well it's still going.
      Doesn't MS have an award of some kind for this kind of awesomeness?

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T16:51:04Z says:

      I like to eat cum.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T16:51:43Z says:

      I'm such a fucking homo I lick the seats in the men's room when I see anything sticky on them.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T16:53:32Z says:

      I say I'm against kiddie porn but really it's the only thing that makes my tiny dick hard. I love that shit. I can't fucking get enough of it. I'm going to go whack off to some kiddie porn right now.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T16:56:34Z says:

      many a true word spoken in jest!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T16:57:06Z says:

      He makes sweaters out of Bichon Frises.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T17:08:18Z says:

      Plantshit, I mean.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-20T17:29:32Z says:

      hank = hawkeye
      dik = trapper
      cruel = frank (on his birthday)

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T17:33:30Z says:

      Wow! Interesting. What did you do dik? Go cry to deja or yak, and hijack my account. Damn...you really are pathetic. Like I always said you'd do.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T17:36:36Z says:

      Was this the only way YOU could 'run me off the site'? What an epic lifetime failure.

    • TheFlork
      TheFlork 2009-02-20T17:40:18Z says:

      "look up loyalty on wikipedia and see that you are not mentioned"
      i used that today in class, it got a laugh all around :-D

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T17:41:07Z says:

      Oh, my apologies deja/yak. Clearly this has that pedo El_Cuntface written all over it. I didn't realise it was possible to just copy and paste an avatar here and duplicate an account.
      Ohh ohh. Let me go off and create a dik account now, and say a bunch of random bullshit. Jesus H Christ.
      Really, really sad.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T17:43:49Z says:

      Just kidding, fuck you yak. You should ban me, CruelHM.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T17:44:11Z says:

      Don't worry dik, I'm not smart enough to create a fake account.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T17:44:36Z says:

      Yeah, fuck off LoserXHoBag...you just knocked down the awesomeness factor a few notches!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T17:44:37Z says:

      That wasn't you, Cruel? I thought you were just taking the piss.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T17:55:41Z says:

      Yeah, it's a seperate fake account.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T17:56:24Z says:

      I thought it was quite obviously a hack.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T17:57:40Z says:

      & my money is on yak.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T18:01:13Z says:

      It's not yak. I would certainly hope not anyway. Just the sad old dik, or maybe his sick pal Wanko.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T18:01:27Z says:

      I made it as an outlet for my homopedo urges. It's like a multiple-personality thing.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T18:01:40Z says:

      My uncle touched me a lot when I was a kid.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T18:01:50Z says:

      And yesterday afternoon.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T18:07:34Z says:

      Boring.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T18:12:12Z says:

      Weird.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T18:12:36Z says:

      I like the way he's using proper punctuation, syntax, spacing and periods...to add that authentic touch. Nice work.
      Unbelievably sad shit, dik. I feel you losing respect from most people here, by the second. You've finally lost the plot.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T18:13:09Z says:

      Funny.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T18:24:31Z says:

      It's not funny. People don't know if the stupid shit I say is from me now or if dik is saying it? How is that funny motherfucker?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T18:25:11Z says:

      Meh, #2 Cruel should shut the fuck up.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T18:25:55Z says:

      I'm certainly laughing.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T18:26:48Z says:

      The new account says Cruel's occupation is "sucking dick" so it could very well be the real Cruel.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T18:29:27Z says:

      Yawn.

    • Bonaduce
      Bonaduce 2009-02-20T19:04:16Z says:

      CruelHM
      .
      Occupation: Sucking dick
      .
      Interests: Nigger dick, mexican dick, oriental dick, horse dick, hank's dick, hairy donkey dick, gilmore girls
      .
      HAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-20T19:11:30Z says:

      So I go out and get shitfaced one day and miss the bitch fight. Awesome

    • Bonaduce
      Bonaduce 2009-02-20T19:16:48Z says:

      Yeah and Crue outs himself as a Bonerfied Faggot. Mucho Rules.

    • Bonaduce
      Bonaduce 2009-02-20T19:19:48Z says:

      Help him out Hank, CruelHoMos been sucking your dick for almost 24hrs now.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T19:37:40Z says:

      Who the flying fuck do you think you are, worthless noob-stain. It's 'bona fide' and it's Latin. Ignorant little cunt.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-02-20T19:38:48Z says:

      someone made a fake account using a capital i "I" instead of the l, making it look like an l, very brillant

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T19:38:53Z says:

      Hey dik/CruelHM2...I seriously dig the quality of YOUR new 'chums'. Fucking sweet Jesus.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2009-02-20T20:15:51Z says:

      so that's how....thanks drumrave

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T20:21:40Z says:

      No suprise you couldn't figure it out, Best-cocksucking-winner.

    • mrubermonkey
      mrubermonkey 2009-02-20T20:23:10Z says:

      Long thread.

    • Bonaduce
      Bonaduce 2009-02-20T20:39:49Z says:

      It's "BONERFIED" in your case CruelHoMo, you fucking pole smoker.

    • Bonaduce
      Bonaduce 2009-02-20T20:43:39Z says:

      CruelHM says:
      .
      Slap your balls on my face it's no disgrace
      Stick your dick in me any ol place
      .
      I will I will suck you
      I will I will suck you

    • Bonaduce
      Bonaduce 2009-02-20T20:50:33Z says:

      CruelHM says:
      .
      If your a young man hard man
      Im on the street ready to take that meat all day
      So slap your dick in my face
      it's no disgrace
      shoot your jizz all over the place
      .
      I will I will suck you
      I will I will suck you

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T21:33:55Z says:

      Fucking hell. What a fail. Even with my secret admirer dik's 'genius' second account...this is the best you can do? Jesus. Even Rish is capable of better than this. What a stinking nub-pustule. Fuck off already, kid.

    • Bonaduce
      Bonaduce 2009-02-20T21:47:46Z says:

      Don't take it so personally there Lil HoMo rappa, You've outed yourself, you can back to your 24 plus hour marathon of suckin Hanks dick now, it's all good.

    • Bonaduce
      Bonaduce 2009-02-20T21:50:28Z says:

      I'm off to watch Punisher war zone, I'll see you later im sure you'll still be here.

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2009-02-19T12:17:54Z says:

    didn't peta protest because that chimp was shot in that attack?

  • Nighty
    Nighty 2009-02-19T12:41:10Z says:

    Hardly an attack. Just a Nip.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T15:51:12Z says:

      There was a chink in her defense.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-19T17:36:20Z says:

      thats an interesting slant!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-19T19:04:54Z says:

      Hahaha!

      Ya see?
      Dik could never pick up that leave
      He's sloppy
      Like a ketchup stained sleeve

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T10:38:07Z says:

      thats because we are creative! he's part of the ' fuck you ' brigade. thats about the sum extent of his talents!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T10:47:30Z says:

      Actually, dik used to have talents beyond 'fuck you', 'noob', 'I'm not reading all that', 'yappy noob', 'fuck you, fuck your opinions, and fuck your mother', 'teenager', 'bow before me because I have long hair and ride horses', etc. etc.
      I actually hope he can regain form...for his own sake, and everyone else's. Delusion is a sad thing to witness.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T10:47:47Z says:

      Fuck you, gonorrheal dripman. I don't even know who you are, you fucking noob piece of shit.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T10:48:21Z says:

      Although that was good one with the slant thing.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T10:52:27Z says:

      haha! i'm done!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T10:54:11Z says:

      Just be careful Hank...your old pal is going around thread-hopping and pwning left and right again. Please help me. Pleeeeaaaaase!
      LMFAO. Help him out would you? I'm starting to feel embarrassed for him now.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T11:03:10Z says:

      He doesn't want my help.

      Blind as a bat
      Unlucky like a black cat
      Got no brain
      Needs to pull the plank out his eye
      And use it for a cane

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T13:59:40Z says:

      gaaaay

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T14:23:18Z says:

      what a hero ^

  • puds
    puds 2009-02-19T20:10:07Z says:

    the rage comes from the Cat Stevens in the background

  • Naddycat
    Naddycat 2009-02-20T00:14:00Z says:

    Chimp hand is no laughing matter

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T11:32:12Z says:

      He was out of hand.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T13:07:08Z says:

      It's a chimp hand see?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T13:35:06Z says:

      What?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T14:07:57Z says:

      Chimp-hand-zee? See?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T15:02:43Z says:

      Ahaa.

      "I see", said the blind man as he took out his hammer and saw.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T15:03:44Z says:

      Gotta hand it to you on that one, but quit monkeying around.

  • mrubermonkey
    mrubermonkey 2009-02-20T01:04:25Z says:

    That was a case of animality.

  • DevilBlunt1989
    DevilBlunt1989 2009-02-20T01:41:09Z says:

    why the fuck is this on here this is so gay

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-20T02:55:48Z says:

      In Connecticut a woman got mauled by a 200 some odd pound chimpanzee.
      This is the mock vid of it, kinda fucked up, but funny I think.

    • yak
      yak 2009-02-20T05:01:13Z says:

      cool avatar devilblunt1989









      lol.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T16:56:28Z says:

      It is cool. I want to make out with that guy and suck his dick.

    • DevilBlunt1989
      DevilBlunt1989 2009-02-26T08:10:23Z says:

      well did they at least tape it and damn cruel thats so gay i dont even have a reply lol

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-02-20T04:08:09Z says:

    I'm just proud that one of my submissions hosted one of the best flames I've seen here. Yak, I always thought you should call this site: Mucho of the Flies.

    -Okay, not always thought, but occasionally.

    • yak
      yak 2009-02-20T05:00:21Z says:

      Claud has the conch!!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T10:08:14Z says:

      I'm hunting wild boar.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T10:14:56Z says:

      my glasses!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T10:19:14Z says:

      are gay!

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T10:30:48Z says:

      reply fail!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T10:33:03Z says:

      Yes...thanks for calling your reply fail. How in the fuck did you manage that?

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T10:35:00Z says:

      i've been distracted by all the fighting going on! GO TEAM HANK!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T10:41:43Z says:

      Don't be a noob. There is no such team. I'm sure he appreciates your sentiment though.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T10:54:19Z says:

      it was a joke. i'm not out to fan the flames or get involved. i just think hanks comments are worth reading..... even the ' fuck you dripmans! '

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T10:55:46Z says:

      I'm not fighting anyone. I might pwn someone later, though.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T10:59:48Z says:

      i stand corrected. can someone tell me what PWN means, please?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T11:07:44Z says:

      How do you like my raps, Shipmate?

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T11:14:23Z says:

      as i said before hank, you are creative, which is a good sign of intelligence!
      now i must brace myself for the ' stop licking his ass/sucking his cock etc ' remarks! ha

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T11:18:38Z says:

      'Tell me what PWN means'? Fuck. You dirty noob.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T11:21:52Z says:

      please forgive my ignorance cruel. i can grasp its meaning by the context in which it is used. i was just curious as to what the PWN stood for.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T11:26:34Z says:

      Pwn has been around since the internet, man. Shit...Google it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T11:31:25Z says:

      It stands for "own". It is extremely common intrawebs lingo and you are the first person I have ever seen ask what it means.

      Did you just get your very first internet connection?

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T11:31:54Z says:

      googled and understood! thanks cruel.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T11:35:43Z says:

      shipman. You are really funny. Honestly.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T11:38:03Z says:

      what a fucking gayfest..hank you've gone soft

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T11:38:48Z says:

      sorry guys, i'm not american and many of the terms used here are new to me. i'm learning all the time though.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T11:39:36Z says:

      dik, you haven't been hard in years. Cialis.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T13:15:10Z says:

      You best not be a fucking Brit!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T13:15:34Z says:

      I know you probably are though, with the whole 'shipman' thing

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T13:17:43Z says:

      Well, you know, us Brits don't have dentists yet, do we OJ? So, if this guy is a Brit, we can excuse him for not being familiar with this enternet thing.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T13:27:04Z says:

      you know oranje... calling me a brit is about the worst thing you could call me! i'm IRISH and very proud! the ' shipman ' thing was done in keeping with the general feel of this place. besides, you already have an american called 1RISH!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T13:42:29Z says:

      You Irish, Welsh & Scottish are so sensitive about being called British.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T13:46:38Z says:

      If anybody called me British....I'd go to the dentist.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T13:47:06Z says:

      and rightly so! until recently, my homeland was occupied by an invading force. northern ireland is still under british rule, but IRELAND belongs to the IRISH!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T13:50:49Z says:

      Only 'cause you people couldn't stop your petty fighting.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T13:51:37Z says:

      Plus, NI wants to be part of Britain.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T13:57:04Z says:

      Power to the people!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T14:00:01Z says:

      The British should get the fuck out of Ireland.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T14:01:40Z says:

      there are certain sections that cling to the 'union jack' mostly latter generations of english introduced to our land to pollute our nation. dirty bloods, as we call them! most true irishmen will never salute their flag or stand for their queen!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T14:04:45Z says:

      Testify!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T14:06:19Z says:

      Ireland is a dump. Figures you're Irish though - what with the backwards mind and all.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T14:06:43Z says:

      Bloody Sunday FTW!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T14:09:34Z says:

      Boston Tea Party, suck it, bitch.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T14:11:55Z says:

      cruel, you and i could fall out over this! and you have enough enemies here already!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T14:14:17Z says:

      Shipman, the grass is certainly greener over in Ireland.

      'cause you're all over here, walking on ours.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T14:15:02Z says:

      & the British are out of Ireland.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T14:24:26Z says:

      not quite.... but soon!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T14:32:23Z says:

      Fuck NI and fuck those IRA murdering cowards.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T14:37:22Z says:

      IRA = Indiscriminate bombing of woman & children = Terrorists

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T15:06:07Z says:

      Haha, there was never any state sponsered terrorism is the acquisition and keeping of England's colonies.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T15:12:11Z says:

      We raped and pillaged. Not the same thing. HUZZAH!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T15:36:46Z says:

      The British Empire was formed by accident. It was all the East India companies doing...

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T15:36:58Z says:

      Ask Wanko.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T15:56:16Z says:

      Fuck that pedophile scum...and fuck you if you agree with his opinions.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T16:03:37Z says:

      Wanko is a shithead, but I don't think he is a pedo.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T16:04:14Z says:

      "Formed by accident" Hahahaahaha

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T16:07:25Z says:

      England, formed by accident, but gay by choice.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T16:24:11Z says:

      You evidently don't know much about the East India Company, Hank.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T16:30:39Z says:

      going back to oranje's comment about the IRA's ' indiscriminate bombing of women and kids '.... in war there will always be unfortunate casualties. the IRA's main goal was to cause destruction and mayhem on british soil - re the docklands bombings - the arndale centre etc. warnings were given! if the IRA had wanted maximum civilian casualties it would have been very simple to enter a football(soccer) stadium and take out an entire stand(thousands of deaths!)
      the government are the enemy NOT the people!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T16:35:36Z says:

      Are you really trying to defend the intentional bombing of civilians, killing women and children?

      That is disgusting.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T16:36:43Z says:

      They weren't considered 'unfortunate casualties' they wee the targets.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T16:43:59Z says:

      i think you'll find that its the rag-heads that are out to murder your women and children. maybe if you hadnt let england become a suburb of pakistan, you wouldnt be living in fear of travelling on the tube!

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T16:50:03Z says:

      i find it amusing oranje, that you visit a site that shows torture and death, on a regular basis YET you find some unfortunate civilian casualties in a war against an occupying force ' disgusting! '

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T16:55:38Z says:

      The IRA targeted women & children, why do you insist on referring to them as 'unfortunate casualties'. They are no better than the more recent bus/train bombers.

      & I think you'll find that I don't watch torture/beheadings & things like that. I have said that a few time, but you don't know shit.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T16:57:28Z says:

      I was wrong. Wanko's not a pedophile. I'm the pedophile. Wanko is the awesomest dude in the world.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T17:02:14Z says:

      Wanko is a shitfuck, but he was arguing from his skewed logic, not because he is a pedo.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-20T17:04:29Z says:

      thats right oranje, i dont know shit! very eloquently put. i should never have entered into a political discussion with someone as ' blinkered ' as your good self. i apologise for that.... and that alone!
      judgement fail!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T17:06:24Z says:

      Who hacked Cruels account?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T17:12:30Z says:

      You call defending terrorists & describing their civilian targets as 'unfortunate casualties' a political discussion?

      You sure do fail.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T17:15:27Z says:

      boo hoo...fucking whiner

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T17:16:44Z says:

      not you oranje

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T17:17:16Z says:

      i think i finally broke the internet

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T17:26:32Z says:

      That was just wind.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T17:35:40Z says:

      Wanko is great and I'd pay to suck his dick.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T17:46:56Z says:

      How much would you pay?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T17:49:56Z says:

      It's a duplicate account. How clever. Genius in fact. Fuck...another MS bug that needs fixing.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T17:51:00Z says:

      You haven't broken the internet...just your own moral code, and your own neck. Pathetic.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T17:52:16Z says:

      And...actually dik...it's 'Golden Girls' I like...not the 'Gilmore Girls'.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T17:57:28Z says:

      Is it Dik?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T18:03:58Z says:

      Judging by the pathetic 'woman scorned' tone.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T18:05:06Z says:

      Yeak dik, is it you? If so, I'll eat your cum to get you to stop.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T18:12:06Z says:

      My money is on yak.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T18:16:01Z says:

      If you want to make an omlete you have to break a few eggs. The British occupied Irish soil so thay had no choice but to fight them in the streets. Like i said to you once before, Oranje, it wasn't as if they could say "Hey, lets meet in a big field and fight so as to avoid any civilian casualties."

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T18:25:46Z says:

      1rish is right, British people are a bunch of idiot fags. All we do is suck dicks and prance in the street going "tralalalalalaa."

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T18:31:05Z says:

      Really?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T18:31:58Z says:

      Thats the smartest thing I've ever heard from you, Cruel.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-20T18:32:30Z says:

      I don't know whats come over you lately but you are finally making some sense.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-20T19:20:25Z says:

      I'm with Hank on this. All countries that we, the British, invaded and colonised since Elizabethan times should be handed back to their original inhabitants.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-20T19:44:09Z says:

      I think the original inhabitants are mostly dead by now.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-20T19:46:08Z says:

      Cruel you don't have enough money to suck my dick you goddamn welfare case.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T21:37:22Z says:

      Aren't they handed back?

      No country is forced to be a member of the Commonwealth.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-21T00:39:09Z says:

      Two bigguns left

  • shipman
    shipman 2009-02-20T10:30:30Z says:

    there are none so blind as those that will not see.... crueliewonder!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T10:33:39Z says:

      ...

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T16:58:45Z says:

      I see balls when my dad is teabagging me.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T17:10:26Z says:

      cool friend hank...meltdown in progress...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T17:28:12Z says:

      Stop saying my name.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T17:36:34Z says:

      Hank hank hank. Hank please smack my with your floppy dick.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T17:37:05Z says:

      Hank you are my best friend and I want your dick in my ass right now.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T17:49:17Z says:

      Funny, clearly someone has hacked Cruel's account. I wonder who? The owners of the site, perhaps?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-20T17:55:50Z says:

      Like I said, ages ago.

      Oranjeboom says:

      Who hacked Cruels account?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-20T17:59:24Z says:

      This is really sad. But quite funny too. I must SERIOUSLY be a thorn in your side huh dik? I don't think anyone in the history of the net has resorted to this. Haha.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T18:26:30Z says:

      But seriously... let's make out.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-20T18:32:47Z says:

      It sounds like Dik.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-20T19:44:50Z says:

      It sounded like CruelVD.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2009-02-20T22:39:57Z says:

      It's not dik, he would never go to the trouble

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-20T23:14:37Z says:

      definitely not me...funny nonetheless

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-20T23:24:07Z says:

      It's you.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-02-21T00:14:58Z says:

      No it isn't. :D

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-21T00:38:46Z says:

      DUN DUN DAAAAA

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-21T00:39:23Z says:

      Noobs. dik? You still can't pwn a K-Mark purse.

    • CrueIHM
      CrueIHM 2009-02-21T00:52:25Z says:

      But I do because I'm a crossdressing mankisser.

    • DevilBlunt1989
      DevilBlunt1989 2009-02-27T08:04:22Z says:

      WOW the three of you have been fighting for over a week. Lets sum it up but let me keep it brief. Cruel you bitch way to fucken much to be a guy, Dik your name is fitting and your a little bitch expecting an apology over some petty shit you started, bitching about who’s following who, and hank your ok but you all need to get a fucken life and don’t expect me to waist my time coming back to comment on whatever lame ass reply’s you have a million fucken times or maybe at all. I have more important shit to do and yeah you’ve just been owned by a 19 year old you old fucks.

      Eat my cum, and enjoy fags

    • DevilBlunt1989
      DevilBlunt1989 2009-03-01T01:55:16Z says:

      I retract what I said about cruel

  • DevilBlunt1989
    DevilBlunt1989 2009-02-27T08:03:17Z says:

    WOW the three of you have been fighting for over a week. Lets sum it up but let me keep it brief. Cruel you bitch way to fucken much to be a guy, Dik your name is fitting and your a little bitch expecting an apology over some petty shit you started, bitching about who’s following who, and hank your ok but you all need to get a fucken life and don’t expect me to waist my time coming back to comment on whatever lame ass reply’s you have a million fucken times or maybe at all. I have more important shit to do and yeah you’ve just been owned by a 19 year old you old fucks.

    Eat my cum, and enjoy fags

  • DevilBlunt1989
    DevilBlunt1989 2009-02-27T08:11:50Z says:

    didn't mean to double post

ClaudeBallz
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