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Chris Hansen Sucks

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  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2007-10-17T04:28:15Z says:

    Chris Hanson is responsible for so many cases of blue balls.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-10-17T04:50:07Z says:

      Chris Hanson=cock block.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-10-17T06:23:45Z says:

      ultimate cock block...

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-17T06:49:20Z says:

      Appropriate cock-block, though.

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-17T07:13:03Z says:

      I love how they so desperately try to come up with excuses.

    • Justaddwata
      Justaddwata 2007-10-17T08:21:33Z says:

      I am sure Hanson wacks off looking at the nude pics the guys send him !!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-17T20:54:29Z says:

      What would happen if the kid was 13?

    • Dislexyc
      Dislexyc 2007-10-18T00:34:16Z says:

      then dude woulda fucked a 13 year old

    • shloppypoppyweedooshraw
      shloppypoppyweedooshraw 2007-10-18T05:15:30Z says:

      Chris Hanson is responsible for so many cases of punded asses! What do you think happens to these guys in jail?!

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-18T08:15:02Z says:

      Only their worst nightmare, and then some!

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-18T08:16:09Z says:

      @ redsun, same here! I bet they're quivering inside, too bad Chris Hansen doesn't have 5th freedom.

    • venom83666
      venom83666 2007-10-18T19:08:45Z says:

      but i bet chris hanson gets the chance to fuck these little girls....it's always the ones you least expect

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-18T21:54:12Z says:

      At least they're 18... :P

  • QuothTheRaven
    QuothTheRaven 2007-10-17T04:38:22Z says:

    this guy talks like the guy from KIDS, i bet he has HIV too

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-17T04:41:26Z says:

      Telly. Good movie.

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2007-10-17T06:12:41Z says:

      Casper is the man in that one

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-10-17T06:24:20Z says:

      no no casper!



      the bitches all love me cause im fucking casper! the dopest ghost around!

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-10-17T07:05:59Z says:

      Shock value=good movie?
      Bullshit.

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-17T07:15:01Z says:

      I love how he hides the 40oz in his pants.

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2007-10-17T08:39:33Z says:

      disdick, disdick!

    • Murgatroid
      Murgatroid 2007-10-17T11:29:18Z says:

      I like it when he's like Now, this pisses me off to no end." wait, no, that was Big Trouble in Little China. That movie is great.

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-17T12:05:11Z says:

      ^^HAHAHAAHAH that fucking movie is a classic, the thunder guy!!!

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-17T12:05:32Z says:

      Looks like that one guy from mortal combat.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-17T13:00:33Z says:

      Casper is dead now

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-18T00:22:59Z says:

      Hung himself.

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-18T08:24:32Z says:

      thats because raiden is the god of thunder, and in big trouble in little china the three storms were thunder lightning and rain..
      and wtf i cant believe you guys liked kids... such a crap show... i remember my friends quoting it for so long ;/

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-19T02:06:03Z says:

      "kids" is a show?

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-19T02:15:27Z says:

      yah its a movie about a bunch of just fucked up kids

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-19T03:27:53Z says:

      for the record i didn't like kids ..but big trouble in little china yak?? come on

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-10-17T04:39:16Z says:

    Video stops at :52. Why?

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-10-17T04:41:48Z says:

    Hank, I've heard the young women sex argument from you before. I think you know were I stand. But are you saying now that you think young girls are "The cleanest, best pleasure"? Like you prefer them?

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-17T04:49:46Z says:

      Isn't your girl like 40?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T04:53:24Z says:

      Well, to say I prefer them makes it sound like it's a possibility, which it isn't.

      I think it would be extremely enjoyable to fuck a young fresh 15 year old once in a while.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T04:55:36Z says:

      My point with the vid, was that instead of moaning on about, "Oh, I made a mistake sir. Oh, it was so wrong of me." this guy actually told the truth.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-17T05:03:28Z says:

      The prosecuter will appreciate it also.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T05:17:37Z says:

      My girl is 37.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-17T05:23:26Z says:

      Dont believe Hank!!, he is trying to set a stage for self destruction!!

      Hank, if you want to be punished, there are other ways to go about it....
      For instance, fire...

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-10-17T05:27:20Z says:

      agree with Hank at least he was being honest.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-17T05:30:58Z says:

      That and $1 will get you a cup of coffee.

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-17T05:46:59Z says:

      does your girl know you come to mucho hank? and if so please tell me its not subliminalvomit/blu3ey3dgirl or whatever :(

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-17T06:17:14Z says:

      Alright. But the girl is 13 not 15 and the lower the age is the bigger the difference in them. 15 is highschool, 13 is middleschool.

    • espada9
      espada9 2007-10-17T06:21:34Z says:

      ^I can wait a year.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-17T06:35:39Z says:

      The general opinion is that Pedophilia ends around 12 and that's when Ephebophilia begins. Obviously, it varies.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T09:05:02Z says:

      The issue is, at what age can a person consent to sexual relations?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-17T10:51:45Z says:

      that's subjective, not objective.^

      you can't say there is one specific age at which you're 'ripe' enough to tell. it depends on the person.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-17T10:53:00Z says:

      hehe hank, i still can legally fuck 15 year old girls, you old fart! ;D

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-17T13:02:56Z says:

      if they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T13:32:47Z says:

      If they are old enough to go to the store, they are old enough to get bred.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T13:39:05Z says:

      @Wanko, Yeah, my girl knows I come to this site all the time. We live together and the pc is in the living room. She can see the porn and weird shit, but doesn't know what I type because she can't read English too well.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T13:48:43Z says:

      That should be @Yak

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-17T16:28:48Z says:

      You got yerself a good woman there, hank.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T16:35:35Z says:

      You betcha.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-17T16:37:25Z says:

      you mean WE'VE got ourselves a good woman right hank?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T16:48:49Z says:

      Fuck off.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-17T17:10:23Z says:

      If they're old enough to crawl they're already in the right position.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-17T21:01:02Z says:

      嘿汉克斯女朋友,汉克手表色情每天晚上后,你到床上,并masterbates 。

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-10-17T21:17:47Z says:

      i don't know what age is the right age, but in my case i wish i would have waited longer. but now a days you see little 12 year olds wearing mini skirts and bare midriffs talking about how guys are so hot and sexy, that's a little young if you ask me.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-17T22:30:55Z says:

      you mean she doesn't mind the severed limbs, fetus soup, japscat, trannies, mutilations and beheadings?

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-17T22:38:44Z says:

      I think that was aimed at Hank, but you can go ahead and answer 12 year old non-virgin Delilah from the past.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-18T01:24:44Z says:

      Old enough to walk, old enough to poke.

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-18T08:18:16Z says:

      But the guy said "probably", which IS better than excuses (though he gave a lot). Imagine if he would have said yes lol.

  • caleg
    caleg 2007-10-17T04:49:18Z says:

    Yea, fuckin a 13 year old girl is wrong legally. But lets look back in time and see how common it was for men to marry, sleep with and have children with girls this young and younger. Everything out there is aimed at men who have fantasies about underage girls. Think about it, all kinds of porn is labeled as 18. Why? Because guys subconcieously want a younger girl, they've just been told it's wrong so 18 is as low as they'll go. Yea, personally I think sleeping with a girl that young is all kinds of fucked up and wrong..but I don't think that this 20 year old kid should be labeled a predator for it.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-17T05:06:30Z says:

      He can stand in line with rest of those who dont think it is wrong for a variety of things.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T05:07:04Z says:

      Nice disclaimer. Don't want to draw any anti-pedo fire, now do we?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T05:16:38Z says:

      Godzilla is just angry because he's Japanese and has a small penis.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-17T05:19:29Z says:

      The line between fantasy/reality is well defined.

    • QuothTheRaven
      QuothTheRaven 2007-10-17T05:23:13Z says:

      13y/o girls where married off to guy his age...and you were lucky if you saw 40

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-17T05:24:50Z says:

      You forgot pixalated.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-17T05:26:00Z says:

      Married off to fat guys because they were considered the best providers.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-10-17T05:38:34Z says:

      Yeah, but back then, at 13 the girl knew how to build a log cabin, birth livestock, and skin a deer.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-10-17T05:39:45Z says:

      Now they know how to text and watch mtv.

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-17T05:45:41Z says:

      i don't know... this seems that this is bordering on blatent baiting now... i'd really like to see the girls chat with this guy to see how much they lead them on or if its all the guys doing. besides you can pretty much guarantee if the girl was ACTUALLY 13 she would have told him that she was 18 anyway knowing how things work...

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-17T05:53:06Z says:

      It's definately baiting. Entrapment for sure. But shit, your convicted in public without a trial.

    • diverjames
      diverjames 2007-10-17T06:03:32Z says:

      I think this episode was filmed 1/2 mile from my slip. I was in the area not knowing what was going on (obviously) and I turned down this street, it was off McGregor in Ft. Myers, to go to a clients house for troubleshooting on their pool system. When I was leaving and turned back on Mcgregor headed south I was pulled over by two cop cars and pretty much shaken down about my reasons for being on that particular street. Needless to say, they didn't believe me and I had to call the office for confirmation of why I was on that street at that time. Wasn't pleasant getting back to the office after, let me tell ya. Entrapment?? Absolutely...

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-17T06:10:57Z says:

      so you are this guy diver?!?!? YOU SLY FOX YOU

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-17T06:19:43Z says:

      lol

    • diverjames
      diverjames 2007-10-17T06:24:00Z says:

      NO, yak. Having raised two girls from 10 to 17, when their mother and I split, THIS type of scum causes me to reach for my .45 and aim at various targets around my boat.

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-17T07:22:09Z says:

      well here are some other episodes of dateline that might interest you, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T10:10:36Z says:

      Anybody can just do the search on YouTube for themselves.

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-17T12:13:57Z says:

      so what hes saying is they were grasping for straws

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T13:39:55Z says:

      That's standard procedure.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-17T17:03:12Z says:

      Redbicho, I saw that one coming a mile away. It's the same fucking link as yesterday!

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-17T17:27:12Z says:

      Entrapment is a crime.. Apparently it's not considered entrapment

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-17T20:25:08Z says:

      RickRolling is a crime, worse than pedophilia

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-17T20:32:23Z says:

      .^^LMAO!!!!

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-17T20:32:40Z says:

      FUCK I FAILED!!! =[

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-17T22:40:19Z says:

      We've come to expect that.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-17T22:43:57Z says:

      It just comes to her naturally

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-18T08:18:50Z says:

      To the first post, are you citing Polygamist history?

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2007-10-17T04:49:37Z says:

    Haha they should have had a friggan SWAT team tackle him at the end

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-17T07:21:11Z says:

      or the all mighty tazer gun!!!


      "DON'T TAZER ME BRO!!!"

  • DLLUSION
    DLLUSION 2007-10-17T04:53:52Z says:

    he had a DWI?

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-10-17T05:26:20Z says:

      and a hit and run from the otherday.

  • BIGGWORM
    BIGGWORM 2007-10-17T05:31:55Z says:

    u better run white boy run....

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-10-17T06:53:47Z says:

    I'm just waiting for one of these guys to haul off and hit him as soon as they see him.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-17T10:56:38Z says:

      haha yeah, exactly. it looks like they're all far too intimidated to move..

  • fuz
    fuz 2007-10-17T08:23:29Z says:

    I think they stopped the show after all the cases collapsed an one guy blew his brains out when he realised it was on national tv, its in the first new episode of the season in South Park too, its pure class.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-10-17T09:04:09Z says:

    we live in a very strange world.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-17T10:57:01Z says:

      no, *you*, plantshit, live in a very strange world.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-10-17T20:29:15Z says:

      if i was the ruler of the world, you would be so happy, and i would end my post as ruler because in a perfect word we dont need "gods" that rules.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-17T22:32:43Z says:

      no.. you'll just be the surrogate-god, right?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-10-18T09:43:34Z says:

      no i would move to a bear cave and masturbate on the daily-postment on MS for the rest of my perfect life.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-19T02:08:06Z says:

      yeah, a true god.. doesn't help the people.

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2007-10-17T10:29:23Z says:

    Well that guys day was sure ruined. You can talk to kids online but not about sex. If they bring it up you just got to put them on ignore.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-10-17T10:58:40Z says:

    Learn to spell "appreciate" you fucking noob show.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-17T13:36:44Z says:

      I'm NOT going to say, Learn to use the reply button! Not to a member as esteemed as the Wankmeister.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-10-17T19:15:10Z says:

      besides, its not a matter on not knowing how to spell it... its a typo.. "o" IS right next to "p"

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-18T04:56:32Z says:

      wankowned

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2007-10-17T11:33:56Z says:

    One day I will find chris hanson and his fake 13 year old girl make it like I want sex from her , then when I get to the house send in a 14 yearold kid to scope out the place, whats chris going to do to the 14 yearold kid? arrest him? hahahahhahaha... put that on tv

  • OhSnap
    OhSnap 2007-10-17T19:18:03Z says:

    "I'm ready to have my thang in your mouth" lmao! Seriously though... the guys only 20.

  • Kartofel
    Kartofel 2007-10-17T19:55:22Z says:

    US of A are an amazing country. They don't just arrest criminals, they make TV shows out of them. Where a mere journalist is judge and cops are actors, patiently waiting the end of the show to beat the crap out of the guest.

    It's not their army tha

  • Kartofel
    Kartofel 2007-10-17T19:56:52Z says:

    fucking fast typing...
    It's not their army that makes them world masters, it's their powerful creativity.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-18T04:46:50Z says:

      Interesting point of view.

  • ThegreatDane
    ThegreatDane 2007-10-17T20:17:21Z says:

    world masters? don`t believe the propaganda.

    • ThegreatDane
      ThegreatDane 2007-10-17T20:37:05Z says:

      fuck! my first reply offense...

  • shloppypoppyweedooshraw
    shloppypoppyweedooshraw 2007-10-18T05:08:40Z says:

    THey always offer the guy cookies or drinks that they've "made". Every time!! If I were that guy when she says, "I made some tea" I would have known right then I was fucked.

    If she were really horny jailbait I think she'd wanna get right down and dirty, not begin with a tea party.

  • venom83666
    venom83666 2007-10-18T19:05:09Z says:

    couldn't this shit be considered as entrapment, i'm not saying what the perverts are doing is right, but aren't the fags setting this whole thing up and luring the slime into a trap??? isn't that entrapment??? i would think that this could be fought in court?

HankChinaski
posted October 17, 2007

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