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Chris Langan-Worlds Smartest Man

I thought this guys was just going to go off showing off how smart he was. Instead he tells us about his fucked up childhood.

Chris Langan-Worlds Smartest Man

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  • Abe_Washingtun
    Abe_Washingtun 2007-02-02T06:25:55Z says:

    interesting

    • Babies Kill You
      Babies Kill You 2007-02-02T07:28:50Z says:

      Yeah, anyone know where the full vid is?

    • Babies Kill You
      Babies Kill You 2007-02-02T07:37:24Z says:

      Here's his wiki.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Michael_Langan

      Yeah his support for Intelligent Design kinda turns me off from him though...

  • Reeeenaro
    Reeeenaro 2007-02-02T06:27:30Z says:

    Pfft. Darwin was 135 wtf? IQ can't very well be judged.

    • Shebangs
      Shebangs 2007-02-02T07:47:23Z says:

      IQ can't accurately be measured after 150

    • se7enx777
      se7enx777 2007-02-04T01:13:16Z says:

      Actually, Darwin was an idiot. Plain and simple. Too many drugs for 1 person.

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-02-02T06:33:07Z says:

    It's official. Mustang needs to die. As for you, Anonymous... *smack* Never post anything this fucking stupid again.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-02-02T06:38:55Z says:

      WTF? Stupid computer messing with me again! This was supposed to go on the other one...

    • se7enx777
      se7enx777 2007-02-04T01:13:39Z says:

      hahaha

  • Reeeenaro
    Reeeenaro 2007-02-02T06:33:23Z says:

    If he's so smart why wouldn't he think "Maybe if I spent some time in school and prove how smart I am and get a scholarship so I won't have to be a bouncer and a construction worker.

    • Babies Kill You
      Babies Kill You 2007-02-02T06:40:26Z says:

      Who wouldn't want to be a bouncer? The construction work is just to keep him in shape for it!

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-02T10:36:29Z says:

      You know that the average IQ level in prisons is HIGHER than the average in society as a whole? Being more intelligent actually makes it MORE likely that you'll be a fuck-up. Our systems (education and otherwise) as designed by and for the mediocre.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-02T10:37:00Z says:

      ** are designed **

    • russell34
      russell34 2007-02-02T11:30:32Z says:

      i read your reply and was about to call that a false statistic and you a fool for believeing it...then i realized it was balls malone and he wouldnt lie...cause hes fucking BALLS MALONE...so i believe it...

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-02T15:11:43Z says:

      That's good... you shall be spared when the final day is at hand. Yes! Those who laughed and said I couldn't take over the world will eat their words! (As well as several pounds of their own shit at gunpoint.)

    • dik
      dik 2007-02-02T17:36:37Z says:

      those must be comfortable shoes

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-02-02T17:57:11Z says:

      Can I be spared too? pleeeeeeease!

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-02T18:01:42Z says:

      It depends. How hot is your sister?

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2007-02-04T09:05:05Z says:

      Some of the smartest people that I have known worked at bars.

  • Babies Kill You
    Babies Kill You 2007-02-02T06:39:13Z says:

    IQ is kinda out dated. People are smart in other ways than are tested in that test.

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-02T07:08:04Z says:

    And yet he wants to prove intelligent design as a credible theory. How many points off should that be?

    • Babies Kill You
      Babies Kill You 2007-02-02T07:15:06Z says:

      Yeah I know, Is he a scientologist too?

    • Kingtubby
      Kingtubby 2007-02-02T09:52:30Z says:

      All scientologist's should die!

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2007-02-02T07:51:01Z says:

    I knew a guy who had an IQ of 187. He was also a jerk and had very little common sense. He died of AIDS...

    • GeneralCHA0S
      GeneralCHA0S 2007-02-02T08:09:45Z says:

      condolances on the passing of one of your 2 gay fathers.

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-02-02T19:34:57Z says:

      "ha-ha"...very funny, no this guy was a guy my Dad knew, but he got AIDS from some girl.

    • monkeyfuck
      monkeyfuck 2007-02-03T19:59:27Z says:

      Your dad got AIDS from a girl?

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-02-04T02:47:08Z says:

      only in your dreams, dude...

    • monkeyfuck
      monkeyfuck 2007-02-04T04:06:32Z says:

      Yes, I do wish your father would try a woman on occaision. I can always hope.

  • conjo
    conjo 2007-02-02T08:07:53Z says:

    Good Will Hunting was better

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2007-02-02T10:29:56Z says:

    Okay... so dude is trying to set up some kind of personality cult for himself, that's cool: I'm sure it'll beat working construction.

    ...

    However... Trying to logically prove the existence of God through binary logic. WTF? What's wrong with faith? I could really give a shit if you want to believe that some big-ass goofy fucker crapped out the universe just for kicks. Good for you. I have faith in shit that can't be proven too. But trying to prove this shit defeats the whole purpose.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-02T10:33:05Z says:

      For example: no one can prove to me that everything I experience isn't a dream that I'm experiencing in a coma somewhere. There is nothing that can eliminate the internal logic of that idea if that's what I choose to believe. However, I KNOW that such isn't the case. Do we have to prove everything, or can we just get on with the sucking and fucking that is a life well lived?

    • russell34
      russell34 2007-02-02T11:32:16Z says:

      dude...your my goddamn mother fucking hero

    • dik
      dik 2007-02-02T17:26:40Z says:

      well put

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-02-02T17:59:34Z says:

      Personally, I beleive that I am the only actual person in the universe and everyone else is just a figment of my imagination.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-02T18:14:06Z says:

      Sweet. You must get a lot of blow-jobs then.

    • Nietzsche
      Nietzsche 2007-02-04T22:27:34Z says:

      I believe it, because Balls Malone said it.

  • Romeo
    Romeo 2007-02-02T11:30:35Z says:

    This guy sounds like a complete twat, "among his claims for which are that [his theories] constitute absolute truth, provides the logical framework of a theory of everything, and proves the existence of God."

  • russell34
    russell34 2007-02-02T11:40:57Z says:

    i was thinking about that this morning....about how most religions cant be proved to be legit...i dont care what sloppy cock cavemen drew on a wall...he was probably whiping his ass with sticks and peyote..
    unless jesus or god or buddha come down and they can prove who they are without getting shot by some maniac minority.(thatd be ironic...if jesus came back in the 40's or something and was murdered..and god basically said fuck it...then he came down to earth..fucked a monkey...then fucked black chick...and god created aids)

    in my opinion there could never be world peace..until there is either no a)religion or b)one race....not nessecarily genecide...but dammit its for world peace(have u drowned ur chink today)
    its be easier for america to take over the world then to have world peace...and if u think about it...isnt that what world peace really is...people getting fatter and happier..everyone driving on the right side of the road...speaking english...man...i can taste the freedom already...it tastes like burnt emotions

    • Ani
      Ani 2007-02-02T12:28:19Z says:

      A global society/consciousness that is ethical, tolerant, patient and caring for others (and w/o faith... for faith is fucking bullshit and in such a world the term faith would be irrelevant and patience would replace it) is perhaps closer than many may think.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-02T15:06:27Z says:

      What's your problem with faith? I think you must be talking about the most dogmatized, cookie-cutter, religious hokum variety. But you clearly have faith in man's ability to rise to a higher standard.

      ...

      Personally I think this global love-fest you speak of was a long shot at best, and is only getting further out of reach. You could have a utopia for billions, and it would only take one Hitler to twist it all around.

    • Ani
      Ani 2007-02-02T15:55:58Z says:

      Global 'love-fest'??? Read between the lines you twit... perhaps this is where IQ can be helpful!

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-02T16:16:48Z says:

      All right then… Read between the lines to find what? An insipid regurgitation of a tired out “we are the world” humanism? Or maybe I’m being too generous here.
      ...
      So what about “faith” there, brainiac. (No, you didn’t distract me.)

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-02-02T16:54:08Z says:

      Faith is fine. Religion is bullshit.

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-02-02T18:00:57Z says:

      Hey Balls, I think he ment read every other line.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-02T18:05:16Z says:

      Oh man, I just did. Fucking classic! Lol!

    • ~$MaNiCMaNiA$~
      ~$MaNiCMaNiA$~ 2007-02-02T20:55:45Z says:

      The Government created AIDS.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-02-03T04:18:20Z says:

      Which has fuck all to do with this series of comments, manic

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-03T14:58:51Z says:

      Tucking tail and running is as good a solution as anything, I suppose. Way to back up your bullshit, Ani.

  • Ani
    Ani 2007-02-02T12:32:15Z says:

    Just watched the entire series of this dudes interview and he is one serious fuck-tard... my guess is that his messed up childhood has scratched him in such a manner that his views are tarnished and he is on some sort of power trip. The guy has some real issues that he has yet to face.

    http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=%22Chris+Langan%22

  • Jizzcannon
    Jizzcannon 2007-02-02T13:25:46Z says:

    He actually endorses the Bible as "allegorical truth" (regarding Creationism). He can spew "logic" all he wants, but that won't make a bunch of angry sand-people trying to forge a cultural identity through religion any more truthful. He's got no balls trying to advocate Intelligent Design but at the same time failing to deal with the idea of the Soul.

    • Ani
      Ani 2007-02-02T14:23:43Z says:

      This bitch wants to rule and eradicate all peops that have any hint of 'genetic' deformity. The chump is obviously of the Noe-Nazi breed and has zero discernment of any spiritual realm of existence.

      What an insignificant bitch that has been given an imagination to keep himself preoccupied, for his soul is surely fertilizer for those that are in the process of growing.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-02-03T17:52:43Z says:

      That was one disturbing aspect of the way he thinks. But that's what happens when you rule the world with only logic, like he wants to do.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-02-02T14:22:58Z says:

    If he was the smartest man he'd be a billionaire, or at least a multi-millionarie, at his age. I'm assuming he's neither.

  • Corporal_Punishment
    Corporal_Punishment 2007-02-02T14:35:18Z says:

    My IQ is in the 140's area. I've been tested several times by different places and they all say the same thing. It pains me to see such an intelligent human being with absolutely nothing to contribute to society. This guy needs to forgive that step father of his, and find some peace with God so he can change the world in a good way.

    • Ani
      Ani 2007-02-02T14:53:03Z says:

      Cheers, big ears! My situation is relatively similar... for have yet to test below 135. Watching this documentary of this highly intelligent moron leads me to believe my intuition... intelligence is 'fool's gold' and is nothing on it own. Kind of like Ayahuasca without DMT...

    • lambsamber
      lambsamber 2007-02-03T21:20:26Z says:

      You have an IQ above 140 and still believe in god. Maybe you should recheck it.

  • JapanesePoo
    JapanesePoo 2007-02-02T15:19:34Z says:

    Darwin in the toilet with an IQ of 135?? I'm sure Darwin was higher but an IQ level if 135 is hardly in the toilet. I've been measured at 135 and it's known as a PhD level IQ. Only roughly 1.5% of the population of the world have an IQ of 135 or above. Most people are at 100, 120 is considered superior intelligence. Anything over 145 is seen as 'gifted'. To join Mensa (the intellectual society) all you have to do is be in the top 2% in the world with an IQ of 130 or above I think, the test must be taken in a collage or university as proof of no cheating with a trusted, detailed and though test, not the rubbish on the internet.

    But typical IQ tests cannot measure WISDOM, or ARTISTIC intelligence, or emotional intelligence or many other quality's that make a person AWARE and smart. It takes a certain level of intelligence to have wisdom or be an enlightened being, but no wisdom whatsoever to be intelligent. Personally I think IQ levels measured are an unfair representation of 'many' peoples real intelligence, but most people are fucking idiots. They sleepwalk through their lives and are fucked over and manipulated like puppets on a string by the 'system', any smart person knows this. There are the few wolves, the few enlightened ones, the few genius minds, and the 90 to 95% DULLER MASSES.

    This guy in the video seems arrogant, passionless and lazy and doesn't deserve his 'high' IQ.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-02T17:48:42Z says:

      Good post.

    • monkeyfuck
      monkeyfuck 2007-02-03T20:04:32Z says:

      "IQ" doesn't mean shit. The first one I took I scored a 142 and I am no fucking genuis. The next three times I had a 147, 128 and 139. I got the 147 with a hangover and so my theory is proven, drinking kills stupid brain cells. Anyone who has to brag about their IQ is a moron. The test means less than a pap smear for a man.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-02-04T01:54:12Z says:

      I can score really high on any IQ test 'cause I did them for fun since I was a kid. I scored pretty high back then, but I didn't realize they'd have stupid tricks like counting syllables or shit. Now I'm a fucking genius on every test. It's not because I'm smarter (if anything, years of drinking has turned me into a drooling idiot), it's because I know what the test is all about. Put in stupid shit that people won't see unless they're expecting stupid shit. Wow, realize that and you're suddenly a super genius. It doesn't mean shit.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2007-02-04T09:07:42Z says:

      If you score 124 on an IQ test, that puts you in the top 5% in the world. Which means that only 300,000,000 people are as smart or smarter than you.

  • IDrinkAnalFluid
    IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-02-02T17:01:48Z says:

    Giving a number for your IQ is meaningless since your score is relative to other people who took the same test. If your in mensa its not because you scored 471, it is because you where in the 98th % or above. A 190 on one test could be equal to a 75 on another test.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-02T17:47:43Z says:

      Agreed. But who really gives a shit anyway. Oooooo, wow! You have a high number!
      I judge people by the shit they do and the shit they say. I've have functionaly-illiterate mechanics blow my mind with what they say, and there were more vacant dumbasses at university than I care to think about.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-02-03T18:17:35Z says:

    I just got through watching the series on youtube. Interesting stuff. Also, his wiki entry is a good read as well. I find it funny though how all you people on here think his credibility goes into the toilet when he postulates a reason for "intelligent design."
    This guy? He's pretty fucking smart. I for one am convinced. I also find it funny that you equate smart=rich. Wow. Really? So, with that logic, I guess Paris Hilton is the creme de la crop eh? She's got 16 papers on relativity, right? Look, this guy chose his life. He is not bothered or motivated by money. That fact alone means this guy gets it to some extent. He is comfortable in the environment he has chosen which is a bouncer.
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    There were some things kind of disturbing in his last video. Like, making everyone qualify for having children. I will say his logical take on life makes sense to a degree if we are ever going to get off this rock, but the application will never be accepted. I personally would love to sit down and have a chat with this guy. And like he said. IQ isn't "pc" anymore. Reading all these posts I can see he was right to say that. I will admit he is kind of arrogant though, but that is understandable. Like Robin Williams said in "Good Will Hunting" ... "And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right? You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you?" So yeah. His only set back is experience of life. But I think he has the "smart" thing pretty well covered.

  • KingCove
    KingCove 2007-02-03T22:18:23Z says:

    He's not even the smartest man in America. He's not impressive whatsoever; doesnt say anything beyond the intellect of a college sophmore.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-02-04T05:25:20Z says:

      What did he do to piss you off so much? Throw you out of a bar or something?

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-02-04T05:27:26Z says:

      plus, what evidence do you have to counter all his theories? Any? Or are you just full of hot air? OR better, shit?

  • KingCove
    KingCove 2007-02-03T22:20:31Z says:

    Btw, for you retards quoting your IQ scores - online IQ tests dont mean shit.

    Real IQ tests are administered by a psychologist and take many many hours.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-02-04T01:56:48Z says:

      I had sex with a psychologist once, and I think that makes me smarter than that fat fuck in the video.

    • monkeyfuck
      monkeyfuck 2007-02-04T04:07:47Z says:

      Did you do it on the couch?

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-02-04T05:26:07Z says:

      If you are reffering to this guy, he picked up his iq test off the street back in the 80's. And as we all know, that's much better than online.

Stephen
posted February 02, 2007

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