Why dont you follow your own lead and shut that asshole on your face your trying to pass off as a mouth Smerf , you give me the shits thinking your some sort of important Mucho sherrif , when all you are is a redheaded mutant fuckhead and noob to boot, go kill yourself.
A noob that is currently (and metaphorically) urinating on you from a great height. You lack imagination in your insults, and I never said I was important.
Yeah, I was gonna say something abotu that. I wondered whether he didn't have one at the time the comic was made, but then I realized that he's had one since fertilization.
i never found the Chuck Norris jokes funny, maybe its just me... or the fact that my 14 year old brother would spew out a bunch of them and i would just slap him to shut him the fuck up
Comments to Chuck Norris
Awesome.
you closet home-ninja
I am really diggin all this attention from you.
sombody has a little crush..on you DEWOLF
Tell me about it.
Yes i want to crush his skull under the wheel of my car
midgets cant drive
lol
Midgets can, but 12 year olds can't.
I can drive my fist right into Claudes face, but shit splatters
midget your a vagina shut your mouth
Haha this proves your a shit pirate, since when does a vagina have a mouth you retard ?
I think what DLL meant to say was "Short person, you're a cunt. Silence thine pie-hole."
Midgets can't drive , can't reach gas ped.
O , maybe he means a 6 years old childs toy car
Nah, far too advanced for that brainless fuckwit.
Why dont you follow your own lead and shut that asshole on your face your trying to pass off as a mouth Smerf , you give me the shits thinking your some sort of important Mucho sherrif , when all you are is a redheaded mutant fuckhead and noob to boot, go kill yourself.
Hmmm, Smerf's a noob? So when exactly did you join MidgeWhoseAFuckwit?
Heh heh heh
Smerf's a noob, lol.
A noob that is currently (and metaphorically) urinating on you from a great height. You lack imagination in your insults, and I never said I was important.
Nice run on sentence, by the way.
did you hear that? he shits his pants when he thinks about you, sheriff smerf.
haha he's only been here two weeks, talk about the pot calling the kettle black(you guys give me opportunity to use this at least once a day)
dwarf
"Last 0 things submitted:"
smerf
"Last 10 things submitted:"
and that's just the last ten.
Wow someone likes to take on the big dogs...please do it some more so I can continue to laugh for weeks to come
Wow the first time i laughed and the last was dik's comment, goodjob
BALLISTIC!
HOMO-EROTIC!
no wonder there are so many gay kids nowadays
A redneck superhero.
"Hey y'all, git of my property!!
He looks more like a redheaded jeff foxworthy
Yup!
Not the dreaded Oranje Box Ninja Gang.
Ninjas dont use guns!!! Chuck just broke into their house to kick some ass and caught them all in their jammies.... holding guns.
I don't even want to know what the name of THAT particular fetish is...
i bet that's worth a pretty penny to some...
Thats cause 4 issues was all it took for Chuck to rid the world of all badguys. Thats how good he is.
^ bwahahahaha.
lol
that was pretty funny, also the closest thing to a chuck norris joke so far.
it's gonna take more than gun toting ninjas to defeat the likes of chuck norris. He works out on the total gym sliding bench thingy, you fools!
Actually, the cover of that comic is showing Chuck's home gym.
I would guess if there's only 4 issues, they'd be worth some $
sktech is having trouble selling numbers 1, 2 & 3 on eBay for under $10, inc. S&H. #4 might be worth a bit more though.
maybe it's not as funny because it's way before my time, but i really do get the gay reference.
Can i toss your salad D ?
must be taller than five feet.
he's wearing high heels. almost like stilts.
anyone remember grim fandango? manny calavera wears those too.
now that i mention it. i really feel like playing i again..
*it
Fake. He doesn't have a beard.
Yeah, I was gonna say something abotu that. I wondered whether he didn't have one at the time the comic was made, but then I realized that he's had one since fertilization.
i never found the Chuck Norris jokes funny, maybe its just me... or the fact that my 14 year old brother would spew out a bunch of them and i would just slap him to shut him the fuck up
You should have more respect for your older siblings.
^lol
Chuck norris is awesome, it doesn't surprise me that he's a ninja
all awesome people are ninjas
all ninjas grow to become awesome people.