Chuck Norris

Comments to Chuck Norris

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  Archman 2007-10-09T04:10:54Z says:

  Too bad he doesn't sell them boots.

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    Kilo-Maniac 2007-10-09T04:24:37Z says:

    Those arnt boots, those are his feet. He was born kick ass.
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    syndega1 2007-10-09T07:40:24Z says:

    Chuck Norris was actually the original Satan, but he lost his position becuz his version of Hell was so bad that people died there and went to Heaven
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    troutpotato 2007-10-09T08:36:31Z says:

    Chuck Norris is so hardcore that God prays to him before he goes to bed at night...
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    Tiamat 2007-10-09T14:31:10Z says:

    Chuck Norris gave cats nine lives so he could kill them more.
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    cheekycov 2007-10-09T18:38:55Z says:

    Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
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    jonnythatsme 2007-10-09T19:01:58Z says:

    Didn't Bruce Lee Kick his ass all over the stage whose your god Now
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    cheekycov 2007-10-09T19:10:19Z says:

    What happened to Mr Lee? He crossed the Norris, that's what.
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    DickNixonJr 2007-10-09T19:16:44Z says:

    Lee kicked his ass in Return of the Dragon (I think) in the Coliseum
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    cheekycov 2007-10-09T19:30:16Z says:

    What I'm basically saying is that he crossed Norris and later died in mysterious circumstances.
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    DickNixonJr 2007-10-10T03:07:51Z says:

    Same will come to ye, wanker.
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    smerf 2007-10-10T05:11:49Z says:

    Lee actually beat him in competition, then did the movie.
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    syndega1 2007-10-10T05:22:10Z says:

    it was fixed...Chuck Norris let him win
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    cheekycov 2007-10-10T07:28:57Z says:

    Dick...I was just messing with you in line with the new rules and regs. Don't take it personally.
    
    Oh.....better add WANKER or Yak will get upset.
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    DickNixonJr 2007-10-10T21:55:52Z says:

    I wasn't taking it seriously.
    Besides, Tony Jaa would pwn norris and lee any day
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  NeoNitride 2007-10-09T04:29:55Z says:

  He's so tough he punched his fist right through his leg and didn't flinch. OR mess up his ass-kickin jeans (Adult Size).
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  copilot 2007-10-09T04:44:08Z says:

  ironically by wearing these jeans you get no action...

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    fabreeze805 2007-10-09T04:55:49Z says:

    Chuck Norris doesn't need action. Action NEEDS Chuck Norris
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    DieterR 2007-10-09T05:45:57Z says:

    HAHAH Oh LORD HAVE MERCY.
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    copilot 2007-10-09T11:47:34Z says:

    nice...now shall we indulge in chuck norris jokes?
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  deepcow 2007-10-09T05:35:01Z says:

  I just ordered 3 pairs!

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    Asphalt 2007-10-10T01:37:23Z says:

    ... from the early 80's?
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  shawn2007 2007-10-09T05:47:48Z says:

  A unique hidden gusset?

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    Archman 2007-10-09T05:52:25Z says:

    I was gonna say the same thing.
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    short 2007-10-09T06:30:37Z says:

    Gusset is the last word I expected to see on this site.
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    CapnJohn 2007-10-09T06:37:50Z says:

    Gusset is the last word I'd expect to see in an ad with Chuck Norris.
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    smerf 2007-10-09T07:28:04Z says:

    I am saddened by the fact that I know what a gusset is.
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    shawn2007 2007-10-09T07:37:33Z says:

    might as well share with the class and tell us what a gusset is smerf
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    supernova 2007-10-09T08:49:32Z says:

    yeah, share.
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    smerf 2007-10-09T18:10:11Z says:

    Basically, it's an added piece of clothe to shape the clothes and/or give the stress point of a seam added strength. In this case, it's an added piece of cloth so there's more room in the crotch, which means he can kick his leg up like that with out putting as much strain on the clothe.
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    smerf 2007-10-09T18:10:17Z says:

    *cloth.
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    MrFugsmucker 2007-10-09T18:36:06Z says:

    I one tried a kick like that and suddenly found my jeans had an invisible gusset :(
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  TiredGuy 2007-10-09T07:16:32Z says:

  Too bad he's a moron.

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    syndega1 2007-10-09T07:39:19Z says:

    forgive him Chuck Norris, for he knows not what he says
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    troutpotato 2007-10-09T08:35:06Z says:

    Yeah, you better pray to Chuck for forgiveness now...
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    Catch-22 2007-10-09T09:59:58Z says:

    "Thou shalt not anger the Norris!" - Book of Chuck, 21:33
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    troutpotato 2007-10-09T14:20:56Z says:

    "And on the Eighth day he created Action Jeans, and it was good"-Book of Walker Ch.12 verse7
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    cheekycov 2007-10-09T18:41:19Z says:

    The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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    smerf 2007-10-10T05:12:23Z says:

    Chuck is bald.
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    syndega1 2007-10-10T05:21:21Z says:

    becuz his hair is afraid of the level of awesome beneath it
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  DickNixonJr 2007-10-09T16:28:37Z says:

  And here I thought this retarded fad died off

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    cheekycov 2007-10-09T18:42:21Z says:

    If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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    DickNixonJr 2007-10-09T18:51:31Z says:

    There is no reason to put a man like him on a pedestal like a god. Besides, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is just that much better.
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    Asphalt 2007-10-10T01:38:23Z says:

    I prefer Cthulu
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    DickNixonJr 2007-10-10T03:08:14Z says:

    Bout time I found another Lovecraft reader,
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  Delilah 2007-10-09T17:24:35Z says:

  only Chuck can pull those off.

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    cwall 2007-10-09T19:11:52Z says:

    i wonder if they come in a white, acid washed look to go with my white snake skin belt.
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  shoekalocka 2007-10-09T21:04:27Z says:

  its the pleats..

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    Kilo-Maniac 2007-10-10T02:58:33Z says:

    the man at the pants store lied... its an optical illusion
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  StretchNuts 2007-10-10T23:03:39Z says:

  I love how one of the girls on the add above for dating in "your Town" is Gauge. I had no fuckin idea she was in Bozeman MT and so desprate i must join that site and give them my credit card info now.