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Church CellphoneWhat kind of prick do you have to be to not turn your cellphone off if you are going to church? probably the same kind that annoy the hell out of me in the theater. |
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Comments to Church Cellphone
"if god is love.."
SMASH!
Omg i would light his book on fire after i kicked his knee krocked
God hates Motorola.
Has anyone ever smashed somebody elses cell phone? I paid $700 for mine, and i would cut the cunts head off if they smashed it. Im sure theres some lawsuits out there somewhere...
you sir.. are a moron
700 bucks for a celly? The must have seen you coming and raised the price...
Anybody seen Zeitgeist yet? They take religion apart in the first chapter.
I would not have been there inthe first place, but if I had been, and that phone had been mine, some holy man's ass would have been beaten.
same
If this was me I would go Ezekiel 25:17 on him.
Holy Fake.
Yeah, I'm inclined to think so too. What the Pastor, (or whatever he is) is saying is the most stereotypically Christian thing anyone can say. What are the chances the phone would interrupt during the John 3:16 rundown. What is it, a room full of noobs?
...Wow, you actually knew which passage it was? SAd.
^ haha
Actually I only knew the gist of the passage which is "For God so loved the world that gave his only son, etc, etc." It's the one they always give out in pamphlets and basically the crux of all Christian belief systems. I Googled the actual passage. Also, if the Christians decide to get militant I can pretend I'm one of them to keep from getting shot in the head. Being theologically literate isn't a weakness, buying into certain stupid dogmatic shit is.
@smerf
Many people in younger days were forced to go to church by their parents.
Like Shloppy said
"Being theologically literate isn't a weakness, buying into certain stupid dogmatic shit is."
Hell, I was forced to go to church as a kid too.
holy shit
holy reply
holy reply police, batman!
*POW*
*ZAP*
PEW PEW!
*RING RING* hold on one second
*Holds out hand in authoritive, yet camp manner*
*low five!!!!*
...if he'd only thrown it at that little girl...=(
indeed that would have been a scream
yeah when the baby screems you should do the same
fuck jesus
fuck santa
^^^ Jesus Killer
I think that is real... typical hypocritical priest. Pent up violent sexual deviants.
Not sure. Nobody even seemed the slightest surprised when he did it. (Unless he is a repeat offender.)
She should have just told him it was God on the line
If that was some little boy I'd feel sorry for him.
bet he wouldn't have done that to a man.
or a non mexican
If you go to church you should be strung up and whipped to death.
fucking mexicans.
God bless Muchosucko
If god is so fucking great then why can't he block cellphones?
he has a plan
nights and weekends
it might have been for him...he's mysterious like that
"What kind of prick do you have to be to not turn your cellphone off if you are going to church?"
Dude, whoever it was was in church, obviously isnt the biggest thinker...
nobody who goes to church is exactly a thinker... unless blind, faggot, cum-drinking sheep can be considered as thinkers.
Oh & I would like to point of that if that was me I would have punched that cunt square on the chin, picked his head up off the floor & proceeded to smash his face down the middle. DONT TOUCH MY PHONE
What if she refused to hand it to him
he would rape her child, duh!
Knowing preists these days he probably did it anyways.
well shit, that kid was screaming, why didnt he pick her up and throw her on the floor.
*click* "hello?"
"hello this is the police, we are sorry to inform you that your husband has died..."
**SMASH**!!!