Closed, Use Back Door

master-zebulon 2007-03-27T04:35:24Z says:

closed fer bizniss! cum back l8er!

master-zebulon 2007-03-27T04:35:37Z says:

or try the other door. haha

Quankers1 2007-03-27T05:24:15Z says:

Enter around back LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Balls_Malone 2007-03-27T05:32:37Z says:

LACES OUT!

supernova 2007-03-27T05:42:18Z says:
Going for the extra point, I love it...
SNIKT 2007-03-27T06:13:28Z says:
You're a loser, Finkel.
DickRimmington 2007-03-27T12:29:46Z says:
Finkel is Einhorn? Einhorn is finkel? Einhorn is a man!
r3db4r0n 2007-03-27T17:07:36Z says:
LOL

Reeeenaro 2007-03-27T06:45:39Z says:

Hey I've got an idea! I'll stitch my fucking vagina shut!

supernova 2007-03-28T01:25:02Z says:
While you're at it, why don't you do your mouth too.

Starrsky 2007-03-27T07:15:25Z says:

is this another emo kid trying to prove a point?

Sangria 2007-03-27T10:23:28Z says:

kinda want to kick that bitch...

Tyler_Durden 2007-03-27T19:27:13Z says:
yeah, right in the fucking cunt!

rajoo888 2007-03-27T10:36:34Z says:

Front is stiched,back is open. Fucking in front & back are different

willow 2007-03-27T15:04:39Z says:

damn gotta hurt 4 sure lol

Babies Kill You 2007-03-27T17:24:21Z says:

Bitch got sewed.

Tyler_Durden 2007-03-27T19:28:04Z says:
total pewedge

MrFugsmucker 2007-03-28T00:15:19Z says:

Apparently that goes on in Africa.

caramelgoddess86 2007-03-28T00:42:08Z says:
it's true. but i have never seen nor had it, then again i was born in the great country of the u.s.
that explains a lot.
Quick_draw21 2007-03-28T01:09:12Z says:
africa? shes looks pretty white to me
MrFugsmucker 2007-03-28T01:13:35Z says:
I said it goes on in Africa. It's a ritual with some tribes. I never said she was African did I?

para-bellum 2007-03-28T01:19:19Z says:

Wot? She's African? Wow.

MrFugsmucker 2007-03-28T01:21:46Z says:
Reply button, bell end, reply button.
para-bellum 2007-03-28T01:27:35Z says:
The Reply button is rather like one's penis, I'm afraid. One knows exactly where it is but one occasionally forgets how to use it/when to use it or, indeed, simply forgets that it's even there. Except for this time.
You've just fucking ruined my nick-name, now, haven't you???
MrFugsmucker 2007-03-28T01:32:11Z says:
Sorry.
para-bellum 2007-03-28T01:37:37Z says:
Sorry? SORRY?!?! Like that's going to make things all nice-as-pie when everyone from now one refers to me as Para-Bellend. "Well, he did say 'sorry'."...hmph.

MrFugsmucker 2007-03-28T01:35:19Z says:

Type III: Infibulation
Type III is the most severe form of FGC and is called infibulation or pharaonic circumcision (referring to the Pharaohs who were thought to practice this form). Infibulation involves extensive tissue removal of the external genitalia, including all of the labia minora and the inside of the labia majora, leaving a raw open wound. The labia majora are then held together using thorns or stitching and the girl's legs are tied together for two - six weeks, to prevent her from moving and allow the healing of the two sides of the vulva. Nothing remains of the normal anatomy of the genitalia, except for a wall of flesh from the pubis down to the anus, with the exception of a pencil-size opening at the inferior portion of the vulva to allow urine and menstrual blood to pass through, see Diagram 1D. This type of FGC is often carried out by an elderly matron or midwife of the village on girls between the ages of two and six, without anaesthetic and under unhygienic conditions.[11]

A reverse infibulation can be performed to allow for sexual intercourse (often by the husband using a knife on the wedding night) or when undergoing labor, or by female relatives, whose responsibility it is to inspect the wound every few weeks and open it some more if necessary. During childbirth, the enlargement is too small to allow vaginal delivery, and so the infibulation must be opened completely and restored after delivery. Once again, the legs are tied together to allow the wound to heal, and the procedure is repeated for each subsequent act of intercourse or childbirth. When childbirth takes place in a hospital, the surgeons may preserve the infibulation by enlarging the vagina with deep episiotomies. Afterwards, the patient may insist that her vagina be closed again so that her husband does not reject her.[11]

This practice is reported to cause the disappearance of sexual pleasure for the women affected, as well as major medical complications. Most advocates of the practice continue to perform the procedure in adherence to standards of beauty that are very different from those in the west. Many infibulated women will contend that the pleasure their partners receive due to this procedure is a definitive part of a successful marriage

MrFugsmucker 2007-03-28T01:43:11Z says:
As I said, that goes on in Africa.
cutter 2007-03-28T01:44:11Z says:
Thank you Mr.Wikipedia...
MrFugsmucker 2007-03-28T01:48:34Z says:
Well, I couldn't put all those words together myself could I?
Johnson994 2007-11-02T03:36:45Z says:
They also remove the clit.

para-bellum 2007-03-28T01:43:47Z says:

Can't help thinking that they're stiching the wrong hole up. There's a much noisier hole towards the top of the body that's surely more deserving a candidate.

MrFugsmucker 2007-03-28T01:49:32Z says:
Yeah, yours!
para-bellum 2007-03-28T01:52:39Z says:
Guess I walked into that, didn't I?
cutter 2007-03-28T01:56:35Z says:
You didn't see it coming even when you were typing it,did you?...