Cloverfield Monster

Asphalt 2008-01-18T05:06:13Z says:

Psh its just Godzilla! Friggan ripoff!

yak 2008-01-18T05:10:00Z says:
i've already had the 'plot' ruined for me and have already seen the full closeup of the monster from a cellphone cam
its not like godzilla ;/
Asphalt 2008-01-18T06:14:34Z says:
Godzilla in a rubber suit perhaps?
RonT 2008-01-18T10:26:21Z says:
monster model from the creator....

http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_10442.html
SpankysQuest 2008-01-18T11:16:46Z says:
kinda sux that his model doesn't get much face time.
yak 2008-01-18T15:29:18Z says:
yea, um, ront, thats really really really really not it.

borracho5000 2008-01-18T05:10:55Z says:

i have seen those concept pics that everyone says are fake. it look kind of like a tick... maybe thats what it looks like. ive havent paid enough attention but that looks like some sort of bug.

yak 2008-01-18T05:24:33Z says:
*spoiler*

nah, its got 2 legs and 2 arms, although its arms are reversed (so the elbows are pointing forward), so imagine like a giant 3 toed sloth for the limbs with a long tail, it walks on 2 legs but uses its arms for support sometime...
its also go huge puffing gils on its cheeks/neck..
it looks nothing like a tick :P
it does have things on it however that drop off and eat people..
i'd post a video of it, but i'm sick of lawsuit threats from people so i figured i might as well not :P
TheNeutrachrist 2008-01-18T08:19:23Z says:
to me it looked like it had 4 arms, two lower appendages that don't seem to be ever used. I really liked how it was designed, and has a tail as well.
ClaudeBallz 2008-01-18T20:28:02Z says:
So, is it worth $20 for a one-time viewing? or wait to drop the $20 on the DVD?
yak 2008-01-19T00:52:26Z says:
if you have a VERY large tv and a very good home theater it might be ok at home, but i would totally recommend watching it in the theater
keg74 2008-01-19T01:32:08Z says:
If you've played Final Fantasy X on the PS2, the Cloverfield monster looks almost exactly like the monster Sin in that game.
ClaudeBallz 2008-01-19T02:14:01Z says:
^Ya, I've heard that...it's a big screen joint. -Might have to see it. I also heard it makes you ill from the camera shaking.

NeoNitride 2008-01-18T05:44:44Z says:

It is just a "modern" Godzilla movie from J.J. Abrahms. The ticks that get rubbed off of its back are kinda interesting story-wise (makes the monster more like a walking ecosystem which gives new options for drama/conflict).

I dont care for the handheld video camera/cell phone video style though, it makes you incredibly sea-sick in the theatre unless you sit way in the back (I sat through the Blair Witch Project from less than half-way from the screen, I could barely drive home I was so dizzy).

UnclePepper 2008-01-18T15:22:08Z says:
with fear

Rolandofgilead 2008-01-18T05:48:39Z says:

My only question is, is it worth the ten bucks or whatever to go see? Kind of looks like a piece of shit.

Wario7793 2008-01-18T06:10:56Z says:
nah, it'll be out on DVD by next year, just like all the "winners" this year.
Delilah 2008-01-18T06:43:16Z says:
I had no idea this was a movie.
SpankysQuest 2008-01-18T11:12:31Z says:
it's okay if you can look past the horrible acting by the main cast.
Asphalt 2008-01-18T19:41:32Z says:
It honestly cant be any worse than the second National Treasure. As a history buff of Native North and Central Americans, hearing that a group of Toltecs decided to move from the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico to S. Dakota was probably the most... I dont even have a sufficient word for how retarded it is. That and the fact that every main character conveniently happenened to know everything about everything made this Asphalt's least liked movie of last year...
El_Wanko 2008-01-18T20:24:07Z says:
$10? You guys know these videos get posted on the internet basically the same day they hit theaters right?
DejaVu 2008-01-19T01:00:55Z says:
basically, i'm not a monster movie fan, and i thought this was a pretty good flick. we just got back from seeing it at the theatre. more worth the money to see it than sweeney todd was.

bostano 2008-01-18T06:07:28Z says:

Another movie that only stimulates the MTV generation...

smerf 2008-01-18T09:17:30Z says:
Technically, I'm from the MTV generation. This does not stimulate me.
SpankysQuest 2008-01-18T11:13:50Z says:
you mean the below 80 I.Q. generation?
DickNixonJr 2008-01-18T15:12:46Z says:
The people who find that The Real World and shit like that is quality music Television programming.
I want music videos, no more "reality" bullshit
elchris 2008-01-19T12:02:16Z says:
i want music vids too, but from actual good bands. not that shit they put on mtv. mtv is gay

espada9 2008-01-18T06:09:01Z says:

A giant tick?

El_Wanko 2008-01-18T20:24:31Z says:
A gigantick.

TheTruth 2008-01-18T07:10:42Z says:

how scary can it be if its rated pg13, all the new horror movies today are pg13, what happen to old school sick horror movies that were rated R and gave u nightmares at night? america has gotten soft , fucking pussies

Wario7793 2008-01-18T09:12:02Z says:
Yeah, make them like "Machete" which got an X rating.
SpankysQuest 2008-01-18T11:16:10Z says:
horror movies reached their pinnacle in the '80s. they still scare me.
yak 2008-01-19T00:51:45Z says:
its not a horror movie... its a MONSTER movie... different genre, godzilla is a monster movie, its about destruction, not about scares.....

B1G_B0SS 2008-01-18T08:38:10Z says:

just got back from it not to long ago...not worth going to see. disappointed in the monster...and IMO i kinda liked the handy shot came style...just kinda interesting and new...ok not ORIGINAL, but for a monster movie it works...just not this one.

yak 2008-01-19T03:26:44Z says:
you honestly have no clue what you are saying do you?
if you don't enjoy this movie you are:
a) a bald faced liar
b) a moron

Plantshit 2008-01-18T15:16:18Z says:

there no monster left i think , if there is they are isolated somewhere, great hunter like me killed them hundreds of year ago when they test themself in the ultimate hunt. Without the hunt we would still have been in the middleage .

El_Wanko 2008-01-18T20:25:28Z says:
I went to a website called MILF hunter once. Is that the same thing?
Plantshit 2008-01-18T23:52:34Z says:
nope

squirtle815 2008-01-18T23:23:39Z says:

i saw the movie its pretty sick looking, looks like an alien with really long front arms and tentacles. also has a bunch of wierd parasite bug monsters that fall off of it and kill everyone

Plantshit 2008-01-18T23:53:34Z says:

a giant mite, nothing to see here!

yak 2008-01-19T00:53:38Z says:
the liliputians have killed larger bugs on your pubes?
Plantshit 2008-01-19T02:26:54Z says:
50.000 years ago(5 human years) the aliens "the scabies" invaded utopia Z-101 , the three races was almost completly destroyed an together they stood against the alien invaders at Minas Pubica , the last fortress of utopia z-101 . The races couldnt stand against the evil powerful scabies but in the moment the battle seemed to be lost the sky turned white, as anbless from above it start rain whitelotion that killed all the scabies.