Cock Burn
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noo... noooooo :'(
Eat your hearts out self-cock-mutilating wackadoos...
don't encourage them...
i say encourage them
This is why I always test the bath water with a finger before getting in.
How do you imagine this person got in the bath to only sustain burns there?
I was taking comedic license. Work with me, work with me!
Leave the angry marmoset alone.
Duuuude, it's a squirrel.
I am, I was having fun trying to imagine how it was possible.
I believe the term, COTB, is "flying buttleap."
And then because the bath was so hot they sprung out after only partial immersion, a la Looney Toons
< No, TiredGuy, THIS is a squirrel.
Well, I tried opening smerf up to the comeback "I know it's a squirrel. I was taking comedic license. Work with me, work with me!"
Hmmm...I'm gonna go with...pissing on an electric fence.
You obviously missed the Myth Busters episode where they debunked that
It was also in CKY, Raab Himself pissed on an electric fence and just cried for a bit.
ouch
i concur
me too
isn't that a chemical burn?? Where's Smurf?
Smurfs? Where?!? Awww... Don't tease me like that.
I knew i spelled your name wrong...I'm so stupid!!
Never mind, you're a girl, we expect it.
yeah, it's ok for to to be stupid. as long as your good looking..
Looks like a large cheese pizza on the top right....better call Gigio's for a large size and an RC.
thats what happens if you fuck paris hilton
^hahahahaha
If this ever happens to me and me cook cant be restored i really hope the doctors make the right choice and give me a medicine cocktail so i die.
i would want a bionic cock.
i would sue for a bionic cock
well if it was some how malpractice...
FAKE that's playdough, mate
Porkchop sandwiches!
I worked with an army guy in Australia by the name of Major Cockburn (it was pronounced Co-burn).
She must have had one hell of a case of crabs.
that looks afwul. man, i hope nothing will happen to my penis in this long life ahead of me..
*nothing bad
if this dude recovers hes gunna need a lot of therapy and medication to stop him from sucking a shot gun
time for another lawsuit over the hot coffee at mickey d's again
they'll be ok, just put a plaster on it
girls do not like his dickbut flies do. i wonder how bad his cock stinks
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Comments to Cock Burn
noo... noooooo :'(
Eat your hearts out self-cock-mutilating wackadoos...
don't encourage them...
i say encourage them
This is why I always test the bath water with a finger before getting in.
How do you imagine this person got in the bath to only sustain burns there?
I was taking comedic license. Work with me, work with me!
Leave the angry marmoset alone.
Duuuude, it's a squirrel.
I am, I was having fun trying to imagine how it was possible.
I believe the term, COTB, is "flying buttleap."
And then because the bath was so hot they sprung out after only partial immersion, a la Looney Toons
< No, TiredGuy, THIS is a squirrel.
Well, I tried opening smerf up to the comeback "I know it's a squirrel. I was taking comedic license. Work with me, work with me!"
Hmmm...I'm gonna go with...pissing on an electric fence.
You obviously missed the Myth Busters episode where they debunked that
It was also in CKY, Raab Himself pissed on an electric fence and just cried for a bit.
ouch
i concur
me too
isn't that a chemical burn?? Where's Smurf?
Smurfs? Where?!? Awww... Don't tease me like that.
I knew i spelled your name wrong...I'm so stupid!!
Never mind, you're a girl, we expect it.
yeah, it's ok for to to be stupid. as long as your good looking..
Looks like a large cheese pizza on the top right....better call Gigio's for a large size and an RC.
thats what happens if you fuck paris hilton
^hahahahaha
If this ever happens to me and me cook cant be restored i really hope the doctors make the right choice and give me a medicine cocktail so i die.
i would want a bionic cock.
i would sue for a bionic cock
well if it was some how malpractice...
FAKE
that's playdough, mate
Porkchop sandwiches!
I worked with an army guy in Australia by the name of Major Cockburn (it was pronounced Co-burn).
She must have had one hell of a case of crabs.
that looks afwul. man, i hope nothing will happen to my penis in this long life ahead of me..
*nothing bad
if this dude recovers hes gunna need a lot of therapy and medication to stop him from sucking a shot gun
time for another lawsuit over the hot coffee at mickey d's again
they'll be ok, just put a plaster on it