shut up slut. ur just saying that because ur 5'2" and u'll never weigh less than a deuce and a half. pierce brosnan wouldnt fuck u if he were 90 on his death bed u damn walrus
actually this is more about venting frustration for me not a need for acceptance. ur right though u are a tired joke. its just that the fact that u are obese gives u a skewed perspective on what is or is not attractive. having never attracted a man of average weight and build u see him as a skeleton. perhaps a low calorie diet and a gym membership would allow u a glimpse of what most people deem desireable
@VicSin GODDAMN! speaking of n00bs... youve been here just shy of a year... you havent hardly earned the right to call someone a n00b... you might contribute much but that doesnt make up for lost time...
Sometimes it goes the other way, doesn't it? Where the guy, being married, doesn't have to go out and compete for pussy anymore and lets himself go and gets fat.
Tis definitely my world...and I say - the aging process sucks ass. I mean...Brosnan seems to have shrunk a bit in 12 years (of course he's still a cunt...and we don't know about the blimp's footwear).
Worrying about aging or being nervous or ashamed after your youth is gone is just stupid. Don't worship youth. Worship me. I'm one of the few people left on this planet with any sense.
Fact, true, but bad head is always bad head. I wouldn't want some wildebeest like VicSin gnawing at the bone no matter how good it was, I wonder if Apathy ever puked on her.
Not this fatty again, don't you have 4 or 5 buffets to hit up? Bitch you know you're hungry. Look here roundness, does shitting on your chest cost extra or is that covered in the five dollar fee?
I agree, she still looks ok. Of course everybody ages and if your'e ugly for the start your'e fucked, but if you get fat you always lose a little weight.
i think it's great that this shows love and all that goes with it goes beyond looks. this is one for shoving in 1rish1's face. girls can do way better than him even if they aren't to his standards :P
I love you, Deja. Don't worry, sweetheart...OJ's got some awesome old posts I made on the Sci-Fi forums that he's gonna post here tomorrow/later today.
In one of them...I do a big apology for being an 'online troll'. He's gonna pwn me with it.
I have always imagined Deja as a sexy brunette with nice hot curves and dark eyeshadow bringing out those deep bedroom eyes..Wait, what were we talking about, shit, Yak's gonna beat me again.
MOAR BEER!
I'm always honest, possum. My girl looks pretty thin. I seriously don't know how she doesn't weigh less. I think that's a nice weight for her height though.
I don't see your point, Deja. Of course girls can do better than me. Thats the whole point, I have certain standards, so do they. I've met plenty of girls who I liked but didn't like me. I've found some that met my standards and we got along great. Thats what keeps it interesting.
Dont you mean you almost "like" honest spewlHM?
I was on the edge of my seat in anticipation of that sally getting the boot!!!..nah not really,i couldnt give a frogs fat ass.
BTW Spewl,by many a mans standards,your imaginary GF would be considered fat.
I (not out of ass kissyness) agree with Morph and Deja.I think in the end,a guy or gal will fixate on something the other person has or doesnt have,and that will cause them to seperate.Could be fat,could be filthy yellow choppers.
it was a fuckin accident both times..unlike the constant replying to spell a word.Im not into that kinda spotlight twatknights.
OJ pm'd me Spewl..he says hes got the lube if you got the sausage.
The funny thing is that she plumped up but still looks young and beautiful, where as good old Double 0 old man looks older then the hottest Bond, Sean Connery.
Ok, she's 45, and 5'8" so she's just big in general. Brosnan was quoted saying he was still very turned on by his wife even to this day. Its what marrage is based on, age does wonders on the human body and it just goes to show you that when dealing with life and love it goes much deeper than a nice rack or some DSL's.
Ha, the post was useless until everyone started circle jerking each other on what love is all about. Just throw in some +1 team shit, +2 team puke and talk about raping each other...one average night in muchoville.
Comments to commitment
Amen to that!!
His face without smiling in 2008 picture said it all LOL
Notice shes not smiling either! I would rather be married to the Stay Puft Marshmellow woman then the Crypt Keeper.
Marriage is a terrible thing.
shut up slut. ur just saying that because ur 5'2" and u'll never weigh less than a deuce and a half. pierce brosnan wouldnt fuck u if he were 90 on his death bed u damn walrus
No, she says that because she would rather eat the stay puft marshmellow...
I am sorry did someone hear someone talking...Oh I'm sorry it wasn't someone just some more noobs trying to gain acceptance by running tired jokes.
actually this is more about venting frustration for me not a need for acceptance. ur right though u are a tired joke. its just that the fact that u are obese gives u a skewed perspective on what is or is not attractive. having never attracted a man of average weight and build u see him as a skeleton. perhaps a low calorie diet and a gym membership would allow u a glimpse of what most people deem desireable
VicSin is fat
you shut your mouth... she's cuddley
Are we going to start this shit again? You people need a life.
Fries-please, lets be honest.
Vicsin is about as cuddle-y as a walrus.
Coincidentally, "walrus" was vicsin's nickname in highschool for being a fat bitch with a mustache and fucked up teeth.
But Pierce is gay, so a fat chick is okay.
I'm with Alec here. I like fatties, too, but not fatties with itty bitty titties. Cost-benefit analysis. Simple Fleshonomics.
WTF is wron with the fucking threads? This was supposed to go 2 threads down and reset here! FUCK!
fooliam the funny part about that is, I wasn't fat in high school in fact I was a cheerleader for 3 years.
Blowing the whole football team doesn't make you a cheerleader.
If it did, then Hank would be a cheerleader too.
Fries IS a cheerleader.
No but it certainly boost team morale!
@VicSin GODDAMN! speaking of n00bs... youve been here just shy of a year... you havent hardly earned the right to call someone a n00b... you might contribute much but that doesnt make up for lost time...
She only contributes weight.
I saw that Irish.
Sometimes it goes the other way, doesn't it? Where the guy, being married, doesn't have to go out and compete for pussy anymore and lets himself go and gets fat.
Like ME! Women will never be equal to men until they can become morbidly obese and STILL think they are good looking!
thats a bummer man
Bitches are fuckin liars.
Tis definitely my world...and I say - the aging process sucks ass. I mean...Brosnan seems to have shrunk a bit in 12 years (of course he's still a cunt...and we don't know about the blimp's footwear).
Also...I like how they're both happy in 1996...and she's nervous and he's ashamed in 2008.
her boobs are much bigger so i guess that a plus.
But he still needs Viagra.
Worrying about aging or being nervous or ashamed after your youth is gone is just stupid. Don't worship youth. Worship me. I'm one of the few people left on this planet with any sense.
she's still pretty. plus fat chicks give better head cuz they're always hungry
Yeah, but they're fat.
bad head from a chick you find attractive > great head from an uggo...
fact
Neither are good.
misspelled "both" :)
Fact, true, but bad head is always bad head. I wouldn't want some wildebeest like VicSin gnawing at the bone no matter how good it was, I wonder if Apathy ever puked on her.
Yeah. But at least you can just tell the attractive chick to stay put...and fuck her mouth.
I believe it'd be easier to promise the fat chick some KFC delivery, she'd do whatever you want.
KFC do delivery now?
She'd still be fat. Refer to above.
Apathy wouldn't know, he never got any head. And you would be lucky to have me "gnaw at the bone" too bad I wouldn't touch you with lucid's mouth.
+1 team puke.
Hey urkel!
Stfu. Thank you, pleases.
No.
^^absolute boner kill
Yeah good one, refer to KFC bucket above, I'm sure Apathy at least bought you a value meal, just out of curiosity, what are your prices?
Well to be honest it takes more then food sweetness. And to lay to rest any of your curiosity, if you have to ask...you can't afford it.
HaHa, you take insults like a prostitute on Aurora.
Yeah okay sure
You're one of those chunky chicks that's fuckable, as I recall. There...I said it.
Not this fatty again, don't you have 4 or 5 buffets to hit up? Bitch you know you're hungry. Look here roundness, does shitting on your chest cost extra or is that covered in the five dollar fee?
I don't know ask all the girls you have paid to do it to you?
you muthafucka get up, come on get down with the thickness!
Brosnan looks the same. His wife doesn't look terrible, either. She could lose a few pounds, but this is definitely not poster-worthy.
I agree, she still looks ok. Of course everybody ages and if your'e ugly for the start your'e fucked, but if you get fat you always lose a little weight.
*can always
i think it's great that this shows love and all that goes with it goes beyond looks. this is one for shoving in 1rish1's face. girls can do way better than him even if they aren't to his standards :P
Tits or gtfo?
how about this one... you gtfo
I asked for it, didn't I?
"Tits or gtfo"
That's deep man *snickers*
Deja's got a point though.
It's not so much what you said, but that you said something.
testing...cruella?
No. Stfu...all of you. Especially you, Jewman.
yeah, i shoulda just banned it. just too down lately to really care
I love you, Deja. Don't worry, sweetheart...OJ's got some awesome old posts I made on the Sci-Fi forums that he's gonna post here tomorrow/later today.
In one of them...I do a big apology for being an 'online troll'. He's gonna pwn me with it.
I have always imagined Deja as a sexy brunette with nice hot curves and dark eyeshadow bringing out those deep bedroom eyes..Wait, what were we talking about, shit, Yak's gonna beat me again.
MOAR BEER!
"it"...:)
Sloan. How about: LESS BROWN-NOSING?
Making sexual advances at the site's creator is probably just gonna get me in trouble.
Fuck it, Deja's totally hot, and smart, and generous, and wonderful. SHE IS SHINING BEACON OF WHAT ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE!!.
Tito get me a tissue.
i agree with deja. and she isnt even "fat" she just got bigger. and shes still pretty.
...pretty fat.
Love is caring, love is not jealous, love doesn't recognize obesity? Wait that can't be right.
Ah, but the good ones always have curves. I think the skinny ones are a bit crazed from starving themselves so much.
I have a good one. look at this, a big woman that's down right sexy-
http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=karina%20hart&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
My woman is 5' 7" and around 140 right now. I think she's perfect. I don't understand how she even weighs that much, to be honest.
You are beginning to to see the light my son.
Go forth and slay many beer in celebration.
i almost like the "honest" cruel...
what's wrong dejapoo?
I'm always honest, possum. My girl looks pretty thin. I seriously don't know how she doesn't weigh less. I think that's a nice weight for her height though.
I like artistic girls, I love to have a muse. No fatties though.
*autistic
I'm not particular, meat as meat.
I don't care what anyone says...Deja in my mind looks like this one hot bitch i found on Bmezine.com....the pic was title Deja vu....so it fits.
Since this is how I envision Deja...Yak in my mind is a more hairy version of a sexy gay porn star...but you know...not gay.
Stfu you brown-nosing cunt...and get your asshole back on my pole.
whatever youre saying buttloving shitboy ..shut your pie hole you yappy fucking chunk of fuck
i bet you didn't yap this much when you were doing your "bit" hahaha
Yeahhh. Good luck with that...you fucking piece of week-old dog puke.
OH shit! , please don't get Dik mad he beats me when he's mad.
What?? You're not his limp-dick are you?
*some shit about peace,unity and people being as one*
^That
I'm off to bed soon...way past-due.
Goodnight, may you be smothered with dreams of large breasts.
Sorry but he is still fucking plenty of hot young girls. He's just remaining married to her so he doesn't have to give up half of his fortune.
Key lesson: make her sign a prenup.
At least they're still together after all these years. Not many marriages last that long anymore.
I don't see your point, Deja. Of course girls can do better than me. Thats the whole point, I have certain standards, so do they. I've met plenty of girls who I liked but didn't like me. I've found some that met my standards and we got along great. Thats what keeps it interesting.
Sometimes the hunt is better than the kill.
Dont you mean you almost "like" honest spewlHM?
I was on the edge of my seat in anticipation of that sally getting the boot!!!..nah not really,i couldnt give a frogs fat ass.
BTW Spewl,by many a mans standards,your imaginary GF would be considered fat.
I (not out of ass kissyness) agree with Morph and Deja.I think in the end,a guy or gal will fixate on something the other person has or doesnt have,and that will cause them to seperate.Could be fat,could be filthy yellow choppers.
RRRR
EEEE
PPPP
shit..reply button was hiding from me.
LLLL
YYYY
failure :(
dont act all indignant,youve butchered up some replies your own damn self-roadkill
Oh my Christ Chong. He done did it again, didn't he?!
HAHAHA fuck im in tears
money stresses, health issues, general outright depression :(
thanks for asking dik :)
uh, nice... that was posted in reply above... fuck it
"Speedbump... The roadkill Possum"
Blame it on Billy Deja.
spit it out flossums
not funny anymore, bill
You should probably just go now noob, okay?
Fuck Billy Mays anyway, they should be executed by public consensus.
it was a fuckin accident both times..unlike the constant replying to spell a word.Im not into that kinda spotlight twatknights.
OJ pm'd me Spewl..he says hes got the lube if you got the sausage.
You were a fuckin accident...just the one time.
*logs off Mucho
cues up Black Grape"*
I really hate Black Grape.
Oh really? Sorry there, Mr Authority On All Rock.
STFU now, many thank yous.
Sorry there, Mr Authority On All Cock.
Since I am such an authority...I have to say...yours is a rather small, limp, and cheesy one.
Shut up and get back to sucking.
That was pure genius, Wayne's World.
s'okay urkel...BG is just my entry to the Specials...and if you dont like the Specials...
there is no hope for you
Actually, I hate them too.
What a cunthead. ^
you ska hater you!
i will not judge him
urkel is a purist. the end.
...if it wasnt for folks like him
we'd be reduced to echo and the bunnymen status by now
My recommedation for the week:
The Wipers - Over The Edge
ouch!
The funny thing is that she plumped up but still looks young and beautiful, where as good old Double 0 old man looks older then the hottest Bond, Sean Connery.
You'd still let Pierce ride you like a bull, don't lie.
I'd ride Vic like a bull, im druncl an horney right now though.
OK, I looked Vics Myspace page and I still stand by my statment. Those titties need me.
Ok, she's 45, and 5'8" so she's just big in general. Brosnan was quoted saying he was still very turned on by his wife even to this day. Its what marrage is based on, age does wonders on the human body and it just goes to show you that when dealing with life and love it goes much deeper than a nice rack or some DSL's.
Pierce gets a golfclap
I'm Impressed UponErebus, you must be up in age like myself.
There's no fool like an old fool.
I never found him attractive. So no I wouldn't, Sean Connery on the other hand...
You have big hands...
I must cause I totally missed the reply button there.
Welll...you got some rust to work off. Come sit on my lap.
I wanna play wit her bewbies first!!.
Noooooo! I'm still drinking...at 6.31AM UK time.
damn!
go to bed!
I can't...I have some alcohol left...and no place else to go...I got nuffin else.
Sounds like your married.
Haha! 1 soon-to-be-ex wife...and 1 current cutie (but a head-fuck). Women...can't kill 'em...legally anyway.
Understood, oh yes understood.
if it wasn't for all the ass rape, sometimes i wish i could live in a prison for 6 out of 7 days a week.
Yeah, you get many more ass rapings on the outside.
oh the obesity.
Ha, the post was useless until everyone started circle jerking each other on what love is all about. Just throw in some +1 team shit, +2 team puke and talk about raping each other...one average night in muchoville.
Not comfortable with your sexuality?
Take this test to be sure-
http://dilidoo.com/2009/02/26/the_gay_test.html
My dick still looks as young as it did when I was a baby.
And is still the same size.
Hahahahahaha!
What do you think I ment?
a real man would never let his woman get like that
yeah but now he doesn't hafta lean in as far to be close to her
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/wi_keely_080128_mn.jpg
here she is in a bikini
http://lh3.ggpht.com/fisherwy/R5Dy4We9yvI/AAAAAAAAM78/SkQXnD_Yi74/Pierce+Brosnan+and+wife+Keely+Shaye+Smith+photo%5B8%5D
For all you know that bitch is pregnant ... isn't that what is supposed to happen?
What is she pregnant with a DUST BALL?