Fuckin noobs, do you really think people want to open this page and read that fuckin comment first? I hope you choke yourself to death while masturbating.
You have boobs but you are fat,
You're single n live w/ a cat,
Your self esteem is low n your here for attention,
But I'm more focused in on your water retention
I can tell you like to give out head
But cannot get a guy to go to your bed
Pretty please shut the fuck up
Run into traffic n get hit by a truck.
"You have boobs but you are fat"
I have boobs and I am a little fat yeah..meh. Whenever I am NOT fat the boobs are still there =).
Not single, married. And yeah we do have a cat. My self esteem is not exactly low. Not here for attention, just because I'm tired of just reading, and the comments are pretty hilarious, why not participate? I love giving head. To my husband. But it's ok, I understand the attack, I'm new and all that. And yes, the one in the picture is me.
you have exceeded your annoying babble limit, you must produce a nude picture <[WITH SIGN!!]> of those boobs you claim are yours before you can continue on with those paragraph long gibberishfests
Comments to Condoms
HAH! Brilliant
Fuckin noobs, do you really think people want to open this page and read that fuckin comment first? I hope you choke yourself to death while masturbating.
Why thank you PussFace that was demanding and likely comment.
Puss is really nice once you get past all the blood, screaming and fur.
pussyh still hate me i think?
I think he needs to never mix the same shit he has been taking tonight ever again. He is flipping all over the place.
shrooms
jack daniels
sloe gin
crushed ice...
as long as you only play Jane's Addiction you'll be okay
Thanks Poss, now I have the Mountain Song stuck in my head.
What great parents. In the future they will wonder why their child is slightly more retarded than them.
Ah Ah Ah, we're calling it "The R Word" now. Conform or that guy from the ad will, in his words, "Fwuck you ubb, mayn".
...who's "we", doublechode?
It's a doll, and it's called autistic now.
don't submit this to CPS lol.
HAHAHA LOLOAOLAOLOL FUCK THAT WAS FUNNY ROFL COOPETEWR S IN SHUIT FUCK. GOWD YOUURU AWEDSOMEEM!!!!!!!
sorry
calm down.. just calm down..
*facepalm*
And I thought my reaction to the new OJ pic was bad ..
always remember: pussyhands sarcasmic meter constantly set to "eleven"...
I think pyssyhand's parents did the same to him...only they pulled the condom a little too far down.
Pink, please remove my name from your cock receptacle. :)
Ah, couldn't spell it right anyways, lol
This is got all the makings for a party at Irish's. Booze, Spongebob, Condoms, quiet kid....
This kid's life will be a circle of three things: booze, Spongebob, and ill-timed condom use.
You're psychic, I hate you.
I'm hoping that is a very realistic fake little baby...one of those from parenting classes or whatever.
Is that a picture of yourself frunk?
Shes looks pretty hot.
You have boobs but you are fat,
You're single n live w/ a cat,
Your self esteem is low n your here for attention,
But I'm more focused in on your water retention
I can tell you like to give out head
But cannot get a guy to go to your bed
Pretty please shut the fuck up
Run into traffic n get hit by a truck.
SHHH!,
Not until AFTER she's posted boobs.
yeah dude what are you stupid, you gotta butter 'em up first. butter. the word of the day is butter. you know what to do.
She knows what to do with the butter too. Lay it on a fucking inch thick!
"You have boobs but you are fat"
I have boobs and I am a little fat yeah..meh. Whenever I am NOT fat the boobs are still there =).
Not single, married. And yeah we do have a cat. My self esteem is not exactly low. Not here for attention, just because I'm tired of just reading, and the comments are pretty hilarious, why not participate? I love giving head. To my husband. But it's ok, I understand the attack, I'm new and all that. And yes, the one in the picture is me.
^ who has time to read all that shit?
'I love giving head. to my husband'
Hahaha, I like this chick.
you have exceeded your annoying babble limit, you must produce a nude picture <[WITH SIGN!!]> of those boobs you claim are yours before you can continue on with those paragraph long gibberishfests
I see you seem to have some knowledge of the spanish language so let me put it this way:
tetas o conseguir la mierda a cabo!
the boobs might be "hers"...but they're as plastic as my ass implants
What happened to SmellieKellie?
you people ran her off
I was nothing but polite to her.
i'm sure she will come on every few weeks/months to say "you guys didn't run me off"
Welcome, frrrrrrrrrrunkus. Please aloow me to be the first to say TITS OR GTFO.
some how i think the vodka has something to do with this
Agreed, that was actually the first thing I noticed.
weird, the first thing i noticed was how supple and innocent its mouth looked.
just pull it down a little lower......
maybe they're just protecting the baby from stds when they fuck its head...they're good parents