That asshole is in need of a whole lot more than a bleaching. Fuckin chlorine bath is more like it. Then perhaps a sandblasting and a nice powdercoat to finish it off and restore that showroom shine real nice.
"there is nothing beautiful or magical about childbirth...it's poop, blood, screams, piss, mucus, more mucus, bloody mucus, all of your female rellies staring at your privates, and your husband either taking vid of your privates, or passing out in the piles of mucus and lying about how beautiful it all was later"...
This is why no man wants to see his woman pops one of these Alien, Immmigrant Lookin midgets out...fuuuuuuuckin gross...and I can only imagine the schtank factor in the room....shit, piss and some old tuna casserole coming out...
This is the correct way to do it... when we were apes we would have moved around on all fours and wouldnt have laid on our backs to give birth. babies would have mere plopped put whilst we were walking round.
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probably went in the same way too
Bitch your turd be purple and havin a face and shit!
Bitches need to bleach their assholes more these days.
hah semi true
That asshole is in need of a whole lot more than a bleaching. Fuckin chlorine bath is more like it. Then perhaps a sandblasting and a nice powdercoat to finish it off and restore that showroom shine real nice.
no its not, roboto...thats just how it goes when she has the kid...
if it's your kid...she will never wear makeup for you again...and very rarely wash her privates
...she will save all of that for a Musician
"there is nothing beautiful or magical about childbirth...it's poop, blood, screams, piss, mucus, more mucus, bloody mucus, all of your female rellies staring at your privates, and your husband either taking vid of your privates, or passing out in the piles of mucus and lying about how beautiful it all was later"...
Truth.
Thanks for that! My wife is 7 weeks with our first kid. *runs to get vacuum cleaner
*soup bowl
7 WEEKS??? (1+2..3) Oh, whew! Uh, congrats.
Uh... why? Why this position? Anyone have a plausible explanation?
obviously, its less demeaning
heeeheee
Because thats how she was when he was concived
I thought bitches shit on the kid on the way out, like an involuntary dump. This can't help
thats a normal position for home birthing. really amazing concept. research it
@chodogg Yeah I'll definitely get on that.
This way you can donkey punch her if her screaming becomes too annoying.
ive presensesd couple of childbirths, realy some disgusting shit
you are one illiterate bastard
but i like you. you can suck my dick anytime
oh shut tha fuck up suge...jeez
please kill me - i just stuck up for elchris...wtf?
IT'S THE APOCALYPPPPPPPPPPPPSE!!!!!!!
hey possum, this one time i was on acid and blah blah blah
Haha.
I got through all the comments before I figured out wtf "presensesd" meant.
This is why no man wants to see his woman pops one of these Alien, Immmigrant Lookin midgets out...fuuuuuuuckin gross...and I can only imagine the schtank factor in the room....shit, piss and some old tuna casserole coming out...
I real man would be pounding on that ass instead of grabbing the slimey baby.
This is the correct way to do it... when we were apes we would have moved around on all fours and wouldnt have laid on our backs to give birth. babies would have mere plopped put whilst we were walking round.
That's Barnsley on a Saturday night
Yard apes.
I agree with wanko... would that be DP?
no, that would be RF
Royaly Fucked?