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Cool Cop Chase

I like how they're yelling "Don't Move!" while shooting through the windshield.

Cool Cop Chase

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Comments to Cool Cop Chase

  • Leftnut
    Leftnut 2007-09-27T04:22:25Z says:

    Repost?

    • spankbot
      spankbot 2007-09-27T19:52:41Z says:

      We are so luckey this fool didn't kill anyone. Taks guts to be a cop and deal with fucktards like this on a daily basis.

    • monkito83
      monkito83 2007-09-28T02:20:06Z says:

      wow he could have hit a school kid crossing the street at 2am good thing the cop took his ass out

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-09-28T02:22:49Z says:

      spankbot, you obviously still get driven by your mom any place you go

    • BoxProper
      BoxProper 2007-09-28T15:22:06Z says:

      being a cop doesnt take guts, it takes the desire to punish and enslave at the expense of the recently robbed tax payer.

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2007-09-27T04:23:24Z says:

    The split-screen made me feel like I was playing xBox.....

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-27T15:23:33Z says:

      fascinating

    • junebugg
      junebugg 2007-09-27T17:10:52Z says:

      the car tried to ram you? it was evading you dipshit

  • chicago_plumber
    chicago_plumber 2007-09-27T04:32:06Z says:

    Ive seen this one on tv on 8/27/07.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-09-27T06:26:30Z says:

      pff stuff like this doesnt happen in OHIO!

    • HiSociety
      HiSociety 2007-09-27T09:17:47Z says:

      you must have mastered time travel. safety not guranteed.

  • inTOXIKated
    inTOXIKated 2007-09-27T04:47:46Z says:

    hahaha holy shit that cop on the end KICKEd ass

    btw fuck copers

    • LSD
      LSD 2007-09-27T06:15:11Z says:

      Shut the fuck up about hating Cops... until you have had a chance to do the job shut your face. People like this piss me off. You have no fucking idea what we go through on a day to day basis. You are the cock sucker that call in a complaint when we don't use a turn signal as we are on our way to a Assault in progress. you are the asshole who bitches when your kid gets a ticket for kicking another kid in the face... You fuck.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-27T06:43:51Z says:

      LSD is a pig!!!!

      Everybody hide your weed!!!

    • DieterR
      DieterR 2007-09-27T09:43:03Z says:

      Fucking shit, cop alert!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-27T11:21:56Z says:

      Shit, someone hide the old and crippled people before they get tased to death!

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-27T15:24:10Z says:

      hides weed

    • inTOXIKated
      inTOXIKated 2007-09-27T15:37:00Z says:

      stfu cheif LSD PIGIM

    • LSD
      LSD 2007-09-27T16:12:18Z says:

      I don't care about weed. That is a bullshit ticket. If I ask someone of they have weed and they say that they do, then no ticket. I am one of the cops that are cool if you don't lie to me. If you lie then I will charge you with it.

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2007-09-27T16:51:40Z says:

      damn guys, your getting LSD all worked up

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-27T17:10:49Z says:

      Lsd what the fuck? if you're a cop which I doubt. go hang out with them. If you're one of those petty cops who'll charge some kid with weed cause he had the fuckin common sense to lie about weed then fuck you.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-27T17:13:55Z says:

      They have the right to not incriminate themselves. Are you saying you charge people because they have refused to waive that right?

    • Deadonarrival
      Deadonarrival 2007-09-27T19:28:51Z says:

      Actually lsd, most times i even see a cop using his sirens has been to get past someone who is doing the speed limit and then shut them off again or they use them to change the lights and get into a coffee shop faster. Fuck cops, you know what you are getting into when you get the job, as soon as you become a cop you should know you are going to be hated by a majority of the population so stop bitching about it. If a cop dies everyone thinks its some big tragedy, and they talk about how it wasnt his time to go. Thats bullshit, you fully accept the possibility of death as soon as you become a stupid fucking pig. Kill Cops

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-27T20:24:37Z says:

      "Police arrested a record 829,625 persons for marijuana violations in 2006, according to the Federal Bureau of Investigation's annual Uniform Crime Report, released today."

      Wow, almost a million bullshit tickets. Thank god for those brave men in uniform, spending most of their time arresting, ticketing, and otherwise harassing harmless folk.

    • LSD
      LSD 2007-09-28T02:28:24Z says:

      You can't arrest people for Marijuana where I am from. it has to be over 1 ounce to hook them up. The numbers that you are getting are more than likely including Petty Offenses...

      The part about charging people that lie is for the idiots who think i am an idiot. If I ask a question, I expect people to man up and tell me the truth. The times that you see a Cop use his sirens and then turn them off can be for many a reason besides getting around a guy doing the speed limit. I.e. You get a hot call (Code 3 run) and you start going and one of the other cops are closer and they call that they are Code 3 (red lights and sirens) by policy you rarely run Code with other Cops at the same time. I am a cop and I understand that people hate me because I have to enforce the laws. It is part of the Job. just remember that you chose to not be a Cop because this is not the Job for you. I am the one who runs towards the gunfire while you are the ones that run away. I am the one who is willing to die for some piece of shit whom I have never met before in my life. I am the one who goes to the hospital to meet with the parent of a child who was just raped by her Uncle. I am the one who choses to put my ass on the line every night while you sleep. I am the one who tries to keep the boogeyman out of your room while you curl up under your blankies. Marijuana should be legal in my opinion. So Smoke that one...

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-09-28T02:29:57Z says:

      thought you were some anti-drug guy wanko... dont know why i had that idea

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-28T03:45:01Z says:

      lsd I bet you've never done any of those things. you poser

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-28T03:51:27Z says:

      sounds pretty glamourous there Officer noob. Just like tv

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-28T03:53:20Z says:

      Tchhhh... 911 , What's your emergency?
      Tchhhh... Looks like we've got a Pwning in progress..

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-09-28T03:57:29Z says:

      my dream is to be like you. live in a rented house in canada with bastard children, with gay long hair (being a 50 or 60 year old man)

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-28T03:57:57Z says:

      I'm the guy that lights the fire. Supernova is the "uncle" that rapes the niece. Dik is the boogeyman.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-09-28T03:58:21Z says:

      i sell drugs to your children son

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-28T04:02:22Z says:

      Dik "confiscates" them for his own personal use.

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-28T04:06:49Z says:

      elchris when you say it like that my life sounds pretty cool

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-09-28T04:30:22Z says:

      good to take you out of your misery at least for a few minutes

    • Deadonarrival
      Deadonarrival 2007-09-28T07:04:40Z says:

      You are the one who beats minorities. You are the one who shoots first and asks later. You are the one who makes the streets unsafe for kids like me. You are the one who beats the shit out of people over minor traffic violations. you are the one who power trips and tazers college students. you are the kind of shit that makes this world suck. the only gunfire i run away from is from police, and its for all the wrong reasons. i hope you choke. fuck pigs.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-28T12:45:09Z says:

      Wanko beats minorities and he's not a cop.

      And if you don't run from all gunfire, you are an idiot.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-28T21:49:14Z says:

      No I'm not anti-drug. I rarely take drugs (legal or illegal) because many are addictive, and I believe any addiction is a weakness. But as long as someone isn't hurting someone else, I don't give a fuck what they smoke, snort, or inject themselves with.

      And I'm tired of the 'cost to soceity' bullshit. They put in health care and health insurance and tons of other shit, then tell people now everyone's gotta change their lives or it won't be fair to the others. Hey, here's a fucking idea... maybe you don't implement a system that is guaranteed to not be fair to the smartest and most responsible of people.

  • IGoPPStandingUp
    IGoPPStandingUp 2007-09-27T04:50:57Z says:

    He was on the hood of the car Im sure "Dont move" ment not to move the car seeing as how the officer would probably die if the fucker keep hitting the gas he was in the right to shoot to stop him from killing him with the car..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-27T05:29:37Z says:

      Are you fucking stupid?

      He didn't say don't move the car, he said don't move. And he didn't wait for an answer, either, he jumped on the hood of the car and started shooting through the windsheild. How is that possibly right?

    • LSD
      LSD 2007-09-27T06:17:15Z says:

      The only problem i have with the video is that the Officer jumped on the hood of the car. At no time have I ever been taught to do that move. Plus, as a Police Officer, you can not put yourself in harms way and then shoot the guy. If the Policeman was standing outside of his car and the suspect tries to run him over, he is bought and paid for without a doubt...

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-09-27T08:50:31Z says:

      Actually, I'm pretty sure that's the audio continuing to play while they video goes into slow-mo replay.

    • Binaryx
      Binaryx 2007-09-27T11:00:16Z says:

      He must have been the loose cannon rookie with a chip on his shoulder, like in "Johnny Cop Rage: The Story of the Loose Cannon Rookie with a Chip on his Shoulder"... ...wait...
      Chip... CHiPs... It's Erik Estrada!!!

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-27T15:34:08Z says:

      hey officer LSD. How about 30 sec into the vid where the cop blatantly lies and says the guy tried to ram him. He did not try to ram him at all. Officer Liar was just trying to make it sound worse than it was. Rammin a cop with your car is like attemp murder or pretty close

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-27T15:35:09Z says:

      any way LSD if you're a real cop prove it

    • LSD
      LSD 2007-09-27T15:55:55Z says:

      Most agencies have a no chase policy. The "he tried to ram me" let's them chase. It is an old trick. How do I prove to you that I am a cop? I have been a cop for 3 years. I am currently in a K9 academy. My dog and I go back to the streets first week of December...

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-27T17:12:27Z says:

      You're not a cop... Unless wanko's theory about all cops being stupid is correct

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-27T17:13:17Z says:

      Does the "force" know that you hang out here under the name LSD brandishing a firearm??? douche

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-27T17:15:07Z says:

      What kind of a fuckin stupid messed up hypocrite would admit that in his fantasy world he would bust someone for a little bit of ganja, yet Promote the use of LSD??

    • XxShadowFalconxX
      XxShadowFalconxX 2007-09-27T17:24:11Z says:

      he did lie about the ramming thing and maybe went super cop by jumpimg on the hood but if u look close enough he is shooting in between the ppl inside the car.....prob too scare the shit out of them.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-27T20:25:58Z says:

      Wanko's theories are all correct. They should be called Wanko's Laws.

    • LSD
      LSD 2007-09-28T02:32:06Z says:

      LSD - Little Spike Dudley - Greatest wrestler of all time. Deal with it. What is your job that you are so proud of? Just wondering. If I was making this up, I would have picked an astronaut...

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-28T03:50:16Z says:

      I really doubt you're a cop. If you are you're a young one i bet. Bobby the rookie. you're a code 7 (that's my code for douchebag)

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-09-28T04:03:35Z says:

      I believe him, based solely on the fact that only a cop would capitalise the word "cop".

    • element
      element 2007-09-28T04:20:46Z says:

      The greatest wrestler of all time is the only person to ever body slam Andre the Giant and his name is Hulk Hogan. And LSD stands for lysergic acid diethylmide to people with more than a GED you fucking retard.

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-28T15:34:18Z says:

      Sometimes i call me penis Little Spike Dudley....sometimes Bobbie the Rookie

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-28T15:47:39Z says:

      Sometimes Pookie The Midget.

    • LSD
      LSD 2007-09-28T19:32:47Z says:

      Code 7 is your lunch break you brainiac. No worries if you hate the Cops. That is your right. I just hope that you man up next time you need the Cops to come to your house/work because you are the victim and you just suck it up and deal with it. I hope you never call 911 for the help of those that you hate... Moron.

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-28T20:00:16Z says:

      talkin to me sarge? I don't hate the police at all. But I'm starting to think you're just a kid who aspires to be a policeman...are u in training??hmm??

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-28T20:04:13Z says:

      wait a minute . Now you're making things up...maybe you are a real cop

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-09-27T05:35:37Z says:

    pretty damn hard to outrun the dops these days

    • shawn2007
      shawn2007 2007-09-27T05:36:12Z says:

      *cops

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-09-27T05:45:38Z says:

      If you're in a familiar neighborhood on a motorcycle, and it's after dark you can. Or so I've heard...


    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-09-27T05:51:48Z says:

      And get an avatar already.

    • fabreeze805
      fabreeze805 2007-09-27T05:53:35Z says:

      post it!

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-09-27T06:29:12Z says:

      Ok... try riding a motorcycle at high speeds as opposed to a car... Its a tad bit harder

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-09-27T06:47:11Z says:

      True, but if there's a dead end street that connects to a bike path, with concrete posts to deter larger motor vehicles, and the bike/walking path follows a creek a quarter mile directly to your back gate, then it works out pretty well.

      Hypothetically speaking.

    • XxShadowFalconxX
      XxShadowFalconxX 2007-09-27T17:21:23Z says:

      wat a rethe chance of that happening

    • XxShadowFalconxX
      XxShadowFalconxX 2007-09-27T17:21:57Z says:

      are the chances*

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-09-28T16:01:43Z says:

      XxShadowFaggotxX, the chances of that happening, for me at least, are 100% right now.

  • T-nigZ
    T-nigZ 2007-09-27T06:24:12Z says:

    the cop at the end has seen one too many die hard movies.

  • onefortyandwiry
    onefortyandwiry 2007-09-27T07:12:17Z says:

    He said the car tried to ram him after he tried the ram the car. What a fuckin' liar.

    • IsaiasxD
      IsaiasxD 2007-09-27T07:43:33Z says:

      Excuses cops make. I am glad some are caught on their own lie xD

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-27T15:36:58Z says:

      whoops missed this thread. i just said the same thing

  • erod84
    erod84 2007-09-27T07:48:04Z says:

    Cops are crooked as hell. I have only met 1 good cop and at least 17 crooked ones. I think 99.9% of cops need to be tasered for at least 10 minutes, then shot in the elbow and knees and then set on fire, and let them burn.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-27T12:04:04Z says:

      The entrance tests rule out smart cops. Some dude with a slightly above average IQ who was rejected a position because of it, took it all the way to federal court, but they ruled against him and accepted the argument that dumb cops make better cops.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-27T12:07:54Z says:

      The justice department has been successfully pushing since 1997 for police forces to abandon the entrance tests for basic reading, writing, memory and reasoning skills. NY replaced their test with an easier one that required their applicants to score higher than the bottom 1% of current officers. That's why you see fat donut-eating whores parked in front of fire-hydrants.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-27T12:18:52Z says:

      The average IQ cutoff for cops in the US now is 108. It's generally thought that 120 is smart enough to get through most college/university courses. So we are only allowing in cops that would be extremely challenged by what many of us do easily - and those are the smartest of them! Since 2000, the average IQ of the succesful police applicants has fallen from 104 to 100. Someone can only be a cop if they were otherwise destined to be a bus driver or the guy who turns the "stop/slow" sign at construction zones. A typical mechanic, plumber, electrician, even a high school teacher, is too smart to be allowed on the force. What the fuck is that? I think it's pretty obvious why so many crimes go unsolved, but the cops are probably scratching their heads over that one.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-27T13:54:45Z says:

      Where did you get this info?

    • BoB777
      BoB777 2007-09-27T14:06:12Z says:

      The police is gonna gets you bad, m'kay

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-27T14:46:30Z says:

      Unlike many cops, I can comprehend written material and have the ability to accurately remember things.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-28T04:15:52Z says:

      Doesn't really answer my question.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-09-28T16:03:11Z says:

      So cops are now of average intelligence. So?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-28T16:26:14Z says:

      Uh, if they score too high they are rejected. Did you happen to notice that point? They are deliberately keeping the average cop intelligence low.

      Try to keep up Smerf.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-28T21:51:09Z says:

      Smerf must be a cop.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-28T21:52:06Z says:

      Sorry Smerf.

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2007-09-27T07:58:33Z says:

    Owned.

  • IDrinkAnalFluid
    IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-09-27T08:30:30Z says:

    WTF since when do you get shot on spot for a high speed pursuit.

    • redrum
      redrum 2007-09-27T08:51:03Z says:

      The guy called the cop a pig. Punishable by immed execution.

  • liberalfag
    liberalfag 2007-09-28T02:50:44Z says:

    1 less piece of crap society won't have to deal with. That was great!

  • FrancisDollarhyde
    FrancisDollarhyde 2007-10-04T17:06:20Z says:

    ah HAHAHA LOL FUCKING SHIT..
    LSD is a stupid fool. Cops are all bitches who got picked on in school or who couldnt get laid. Fuck all pigs of the world. Im in the 101st airborne 2nd batallion 4th regiment. I like to fuck with the soldiers who are cops back home. Actually lots of us give them hell. I hope your fucking dog bites you.. P.I.G
    CURAHEE !!!

HankChinaskiLoveMonkey69
posted September 27, 2007

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