You like a Jew without wits,
Brain-starved from Aushwitz,
Big ho with small tits,
Bag 'o cunts without clits.
You lackin the tools to do the job right,
Walk straight into arguments unprepared to fight,
That's right 'Mr Tight' - you call my skills 'loose',
But I slap 'em freely in your face - you love the abuse,
Your used to, get enthused to,
Having your fires put out,
Me? I'm raging infernos without any doubt.
You as kosher as halal with a side of Spam fritters,
The snotty-nosed kid at the back who always titters,
Until we focus on him,
Until he gets in the gym,
Until he's weepin in the naughty corner like a sloppy lil quim.
Comments to Coolness
Nice phone.
Nothing like the old rotary phones.
Def dorm room.
Nice speakers
is that bo derek?
I think it's Weird Al.
i thought it was farah fawcett
I'd have to say Farah as well.
It does look like Farrah.
My first guess.
I'm gonna go with.....Susan Anton.
Nope. Farah. I jerked off to this door poster for 10 years.
Hm. Maybe. I had the classic swimsuit-nipply one, but I guess she made a bunch.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgph0136%2Bkiss-tanya-chalkin-poster.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.popartuk.com/photography/tanya-chalkin-photo/kiss-ph0136-poster.asp&usg=__OxJRQXr1IRXO3Ryd3L-dGlwtRRw=&h=452&w=320&sz=20&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=mWxkZ0j4D8m7OM:&tbnh=127&tbnw=90&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthe%2Bkiss%2Bposter%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26um%3D1
I spanked it to that poster a few times.
Tanya Chalkin - The Kiss.
google it
Isn't that the awful Russian group TATU?
soo shiney...
He probably got laid that night.
with those pants
I hate to break this to you, dude, but you're really, seriously gay.
Not so fast. Take another look at those gold pants.
I wonder how much he could get if he sent it in to Cash 4 Gold.
So gangster
heres a better title for this: Looser: That's what he is.
nothing about his outfit is loose, unfortunately...
Nice Deja, Nice.
Eh?
What makes you think he's Canadian Hank? The mustache with the glasses?
No, I'm Canadian Hank. Everybody knows I'm half-Inuit, innit?
youre ashamed about being jewish arent you hank
No, I love being Jewish.
You like a Jew without wits,
Brain-starved from Aushwitz,
Big ho with small tits,
Bag 'o cunts without clits.
You lackin the tools to do the job right,
Walk straight into arguments unprepared to fight,
That's right 'Mr Tight' - you call my skills 'loose',
But I slap 'em freely in your face - you love the abuse,
Your used to, get enthused to,
Having your fires put out,
Me? I'm raging infernos without any doubt.
You as kosher as halal with a side of Spam fritters,
The snotty-nosed kid at the back who always titters,
Until we focus on him,
Until he gets in the gym,
Until he's weepin in the naughty corner like a sloppy lil quim.
^Props...though you could of just called him a kyke you know
Not bad, I guess.
Ta-da!
I see you took my advice, kid
And stopped taking laxatives
'kid'
Stfu, would ya Streisand.
a black pleather shirt, appropriate for any occasion.
Needs more chest hair and a few gold chains.
He obviously intends to dance the night away.
Someones taking that picture.
Mr. funky town is laying some 70's disco pipe tonight.
That reminded me of this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XucbKof0HcU
Pure 70's awesomeness!
i too, wish to dance the night away. owwwwwwwwwwww
Is that a tucked in jacket?? Or just a really shiny fucking shirt??
"Disco is NOT dead"
just laying face down in a gutter with a coke mustache and an ABBA 8-track
We've all been there at some point
last time i heard an 8-track it was in a Rolls-Royce
I had an 8-track in my New Yorker, it actually made quite a good sound with a Deep Purple cartridge wedged in it.
Deep Purple ? now you're showing your age ... i was more a Madness fan but doubt you could get them on 8-track
I like Madness too, but Purple seemed more in keeping with the car with it being big, noisy and heavy.
Always preferred The Specials myself
Too much, too young!
This town
Is coming like a ghost town
naked woman naked man
where did you get that nice suntan?
What i like most about you
Is your girlfriend, it's true
^monkey man
"He should be daaancin, yeah..."
That guy could not be cooler if he tried.
...daaaaad?!?