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Comments to Count with me

  • Rem
    Rem 2007-09-14T04:07:21Z says:

    Does anyone really count the thumb anyway?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-09-14T04:08:05Z says:

      Only when up a girls bum

    • DaMasterBates
      DaMasterBates 2007-09-14T05:39:46Z says:

      w/o the thumb .... it just aint' fistin'

    • 2P1S
      2P1S 2007-09-14T15:08:32Z says:

      That's a hand? Shit I thought it was a foot at first.

    • PieIsGood
      PieIsGood 2008-01-02T05:02:24Z says:

      I also thought it was a foot!

  • Gottlos
    Gottlos 2007-09-14T04:07:59Z says:

    I hope he's left-handed.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-09-14T04:40:59Z says:

      Soooo Im thinking some kind of factory machinery was involved...

    • KMSOLDIER
      KMSOLDIER 2007-09-14T05:27:51Z says:

      maybe shooting? the shit looks yummy

    • KMSOLDIER
      KMSOLDIER 2007-09-14T05:31:41Z says:

      one time driving home with my brother we stopped at a gas station and it was a hot day. I openned the car door, you know wrist facing the ground and a collogne bottle fell out of the back, behind my seat and exploded. Freak accident really, anyway the glass that exploded upwards blew a hole into my wrist. I have a really nasty scar on my wrist from it now and i wish i took pictures of it that would be awesome to show with it open

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-09-14T06:05:49Z says:

      Seriously injured by High Karate aftershave... BS.

    • OPP
      OPP 2007-09-14T07:40:35Z says:

      Extreme hitch hiking.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-14T15:47:27Z says:

      bullshit, KM, we all now it was you cutting your wrists because people on mucho didn't understand you, and you felt suicidal.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-09-14T17:34:43Z says:

      Which is entirely false, of course. We do understand him. We just don't care.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-15T00:20:47Z says:

      I got a pencil through my hand when I was 10 or something. It wasn't so bad. Jesus was a pussy.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-15T17:05:23Z says:

      oh yeah!? well i got two pencils through both eyes when i was only like 3 years old or so and i can *still* see through walls!!

  • coupland
    coupland 2007-09-14T04:11:13Z says:

    poor Fonzie...

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-14T04:12:58Z says:

      EeeeehhhOH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2007-09-14T04:19:21Z says:

      Hit that jukebox one too many times...

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-09-14T04:43:20Z says:

      Potsie'll fix that right up.

    • bangbangboogie
      bangbangboogie 2007-09-14T05:17:03Z says:

      this happened when he tried to jump the shark tank.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-14T05:37:40Z says:

      I don't think it was a tank.

  • Schadenfreude
    Schadenfreude 2007-09-14T04:21:42Z says:

    Too much fapping?

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-09-14T04:35:52Z says:

      ^^ LMFAO YOUR RETARDED LOL!

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-09-14T04:46:59Z says:

      Do you smell that?

      Mmmmmmmm

      Irony

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2007-09-14T04:50:44Z says:

      Right after bacon, it's the best smell there is.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-09-14T04:57:30Z says:

      Agreed

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-09-14T10:05:55Z says:

      Nah, I list that right after the smell of a nice clean pussy.

  • recommended
    recommended 2007-09-14T04:22:58Z says:

    They all look like zombie hands.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-14T15:58:09Z says:

      how many hands do you see?

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2007-09-14T04:23:02Z says:

    This the kid from the meat grinder?

  • Kris2321
    Kris2321 2007-09-14T04:23:18Z says:

    GAWD LAWD!!! What the hell happened to his HAND!?

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-09-14T04:25:05Z says:

    It must have been years since the last time he jacked off.

    • coupland
      coupland 2007-09-14T04:31:35Z says:

      what are you saying? that this is what happens when you're out of practice?

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-09-14T04:36:20Z says:

      ^^lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-14T05:38:38Z says:

      No, stored up jizz joke.

    • cutter
      cutter 2007-09-14T22:46:02Z says:

      I think bichofuckup is a stored up jizz joke...

  • supernova
    supernova 2007-09-14T04:30:23Z says:

    I did that to my left hand when I was about 4yrs old, mmmm surgery.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-14T04:38:56Z says:

      well, not quite that bad...

  • redsun0032
    redsun0032 2007-09-14T04:35:12Z says:

    1...2...3...4...I DECLARE AH THUMB WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-09-14T04:36:49Z says:

      yeah i was about to say, looks like he had a thumbwar with the fly.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-09-14T10:06:23Z says:

      5...6...7...8...I use this hand to masturbate!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-14T15:59:23Z says:

      *GASP*

  • deepcow
    deepcow 2007-09-14T04:35:23Z says:

    That's what happens when you run with scissors!

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-09-14T04:39:13Z says:

    What color is the nurses nail polish?? Maroon or purple??

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2007-09-14T04:42:47Z says:

      *sigh* females...

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-09-14T04:43:23Z says:

      Iono but w/e it was, it's probably the main reason why his hand is sad.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-09-14T05:54:50Z says:

      Sayin "Iono" is like saying...

    • ramass
      ramass 2007-09-14T06:39:53Z says:

      translate "lono" red, we don't speak gay

    • coupland
      coupland 2007-09-14T07:09:27Z says:

      Iono = I dunno.

      Shit, apparently I speak gay.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-14T16:00:04Z says:

      saying iono is like saying hella.

  • bangbangboogie
    bangbangboogie 2007-09-14T04:45:10Z says:

    Remember this photo next 4th o' July.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-14T05:40:25Z says:

      Just wear gloves. No problem.

  • Godzilla
    Godzilla 2007-09-14T04:50:39Z says:

    That's gonna leave a scar.

  • redrum
    redrum 2007-09-14T06:16:47Z says:

    Shake it off.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-14T07:24:24Z says:

      Wooh, such originality! Hahahaaha. Thats's a good one. Woohoo. *Wipes away tear.

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2007-09-14T11:59:35Z says:

      sometimes you just have to say it hank, you dont know that, your too intelligent.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-14T13:55:35Z says:

      Thank You.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2007-09-14T13:55:13Z says:

    This little piggie went... WOAH!!

  • 2P1S
    2P1S 2007-09-14T15:09:40Z says:

    Soooo... I guess a handjob is off the cards?

  • SweatyPete
    SweatyPete 2007-09-14T17:32:40Z says:

    Well, give the man a hand!

  • Delilah
    Delilah 2007-09-14T19:02:57Z says:

    is the thumb needed for men to masturbate? i guess women are lucky they can just use a stump if that was what was left of their hand.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2007-09-14T19:27:32Z says:

      The thumb is an essential part. But luckily he still has his other hand.

    • Kris2321
      Kris2321 2007-09-14T23:38:55Z says:

      I tried using my left hand to masturbate once. It just not the same. :(

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-15T00:23:06Z says:

      I use my left because I can type better with my right.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2007-09-15T02:24:57Z says:

      I use my left because my right uses the mouse. I haven't used my right hand since I discovered free internet porn.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-15T17:12:07Z says:

      i'm essentially right(fap)handed, but i tend to switch to left while looking at the userpics.. :| *fapfapfap*

  • cutter
    cutter 2007-09-14T22:44:22Z says:

    This is why you never chew your nails while driving on bumpy roads...

    ...or why you never try fingerbangin'a broad with a rotting cooch...

  • Rollo_Tomasi
    Rollo_Tomasi 2007-09-15T10:14:51Z says:

    This is from a firecracker.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-15T17:13:12Z says:

      or something alike.. that mustve been one big firecracker..

DickNixonJr
posted September 14, 2007

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