one time driving home with my brother we stopped at a gas station and it was a hot day. I openned the car door, you know wrist facing the ground and a collogne bottle fell out of the back, behind my seat and exploded. Freak accident really, anyway the glass that exploded upwards blew a hole into my wrist. I have a really nasty scar on my wrist from it now and i wish i took pictures of it that would be awesome to show with it open
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Does anyone really count the thumb anyway?
Only when up a girls bum
w/o the thumb .... it just aint' fistin'
That's a hand? Shit I thought it was a foot at first.
I also thought it was a foot!
I hope he's left-handed.
Soooo Im thinking some kind of factory machinery was involved...
maybe shooting? the shit looks yummy
one time driving home with my brother we stopped at a gas station and it was a hot day. I openned the car door, you know wrist facing the ground and a collogne bottle fell out of the back, behind my seat and exploded. Freak accident really, anyway the glass that exploded upwards blew a hole into my wrist. I have a really nasty scar on my wrist from it now and i wish i took pictures of it that would be awesome to show with it open
Seriously injured by High Karate aftershave... BS.
Extreme hitch hiking.
bullshit, KM, we all now it was you cutting your wrists because people on mucho didn't understand you, and you felt suicidal.
Which is entirely false, of course. We do understand him. We just don't care.
I got a pencil through my hand when I was 10 or something. It wasn't so bad. Jesus was a pussy.
oh yeah!? well i got two pencils through both eyes when i was only like 3 years old or so and i can *still* see through walls!!
poor Fonzie...
EeeeehhhOH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Hit that jukebox one too many times...
Potsie'll fix that right up.
this happened when he tried to jump the shark tank.
I don't think it was a tank.
Too much fapping?
^^ LMFAO YOUR RETARDED LOL!
Do you smell that?
Mmmmmmmm
Irony
Right after bacon, it's the best smell there is.
Agreed
Nah, I list that right after the smell of a nice clean pussy.
They all look like zombie hands.
how many hands do you see?
This the kid from the meat grinder?
nope.
GAWD LAWD!!! What the hell happened to his HAND!?
It must have been years since the last time he jacked off.
what are you saying? that this is what happens when you're out of practice?
^^lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, stored up jizz joke.
I think bichofuckup is a stored up jizz joke...
I did that to my left hand when I was about 4yrs old, mmmm surgery.
well, not quite that bad...
1...2...3...4...I DECLARE AH THUMB WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah i was about to say, looks like he had a thumbwar with the fly.
5...6...7...8...I use this hand to masturbate!
*GASP*
That's what happens when you run with scissors!
What color is the nurses nail polish?? Maroon or purple??
*sigh* females...
Iono but w/e it was, it's probably the main reason why his hand is sad.
Sayin "Iono" is like saying...
translate "lono" red, we don't speak gay
Iono = I dunno.
Shit, apparently I speak gay.
saying iono is like saying hella.
Remember this photo next 4th o' July.
Just wear gloves. No problem.
That's gonna leave a scar.
Shake it off.
Wooh, such originality! Hahahaaha. Thats's a good one. Woohoo. *Wipes away tear.
sometimes you just have to say it hank, you dont know that, your too intelligent.
Thank You.
This little piggie went... WOAH!!
Soooo... I guess a handjob is off the cards?
Well, give the man a hand!
is the thumb needed for men to masturbate? i guess women are lucky they can just use a stump if that was what was left of their hand.
The thumb is an essential part. But luckily he still has his other hand.
I tried using my left hand to masturbate once. It just not the same. :(
I use my left because I can type better with my right.
I use my left because my right uses the mouse. I haven't used my right hand since I discovered free internet porn.
i'm essentially right(fap)handed, but i tend to switch to left while looking at the userpics.. :| *fapfapfap*
This is why you never chew your nails while driving on bumpy roads...
...or why you never try fingerbangin'a broad with a rotting cooch...
This is from a firecracker.
or something alike.. that mustve been one big firecracker..