No, not cute, but bangable, yes. If she washed all that horrible eye makeup off, and then let me choke her with those panties, and didn't say anything, she looks like she has a manly voice.
Fuck this "I'd hit it" shit being any measure of someone being WORTH hitting. Fuck, I'd hit smerf if I were horny enough, I doesn't mean a goddamned thing.
So if hitting a crackwhore in fishnets is what turns your crank, then go ahead. But this chick is nasty looking. If I did get a chance at her I'd be curious to find out how far I could take it before she said "stop." From the looks of her she can probably prolapse her anus like that other fucked-out slut from a couple of days ago.
Umeshu (梅酒, Umeshu? sometimes mistranslated as "plum wine") is a Japanese liqueur made from ume fruits (while still green), sugar and Shōchū (alcohol) or sake. It is made by steeping green ume in shōchū (燒酎, shōchū?). It has a sweet, sour taste, and an alcohol content of 10-15%. The taste and aroma of umeshu can appeal to even those people who normally dislike alcohol. Famous brands of umeshu include Choya and TaKaRa Shuzo
The summofatass wrestler of your girlfriend does give a shit hankjapfuckingnaski now eat her scat hank EAT IT!!!!EAT IT!!!! YOU FUCKEN SCAT EATING COCK SUCKER..HAAAAARGH!!!!
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scab-pickin tuna queen
Yeah, not cute.
She's a dirty, dirty girl.
Probably smells like an anchovies cunt.
Probably like Hoboken.
Cite your sources, Apathy.
Pure intuition. For all I know, she may smell like an outhouse on an asparagus farm.
well, i might receive a getting for this but i disagree.
i'd totally hit it.
ill fuck her
i'd hit it
She's not covered in shit, piss or puke, i'd hit it.
i'd hit it, but cute? not at all.
Marilyn Hilton
No, not cute, but bangable, yes. If she washed all that horrible eye makeup off, and then let me choke her with those panties, and didn't say anything, she looks like she has a manly voice.
Fuck this "I'd hit it" shit being any measure of someone being WORTH hitting. Fuck, I'd hit smerf if I were horny enough, I doesn't mean a goddamned thing.
So if hitting a crackwhore in fishnets is what turns your crank, then go ahead. But this chick is nasty looking. If I did get a chance at her I'd be curious to find out how far I could take it before she said "stop." From the looks of her she can probably prolapse her anus like that other fucked-out slut from a couple of days ago.
Fuck. >:(
Have a bad day, Balls? It's Friday man. Drink up. Forget your problems.
I mad Ume-shu again this year. It's so good.
what happened, balls? you can tell uncle Vic..
i'd hit it means, for me, that i would fuck it if it was just lying there in my bed, by i wouldnt do any trouble to try and hook up.
I'm just grumpy. And I have to work tomorrow. And it's my earliest start all week. And I also meant what I said.
*in a bar/club
And Ume-shu is sort of nasty.
Nooooooo, it's very good.
OMFG, this ume-shu is so gooood! Yuuuuum!!!!
ume shu?
Umeshu (梅酒, Umeshu? sometimes mistranslated as "plum wine") is a Japanese liqueur made from ume fruits (while still green), sugar and Shōchū (alcohol) or sake. It is made by steeping green ume in shōchū (燒酎, shōchū?). It has a sweet, sour taste, and an alcohol content of 10-15%. The taste and aroma of umeshu can appeal to even those people who normally dislike alcohol. Famous brands of umeshu include Choya and TaKaRa Shuzo
dont smash me guys I am just trying to be helpful
Try not to be such a know-it-all, Rimjob.
Anyways, I made ume-shu and am drinking it, not you. Ha ha.
*Pops open new bottle of Leffe Bruin*
Yay, the weekends here!
Nasty. I don't like those ume plums, no way no how. I like Shochu a lot though, especially the sweet potato stuff. Imochu?
Asphalt was sceptic at first, but after reading the percentage of alcohol, he became curious. Asphalt likes talking in third person now...
Just drink that shit on the rocks without any mix. Now THAT'S yummy!
Shochu is not yummy, at all.
Go to try those two.
hehe you drink leffe bruin?
Yup. What about it?
nothing really, just didn't expect them to have leffe over there in the.. uk?
Yuck
The word you utter every time you look at yourself in the mirror,you fucking waste of D.N.A. ...
She is more of a crackhead than anything.
And Supernova as #4 & 5 on the related section.
yea, she's pretty fucked up.
IMPOSTER!!! Captain Kirk would NEVER say the f-word.
I'm so disappointed.
He'd say it. He'd just use sentence fragments.
Why am I in the related? True, I do some of the same weird shit Ryoga does, but common......at least I don't brag about it
That's got to hurt, Nova.
kirk swears a lot especially when he gets into the space booze
It's called 'Romulan Ale' dammit.
ya thats it
*hic
Fuck.
oops.... F uhhh Caaahhh Kuuh.
Kirk might not cuss, but he'd definitely hit this skank.
I'd hit this bitch if she were green and had a grocery bag on her head.....I step up....fuckers.
Balls of Steel!!!!
Can't you read Ryoga? The sign says NO PHOTOGRAPHY!
i know, :)
Is this what she wore to meet your parents?
You know, I just asked myself a question I never thought I'd ask...
"What's in my flask?"
It is a concoction of nail polish remover, rubber cement, scotch, and lemon heads.
and tabasco.
I jizzed in it too.
I thought it was gypsy tears?
It's got a high content of Cheeky Urine.
Dick, it worries me that you know it smells like scotch.
I know many things. Like you have red hair and at least one birthmark in some obscure place.
and he's got huge feet which help him to riverdance in a fountain.
and he's got an ear right next to his asshole.... why not.
she looks liek paris hilton wtf?!?!
oh and shes cute i like the punk look but shes a bit too skinny...
yeah.. too skiny for my liking, but as i said above, i'd still tap it.
6 beers and id do her. Man.. i gotta find that video. Anybody ever hear of Brawlin Broads?
that a night stick hanging of her right leg?
it's a chair behind her, what are you depth perception challenged?
hahahahahah lol soah
she's so cracked out she forgot her clothes, and the rest of her eyebrows.
lol
Is that the herpes on her lip??
I saw that too.
Might be a piercing, but why take that chance?
who cares?? herpes, the gift that keeps on giving!
Who gives a shit?
agreed hank
i really don't.. i could pretend, though, if you'd like that ryoga?
The summofatass wrestler of your girlfriend does give a shit hankjapfuckingnaski now eat her scat hank EAT IT!!!!EAT IT!!!! YOU FUCKEN SCAT EATING COCK SUCKER..HAAAAARGH!!!!
Bitcho, how does DONKEY SHIT taste? Seriously, just tell me.
you suck dick bicho
I'd fuck her, I'd wear three condoms but i'd fuck her.
Sucks to be you then...
As cute as a strung-out whore with no future can be.
She looks like either a badly done mannequin or some little girl's Barbie Doll and the girl has no idea how much makeup to use.
It looks like an even more crack whored Paris Hilton.
i'm no expert, but i think i see track marks.
Where do they lead?
i don't even think she knows, much less me.
Call in Plantshit, he'll track it down.
Hot !!
gross...
Oh god I just tasted vomit. No wonder Cobain blew his brains out.