i haven't had a slider in .... wow probably 3 years or more... reminds me that i have to go to detroit for whitecastle or new orleans for some crystal burgers ;P
damn Yak.... do you ever leave bourbon.... lol every time you type something about New Orleans, it can always be found on Bourbon...
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side note: im moving back on the 9th..... FUCK KATRIIIINNNNAAAAAA
question yak:
when your walking down Bourbon, is there a certain point where you refuse to go any further, and you turn around and head back towards Canal St?
whats that one really really old bar named?
thats my cutoff point, not only cuz is there nothing past it, but by then i'm pretty tired and just want to go back to the safety of hurricanes and hand grenades
usually people that come down to visit always tell me their turn around point (mine too) is Oz's... you know you've reached Oz's when you get to the bar where the men are dancing outside in their tighty whities, from there on is nothing but gay bars and rainbow flags (makes a great place to take sick pics for Mucho)
Bourbon is also a great place to get T-shirts
what?... you've never been to the place where you can get drunk a million times in a single weekend, scarf down cheap pizza and Lucky Dogs till you puke in the street and not get arrested, see boobies in exchange for plastic necklaces, go to a strip club and see beautiful and ugly women on the same stage, take a fat white girl you've known for five minutes to your hotel room, go to a gift shop that sells porn and plastic vaginas, buy a t-shirt that says "FEMA: Fuck Every Man Alive", take a shit in a disgusting restroom, gamble your life away at Harrah's, buy Jack Daniels at a gas station, and when it's all said and done, go to starbucks.... i dont mean to brag, but it's possibly the greatest city on earth
Comments to cow porn
just like in real porn... its *OBVIOUSLY* just a midget cow ;//
Is that where those sliders come from?
lol... sliders ;/
i haven't had a slider in .... wow probably 3 years or more... reminds me that i have to go to detroit for whitecastle or new orleans for some crystal burgers ;P
Krystal burgers make me gassy
damn Yak.... do you ever leave bourbon.... lol every time you type something about New Orleans, it can always be found on Bourbon...
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side note: im moving back on the 9th..... FUCK KATRIIIINNNNAAAAAA
well.... i'd rather party in an area that isn't completely destroyed :(
question yak:
when your walking down Bourbon, is there a certain point where you refuse to go any further, and you turn around and head back towards Canal St?
whats that one really really old bar named?
thats my cutoff point, not only cuz is there nothing past it, but by then i'm pretty tired and just want to go back to the safety of hurricanes and hand grenades
Hand Grenades fuck you up..gotta love em!
usually people that come down to visit always tell me their turn around point (mine too) is Oz's... you know you've reached Oz's when you get to the bar where the men are dancing outside in their tighty whities, from there on is nothing but gay bars and rainbow flags (makes a great place to take sick pics for Mucho)
Bourbon is also a great place to get T-shirts
oh, and bad news... hurricanes jumped up 2 bucks
but hand grenades are still the same
I've never been to New Orleans and I've never had a slider.
what?... you've never been to the place where you can get drunk a million times in a single weekend, scarf down cheap pizza and Lucky Dogs till you puke in the street and not get arrested, see boobies in exchange for plastic necklaces, go to a strip club and see beautiful and ugly women on the same stage, take a fat white girl you've known for five minutes to your hotel room, go to a gift shop that sells porn and plastic vaginas, buy a t-shirt that says "FEMA: Fuck Every Man Alive", take a shit in a disgusting restroom, gamble your life away at Harrah's, buy Jack Daniels at a gas station, and when it's all said and done, go to starbucks.... i dont mean to brag, but it's possibly the greatest city on earth
Sounds good, except for the fat white women.
you'll be drunk... so they'll look like super-models
Not for BigBadBlackTytrone.
No amount of alcohol will ever make me see a fat bitch like a supermodel, let alone a cum dump. I'd rather use an old sock.
i dont mind chubbies...
they always have snacks after sex
Where's the beef?
In the beefs ass.
Not in that hat...
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your making it hard not to
She loves big cocks ;)
Damn, for such a big ass animal, that thing sure does have a skinny ass dick.
wow... soo many steaks so little time.
Steak and eggs, roast beef sandwich, prime rib. Three meals, one animal.
well... i am no great expert when it comes to livestock... but i believe you need a second animal, in order to have eggs with your steak.
"meat as meat"... havent you been listening?
Juat eat the little sperm eggs out of that cows vag.
BraveSamuel is funny.
success!
i think hank ment "gay" funny, not "haha" funny....
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success!
ha ha you don't get to nail my sister now big black... and i renege my fist pound from earlier.. i'm glad it failed.....
no taksies backsies....
ha ha were you indian you'd know that is simply not true... the white man has many ways to screw over minorities.. taksies backsies is one of them
well since white and i'm black and not indian...
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*pulls out .45 and points at bravesamuel
"GIMME YO SISTA BITCH!!!"
fuuuucck... that's murder...
no shit man... fucking in that position would be really hard on your.... CALVES
Bang! COUNT IT!
i hate you so much.....
Oh tyrone, you're such a kidder! : ) ha ha
or are you miffed cause the white bull is destroying the black cow?
he can have that hoodrat, i heard she had madcow any way, i hope he's wearin a rubber...
yes... she's utterly heinous.
haha..... die!!! white oppressing bull
always holding the black angus down... fucking racist
hey! me and this bull both vote democrat! ha ha and i make a point to see every denzel movie that comes out.
so.. you know... *attempts to fist pound*.... i'm "with it"
*fist pound fails*
watch a couple of Tyler Perry movies and i'll consider letting you be down with the cause..
Makin Ribeyes.
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