vague, but i'll role with it. is it because the cum or my gf's chlamydia dries crusty on the end of the dick and then the pee comes and shoots out in odd directional sprays like a pinky finger over a garden house and it sprays into my girlfriends tampon box and onto the shower door but then the cum plug uncorks itself and flys out and the pee stream equalizes and you pee into the toilet? or are you just a fag who has sex in truck stop bathrooms where they have urinals?
tiredguy i seem to remember jim carrey in a truck stop about to get fucked by seabass, in the stall in dumb and dumber. good call. but why did you only remember THAT scene..?
Did your juggalo club have a meeting in the tree-fort this week? Was your den-mother there to put on that cute clown makeup for you and your guy clown friends?
ushutfacenow, like i said on onslaught's photoshoped picture. do you have nothing better to do with your time then insult others? honestly, you need to get a life outside muchosucko. grow up, and act your age, unless your, say, 14, which it really sounds like you are. if you are 14, then get off of muchosucko and come back when you grow up and start acting mature.
I have plenty of life, dumbass, most likely more than you'll ever know. And what's wrong with liking Mucho? Lighten up, buddy- cracking jokes is fun. What site do you think you're on?
In Japan, sometimes the public restrooms don't have doors on them. So, you're taking a whiz in say a dept. store bathroom and people might walk by, ot an old cleaning lady might come in while you are pissing. It's a bit unsettling, but still not as bad as trying to start your piss when some dude is standing next to you trying to start his piss. Public urinals are not cool.
Comments to Cozy Pee Pee
Maybe it's for those guys who split open the end of their pee-pee.
that comment actually made me laugh, nice call
thought of the same thing, damn mucho is educative.
uhh is educatory noob
Duh. It's edu-rific!
the other one is for puking while taking a piss i guess...a little low but it should work
That looks fun I wanna do that
I wanna see you do that! Go do it, then post the video... this your new life purpose, now go!
Starrsky, you have to be the most stupid person on Mucho. You are a dumb cunt.
Pretty much.
now that is just rude <:(
Shut your hole.
Plantshit! Congratulations!
eh?
I see no planty...
me neither.
thank god, i get a whole stall to myself.
you know, we dont crap in those things too. we have those little stalls in mens rooms also
What!? that's what the stalls are for?..Wow this is embarrassing
"some trickster dropped a dook in the wrong toilet, mmkay?"
you shouldn't be taking a dump in a public restroom.
Isn't that what they are there for?
Those seats are crawling with all kinds of unholy stds.
Yes, satanists commanded the stds upon us in public restrooms.
Unholy or not, if you've gotta go...
..do it on the floor.
i'd aim into both.
I'd go back and forth between the two.
id say middle is a sure bet
You are dumb.
id rather just pee in the sink...
...again
black people..
Shut up.
Emos..
This urinal would be usefull right after sex, some of you might not get this joke.
because most of us have actually had sex.
vague, but i'll role with it. is it because the cum or my gf's chlamydia dries crusty on the end of the dick and then the pee comes and shoots out in odd directional sprays like a pinky finger over a garden house and it sprays into my girlfriends tampon box and onto the shower door but then the cum plug uncorks itself and flys out and the pee stream equalizes and you pee into the toilet? or are you just a fag who has sex in truck stop bathrooms where they have urinals?
As seen in the Jim Carrey movie "Me Myself and Irene". That's the only part of the film I remember...
tiredguy i seem to remember jim carrey in a truck stop about to get fucked by seabass, in the stall in dumb and dumber. good call. but why did you only remember THAT scene..?
this is just whack... but hey, its muchosucko.com, what else should i expect...
Yeah, it requires you to think of a semi-intelligent and/or humorous comment- that's probably a stretch for you.
Did your juggalo club have a meeting in the tree-fort this week? Was your den-mother there to put on that cute clown makeup for you and your guy clown friends?
i think he doesn't even know himself why he's actually here
ushutfacenow, like i said on onslaught's photoshoped picture. do you have nothing better to do with your time then insult others? honestly, you need to get a life outside muchosucko. grow up, and act your age, unless your, say, 14, which it really sounds like you are. if you are 14, then get off of muchosucko and come back when you grow up and start acting mature.
and don, i really dont know what im doing here other then just wasting time when theres nothing better to do.
I have plenty of life, dumbass, most likely more than you'll ever know. And what's wrong with liking Mucho? Lighten up, buddy- cracking jokes is fun. What site do you think you're on?
..."grow up and start acting mature", that's hilarious, Mr. Cleaver. Juggalo, you're a dick-weevil, oh sorry, that might have been 'immature'.
he's not fit for mucho.. that's for sure.
you all need to go to the psychiatric ward of your local hospital. and stay there for the good of human kind.
this is so you can safely turn away from any incoming wangs from either your right or left and still hit a urinal ;/
goddamnit I hate public urinals. unless i'm drunk.
In Japan, sometimes the public restrooms don't have doors on them. So, you're taking a whiz in say a dept. store bathroom and people might walk by, ot an old cleaning lady might come in while you are pissing. It's a bit unsettling, but still not as bad as trying to start your piss when some dude is standing next to you trying to start his piss. Public urinals are not cool.
But, then again, if it's night or you are an old guy it's perfectly acceptable to pee outside. Any wall will do.
cool
now, if the bathroom was crowded..
You'd just open your mouth.
..and call your mother for backup.