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Crackhead vs Invisible Man

A homeless person dukes it out with his imaginary friend. In detroit I once saw a guy in the middle of the freeway arguing with his girlfriend for cheating on him.. except she wasn't actually there.

Crackhead vs Invisible Man

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Comments to Crackhead vs Invisible Man

  • supernova
    supernova 2007-05-03T04:08:42Z says:

    This happens almost every day at my house. Cocaine is a hell of a drug man.

    • revolssa
      revolssa 2007-05-03T08:09:02Z says:

      by the look of his cart, he probably sniffed glued or paint thinner

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-03T11:23:34Z says:

      Stop doing cocaine, Supernova. Or maybe it's just your roommates.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-05-03T13:17:47Z says:

      only a pussy would halusinate from taking coke... no offence

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-03T15:47:50Z says:

      elchris if some guys do enough in the right situation. it happens man.

    • $nake
      $nake 2007-05-03T15:50:32Z says:

      trust me. If you are doing cocaine the situation is never right.

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-03T15:53:31Z says:

      agreed. never seems to be a happy ending with that shit

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-03T16:02:00Z says:

      what do you mean? every day ends happy.. unless i'm out of coke :S

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-03T16:32:26Z says:

      there is no end to a coke day. unless the coke is gone and then a lot of people experience something pretty close to clinical depression

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-05-03T23:08:55Z says:

      Mommy, what's "halusinate"?

  • heldunder
    heldunder 2007-05-03T04:12:13Z says:

    > it woulda been more fun if he was hitting "things" and not imagineary people lol

  • dik
    dik 2007-05-03T04:36:20Z says:

    first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club

    • T-nigZ
      T-nigZ 2007-05-03T05:12:03Z says:

      lol!

    • Kwazimoto
      Kwazimoto 2007-05-03T05:42:02Z says:

      Why did you mention it then?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-03T11:23:59Z says:

      What's the second rule?

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-05-03T13:37:07Z says:

      Silence while plantshit fights the bear.

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-05-03T14:46:14Z says:

      Fight what?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-03T14:51:16Z says:

      would've been better if Tyler said it, dik ;)

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-03T14:53:20Z says:

      oh you know tyler durden??

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-03T14:54:21Z says:

      i go tuesdays and thursdays

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-03T15:01:17Z says:

      Tyler said that you'd say that, dik

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-03T15:03:38Z says:

      hahahahahaha hilarious..

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-03T15:04:03Z says:

      ok you cry now.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-03T15:09:26Z says:

      haha, gaylords.

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-03T15:55:33Z says:

      u said u'd say that hank

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-04T10:29:43Z says:

      actually, that was me whispering in your ear..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-04T10:35:47Z says:

      Whispering sweet nothings in my ear, Victorious? I think I'm getting a stiffy.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-04T16:38:46Z says:

      i feel used..

  • Ralph27972
    Ralph27972 2007-05-03T04:39:08Z says:

    ahh, this reminds me of a cracked out couple that I saw fighting a swarm of invisible bees... the chick kept refilling a water jug so her guy could dowse the bees, in between hitting them with a hammer and trash can lid of course... it was just so great cause they were both "seeing" the bees

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-03T14:54:22Z says:

      maybe you're the only one that didn't saw 'em, ever thought about that?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-03T14:54:28Z says:

      *see

    • Ralph27972
      Ralph27972 2007-05-03T22:22:13Z says:

      I did, though at the time i was on a fire crew with about 19 other people that also didn't see them

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-05-03T05:09:56Z says:

    if you look closer you'll notice that he's fighting midget ninjas

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-05-03T05:47:12Z says:

      Quick little devils, aren't they?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-03T11:10:45Z says:

      Also totally invisible. The cunning bastards.

  • Masiro71
    Masiro71 2007-05-03T05:12:53Z says:

    lol! That side-kick (00:06) was fucking hilarious!!!!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-03T11:24:51Z says:

      Yeah, the technique was a little lacking.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-03T14:55:33Z says:

      looks a bit like me after watching a jackie chan movie..

  • CheechWizard
    CheechWizard 2007-05-03T06:06:54Z says:

    The dude walks exactly like Sasquatch. and I am not even a racist, thats whats so insane about his.

    • CaptainTrips
      CaptainTrips 2007-05-04T03:06:46Z says:

      lol kramer is the shizz

  • fabreeze805
    fabreeze805 2007-05-03T06:09:21Z says:

    so who won?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-03T14:56:33Z says:

      well, since the fucker left the guy's shopping cart alone, it seems the crackhead won..

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2007-05-04T13:33:27Z says:

      i think the crackhead won on points

  • SBD
    SBD 2007-05-03T08:03:34Z says:

    he's upset that his friend ricky got shot while scratching off a lottery ticket that he bought while at the store buying cornmeal.

  • horeunge
    horeunge 2007-05-03T08:55:21Z says:

    What? Maybe he was on his hands-free?

  • CongressmanDildo
    CongressmanDildo 2007-05-03T11:17:57Z says:

    is that billy blanks? i think hes a little hard up for cash these days.

  • Catch-22
    Catch-22 2007-05-03T12:16:07Z says:

    well, his opponent is at least as real as the average muchsucko-users girlfriend. Booyah!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-03T12:24:52Z says:

      Wow. You are heller funny.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-03T14:57:57Z says:

      yeah, i, like, totally laughed my ass off yo!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-03T15:14:18Z says:

      No, it's more like, "He was a really funny guy, had all the best jokes." "Nobody laughed when he was around." It's from the book, Catch-22. Jeez, just read the book first.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-03T15:15:21Z says:

      Joseph Heller.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-03T16:07:24Z says:

      eh.. how come you think i can read..?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-05-04T00:51:03Z says:

      Don't tell us to read.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-04T03:38:50Z says:

      Read.

  • Tyler_Durden
    Tyler_Durden 2007-05-03T14:47:00Z says:

    Who says he's on crack? I see niggers do this all of the time

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-03T14:55:42Z says:

      Your mama is a nigger.

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-05-03T16:16:23Z says:

      hmmmmmmmm......never thought of that

  • peener
    peener 2007-05-03T18:17:25Z says:

    There's a homeless black guy that cleans up the parking lot at work and he occasionally does stuff like this... he's an alright guy.. hard worker. he pulled out a tree stump with his bare hands and he's like 50 years old. I think black people are just more expressive than others. Could be the crack too... dunno..

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2007-05-03T20:48:33Z says:

    I was attacked by a crack addict at work in the breakroom for no reason once. I called the police and it took the cop and two big coworkers to subdue that guy.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-04T10:31:03Z says:

      did he scratch you?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-04T10:36:44Z says:

      Next on Random Crimes, Crack Attacks.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-05-04T16:39:30Z says:

      did you wash your hands afterwards?

  • NeoNitride
    NeoNitride 2007-05-04T16:53:57Z says:

    While visiting San Francisco for a trade show I was in a McDonalds (cheap food, expensive trip) and some drug addict chick came and was bumming coins off ppl to buy a hamburger. She got it and while eating kept laughing and mumbling randomly. What a country! All of San Fran smells like piss and vomit, btw.

  • SwineAvionics
    SwineAvionics 2007-05-04T17:49:53Z says:

    with a little elbow grease, he could be the best bumfights contender pound-for-pound.

yak
posted May 03, 2007
by yak