Crackhead vs Invisible ManA homeless person dukes it out with his imaginary friend. In detroit I once saw a guy in the middle of the freeway arguing with his girlfriend for cheating on him.. except she wasn't actually there. |
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Comments to Crackhead vs Invisible Man
This happens almost every day at my house. Cocaine is a hell of a drug man.
by the look of his cart, he probably sniffed glued or paint thinner
Stop doing cocaine, Supernova. Or maybe it's just your roommates.
only a pussy would halusinate from taking coke... no offence
elchris if some guys do enough in the right situation. it happens man.
trust me. If you are doing cocaine the situation is never right.
agreed. never seems to be a happy ending with that shit
what do you mean? every day ends happy.. unless i'm out of coke :S
there is no end to a coke day. unless the coke is gone and then a lot of people experience something pretty close to clinical depression
Mommy, what's "halusinate"?
> it woulda been more fun if he was hitting "things" and not imagineary people lol
first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club
lol!
Why did you mention it then?
What's the second rule?
Silence while plantshit fights the bear.
Fight what?
would've been better if Tyler said it, dik ;)
oh you know tyler durden??
i go tuesdays and thursdays
Tyler said that you'd say that, dik
hahahahahaha hilarious..
ok you cry now.
haha, gaylords.
u said u'd say that hank
actually, that was me whispering in your ear..
Whispering sweet nothings in my ear, Victorious? I think I'm getting a stiffy.
i feel used..
ahh, this reminds me of a cracked out couple that I saw fighting a swarm of invisible bees... the chick kept refilling a water jug so her guy could dowse the bees, in between hitting them with a hammer and trash can lid of course... it was just so great cause they were both "seeing" the bees
maybe you're the only one that didn't saw 'em, ever thought about that?
*see
I did, though at the time i was on a fire crew with about 19 other people that also didn't see them
if you look closer you'll notice that he's fighting midget ninjas
Quick little devils, aren't they?
Also totally invisible. The cunning bastards.
lol! That side-kick (00:06) was fucking hilarious!!!!
Yeah, the technique was a little lacking.
looks a bit like me after watching a jackie chan movie..
The dude walks exactly like Sasquatch. and I am not even a racist, thats whats so insane about his.
lol kramer is the shizz
so who won?
well, since the fucker left the guy's shopping cart alone, it seems the crackhead won..
i think the crackhead won on points
he's upset that his friend ricky got shot while scratching off a lottery ticket that he bought while at the store buying cornmeal.
What? Maybe he was on his hands-free?
is that billy blanks? i think hes a little hard up for cash these days.
no more ti bo for you!
well, his opponent is at least as real as the average muchsucko-users girlfriend. Booyah!
Wow. You are heller funny.
yeah, i, like, totally laughed my ass off yo!
No, it's more like, "He was a really funny guy, had all the best jokes." "Nobody laughed when he was around." It's from the book, Catch-22. Jeez, just read the book first.
Joseph Heller.
eh.. how come you think i can read..?
Don't tell us to read.
Read.
Who says he's on crack? I see niggers do this all of the time
Your mama is a nigger.
hmmmmmmmm......never thought of that
There's a homeless black guy that cleans up the parking lot at work and he occasionally does stuff like this... he's an alright guy.. hard worker. he pulled out a tree stump with his bare hands and he's like 50 years old. I think black people are just more expressive than others. Could be the crack too... dunno..
I was attacked by a crack addict at work in the breakroom for no reason once. I called the police and it took the cop and two big coworkers to subdue that guy.
did he scratch you?
Next on Random Crimes, Crack Attacks.
did you wash your hands afterwards?
While visiting San Francisco for a trade show I was in a McDonalds (cheap food, expensive trip) and some drug addict chick came and was bumming coins off ppl to buy a hamburger. She got it and while eating kept laughing and mumbling randomly. What a country! All of San Fran smells like piss and vomit, btw.
with a little elbow grease, he could be the best bumfights contender pound-for-pound.