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Crackhead vs Invisible Man

A homeless person dukes it out with his imaginary friend. In detroit I once saw a guy in the middle of the freeway arguing with his girlfriend for cheating on him.. except she wasn't actually there.

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Comments to Crackhead vs Invisible Man

  • Texas
    supernova says:

    This happens almost every day at my house. Cocaine is a hell of a drug man.

    2007-05-03T04:08:42Z
    • Kristy-swanson-1440x900-24397
      revolssa says:

      by the look of his cart, he probably sniffed glued or paint thinner

      2007-05-03T08:09:02Z
    • Bukowski1

      Stop doing cocaine, Supernova. Or maybe it's just your roommates.

      2007-05-03T11:23:34Z
    • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
      elchris says:

      only a pussy would halusinate from taking coke... no offence

      2007-05-03T13:17:47Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      elchris if some guys do enough in the right situation. it happens man.

      2007-05-03T15:47:50Z
    • 16x16
      $nake says:

      trust me. If you are doing cocaine the situation is never right.

      2007-05-03T15:50:32Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      agreed. never seems to be a happy ending with that shit

      2007-05-03T15:53:31Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      what do you mean? every day ends happy.. unless i'm out of coke :S

      2007-05-03T16:02:00Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      there is no end to a coke day. unless the coke is gone and then a lot of people experience something pretty close to clinical depression

      2007-05-03T16:32:26Z
    • Newclaude

      Mommy, what's "halusinate"?

      2007-05-03T23:08:55Z
  • 48x48
    heldunder says:

    > it woulda been more fun if he was hitting "things" and not imagineary people lol

    2007-05-03T04:12:13Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club

    2007-05-03T04:36:20Z
    • Dsf
      T-nigZ says:

      lol!

      2007-05-03T05:12:03Z
    • Kitty_j
      Kwazimoto says:

      Why did you mention it then?

      2007-05-03T05:42:02Z
    • Bukowski1

      What's the second rule?

      2007-05-03T11:23:59Z
    • 16x16

      Silence while plantshit fights the bear.

      2007-05-03T13:37:07Z
    • Fight_club75x75

      Fight what?

      2007-05-03T14:46:14Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      would've been better if Tyler said it, dik ;)

      2007-05-03T14:51:16Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      oh you know tyler durden??

      2007-05-03T14:53:20Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i go tuesdays and thursdays

      2007-05-03T14:54:21Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      Tyler said that you'd say that, dik

      2007-05-03T15:01:17Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      hahahahahaha hilarious..

      2007-05-03T15:03:38Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      ok you cry now.

      2007-05-03T15:04:03Z
    • Bukowski1

      haha, gaylords.

      2007-05-03T15:09:26Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      u said u'd say that hank

      2007-05-03T15:55:33Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      actually, that was me whispering in your ear..

      2007-05-04T10:29:43Z
    • Bukowski1

      Whispering sweet nothings in my ear, Victorious? I think I'm getting a stiffy.

      2007-05-04T10:35:47Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      i feel used..

      2007-05-04T16:38:46Z
  • 48x48
    Ralph27972 says:

    ahh, this reminds me of a cracked out couple that I saw fighting a swarm of invisible bees... the chick kept refilling a water jug so her guy could dowse the bees, in between hitting them with a hammer and trash can lid of course... it was just so great cause they were both "seeing" the bees

    2007-05-03T04:39:08Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      maybe you're the only one that didn't saw 'em, ever thought about that?

      2007-05-03T14:54:22Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      *see

      2007-05-03T14:54:28Z
    • 16x16
      Ralph27972 says:

      I did, though at the time i was on a fire crew with about 19 other people that also didn't see them

      2007-05-03T22:22:13Z
  • Php8yti5o_c2am_2_
    shawn2007 says:

    if you look closer you'll notice that he's fighting midget ninjas

    2007-05-03T05:09:56Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Quick little devils, aren't they?

      2007-05-03T05:47:12Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Also totally invisible. The cunning bastards.

      2007-05-03T11:10:45Z
  • 48x48
    Masiro71 says:

    lol! That side-kick (00:06) was fucking hilarious!!!!

    2007-05-03T05:12:53Z
    • Bukowski1

      Yeah, the technique was a little lacking.

      2007-05-03T11:24:51Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      looks a bit like me after watching a jackie chan movie..

      2007-05-03T14:55:33Z
  • Cheech3

    The dude walks exactly like Sasquatch. and I am not even a racist, thats whats so insane about his.

    2007-05-03T06:06:54Z
    • 16x16

      lol kramer is the shizz

      2007-05-04T03:06:46Z
  • Iconator_15681aa803ea6d2cd87d1db805b12975

    so who won?

    2007-05-03T06:09:21Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      well, since the fucker left the guy's shopping cart alone, it seems the crackhead won..

      2007-05-03T14:56:33Z
    • Family_guy
      rimjoy says:

      i think the crackhead won on points

      2007-05-04T13:33:27Z
  • Fuck_you
    SBD says:

    he's upset that his friend ricky got shot while scratching off a lottery ticket that he bought while at the store buying cornmeal.

    2007-05-03T08:03:34Z
  • 48x48
    horeunge says:

    What? Maybe he was on his hands-free?

    2007-05-03T08:55:21Z
  • 48x48

    is that billy blanks? i think hes a little hard up for cash these days.

    2007-05-03T11:17:57Z
  • Avatar
    Catch-22 says:

    well, his opponent is at least as real as the average muchsucko-users girlfriend. Booyah!

    2007-05-03T12:16:07Z
    • Bukowski1

      Wow. You are heller funny.

      2007-05-03T12:24:52Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      yeah, i, like, totally laughed my ass off yo!

      2007-05-03T14:57:57Z
    • Bukowski1

      No, it's more like, "He was a really funny guy, had all the best jokes." "Nobody laughed when he was around." It's from the book, Catch-22. Jeez, just read the book first.

      2007-05-03T15:14:18Z
    • Bukowski1

      Joseph Heller.

      2007-05-03T15:15:21Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      eh.. how come you think i can read..?

      2007-05-03T16:07:24Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Don't tell us to read.

      2007-05-04T00:51:03Z
    • Bukowski1

      Read.

      2007-05-04T03:38:50Z
  • Fight_club75x75

    Who says he's on crack? I see niggers do this all of the time

    2007-05-03T14:47:00Z
    • Bukowski1

      Your mama is a nigger.

      2007-05-03T14:55:42Z
    • Fight_club75x75

      hmmmmmmmm......never thought of that

      2007-05-03T16:16:23Z
  • Untitled-2
    peener says:

    There's a homeless black guy that cleans up the parking lot at work and he occasionally does stuff like this... he's an alright guy.. hard worker. he pulled out a tree stump with his bare hands and he's like 50 years old. I think black people are just more expressive than others. Could be the crack too... dunno..

    2007-05-03T18:17:25Z
  • 1111f6130zzzzzzzzz8aifc5c65b9e82a100b
    cainkane1 says:

    I was attacked by a crack addict at work in the breakroom for no reason once. I called the police and it took the cop and two big coworkers to subdue that guy.

    2007-05-03T20:48:33Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      did he scratch you?

      2007-05-04T10:31:03Z
    • Bukowski1

      Next on Random Crimes, Crack Attacks.

      2007-05-04T10:36:44Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      did you wash your hands afterwards?

      2007-05-04T16:39:30Z
  • 48x48
    NeoNitride says:

    While visiting San Francisco for a trade show I was in a McDonalds (cheap food, expensive trip) and some drug addict chick came and was bumming coins off ppl to buy a hamburger. She got it and while eating kept laughing and mumbling randomly. What a country! All of San Fran smells like piss and vomit, btw.

    2007-05-04T16:53:57Z
  • 48x48

    with a little elbow grease, he could be the best bumfights contender pound-for-pound.

    2007-05-04T17:49:53Z
Yak
posted May 03, 2007
by yak

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