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on the hedgehog pic board, i mentioned and was asked to post this picture of me this past Halloween. I\'m wearing a sweet rented corset, have a nipple sticking out, and, like I said, am real drunk and look like I got hit by the crackmobile. Let the hilarity begin.

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Comments to Crackmobile

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2006-11-27T00:42:34Z says:

    Id let you count the change in my pocket!

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2006-11-27T00:42:50Z says:

    eh?

  • Zeebra
    Zeebra 2006-11-27T01:27:56Z says:

    @Oranjeboom: <br>
    HAHAHA! Funny shit! <br>
    @SuperMilkChan: <br>
    If that´s you, you look good. Even when you´ve been hit by the crackmobile. <br>
    One thing bothers me though, you kinda look like Paula Abdul (or whatever her name is) and she´s kinda annoying ^^ <br>
    So as our great Mr. Washington once said: <br>
    I´d let you ride my stick anyday!!!
    </br>

  • coupland
    coupland 2006-11-27T01:43:31Z says:

    I had about a zillion brilliant insults all lined up, but then I knocked one out onto my keyboard and now I'm drawing a complete blank.

  • Archman
    Archman 2006-11-27T01:49:33Z says:

    Talk about lift and support, they need to bring back corsets. They beat the hell out of IPEX. I'd hit you for sure your damn fine. And remind Bob, that he is supposed to bring the crackmobile by thurday at 7:30, asshole is always late.

  • CruelHM
    CruelHM 2006-11-27T02:46:06Z says:

    Wow...you guys are easily sold huh? Really fell in love with the semi-exposed nipple there didn't you?

    I have an observation though...isn't the right side of this young lady's face burnt/birthmarked/scarred/deformed...or maybe it's just a weird optical illusion? I just don't know. Maybe I'm the only one seeing it. I think I do see braces of some kind though.

    Still...might be worth a quick session after she pops out of the old corset there. But I'm married anyway...and such thoughts are not allowed. Maybe she could just suck me off - that's not sex...Bill Clinton said so.

  • subliminalvommit
    subliminalvommit 2006-11-27T03:04:19Z says:

    Wow! Nice corset.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2006-11-27T03:12:56Z says:

    I will admit she looks good even in this pic, even if she is messed up...

  • Archman
    Archman 2006-11-27T03:21:06Z says:

    Yeah, she does look good, and I think you should posted another pic to disporve that burn/birthmarked/scarred/deformed comment. In order to do that I think your shirt has to be off. Other wise, we'll know it is fake.

  • evilwraithe1
    evilwraithe1 2006-11-27T03:46:35Z says:

    ....huh... I seem to remember you posted a pic of yourself before. this does not look like the same person.......Archive check.....

  • mabel
    mabel 2006-11-27T03:55:06Z says:

    damn. of all the girls who have posted their pics on here, you are the hottest. but thats not really saying much.

  • Philasour
    Philasour 2006-11-27T03:59:10Z says:

    I like girls.

  • fabreeze805
    fabreeze805 2006-11-27T04:00:32Z says:

    could you just finish the job and pop the rest of the titty out?

  • DayoftheDante
    DayoftheDante 2006-11-27T04:29:50Z says:

    I was prepared for the worst looking at the thumbnail, but this didn't turn out painful at all.

  • SuperMilkChan
    SuperMilkChan 2006-11-27T05:25:13Z says:

    haha thanks for not being too harsh so far, guys. CruelHM, what the fuck are you talking about? evilwraithe1, what do you mean? I mean I look plenty desheveled and my hair's a little bit different now, in THAT way I'm different.

  • JahBless
    JahBless 2006-11-27T05:32:42Z says:

    That aint her man we want some proof! write muchosucko.com on a paper and take a picture of u holding it!

  • SadClownBadDub55
    SadClownBadDub55 2006-11-27T05:46:54Z says:

    i prefer soy milk. ...chan. oh and bigger IS better... not that it applies to you, just sayin...

  • evilwraithe1
    evilwraithe1 2006-11-27T05:47:48Z says:

    oh, I don't mean any harm Ms. MilkChan, just asking if that's the same girl or if it's actually a friend, or a copy and paste from website as a joke. you just look very different is all. though I would agree with the whole writing on paper and holding it up in a picture idea. can be tough to fake that.

  • Zeebra
    Zeebra 2006-11-27T06:11:58Z says:

    @evilwraithe1: <br>
    ' Tough to fake that' lol, ever heard of Photoshop? <br>
    Though maybe you should add a MS logo to one of your pics SuperMilkChan, and for god sake... get naked lady :D <br>
    PS: <br>
    You got some big ass titties right there...

  • benos21
    benos21 2006-11-27T06:14:55Z says:

    TRIPLE FAP FEST. oh yeah.

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2006-11-27T06:22:08Z says:

    i was waiting for SuperMilkChan to pop back up again

  • Zeratul
    Zeratul 2006-11-27T06:27:33Z says:

    But it's a man baby!

  • Borat
    Borat 2006-11-27T06:31:22Z says:

    Hmmmmm nice. Although you do look so different from your last pic. Nice though

  • tavery80
    tavery80 2006-11-27T06:34:05Z says:

    looks like a lovely corset on a lovely lady. Laced or hook-style? What can you get down to? Shot a model friend of mine recently in one of hers, she gets down to a 14" wasp. Takes her several breaths to handle it...legend has it the lovely Dita can get down to a 10".......be still my heart!

  • smerf
    smerf 2006-11-27T06:37:08Z says:

    You mean there's a muchosucko regular who's actually female? Wow...

  • yak
    yak 2006-11-27T06:40:25Z says:

    we have a bunch of female muchosucko users surprisingly enough

    and tavery80.... please stop you are creeping me out with your talking :p

  • SuperMilkChan
    SuperMilkChan 2006-11-27T07:32:09Z says:

    Ok, here's the deal, guys. I don't own much better than a shitty old PC. Paying for college bites ass. So no camera, no scanner, etc. Every once in a while, I do something with one of my pals that HAS a camera and he gets a shot of me, like here. If I had one, you'd see all of me that you wanted... well not the beav, that's where I draw the line, hehe. Sorry. evilwraithe1, do I really look THAT much different? I don't see it. corset faq: laced up the back. and i can't really get down to anything, not really into not breathing, which is why that corset's on loose enough for a nip to pop out.

  • fuck-nut
    fuck-nut 2006-11-27T09:18:31Z says:

    eh, I don't buy it. Digi cams are as common as clap in a cat house. mucho on one boob, sucko on the other. In lipstick, marker, whatever. Proof is in the picture.

  • My_Balls_Itch
    My_Balls_Itch 2006-11-27T09:42:50Z says:

    Can I drive your crack bus? - :D

  • Pantera8721
    Pantera8721 2006-11-27T10:35:39Z says:

    well since you won´t have a muchosucko.com sign with you.Just stick out your tongue and give us your middle finger with 1 hand and the other do the peace sign....then we´ll know its you.

  • coupland
    coupland 2006-11-27T10:44:54Z says:

    <-- mails SMC a digital camera

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2006-11-27T10:48:21Z says:

    certainly hittable.. but please comb your hair the next time.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2006-11-27T10:51:17Z says:

    ^cause you have some cruella de vil shit going on..
    @subliminal: she seems to have gotten away with posting her self-pic, but it's probably because of all the horndogs waiting so long for that picture..

  • Magnesium
    Magnesium 2006-11-27T11:21:26Z says:

    So this chick walks into a bar...

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2006-11-27T12:01:04Z says:

    I just want to see your tits full blown pic , come on you know u want to.. I'll be nice

  • sadoka
    sadoka 2006-11-27T13:37:29Z says:

    yaa we been nice to you show em to us i am sure they look very nice

  • HareTrinity
    HareTrinity 2006-11-27T13:57:30Z says:

    Hahahaha! Zombie ho, right? It's great, thanks for posting!

  • HareTrinity
    HareTrinity 2006-11-27T13:58:33Z says:

    And CruelHM; when did you get here, yesterday? She's a regular, has already posted good photos of her face and chest separately. Stop trying to nitpick if you're just going to fail.

  • CruelHM
    CruelHM 2006-11-27T15:05:37Z says:

    Oh well...that sure told me didn't it? No, I've been coming here for quite some time...but posting for only maybe 6 months or so. Based on this pic, the right side of her face looks fucked...but I accept it is perhaps an optical illusion. Nevertheless, you guys need to get out more. She's no more than a 7 at best. But, I love the personality...that goes a long way.

  • c00k13puss
    c00k13puss 2006-11-27T15:17:53Z says:

    i'm startint to see what the "burn/birthmark".. although it could be lighting and booze :)

  • KJELL
    KJELL 2006-11-27T15:47:01Z says:

    Photoshop this bitch
    Just kidding u look cute, i want to see your pussy to.
    I would lick u and stuff if you would stop dressing sleazy and whoring yourself all over the internet. :)
    And euh, Crackmobile?
    Im dutch, here it means dealer in a big car......was he your pimp, or u stole his money or both?From the looks of your left eye u stepped right out of venusville or something.
    Id still hit u though.

  • $nake
    $nake 2006-11-27T16:49:25Z says:

    you desperados. She looks like a typical skanky whore in amsterdam. I know I have been there.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2006-11-27T17:20:21Z says:

    ^i live there, what skanky whores do you mean?

    @KJELL: you're giving us dutch a bad name, quit your yapping, you're scaring us with your fuz-like "u look cute, i want to see your pussy to. I would lick u and stuff"!
    i don't know where in the netherlands you live, but crackmobile doesn't mean "dealer in a big car"..

  • Archman
    Archman 2006-11-27T19:08:01Z says:

    Wow you guys are so romatic. I don't think SMC will be able to resist.

  • stewieX
    stewieX 2006-11-27T19:11:50Z says:

    you look different from your last pic

  • Philasour
    Philasour 2006-11-27T19:14:06Z says:

    SMC would you ever hook up with any of the mucho bachelors?

  • coupland
    coupland 2006-11-27T19:26:12Z says:

    ^ yeah, cause we really dig women with low standards

  • rucifee
    rucifee 2006-11-27T22:58:53Z says:

    ^ and umm. yeah.... i like boobies...

  • rucifee
    rucifee 2006-11-27T23:00:07Z says:

    you cannot resist me yes? you love me long time? or am i too suave for you?

  • fuz
    fuz 2006-11-27T23:11:02Z says:

    Fuck you Victorious you little bitch trying to pigeon hole me into being some sort of creep, i've no problem picking up chicks sure i got loads of numbers the weekend gone and had one last night. There's nothing wrong with telling a girl you want to fuck her when your good enough to easily have her, and this girl is well fuckable you shitebag

  • fuz
    fuz 2006-11-27T23:11:44Z says:

    BTW, dutch chicks are fine

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2006-11-27T23:18:05Z says:

    ^lol seems i hit a nerve..
    "There's nothing wrong with telling a girl you want to fuck her when your good enough to easily have her" how the fuck do you know if you're good enough to 'easily' have her? don't you think that depends on her if you're good enough? btw it's not wrong to tell her you'd hit it.. but you can't go smooching off at her like some psycho with your little x x x-es etc.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2006-11-27T23:19:35Z says:

    ^^do you think i've ruined it for you with SMC?

  • fuz
    fuz 2006-11-27T23:40:56Z says:

    Nah i dont do long distance relationships plus im joining the army in the new year, not that i'd have a chance anyway so no you didnt ruin my chances i prefer girls with similar backgrounds. And i call all girls babe and put x's at the end of msg's

  • coupland
    coupland 2006-11-28T00:22:14Z says:

    ^^^ and subliminal thanks you for it...

  • SuperMilkChan
    SuperMilkChan 2006-11-28T01:16:51Z says:

    um... wow. guys i wouldn't put this much energy into fighting over a chick over the internet. cuz yeah i prolly wouldn't go for a-one of ya. but let's see... i already HAVE posted my tits like a long time ago. Also, Victorious, you are one CREEPYASS motherfucker!! thanks for continuing to not be too brutal guys!

  • Hogmaster
    Hogmaster 2006-11-28T01:30:21Z says:

    i dont remember those tits... would you care to show me again? i can tell you i'm different than any other loser on here, but i'm still an asshole that you are never gonna like!

  • BrownBeast
    BrownBeast 2006-11-28T01:31:25Z says:

    From the thumb i thought it was britney spears... And it aint bad, but i wouldnt get all worked up over it... Maybe a hit it and quit it, but its doubtful

  • CruelHM
    CruelHM 2006-11-28T01:41:11Z says:

    I take a certain, strange offense at you presupposing/assuming that nobody that comes to this site could float your boat. You seem to be making an assumption that all the people who come here are in some way deficient and/or unattractive. That might apply to 96.24% of them here (rough guess)...but there are a small number, I am sure, that could charm the panties and facial birthmark right of you. Not me of course...you're certainly not appealing enough to run this risk of my wife chopping my cock off as I sleep. And furthermore, I guess I feel slighlty unsettled by any female that chooses to post anything of themselves here. Smacks of mental disorder to me. A little hypocritical I suppose.

    In a nutshell hun...you seem fun and all...but ultimately, I wouldn't take a second glance at you if I saw you at my local bowling alley even. I'm sure that devastates you ;-) . Like I said above...you're a 7 at best.

    I would post a pic or 2 of myself, but I'm sure it would get photoshopped to Hell and back now...and my ego couldn't take that. You'll just have to take my word that I'm pretty sure you'd find me easy on the eye.

    Get your damn deformities sorted out MilkyChanChan okay? LMAO.

  • se7entyse7en
    se7entyse7en 2006-11-28T01:55:47Z says:

    can i see you naked?

  • Dick_Gozenya
    Dick_Gozenya 2006-11-28T02:26:02Z says:

    Not bad, SMC.

  • Disposable_Hero
    Disposable_Hero 2006-11-28T02:59:52Z says:

    It still makes me laugh to see the MuchoSucko users that are usually throwing insults left and right actually start giving compliments...all because of a good looking female. I guess it doesn't hurt that she's got a nipple showing. Anyway as I said before when SMC posted pics...niiiiiiice.

  • Archman
    Archman 2006-11-28T03:44:40Z says:

    Well Cruel, I'm sure everyone can definitely trust you that you easy on the eye. I mean what reason do we have not to trust you.

  • subliminalvommit
    subliminalvommit 2006-11-28T03:46:18Z says:

    coupland, wow! When did I appoint you as my spokes person? Hmmmm...

    fuz, it's a good thing to serve your country, but, make sure you're doing it for the right reasons. You'll be maried to the government/country, and she's a bigger bitch then anything I know.

  • Archman
    Archman 2006-11-28T04:02:28Z says:

    You don't know yourself? Sorry but that was a softball, you can't leave the door open like that or it's going to be open season.

  • evilwraithe1
    evilwraithe1 2006-11-28T04:21:23Z says:

    just cracked open my old laptop. I actually have a file marked "from muchoSucko". three files on that, one of which is "MS fatales". surprise surprise i have the pic of SMC in there and a pic of her supposed tits though she excluded a face in it and anything else for that matter. Who wants? seem s i also have a shot or two of Ms. HareTrinity, and a few others i don't seem to find able to pop up in the archive( as in not loading)...

  • Archman
    Archman 2006-11-28T04:34:55Z says:

    I'm pretty sure when it involves tits and hot chicks your allowed to repost.

  • SuperMilkChan
    SuperMilkChan 2006-11-28T05:05:37Z says:

    I based my assumption purely on personality, CruelHM. You should post a shot of yourself, since you're so demanding I'll throw that right back atcha and we'll see. evilwraithe1, you save us on your hard drive?! CREEPER!! hehe jk. And se7entyse7en, No. You've ruined it for everyone!!

  • evilwraithe1
    evilwraithe1 2006-11-28T05:37:48Z says:

    well it is my old laptop. as in before i found the pleasures of live womens and was purely familiar with rosy palm and her five friends.....intimately familiar...I also had a bout 60gb of Porn movies on there. any wonder i thank whatever god/goddes sent me my girlfriend? besides, it was easier than getting the archives to work on here. most stuff doesn't load at all from more than two months ago. and it is a nice picture of someone's knockers...

  • hotshot
    hotshot 2006-11-28T08:29:27Z says:

    sorry milkchan, but this looks absolutely nothing like your last pic. you looked absolutely horrid before. in fact, i think you only posted this because its the best youve ever looked and you feel that this pic makes you look much better than you actually do.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2006-11-28T11:35:05Z says:

    lol SMC.. why am i a creepyass motherfucker, i just quoted KJELL?

  • fuz
    fuz 2006-11-28T11:59:43Z says:

    Showing loads of clevage makes any chick look better like think about it, when that much clevage is on show your hardly going to be looking at her face now are you. @Sublim, its nothing to do with serving my counrty, if you only knew lol

  • SuperMilkChan
    SuperMilkChan 2006-11-28T12:02:40Z says:

    ooh right you are Victorious. my mistakey. =^-^=

  • Shep
    Shep 2006-11-28T12:13:18Z says:

    SMC: We STILL like your boobs. Thank you. Very well done.

  • fuz
    fuz 2006-11-28T12:26:13Z says:

    Judging by the girls from your subs SMC im guessing your a bit of a leso but you still like the dick now and then

  • Phoenix_Turbo
    Phoenix_Turbo 2006-11-28T13:28:07Z says:

    SMC - I registered to to say you are very cute and I would love to see the rest of your boobs. Please repost

  • Borat
    Borat 2006-11-28T14:04:06Z says:

    I like your boobies and I want to touch them....er... I meant Hi!

  • orgazmo
    orgazmo 2006-11-28T15:44:36Z says:

    You one crazy ho. Lemme suck on yo titties.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2006-11-28T16:06:36Z says:

    I wont believe it till i see a mucho sign or something in the next pic.

  • rucifee
    rucifee 2006-11-28T17:17:08Z says:

    GODDAMB!! there's a lot of pervs on here, yeah, this is muchosucko,but, DAMB!

  • KJELL
    KJELL 2006-11-28T18:00:33Z says:

    Show that hairy slammer :)

  • BrownBeast
    BrownBeast 2006-11-28T19:31:35Z says:

    Rucifee, you spelled 'damb' with a B does that mean you are 'dumn' ???

  • Tythian
    Tythian 2006-11-28T20:08:25Z says:

    Damn... I want you. Can I have you? Just for a little while. I will give you back later I promise. I probably won't even get you dirty. Trust me. Pretty please?

  • Darth_Shaffter
    Darth_Shaffter 2006-11-28T21:05:28Z says:

    For the record I'm calling "bullshit" on this one. NOBODY doesn't have access to a digital camera or camera phone. And this photo looks nothing like the last one she posted. Nothing personal, but last time I took someone's word on a pic post I damn near choked on the cock...

  • YouSuckAtLife
    YouSuckAtLife 2006-11-28T21:16:01Z says:

    anybody have the links to her old pics?

  • fuz
    fuz 2006-11-28T21:46:33Z says:

    Heres's her boobies suposedly . http://www.muchosucko.com/img8390d.html not bad at all

  • Zeebra
    Zeebra 2006-11-29T12:39:17Z says:

    Why do ppl come to the conclusion that you´re either a real slime bag or so unattractive that you cant find a girl out there, just because you´re visiting this site :/
    I just find this site plain good fun. SO WHAT if there´s alot of naked stuff on here! I´m a guy, I like to look at naked women!
    This is to all of you who´s drawing that conclusion: You are here too...

  • SuperMilkChan
    SuperMilkChan 2006-11-29T18:54:26Z says:

    if you stick around here long enough, it's an easy assumption to make :-p

  • Zeebra
    Zeebra 2006-11-30T00:51:38Z says:

    Nah, it´s just you who´s narrow minded...

  • SuperMilkChan
    SuperMilkChan 2006-11-30T05:57:44Z says:

    i just don't take an internet media and message board seriously enough to really care to much as to whether or not I'd do its members, given the chance-in-hell opportunity that I'd meet them face to face.

  • slagtime
    slagtime 2006-12-21T09:01:15Z says:

    22 days late.....very nice smc....now I know why you have been on my mind! Not a creepy way either, k!

  • auscanadien
    auscanadien 2007-01-13T04:46:49Z says:

    dude no matter how you meant that it sounded creepy, and im gonna have to agree with most of these douchebags it doesn't look like you. if it is Mazel Tov. I don't care how blatantly obvious it is your fishing for complements you look hot.

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2007-09-14T04:53:20Z says:

    Cracktastic

    • Kris2321
      Kris2321 2007-09-14T05:41:36Z says:

      Tsh...little late are we?

    • mybrainquit
      mybrainquit 2007-09-14T10:13:21Z says:

      it's never too late.

  • SexualisPsychopathia
    SexualisPsychopathia 2008-03-04T16:56:38Z says:

    private dates?

SuperMilkChan
posted November 27, 2006

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