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Crappy 4th of July

This 4th of July, our national anthem will never be the same.

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4th of july,  shorts,  fireworks,  ravenstake,  independence day

Comments to Crappy 4th of July

  • White-box
    Archman says:

    Kill him now.

    2007-06-28T04:25:29Z
    • 16x16
      KJELL says:

      Im gona sell stars and stripes toiletpaper all over the world, im rich bitch

      2007-06-28T10:45:40Z
    • 16x16
      Arsefacer says:

      Genius!

      2007-06-28T17:26:53Z
  • Buddychrist75
    K-Billy says:

    um. ok.

    2007-06-28T04:34:09Z
  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    eh...

    2007-06-28T05:14:08Z
  • Gta2800
    gta2800 says:

    This was lame but I liked the last part "cleaning up the crap of the world"

    2007-06-28T05:23:53Z
  • 48x48
    ohh_fuck says:

    its only june 28th :|

    2007-06-28T05:25:22Z
  • 48x48
    ohh_fuck says:

    which reminds me....i heard a commercial on the radio for a christmas sale this weekend at kohl's or some shit. JESUS CHRIST, i know they're trying to get rid of halloween n shit, but this is bullshit. Next year theyll have sales on Dec. 26th saying " hurry!! only 364 shopping days till christmas, get your over priced shit now you fuckers!!"

    2007-06-28T05:33:12Z
    • Php8yti5o_c2am_2_
      shawn2007 says:

      better call it"the holiday season"instead of christmas or some crybaby jew will threaten to sue

      2007-06-28T06:08:24Z
  • 48x48
    Arsefacer says:

    This here gets me thinkin'
    I gotta make me some American flag toilet paper... Sell great outsi-
    well shit it'd sell great everywhere.

    2007-06-28T06:05:55Z
  • 48x48
    Kodega says:

    Ah, that's one thing I love about living were I do. Good fireworks for the fourth. None of that pansy light a pellet and watch a turd grow. I once had to spend the fourth in Illinois, worst fourth ever, they can't have anything fun.
    As for the video, they should wipe with their film, there'd be no difference in quality.

    2007-06-28T06:12:40Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      I'm just pissed that the Indian Reservation out here quit selling all the good fireworks. You know, the illegal-outside-of-the-reservation king.

      2007-06-28T07:09:01Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      *kind

      2007-06-28T07:09:06Z
    • Lepprntava

      illinois can have the mortor type fireworks,those provide for a hell of a fireworks fight. now here in colorado we only have sparklers and snakes, and since there is a risk of forest fires they banned sparklers :|

      2007-06-28T22:59:10Z
    • 16x16
      Kodega says:

      DickNixonJr, I shouldn't have said IL, cause I'm not sure about the entire state. But where I was it was basically only snakes and sparklers too. You had to have some sort of special permit for anything else.

      2007-06-29T06:02:44Z
  • 1374140148

    fucking christ stop with the ravenstake. its all terrible

    2007-06-28T06:30:31Z
  • Smeratar-4-15-2008
    smerf says:

    Taco Bell for dinner last night, eh?

    2007-06-28T07:08:09Z
  • Klf_avatar__75x75_

    Think about it, who has the most to gain from anti-Americanism and war? Flag makers.

    More discontent means more people buy them to show their patriotism, more are needed to fly over new bases and combat units and to drape across coffins. But most of all it's the export market, someone has to keep making them if people overseas want to keep burning them.

    It's the biggest conspiracy of all!

    2007-06-28T07:48:54Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      I found it funny how many clips there were of flags burning, right after those Mohammed cartoons came out. Like, do these people just stockpile every country's flags somewhere just in case they need to riot and burn them one day?

      2007-06-28T17:13:34Z
    • 16x16
      Arsefacer says:

      Hmm... You're right. Where the fuck did they get a Danish flag anyway? I wouldn't even know where to look.

      2007-06-28T17:32:48Z
    • Made_in_england

      Ummmm, Denmark?

      2007-06-28T22:35:21Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Denmark published those just to spurr the economy. A few cartoons, and by the evening there are thousands of flag orders, paying extra for overnight delivery.

      2007-06-28T23:34:01Z
  • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
    TiredGuy says:

    Oh great... Now the right-wing freaks will come up with ANOTHER Constitutional amendment: The Anti-Flag-Ass-Wiping Amendment.

    2007-06-28T07:53:17Z
  • 48x48
    perineum says:

    These are the first comics who I honestly cannot laugh at. Even with most bad ones you can laugh at just how unfunny it is. But with this I can't.

    2007-06-28T13:46:34Z
  • Avatar

    This is something I don't get about (some) Americans. So burning a flag is so fucked up a thing they agitate for an amendment to the constitution to ban it. But these asshats doing this is okay, and some cooz pulling a stars and stripes bikini over her cum pits is fine... Maybe I'm just missing something.

    2007-06-28T16:02:37Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Personally, I'm ok with burning the flag, but only if you're really trying to make a statement about America.

      2007-06-28T16:55:07Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      I think we should burn more flags, instead of fossil fuels. I'm working on car that runs on american flags.

      2007-06-28T17:24:45Z
    • 16x16
      Arsefacer says:

      Sustainable fuel! Drive through a conservative area to fill up!

      2007-06-28T17:32:15Z
    • 1374140148

      you can burn a flag if it has touched the ground or it has been worn out by the elements. i think it's just the degradation of the flag that pisses people off

      2007-06-28T19:56:45Z
  • 48x48
    Plantshit says:

    us probebly have the most crappy national anthem ever

    2007-06-28T17:07:04Z
    • Evo_75
      EVoLVeR says:

      but a cool flag i think

      2007-06-28T17:26:35Z
    • Avatar

      It actually is a really cool flag, graphically speaking.

      2007-06-28T17:34:41Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      the flag is pretty awesome .. the swedish flag suck but the coat of arms is pretty cool.

      2007-06-28T22:13:34Z
    • Klf_avatar__75x75_

      Mozambique has the coolest flag ever, look it up.

      2007-06-29T00:20:42Z
    • 16x16
      Arsefacer says:

      Angola's got a bitchin' flag too.

      2007-06-29T00:37:10Z
  • Tinyanusol
    El_Wanko says:

    His forehead is actually like the proposed NAU flag. Three stars on a blue background to represent each of the former countries of north america. No red, 'cause the red in the stripes is supposed to represent the patriots who shed their blood to build the country.

    2007-06-28T17:15:52Z
    • Avatar

      You mean it's not mean to represent the blood of the innocents fed into the war machine of a rapacious empire?

      2007-06-28T17:23:12Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      At first I thought it represented the blood that was spilled before they invented tampons.

      2007-06-28T18:56:23Z
  • 48x48

    Anything that makes america look like shit is complementary.

    2007-06-28T18:29:14Z
  • Parabellumirritant

    Actually, I have no idea what you're all talking about. I saw the RavenStakes.com thing and refused to watch it. By the comments I a) got the gist of it and b) realised I was right in the first place.

    2007-06-28T22:01:49Z
  • Parabellumirritant

    There is America and there is The Rest Of The World. The flag for The Rest Of The World is simply the US flag - but it's on fire. I think Robert Newton said that, but I'm not sure.

    2007-06-28T22:04:21Z
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posted June 28, 2007