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Crazy Climber

This guy's got mad skills...and a death wish.

Crazy Climber

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  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-10-27T04:17:58Z says:

    It's easy going up, try climbing down!

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-10-27T04:25:59Z says:

      toolman, how is your wife doing, I hope she is doing well.

    • NewGuy
      NewGuy 2008-10-27T04:50:46Z says:

      going down is tougher, but a ell of a lot faster! yeah i hope your marriage is going well too, i'm not sure if i ever want to get married though.

    • NewGuy
      NewGuy 2008-10-27T04:53:10Z says:

      *hell

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-10-27T04:56:51Z says:

      or you could just repel

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-27T05:26:37Z says:

      Still no movement on her left side, but she's getting a little stronger day by day.

    • Bull
      Bull 2008-10-27T09:17:05Z says:

      Going down is a lot easier and a lot faster. It's the bit at the bottom that you have to worry about.

    • Deftone685
      Deftone685 2008-10-27T22:51:37Z says:

      haha nice one Bull

    • nootchka
      nootchka 2008-10-28T08:38:31Z says:

      SHIT!

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-10-27T04:31:37Z says:

    i can do that a 100 times faster than him

    • redrum
      redrum 2008-10-27T05:22:03Z says:

      Yeah, going down you catchup packet.

    • theforgotten
      theforgotten 2008-10-29T09:01:35Z says:

      good one

  • xju
    xju 2008-10-27T04:31:56Z says:

    dan osman was a great climber. he died in the late 90's while climbing yosemite.

    • modisoon
      modisoon 2008-10-27T04:41:43Z says:

      Strange? ... I heard he died on Kilimanjaro, when a mountain goats' testicle became lodged in his fag throat.

    • ThoseUnknown
      ThoseUnknown 2008-10-27T05:52:18Z says:

      actually, he died when his home rigged bungee setup failed. You can see some of his home rigged free fall setup in "Masters of Stone 5"

    • modisoon
      modisoon 2008-10-27T06:15:12Z says:

      ^^^ And you can see some of my home made jerk-off tools, in 'Masters Of Masturbation' Editors Cut.

  • jqh88
    jqh88 2008-10-27T04:37:32Z says:

    This is what prevents him from being a great man:

    1) Suppose there was ever a situation that actually required someone to go up the cliff that fast without rope, what are the chances he would actually be there?

    2) What are the chances he can teach anyone else to do anything close to this, thus perhaps increasing the chances that someone might be there in the slight chance that this is actually needed

    3) Even if he could train someone else to do this with enough time and energy, what person would seriously consider this a good benefit to cost investment given the slight probability of (1)

    This is like the doctor that waits her (I'm just kidding, I mean his) life for someone to yell out "is there a doctor in the house?"

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T04:55:29Z says:

      did you get it all out?

    • redrum
      redrum 2008-10-27T05:23:50Z says:

      and your post 88 is what prevents you from being interesting.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-10-27T05:29:14Z says:

      Well, redrum, I'm sorry I don't have 1000 penises and look like your mother...

    • redrum
      redrum 2008-10-27T05:56:20Z says:

      ^ Fail again.

    • BrownBeast
      BrownBeast 2008-10-27T06:06:57Z says:

      just go take a nap 88. have a coke and a smile and get the fuck outta here

    • modisoon
      modisoon 2008-10-27T06:46:12Z says:

      Brown.Beast is right! ... Brown.Beast is always right!!!! ..Now all of you, Just fuck-off and 'LEAVE ME ALONE'!!!!!

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T09:24:56Z says:

      jgh88:
      1)there is a doctor
      2)the house looks like a cliff salvation is within a cave.
      3) this cannot be taught this man is a born mountain climber....
      4) un fortunately he probally has no skills on how to survive in a hunting aspect; arnold schwarzenegger (sp? austrian is worse than german!) could have used such skills to escape the predator!!!

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T09:29:23Z says:

      i think there's one extra g. the rest of it i didn't follow

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-27T18:50:51Z says:

      exowhunu,
      1) What the fuck are you talking about?
      2) What the fuck are you talking about?
      3) What the fuck are you talking about?
      4) What the fuck are you talking about?
      5) Shut the fuck up, simpleton!

  • Itsie-Bitsy
    Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-27T04:46:36Z says:

    Fabulous video!

    • smokemypole
      smokemypole 2008-10-27T20:33:56Z says:

      The jump bit at 1:11 make me let out a bit of wee, every single time I see it.

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2008-10-27T04:56:23Z says:

    Free climbing is the dumbest thing in the world. I've been climbing for years and I've seen 2 people die doing it and a ton die every year, which only sucks cause they have to close the rocks for while.

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2008-10-27T05:01:31Z says:

      What about doing it to impress chicks. And, only for a little bit?

    • redrum
      redrum 2008-10-27T05:24:19Z says:

      Then it's ok.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T05:57:58Z says:

      do they have one big scale to weigh them all every year?

    • Justaddwata
      Justaddwata 2008-10-27T06:13:05Z says:

      Sad though oddly enough Dan Osbon died at the end of a rope.....

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-27T06:14:12Z says:

      You're full of shit BigDumbHippy. If you've been climbing for years, it's been upon Lego blocks because it's definitely not been for the high and the challenges found by true climbing enthusiasts.

      Many purist climbers know of more than two fellow "clawwers" that have died as result of the love for the sport.

      Ya know, letting go of that tree trunk and actually doing anything but talk shit may bring you more favorable rewards. All you have to do is let go...

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-10-27T07:19:43Z says:

      Wow... you're a really annoying bull-dyke. Shut the fuck up.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T07:42:22Z says:

      he said seen, not know of. now make with the tits

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-27T08:35:59Z says:

      Wow Gottlos, the more you type, the more I know what an ass you are. You thinking I'm a bull-dyke? Where the Hell you get that is beyond me, it's not from my posts. Maybe you're confusing me with the girl of your dreams.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-27T09:34:13Z says:

      you're a teenager shut up

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-27T09:34:42Z says:

      no offence dicknix and vic

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T09:37:35Z says:

      hey dik, i'm past ten posts--am i allowed to talk to you now?

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-27T09:42:42Z says:

      Dik, takes one to know one apparently.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T09:47:10Z says:

      weak itsy bitsie, weak. tits might make up for it.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-27T09:52:25Z says:

      you think i'm a teenager? is that what you're saying?

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T09:54:30Z says:

      i take that as a no, tip of the hat

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-27T10:08:16Z says:

      Dik, I'm no teenager (as I logically see you and others here aren't as well but like to act as such). As long as I gather that this is the game here, I'll play along. I'm also going to bring into play my own toys to the sandbox since such game pieces are all that matters here on Mucho. This is a playpen and I'm sharing my toys. What separates the babies from the big boys is the ability to play fair. So far, ....well... lol there's a few here worthy of sparring. Obviously teenagers don't know that kind of play now, do they?

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-27T10:09:44Z says:

      xzekiel, post your dick or get off my back. Then tip your hat.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-27T10:13:08Z says:

      i'm not reading all that..pretty sure it was you that said you were 18..i could have you confused with one of the other buttholes...go fuck yourself anyway

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-27T10:20:55Z says:

      Uh huh, you read it Dik. "Go fuck yourself anyway", c'mon Dik, you're smarter than this. I know you are. Too bad if you feel so threatened by me here on Mucho. You know already I'm harmless. I know already who feels harmed by me. You wanted spark to the site.
      You get it and all you can say is go fuck yourself?

      Okay.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-27T10:27:50Z says:

      i read up to "dik i'm no teenager"

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-27T10:28:23Z says:

      your last comment i read up to c'mon dik

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-27T10:29:10Z says:

      you think i have time to read these novels you write ?

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-27T10:29:42Z says:

      you have to learn to edit

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T10:55:15Z says:

      itsie bitsy, gimme your email, i'll gladly send you a pic of my cock--after you post your tits....but i don't think anyone else here really wants to see my dick.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-27T11:17:06Z says:

      irish does

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-27T11:17:17Z says:

      fact^

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-27T13:13:15Z says:

      Itchy-bitch needs to take some anti-annoying pills. She really irritates me for some reason.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-10-27T18:12:54Z says:

      You're not the only one, I assure you.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-10-27T21:39:14Z says:

      you still get that excitement from climbing, you just dont get the death if you fall. You're an idiot

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-10-28T00:52:05Z says:

      There isn't anything I would love more than to punch Itsie-Bitsy in the fucking teeth. She's the first person on this site that I can say I actually hate.

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-28T01:50:12Z says:

      i still think itchy might be noobrex...definitely not a female, regardless

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-10-28T02:15:14Z says:

      She never knows when to shut the fuck up. Definitely a female.

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-28T02:40:43Z says:

      persuasive argument...but 13-yr-old boys have the same problem, urks...
      either way tho - i agree with the need for a smackdown

  • redrum
    redrum 2008-10-27T05:26:47Z says:

    Even better than him are all those guys holding a camera in one hand and a rock with the other.

  • DoubleTake
    DoubleTake 2008-10-27T05:52:52Z says:

    Little known fact, he accomplished this speed climb with a giant spiked dildo up his ass.

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2008-10-27T07:29:57Z says:

      you mean you could miss that thing for the entire 4 minutes?

  • BrownBeast
    BrownBeast 2008-10-27T06:07:15Z says:

    fake!

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T09:26:49Z says:

      sped up and rope removed!!!

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T10:00:56Z says:

      do you both live in your mothers basements?

    • BrownBeast
      BrownBeast 2008-10-28T02:11:23Z says:

      Nah... i usually fall asleep in your moms bed after our third round.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-28T02:50:37Z says:

      only three rounds? amateur....

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-10-27T06:07:21Z says:

    Great, now let's see him do it on something that doesn't have huge hand holds

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-10-27T07:40:45Z says:

      Well that's about the only thing that makes this physically possible, isn't it? Still pretty incredible.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T07:47:05Z says:

      it does look like an easy climb. it's still badass without rope and at that speed though

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-27T19:23:54Z says:

      The jump was incredible.

  • mentalmarshmellow
    mentalmarshmellow 2008-10-27T06:46:35Z says:

    still gotta admit that does take a lot of strength and endurance

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2008-10-27T08:07:34Z says:

      The shoes are key actually. Throw in the technique as well as being able to read the rock.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T09:28:07Z says:

      haha I can do that; physically as a biker, well I can push harder and longer. mentally? not anyone can do this!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-27T19:25:35Z says:

      We used to climb cliffs when I was young. 20 feet at the most. And the jump off in to the soft shale at the bottom.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T21:46:00Z says:

      i love bouldering--love climbing too but i don't have the equipment.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-27T21:57:02Z says:

      You've no arms and legs? How the hell are you typing?

  • Emper0rr
    Emper0rr 2008-10-27T07:57:10Z says:

    Isn't the guy in this video now dead?

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-10-27T08:03:24Z says:

      You should read existing comments before adding your own.

    • beelzbub
      beelzbub 2008-10-27T08:14:03Z says:

      http://tkcollier.wordpress.com/2007/03/25/extreme-to-death-dan-osman/

      He died doing what's called rope jumping, basically bungee jumping with a dynamic rope instead of a bungee cord. First comment at the link sums up how he died.

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-10-27T09:19:24Z says:

    holy fuck this has been added to my badass list....essentially my favorites!!!!

  • Bull
    Bull 2008-10-27T09:20:25Z says:

    he got his wish

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-10-27T09:27:43Z says:

      yea, i had no idea who this was....or if he is....guess not

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-27T09:30:33Z says:

      let it be. skeptics; grow out of your arachniphobia. Natural born spider here!

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2008-10-27T09:41:16Z says:

    s p l a s h . . . . . .

  • urallretards
    urallretards 2008-10-27T12:15:38Z says:

    geeez thats quick climbing

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2008-10-27T12:31:01Z says:

    No one ever died doing Parkour. ~ Fin

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-27T12:35:20Z says:

      thats a shame

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-27T12:43:18Z says:

      ya cause parkour's not dangerous

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-27T18:59:52Z says:

      "LONDON - Free-running, the death-defying sport that was first brought to the nation's attention through a series of BBC idents, has claimed its first UK fatality.

      Fourteen-year-old Alex Leatherbarrow fell to his death after trying to leap a six-foot gap between two buildings in Oxfordshire."

      No, nobody, ever...

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-27T19:12:59Z says:

      WHAMMMmmmmmmmmiiiiieeeeee






      *splat*

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-27T19:13:06Z says:

      there thats better...

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-10-28T02:38:56Z says:

      He deserved it. Anyone with 'Leatherbarrow' obviously has a deathwish.

  • cheekycov
    cheekycov 2008-10-27T19:16:12Z says:

    This reminds me of a David Lee Roth video. Some annoying knob who needs a haircut on a mountain with shite music blaring away.

  • ToasTBasS9
    ToasTBasS9 2008-10-28T07:27:53Z says:

    He died on November 23, 1998 at the age of 35 after his rope failed while performing a "controlled free-fall" jump from the Leaning Tower rock formation in Yosemite National Park.

xzekiel
posted October 27, 2008

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