Crazy Inventor

Comments to Crazy Inventor

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  jqh88 2007-06-23T04:10:30Z says:

  I want to invent a giant silicon tit couch.

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    Apathy 2007-06-23T05:13:53Z says:

    And I want to sleep on it.
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    supernova 2007-06-23T06:29:08Z says:

    well make up your mind.....ohh, you mean...
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    jqh88 2007-06-23T06:58:05Z says:

    I still don't think enough people have responded to my giant silicon tit couch idea. Imagine a warm giggly hemisphere of tit smack in the center of your living room that is 12 feet in diameter. You can just dive into at any time, hug its warmth, and suckle yourself on its milk dispensing apex.
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    redflag9 2007-06-23T08:15:07Z says:

    Is it just one tit or is there a second love sofa?
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    jonee 2007-06-23T09:14:36Z says:

    i was imagining a couch made of many tits. maybe even with a built in jiggle motor. think of it, coming home after a hard days work at the baby factory and lying down on two-hundred jiggling titties. ahh thats the stuff.
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    smerf 2007-06-23T10:13:20Z says:

    Mmmmm, giant tit couch...
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    short 2007-06-23T14:09:45Z says:

    So basically you're talking about a modified water bed?
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    DickNixonJr 2007-06-23T17:56:45Z says:

    technically a milk couch.
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    MrFugsmucker 2007-06-23T20:05:59Z says:

    You sort the bed out and I'll throw in some of my "Snuggle-Bumps TM" titty shaped pillows. We just need somebody to market them.
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    jqh88 2007-06-23T23:26:21Z says:

    Redflag, that would be the giant vagina love seat, with the revolutionary design whereby you can insert your entire self into the vagina to keep warm.
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    Apathy 2007-06-24T00:28:52Z says:

    I thought those were only available to the military.
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    smerf 2007-06-24T01:53:36Z says:

    Well, giant tits used to be available only to the military, but then they stuck one in the National Guard and he ended up being elected President.
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    babyballs 2007-06-28T07:08:57Z says:

    bah-zing!
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  CheechWizard 2007-06-23T04:16:37Z says:

  Nice job judges. You just killed a million unborn baby rednecks. Hope you are proud of yourselves.

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    TiredGuy 2007-06-23T06:02:13Z says:

    That's a hell of a good start.
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    supernova 2007-06-23T06:24:42Z says:

    Now how do we kill the rest?
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    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-23T06:37:04Z says:

    Filter the bourbon out of the southern baby formula.
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  CluxDeluxe 2007-06-23T04:16:39Z says:

  This is about the future.

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    ALDISSIMO 2007-06-23T04:57:28Z says:

    What the fuck is he like John Connor or some shit.
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  Balls_Malone 2007-06-23T04:35:12Z says:

  YES! Subliminal safety messages! This guy was awesome.
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  -Morph- 2007-06-23T05:06:25Z says:

  is that pat crochie?

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    jonee 2007-06-23T09:16:55Z says:

    i was thinking gary busse. how the fuck do you spell that fuckers last name?!
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    dik 2007-06-24T13:05:29Z says:

    busy...and ya thats pat croce..( i think that has a chance of bein spelled right)
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  IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-06-23T05:13:36Z says:

  What did George Foreman invent?

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    IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-06-23T05:14:02Z says:

    Being a niggar
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    IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-06-23T05:15:49Z says:

    and a grill to cook your fried chicken on
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    supernova 2007-06-23T06:28:05Z says:

    I have the grill, it won't do "fried chicken."
    However, it does a HELL of a salmon fillet. 7min. (has to be thick)
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    ramb0command0 2007-06-23T07:42:44Z says:

    I HAVE THE PANINI ONE AND IT IS AMAZING
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    kat3126 2007-06-23T09:10:47Z says:

    i have a woman
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    DickNixonJr 2007-06-23T17:47:19Z says:

    hahah^
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    Oranjeboom 2007-06-24T02:33:22Z says:

    He didnt invent anything, he promoted it for money...
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    Oranjeboom 2007-06-24T02:52:27Z says:

    Hulk Hogan nearly did it instead of George
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  KojachBaumherr 2007-06-23T05:25:30Z says:

  Tell me when this show comes on!!
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  CockSuckinMotherFuckin 2007-06-23T06:17:46Z says:

  we'll see who has the last laugh...
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  SwineAvionics 2007-06-23T11:41:02Z says:

  "dusty rose" lol. this mans the greatest actor EVARRR. "this is about the future guys. this is for real."
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  El_Wanko 2007-06-23T12:46:38Z says:

  Hmm, I guess I made the right decision in not watching this show.
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  macaroo 2007-06-23T13:50:53Z says:

  The making of a future mass killer!!

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    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-23T15:27:43Z says:

    He'll be knocking kids on bikes down with his car screaming, "see! see! I was trying to save the fucking children!"
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    toastieman 2007-06-23T19:24:28Z says:

    Fucking brilliant
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  dik 2007-06-23T16:44:01Z says:

  it woulda been funny if george foreman was forced to kick the cowboy shit outa him

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    toastieman 2007-06-23T19:25:57Z says:

    Just think - if George had stood up, there would have been a redneck pelting through the doors screaming "The nigger's chasing meeeee!"
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  junebugg 2007-06-23T16:53:52Z says:

  this guy is joking...i want to see someone come in with a gun and be all this is my invention...put it to his own head and bam instant ratings
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  Dano1021 2007-06-23T17:09:14Z says:

  LMAO!!! "This is about saving peoples lives...that weren't even born yet"
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  x51500009662x 2007-06-23T17:45:07Z says:

  Maynard?
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  SweatyPete 2007-06-23T18:49:42Z says:

  That invention was shit, but those were pretty cool looking wheels.
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  golemmings 2007-06-23T21:15:00Z says:

  I think he should lay off watching wrestling and NASCAR for a week or two. Also the steroids.
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  popo7676 2007-06-23T21:54:18Z says:

  That old guy said T for Thizz R.I.P. Mac Dre
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  babyballs 2007-06-28T07:13:44Z says:

  this is about the future guys.
  this is for real.
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  Thedeadwalk 2008-04-03T23:33:18Z says:

  ''i created the wheel!!'' hahahahaha