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  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2007-07-15T04:09:10Z says:

    Good old Far Side.

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2007-07-15T04:13:57Z says:

      My favourite God one is "God at His computer". Love the idea of a smite button.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-15T07:38:22Z says:

      Microsoft GodWorks 2.0.

      "Click OK to create life"

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-07-15T18:22:49Z says:

      I liked the one where he was making snakes.
      "Wow, this is a breeze."

  • JimPanse
    JimPanse 2007-07-15T04:44:24Z says:

    Creationism is so ridiculous even when you only know very little about biology that it is almost funny again. At least to me it would be a waste of time to get angry about it...

    • kikia
      kikia 2007-07-15T05:39:46Z says:

      The thing about that is the evolution theory does not discount a creator, just the whole idea that men and women magically appeared etc.

    • Team-Tech
      Team-Tech 2007-07-15T06:51:27Z says:

      well put kikia.

    • ramb0command0
      ramb0command0 2007-07-15T07:30:02Z says:

      thats where quantum physics comes in
      the old electron wave particle thing
      if you apply it to evolution
      we control it
      the act of measuring will change it
      thats how dogs can make their litter adapted to weather changes and shit

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-15T07:39:40Z says:

      Yep, Darwin was actually a theology student when he got interested in biology. Never said why life got started, just how things changed into what they are.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-07-15T09:44:28Z says:

      You seem quite lucid here though.

    • DeadRed42
      DeadRed42 2007-07-15T09:51:31Z says:

      I had a science teacher back in middle school who told us she was unsure about evolution. If you're calling yourself a science teacher and don't believe in evolution, that is false fucking advertising.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-07-15T10:05:38Z says:

      Darwin, however, did die an atheist. Stories about him rekindling his faith on his death-bed were made up by religious people.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-07-15T10:10:37Z says:

      Whilst we're on the subject, DeaRed reminded me of what a teacher said to my niece a few months ago in class (she's 10) and that was "some people believe in evolution". Infer what you will but what's remarkable about this is she doesn't go to a school in Texas, she attends a British school. I really used to think that the whole creationism thing was restricted to US schools. We'd better start believing in devolution as the Christian Lobby gets more powerful.

    • kikia
      kikia 2007-07-15T10:55:47Z says:

      Im glad i am in university where all thats BS holds no ground. In Aussie high schools i dont think creationism even gets a mention.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-07-15T11:11:00Z says:

      Give it time, kikia. Although Aussies are generally tougher and more resilient to bullshit, I'm quite sure there are some creationists in your neck of the woods just waiting...they're like a social virus, spreading memes.

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-07-15T12:06:13Z says:

      ^ Nice one for reminding me about memes, i saw something about them years ago an wanted to read more but coudn't find much, there's lots now, its a very intresting concept.

    • kikia
      kikia 2007-07-15T14:28:51Z says:

      I share a house with Jehovas Witnesses, so i know all about the creationist theory haha.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-07-15T16:33:32Z says:

      Ever pull any intravenous pranks on them?

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-07-15T16:34:06Z says:

      Or at least showed them that John Safran versus God section on Jehovas?

    • DeadRed42
      DeadRed42 2007-07-15T20:37:43Z says:

      Do they knock on their own front doors to convert you, kikia?

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2007-07-15T23:31:54Z says:

      who asked?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-07-15T23:58:03Z says:

      Who asked what?

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-07-16T01:55:28Z says:

      How many copies of The Watchtower have you read?

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2007-07-16T03:26:03Z says:

      lets figure it out.. I replied to JimPanse's comment, hence my comment must be directed towards his.

    • kikia
      kikia 2007-07-16T03:51:56Z says:

      Haha i havent pranked them with the old JayHo intravenous, there are 3 brothers each around 6'5 so they would pound me like brother thor in reno911. They have said that they have knocked on practically everyones door in the world now so they are going to stop with it. I have read a few copies of the watchtower but it is pretty damning stuff sometimes.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-07-16T17:58:46Z says:

      Well sOnn3 considering the fact that there's 15 replies after chimp's comment and the last three of them were questions, it's not that clear who you were talking to is it?

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-07-15T05:38:28Z says:

    Guess the arachnids are just shit out of luck.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-07-15T14:01:45Z says:

      Everyone knows the devil created spidies...

    • IGoPPStandingUp
      IGoPPStandingUp 2007-07-16T02:53:59Z says:

      Then how do you explain spiderman...

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-07-16T18:56:03Z says:

      Spiderman is an instrument of the Dark One, created to 'appear' to stand for righteousness. Rather like Ted Haggard, but Spiderman's yet to be outed...

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-07-16T18:56:23Z says:

      Spiderman is an instrument of the Dark One, created to 'appear' to stand for righteousness. Rather like Ted Haggard, but Spiderman's yet to be outed...

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-07-16T22:20:54Z says:

      So both Spidermen are instruments of the Dark Ones are they?

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2007-07-15T06:14:54Z says:

    Notice how he is sprinkling them right on Texas.

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-07-15T06:41:04Z says:

      God Bless Texas!

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-07-15T07:40:25Z says:

      Funny, it looks like it's aimed at Canada to me.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-07-15T09:05:00Z says:

      ... theres a difference?

    • DeadRed42
      DeadRed42 2007-07-15T09:52:15Z says:

      Yeah. The shitheads in Texas are more red than the ones in Canada.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-07-15T10:03:55Z says:

      lol

  • para-bellum
    para-bellum 2007-07-15T11:14:38Z says:

    I thought God was black. He is in Bruce Almighty and its follow-up. This picture must be fake.

    • girlslaughingatyou
      girlslaughingatyou 2007-07-16T02:15:00Z says:

      it is fake, God is a woman.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-07-16T18:57:39Z says:

      Does that make God a black woman? Who was that black woman with the broom in the old Tom and Jerry cartoons? We know now.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-07-16T22:26:06Z says:

      Mammy Two Shoes.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-07-15T16:45:38Z says:

    Ahh. I miss the Far Side. I wish Gary would have continued that strip.

    • adamdrinkslots
      adamdrinkslots 2007-07-15T20:00:19Z says:

      Kinda hard when your dead...

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2007-07-15T21:30:59Z says:

      he's dead? then it must of been his ghost i met at the barnes & noble in chicago... creepy...

    • adamdrinkslots
      adamdrinkslots 2007-07-15T23:19:31Z says:

      dun...dun...dunnn

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-07-15T22:18:17Z says:

    he has a book with plants written on it , i bet there is a awesome desciption about plantshit.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-07-15T23:25:49Z says:

      Somehow, I doubt it. If there was a God, which I doubt, then he would have overlooked you.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-07-16T02:11:18Z says:

      no para-bellum you're wrong plantshit is mentioned in that book as an ugly seed from the ugly tree which when it fell off hit every branch on the way down then begat a plant which proliferated and became the nemesis of humanity which we now refer to as the dandelion

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-07-16T02:12:45Z says:

      or maybe the bear slayer i can't remember now

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-07-16T18:59:31Z says:

      I stand corrected, sasquatch. Sounds a good description, so you obviously didn't make that up on the spot...

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2007-07-16T20:27:25Z says:

      it's not a book, it's a box of seeds. everything else is seed containers you'd think plants would be a special book mixed in with that? dumbass

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-07-16T21:02:18Z says:

      plantshit is special and is not a seed.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-07-16T22:27:35Z says:

      PLantshit should never, ever be allowed to seed.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-07-16T22:29:50Z says:

      Although he certainly is 'special'.

  • god
    god 2007-07-16T12:43:28Z says:

    I have something to admit people of earth... you were a mistake.

chairman_of_the_bored
posted July 15, 2007

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