Creationism is so ridiculous even when you only know very little about biology that it is almost funny again. At least to me it would be a waste of time to get angry about it...
thats where quantum physics comes in
the old electron wave particle thing
if you apply it to evolution
we control it
the act of measuring will change it
thats how dogs can make their litter adapted to weather changes and shit
Yep, Darwin was actually a theology student when he got interested in biology. Never said why life got started, just how things changed into what they are.
I had a science teacher back in middle school who told us she was unsure about evolution. If you're calling yourself a science teacher and don't believe in evolution, that is false fucking advertising.
Whilst we're on the subject, DeaRed reminded me of what a teacher said to my niece a few months ago in class (she's 10) and that was "some people believe in evolution". Infer what you will but what's remarkable about this is she doesn't go to a school in Texas, she attends a British school. I really used to think that the whole creationism thing was restricted to US schools. We'd better start believing in devolution as the Christian Lobby gets more powerful.
Give it time, kikia. Although Aussies are generally tougher and more resilient to bullshit, I'm quite sure there are some creationists in your neck of the woods just waiting...they're like a social virus, spreading memes.
^ Nice one for reminding me about memes, i saw something about them years ago an wanted to read more but coudn't find much, there's lots now, its a very intresting concept.
Haha i havent pranked them with the old JayHo intravenous, there are 3 brothers each around 6'5 so they would pound me like brother thor in reno911. They have said that they have knocked on practically everyones door in the world now so they are going to stop with it. I have read a few copies of the watchtower but it is pretty damning stuff sometimes.
Well sOnn3 considering the fact that there's 15 replies after chimp's comment and the last three of them were questions, it's not that clear who you were talking to is it?
Spiderman is an instrument of the Dark One, created to 'appear' to stand for righteousness. Rather like Ted Haggard, but Spiderman's yet to be outed...
Spiderman is an instrument of the Dark One, created to 'appear' to stand for righteousness. Rather like Ted Haggard, but Spiderman's yet to be outed...
no para-bellum you're wrong plantshit is mentioned in that book as an ugly seed from the ugly tree which when it fell off hit every branch on the way down then begat a plant which proliferated and became the nemesis of humanity which we now refer to as the dandelion
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Good old Far Side.
My favourite God one is "God at His computer". Love the idea of a smite button.
Microsoft GodWorks 2.0.
"Click OK to create life"
I liked the one where he was making snakes.
"Wow, this is a breeze."
Creationism is so ridiculous even when you only know very little about biology that it is almost funny again. At least to me it would be a waste of time to get angry about it...
The thing about that is the evolution theory does not discount a creator, just the whole idea that men and women magically appeared etc.
well put kikia.
thats where quantum physics comes in
the old electron wave particle thing
if you apply it to evolution
we control it
the act of measuring will change it
thats how dogs can make their litter adapted to weather changes and shit
Yep, Darwin was actually a theology student when he got interested in biology. Never said why life got started, just how things changed into what they are.
You seem quite lucid here though.
I had a science teacher back in middle school who told us she was unsure about evolution. If you're calling yourself a science teacher and don't believe in evolution, that is false fucking advertising.
Darwin, however, did die an atheist. Stories about him rekindling his faith on his death-bed were made up by religious people.
Whilst we're on the subject, DeaRed reminded me of what a teacher said to my niece a few months ago in class (she's 10) and that was "some people believe in evolution". Infer what you will but what's remarkable about this is she doesn't go to a school in Texas, she attends a British school. I really used to think that the whole creationism thing was restricted to US schools. We'd better start believing in devolution as the Christian Lobby gets more powerful.
Im glad i am in university where all thats BS holds no ground. In Aussie high schools i dont think creationism even gets a mention.
Give it time, kikia. Although Aussies are generally tougher and more resilient to bullshit, I'm quite sure there are some creationists in your neck of the woods just waiting...they're like a social virus, spreading memes.
^ Nice one for reminding me about memes, i saw something about them years ago an wanted to read more but coudn't find much, there's lots now, its a very intresting concept.
I share a house with Jehovas Witnesses, so i know all about the creationist theory haha.
Ever pull any intravenous pranks on them?
Or at least showed them that John Safran versus God section on Jehovas?
Do they knock on their own front doors to convert you, kikia?
who asked?
Who asked what?
How many copies of The Watchtower have you read?
lets figure it out.. I replied to JimPanse's comment, hence my comment must be directed towards his.
Haha i havent pranked them with the old JayHo intravenous, there are 3 brothers each around 6'5 so they would pound me like brother thor in reno911. They have said that they have knocked on practically everyones door in the world now so they are going to stop with it. I have read a few copies of the watchtower but it is pretty damning stuff sometimes.
Well sOnn3 considering the fact that there's 15 replies after chimp's comment and the last three of them were questions, it's not that clear who you were talking to is it?
Guess the arachnids are just shit out of luck.
Everyone knows the devil created spidies...
Then how do you explain spiderman...
Spiderman is an instrument of the Dark One, created to 'appear' to stand for righteousness. Rather like Ted Haggard, but Spiderman's yet to be outed...
Spiderman is an instrument of the Dark One, created to 'appear' to stand for righteousness. Rather like Ted Haggard, but Spiderman's yet to be outed...
So both Spidermen are instruments of the Dark Ones are they?
Notice how he is sprinkling them right on Texas.
God Bless Texas!
Funny, it looks like it's aimed at Canada to me.
... theres a difference?
Yeah. The shitheads in Texas are more red than the ones in Canada.
lol
I thought God was black. He is in Bruce Almighty and its follow-up. This picture must be fake.
it is fake, God is a woman.
Does that make God a black woman? Who was that black woman with the broom in the old Tom and Jerry cartoons? We know now.
Mammy Two Shoes.
Ahh. I miss the Far Side. I wish Gary would have continued that strip.
Kinda hard when your dead...
he's dead? then it must of been his ghost i met at the barnes & noble in chicago... creepy...
dun...dun...dunnn
he has a book with plants written on it , i bet there is a awesome desciption about plantshit.
Somehow, I doubt it. If there was a God, which I doubt, then he would have overlooked you.
no para-bellum you're wrong plantshit is mentioned in that book as an ugly seed from the ugly tree which when it fell off hit every branch on the way down then begat a plant which proliferated and became the nemesis of humanity which we now refer to as the dandelion
or maybe the bear slayer i can't remember now
I stand corrected, sasquatch. Sounds a good description, so you obviously didn't make that up on the spot...
it's not a book, it's a box of seeds. everything else is seed containers you'd think plants would be a special book mixed in with that? dumbass
plantshit is special and is not a seed.
PLantshit should never, ever be allowed to seed.
Although he certainly is 'special'.
I have something to admit people of earth... you were a mistake.