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I CAN SEE HIS DING-DONG!
This is Muchosucko. You can call it a penis here. Or a dick, if you prefer. Manly parts. Schlong. Pecker. Cock. Wobbly bits. Should I keep going?
Yes!
You forgot Willy the one eyed wonder worm.
Piss Whistle,Longfellow,Capt.Peeper and the Ball Brigade,Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger, Skin-Flute, Todger, Tubesteak, The Pussy-Hammer..
My penis is the hammer of God.
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF
RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
his sack has swollen to three times its size!
How did you know, Vic? did you look at his sack before you burt him?
*burnt dimwit.
I dunno what happened. I posted another bunch last night, but nothing showed up here... So here it is again: Meat stick. Rod. Hot rod. Hot beef injection. Salami. Polish sausage (for those of you who are, in fact, Polish). German sausage (for the German folks out there). Power pole. Power-up mushroom. One-eyed trouser snake. Cum gun. And the nickname mine picked up last year: Waldo.
Waldo? Careful Smerf, that could be construed as your tube steak being hard to find.
Unless you have, in fact, put a little red and white striped sweater on it....
nice pose
BBQ Sauce..
Kinda reminds me of your mother.
he isnt burnt.. hes cajun!
that's funny stuff morph.
Too long in the tanning bed.
That's what I look like after about 20 minutes in the sun. :-(
you are right..Your momma is so stupid she forgot to to stick a rod up her ass to rotisserie her ass..
Whammy!
Wrong..I was replying to your comment stupid..about your mother in the tanning bed..
double whammy! 2 for 1, gj bio
Bitcho, have you ever seen your mom standing up?
Whammy!
is 'whammy' the new 'zing!'?
Booya!
Shazzam!
badda bing!
Booosh!
badaboom!
Haha in the thumbnail I thought someone posed the body to look like it was a chick masturbating.
you think that's funny, you sick fuck!?
that's some good jerky
I smelled something like that once. Won't forget it.
"something like that"? can you explain how you jerk off until you catch fire???
Well, if you were wearing a flint condom and steel gloves.
He looks like spiderman!! hahaha damn
it does
I was thinking of Michael Jackson from that old "Thriller" video myself. Shows how old I am...
go spidey!
gramps
What did he die in, a tandoor?
hmmm indian food!
>is that a baby crowning???
If he had red hair, then he's now the Ultimate Fire Crotch.
Bastard.
whichever way u look at it. im sure thats not the way anyone wants to die
ya it looks like an easy way out
This is why I stay the hell away from Florida.
Damn you Lindsey Lohan!!!
ewwwww why is his sack all big and swollen??!?