I gave a bum $5 and the rest of my 750 bottle of Jager for admitting he didn't need money for a train ticket home and that he was going to spend it on liquor.
"can i get change for a phone call?" "ok, who you wanna call?"*while walking over to phonebooth just 2 feet away, putting in my change* "will fuck you then" *bum walks away*
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thats brilliant well played man
jeez crash - swallow much?
oh comon man that was funny, i once gave a guy 5 bucks cause he was holding a sign that said " conducting alcohol research "
I gave a bum $5 and the rest of my 750 bottle of Jager for admitting he didn't need money for a train ticket home and that he was going to spend it on liquor.
Jager is nasty shit.
I'll usually give money to an honest bum, or at least one that has an interesting sign. At least they're working for my change, then.
fuck you, jager is great
I haven't seen a bum in many, many years.
try the mirror
Ooohhh, good one. Ha ha.
*Sarcasm (for the dumbasses like jimi)
"can i get change for a phone call?" "ok, who you wanna call?"*while walking over to phonebooth just 2 feet away, putting in my change* "will fuck you then" *bum walks away*
strange butt true...i think chm might finally be dead, for real
..or else he's just getting lots of OT at Burger Queen...
either way....
I celebrate that.
yup yup
Party at Claude's
Possum, what the fuck were you doing in my backyard last night?
So sorry to disappoint. I don't need to comment all the fucking time like you losers.
no, no, it's fine, you keep up the good work there.
Clever sonovabitch.
the next fortune five millionaire....
ill hit him with 25 pennies then he can make it into a quarter and i throw them as fast as i can
with a wrist rocket......
Make a fist with a roll of dimes and hit him as hard as you can.
The bottom part said "ounce", but he's too high to notice it fell off.
at 70mph? you got a deal.
Would it be breaking the rules if I put a load of quarters into a sock and hit him repeatedly with it?
No.
I'd hit him with a two pound coin, just 'cause I'm mean
and I'd take it back
You don't have many friends do you?
He doesn't even have two pounds.
lol camy