I had a party one time and my friend had the sudden urge to hurl and turned just in time to puke in the kitchen sink, only there was dirty dishwater in there. He came over the next day all hungover and I urged him to exorcise his vitriol, so he reaches in and pulls the plug only to find the big puke chunks have settled to the bottom and made an impromptu plug of their own, so the guy is standing there gagging and vomiting bile into sink two, while grinding the puke chunks through the steel strainer thing at the bottom of sink one with his index finger.
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Kids are so funny
She feels all warm and squishy inside now.
Wonder if it smells better or worse now
Depends on if she washed it that day.
do you like the smell of tuna or puke??
Ah, the good ol' days.
reminds me of prom night
Shit, I'm 31 and it reminds me of 3 weeks ago.
^cant handle beer
Pfft, it wasn't beer I was drinking. I don't exactly remember what it was but I got completely shithoused in a way I hadn't been in a NUMBER of years.
if you did that at my house you'd be cleaning it up, apologizing to my dog , leaving and never coming back
Who Dik! You're a real gentleman. I'd drag that mook out and bounce him off his stupid white hat.
People who can't handle their liquor: DOWN THEM!
So that's why hank left.
I had a party one time and my friend had the sudden urge to hurl and turned just in time to puke in the kitchen sink, only there was dirty dishwater in there. He came over the next day all hungover and I urged him to exorcise his vitriol, so he reaches in and pulls the plug only to find the big puke chunks have settled to the bottom and made an impromptu plug of their own, so the guy is standing there gagging and vomiting bile into sink two, while grinding the puke chunks through the steel strainer thing at the bottom of sink one with his index finger.
Who says youth is wasted on the young?
I think you just did.
I do, Roland. I say that! And I damn well mean it!
well, dik, i'm sure they could come back just one more time. To bring back new beer from the store? No?
That's an extremely loyal girl.
I think you spelled drunk wrong.
Yes she is. Now she has to go home and try to explain to her parents why her snatch smells like puke
Do your parents smell your snatch when you come home?
The first thing they'd check is vagina odour
ya id probably kill mysef...
we're still waiting
...<drumming fingers>
yeah, someone's gettin laid tonight!
When they get done, he'll have to pull corn & steak out of the tip
-2 health and -4 armour bonus for team puke
no. girls love that. it's like spilling one's guts to her...
oh, my bad. you wrote armour. not amour... :*(
It ain't a party till someone pukes in a drunk chick's lap.
something similar happened to me when i was about 15 year old too... they never invited me again... hehe...
she like it
He says his name is RRRalph.
Jesus, why can't he just spit on it like everyone else?
His father was Japanese.
She must have been drunker than he was to just sit there and let that happen...
took it like a champ though