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Crying Hippies

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Crying Hippies

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Comments to Crying Hippies

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot says:

    Punch hippies in the face.

    2008-09-03T04:12:19Z
    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS says:

      If those trees could talk they would tell her to shut the fuck up.

      2008-09-03T04:21:48Z
    • golemmings
      golemmings says:

      I like trees a lot. These people are pathetic, though.

      2008-09-03T04:37:17Z
    • FatPat
      FatPat says:

      Effexor XR or Haldol would help. That, and electroshock therapy.

      2008-09-03T17:01:29Z
    • BigDumbHippy

      these arnt hippies, they're environmentalists. much worse

      2008-09-04T08:23:46Z
    • ChrisHansen69

      haha! yes

      2008-09-12T06:24:46Z
  • stringsNstuff

    boohoo. what else am I going to whipe my ass with?

    2008-09-03T04:13:01Z
    • master-zebulon

      maybe it's more like what is going to clean the air that you breathe?

      trees are the lungs of the earth. cut them down and we'll be breathing our own waste. but not for long!

      2008-09-03T06:26:11Z
    • SpankysQuest

      there's algae in the ocean that can clean air too. we're not totally fucked.

      2008-09-03T06:29:49Z
    • Bootface
      Bootface says:

      most lumber companies today own tree farms, so the trees never really grew up in the wild anyway..oh and they replant entire forests...to cut down later.

      2008-09-04T09:47:34Z
  • Kojach
    Kojach says:

    what the fuck do they live in? wooden shacks made out of branches that fell from trees of their own accord?

    2008-09-03T04:13:27Z
  • Nixon'sGhost

    Wait, rocks have life?

    2008-09-03T04:26:12Z
    • PwnBot
      PwnBot says:

      Just like Nixon had a soul.

      2008-09-03T04:34:50Z
    • Kojach
      Kojach says:

      well they probably contain carbon which all lifeforms on earth have so...still no rocks dont have life

      2008-09-03T04:36:24Z
    • DickNixonJr

      Life being an organism? No.
      Life being it can stone the crap out of someone? Your god yes!

      2008-09-03T04:37:39Z
  • Asphalt
    Asphalt says:

    The Dvd extras for Bambi blow

    2008-09-03T04:28:25Z
    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS says:

      You expected something else?

      2008-09-03T04:30:40Z
    • Asphalt
      Asphalt says:

      Maybe an NRA documentary, but not this

      2008-09-03T05:07:46Z
  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 says:

    Um, I just wanted to go camping?

    2008-09-03T04:34:11Z
    • dik
      dik says:

      so....ummm..who wants hot dogs?

      2008-09-03T04:35:52Z
    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk says:

      Would it be too much to ask for a veggie burger?

      2008-09-03T04:39:00Z
    • Asphalt
      Asphalt says:

      You want ivy or sumac on your tofu?

      2008-09-03T04:40:20Z
    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 says:

      Fuck this, I'm making shmores

      2008-09-03T05:05:59Z
    • Rolandofgilead

      Brook trout roasted over hot coals in tinfoil with butter and lemon for me please.

      2008-09-03T06:37:37Z
    • Mako
      Mako says:

      The Tilapia's in the cooler. Grab me a cold one on your way back.

      2008-09-03T07:46:59Z
    • toolman961
      toolman961 says:

      Get off the grass, you're killing it.

      2008-09-04T01:22:13Z
  • Babies Kill You

    I was looking for this for the longest fucking time! I saw this in my sociology (study of dumb) class at SUNY ESF. I almost had to leave to room I was laughing so hard XD

    2008-09-03T04:44:33Z
    • anotherpocho

      Yeah these people have other problems that have nothing to do with trees. This is probably a way of coping with everyday stress. I pick up hookers sometimes.

      2008-09-03T05:05:49Z
    • dik
      dik says:

      this is pretty good i'd like to see more actually

      2008-09-03T05:07:45Z
    • Babies Kill You

      It was part of a documentary on Eco groups and stuff like that, you should have seen the part with the hippies tied to the trees XD

      2008-09-03T05:33:10Z
    • dik
      dik says:

      pretty funny i might actually search it up..along with those snake-handling religous freaks from the south

      2008-09-03T05:44:39Z
    • Mako
      Mako says:

      BKY, I live 10 minutes from ESF lol.

      2008-09-03T07:47:43Z
    • Babies Kill You

      Yeah I was in Syracuse before I disappeared for awhile. That place sucks.

      2008-09-03T16:30:14Z
    • Mako
      Mako says:

      Agreed, but it keeps money in my pocket lol.

      2008-09-04T06:33:02Z
  • labtec6
    labtec6 says:

    I have the sudden urge to cut down the trees in the forest behind my house and start a lumber yard.

    2008-09-03T05:03:47Z
  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy says:

    These people may be over the top, but try laughing when the builders and bankers finally get their way. Reservoirs have been desperately needed, but hell, there's no money in that, better to use that land for more McMansions. How's the H2O situation in Atlanta and Charlotte? I hope there's another drought like 2006/7... (not that it's even over yet)

    2008-09-03T05:21:32Z
    • Kojach
      Kojach says:

      desalination is the future, we just shouldve started funding it 60 years ago

      2008-09-03T05:31:40Z
    • Babies Kill You

      I laugh because people like this honestly harm their cause rather than help it with this shit. If they want to do something, they need to get their asses out of the fucking "cathedral" and into lobby groups to push stiffer legislation of tree harvesting. Or if they truly loved trees that much, they go to school and become conservation foresters that work hand in hand with lumber companies to make sure that they cut forests right to make them pretty and healthy for future harvest. Sitting around and crying about it in fetal positions simply makes them look like raging idiots with flaccid penises and sagging boobs. Forests only like big bouncing boobs and long hard wood.

      2008-09-03T05:41:12Z
    • Rolandofgilead

      Tired Guy, I hear being a retard has its ups and Downs.. (just returning the favor).

      2008-09-03T06:10:47Z
    • Babies Kill You

      Thankee Sai.

      2008-09-03T06:33:18Z
    • Rolandofgilead

      Long days and pleasant nights.

      2008-09-03T06:39:46Z
  • caleg
    caleg says:

    I like how these hippies bitch about trees, a renewable resource but own all the everyday items you and I have outta whats it called...oh yea, METAL. One of the most ecologically unfriendly industries around.

    2008-09-03T06:02:47Z
  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 says:

    If they keep screaming like that, they're going to scare the trees away!

    2008-09-03T07:39:29Z
  • Cervix_Surfer

    I'm not banned? Anyways, these comments are gold. That scream at the end made me fall off my chair laughing.

    2008-09-03T09:07:57Z
  • BigDumbHippy

    I'm embarrassed by these people

    2008-09-03T09:14:05Z
    • Bootface
      Bootface says:

      So can those hippies even smoke pot?

      2008-09-04T09:51:45Z
  • ADAT
    ADAT says:

    Damn I live in Berkeley, and I thought that the hippies there were extreme, but I haven't seen anything compared to this sad shit when it comes to tree lovers.

    2008-09-03T10:54:50Z
  • ClaudeBallz

    *Flash forward 50,000,000 years* MOON: Hey Earth, did you ever get rid of those parasites? EARTH: "Ya, I did, just a few years after those giant lizards"

    2008-09-03T10:55:56Z
  • iamgodandyoudie

    This bitch watched "The Happening" one too many times and got freaked the fuck out. She's just afraid, although if trees started killing people, I'd hope that she would die first.

    2008-09-03T13:36:20Z
  • Best-comment-winner-is...

    wishing Sasquatch would mess with these people

    2008-09-03T13:51:33Z
    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 says:

      rofl, god, that would be GOLD! LOL

      2008-09-03T22:12:13Z
  • XxShadowFalconxX

    i like tree too but..damn bitch shut ur face!!!!

    2008-09-03T19:59:50Z
  • Balls_Malone

    What's red and orange and looks great on hippies?



    Flames.

    2008-09-03T23:22:08Z
    • elchris
      elchris says:

      *throws a lit match into diks hair

      2008-09-04T14:24:13Z
  • toolman961
    toolman961 says:

    I'd like a tree to fall over on them. Maybe that would make them feel better.

    2008-09-04T01:28:00Z
  • greyfox5150

    If these morons had a brain between em they would fuck it up by trying to save it...do they really believe an industry is going to come to work one day and say "oh shit everyone go home we cut down all the trees there's no more work for you" JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK...there is more forest area now than 100 years ago thanks to the logging industry..oh and fewer forest fires too..gawd i hate 21st century hippies...

    2008-09-04T01:31:19Z
  • rokntoy
    rokntoy says:

    God I hate you people in my fuckin state. Get out Jerry Garcia is fuckin DEAD. I wish Treebeard would fuck you in the ASS!!!!!

    2008-09-04T01:35:27Z
  • morchponkeys

    wish i was there to stomp on the grass to make them cry even more...fucking hippies

    2008-09-05T03:04:50Z
  • theforgotten

    bet they don't cry when they're smoking their bongs and eating their prescious plants that their mourning we're sorry nom nom nom

    2008-10-29T05:54:26Z
Jones
posted September 03, 2008

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