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  • Big-balls
    Agent-G says:

    Good God Almighty, I hope he has a permit for that

    2007-10-18T04:03:16Z
    • 16x16
      se7enx777 says:

      God??? so that's what G stands for?! Agent_God?? fuck god and his cucumber cock.

      2007-10-18T08:02:02Z
    • 16x16
      redsun0032 says:

      Looks like everyone just took aim at his penis with bbguns, and just annihilated his penis.

      2007-10-18T11:19:04Z
    • Untitled-1
      aspyr says:

      No hes just slowly sprouting mushrooms out of it

      2007-10-19T12:33:00Z
  • Texas
    supernova says:

    So what do we do with this.....slice it down the middle and toss it on the grill?

    2007-10-18T04:03:54Z
    • Buuicon

      Um...OW?

      2007-10-18T04:07:48Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      You gotta take out the ball bearings before you can munch on that one, nova

      2007-10-18T04:12:14Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Thank God for you, asshat...
      Else I may have eaten an earing.... knob holder.

      2007-10-18T04:15:28Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      :D
      No prob, I have to watch out for slow people like you else you might forget to breath or something

      2007-10-18T04:33:45Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      You know what, dick gremlin....you and your room temp. I.Q. can go eat a dick.

      2007-10-18T04:37:48Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Whats with the hostility my cognitively decrepit friend? I thought I was re-establishing peace in your heathen manner

      2007-10-18T04:42:18Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Fuck you! I gotta pick a fight before I leave.... and you are delusional enough to think you can match wits with me....so I'm gonna beat you up for a couple days!!
      Asshat!

      2007-10-18T04:48:40Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Meh meh meh... Ive heard all this before from you, super, and Im still unscathed... *yawn*

      2007-10-18T04:55:23Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Well, then tell me what you think about Kierkegaard's theorem, that metaphysics is conceptually obtuse....
      No? you are a dumb fuck!!

      2007-10-18T05:03:13Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      Kierkegaard once said, "Does it make me gay if I prance around in my woman's see-through panties, and masterbate with the new Axe showewr gel?", .

      2007-10-18T05:08:49Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Oh ok, knowledge of some vaguely famous dutch theorizing bum is a true sign of intelligence... people who try to classify life in such a way as him tend to be those that experience the least of it...

      2007-10-18T05:11:20Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      If you really want to go into mundane sporadic questioning, I can do the same thing...

      2007-10-18T05:13:50Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      You kids need to shut up and eat your damn carrots.

      2007-10-18T05:16:35Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      @ asshat, way to look up with wiki....
      You should try reading somtime.

      2007-10-18T05:21:28Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Godzilla, are you looking to be my angle of aggression?
      If not then shut up!!

      2007-10-18T05:24:13Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      haha omg! Not like I didn't see that coming...
      Alright Nova, why dont you tell me about the S. American Triple alliance, and the nations that made it up. Or perhaps you could give me the low-down on how Loki supposedly existed in all mythologies. Or why dont you explain the 2DR surveying method?

      2007-10-18T05:26:40Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      And Asshat, if you think you can stump me.....then go for it. I love to put shit heads in their place.
      I know a little about a lot of things.

      2007-10-18T05:29:07Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      ... mkay...

      2007-10-18T05:31:04Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      What would you like to know about survey, ASTM?

      2007-10-18T05:31:16Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      I am having fun, and you are funny as shit tonight, Super. You can have at it though. I'm too old to care.

      2007-10-18T05:31:46Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Thanks, Mr. Zilla.

      2007-10-18T05:34:22Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      A simple explanation of closing the horizon with a standard theodolite, and the system error corrections involved. Extremely basic stuff...

      2007-10-18T05:34:48Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      So, well agree that we have different areas of expertise...

      PS.
      you're stupid!!

      2007-10-18T05:38:47Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      heh, its ok Nova, I was just playin... I think the lack of bitcho has given us no output for smacktalk lately...

      2007-10-18T05:43:00Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      free bitcho

      2007-10-18T05:48:14Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Really? I'd like to see an explanation of your post....
      "closing the horizon"......and explain the equipment.
      Giving a random quote of a scientific procedure is dumb....

      2007-10-18T05:49:15Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      Free bitcho?

      2007-10-18T06:01:10Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Godzilla, you're not helping yourself...fucknut.

      2007-10-18T06:04:08Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Mkay. Pretty much set up your theodolite (Angle measuring scope, essentially) over your point and make it level. Measure your angles and add them up. Naturally they ought to equal 360 degrees, but usually wont due to the system error (human mistake, equipment inaccuracy). So you take the difference between each 2DR measure (2Direct, 2Reverse) and divide by the # of angles you took. Take that number and add or subtract from each angle add you ought to have an angle measure of within a few sec.'s of the true angle. hmm, I think I explained that right...

      2007-10-18T06:05:20Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      fucknut?

      2007-10-18T06:08:17Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      What you're explaining is, the ASTM standard for measurement and (Shooting) compensating for human error...
      Every contractor knows the rules...
      You have said nothing that I haven't gone to school for.

      2007-10-18T06:19:50Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Try again, only this time hold the gun, Directly to your temple....

      2007-10-18T06:24:25Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Uhh, thats what a goddamn 2DR measure IS. The fact that its abiding by what the national guidelines are has nothing to do with it. And if yer gonna act gay about it, then maybe you ought to have answered me the first time I asked the question if its SO simple. Sheise man, you pretty much just said I was wrong by stating proof Im right... I mean, why SHOULDN'T it go along with what the ASTM states?

      2007-10-18T06:38:08Z
    • Bukowski1

      This has got to be the gayest, lamest flame war in the history of the world, ever.

      2007-10-18T06:44:58Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      hahahaha

      2007-10-18T06:48:28Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      wait let me put Star Wars on pause

      2007-10-18T06:48:57Z
    • 16x16

      Wow. How bout you fleshy-fun-bridges quit flirting and just have sex already! Nigger-lips!

      2007-10-18T06:50:18Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      @ assshat, you have no idea what you are talking about.
      If you want to keep going to Wiki. for source material, then go ahead, but don't pretend to understand it.

      2007-10-18T06:57:34Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      heh ok dude, whatever. Maybe you ought to wiki a pair of nuts and some common sense. You asked me something (after I asked you the same thing), I answered, and you cant seem to handle a simple concept that you "supposedly" know all about, fine by me... never have I had such a bogus argument hahahah this is too funny

      2007-10-18T07:06:53Z
    • Bukowski1

      It's not really very funny.

      2007-10-18T07:09:23Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Ok, if you're so familiar, explain your methods of research....

      2007-10-18T07:13:10Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Jesus Christ, wtf are you talking about? My coffee is gone and this is getting old... I take surveying and drafting classes and I get instructed. We take equipment out and do shit. Theres not much more to it than that... Im goin to bed. I'll argue with you tomorrow...

      2007-10-18T07:21:40Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Ok, take your soil samples and go!!
      Make sure you compact them ASTM....

      2007-10-18T07:33:04Z
    • Lepprntava

      Leave my minion alone, he knows....stuff.
      Besides nova, we all know you are a dookie head!

      2007-10-18T17:37:59Z
    • Buuicon

      Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. You've all seen the picture, and you're all retarded :D

      2007-10-18T20:42:08Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      My answer is 4.
      I don't even remember what the picture was.

      2007-10-18T21:49:35Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      Nova started his period last night I think.

      2007-10-18T22:56:21Z
    • Lepprntava

      Or the fact he is getting shipped out in less than a week.

      2007-10-19T02:02:42Z
    • 51q1he6y1ql
      Terrapin says:

      You guys are all a bunch of fucking losers. Who gives a shit about ATMS or whatever the fuck it is. Get a fucking life!!!

      2007-10-19T18:02:35Z
  • White-box
    Archman says:

    Bad excuse for having bad warts.

    2007-10-18T04:04:25Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      Check your Email.

      2007-10-18T04:07:48Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      ^very creepy reply

      2007-10-18T04:15:58Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      Was that supposed to have some sort of symbolic meaning?

      2007-10-18T04:37:21Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Yes, you lazy bastard, check your email.

      2007-10-18T04:41:24Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      I did!

      2007-10-18T05:01:50Z
    • Myphoto1671175
      1rish1 says:

      did you really?

      2007-10-18T05:06:06Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      was it all you hoped?

      2007-10-18T05:22:05Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      No, I was confused.

      2007-10-18T05:29:33Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Bummer...

      2007-10-18T05:36:19Z
    • Huey

      one bead for each year in prison, if i remember correctly.

      2007-10-19T08:33:47Z
  • Small_thing
    BenOfBodom says:

    at least if he gets genital warts no-one will be able to tell the difference

    2007-10-18T04:06:02Z
  • Dragon-avatarsmall
    -Morph- says:

    it looks kinda like a maggot or somekind of mealworm... or larve

    2007-10-18T04:07:16Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      ...Or yours?

      2007-10-18T04:16:04Z
    • Dragon-avatarsmall
      -Morph- says:

      yes.. cause clearly im white...

      2007-10-18T06:06:58Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      I knew it!!
      You cracker bastard....

      2007-10-18T07:05:27Z
  • Smeratar-4-15-2008
    smerf says:

    I think I've seen a type of fruit that looked like that... Still, ew!

    2007-10-18T04:17:28Z
    • 16x16

      its fruits that can take arms to the elbow, up their asses

      2007-10-18T10:22:01Z
  • Php8yti5o_c2am_2_
    shawn2007 says:

    You would have to be one weird twisted fuck to do something like that to yourself

    2007-10-18T04:25:25Z
    • White-box
      Archman says:

      I bet Ryoga did it.

      2007-10-18T04:37:51Z
  • 48x48
    MuchoBoomo says:

    whats up with all the cocks and gay shit on the site...its just plain creepy and gay..really gay...put more tits and ass...damn

    2007-10-18T04:55:17Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Yeah, tonight is especially bad... maybe yak just wanted to get it all outta the way

      2007-10-18T04:59:33Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      deja poo posts the pictures... yak posts the videos that hank submits...when he get's around to it

      2007-10-18T05:05:58Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      Yeah, where the hell are the videos?

      2007-10-18T05:41:17Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Yeah, this place would be nowhere without hank!!
      Good thing he's back....

      2007-10-18T05:44:05Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      ya hank you noob where are they?

      2007-10-18T05:44:54Z
    • Bukowski1

      Sorry, I was sleeping. I'll get right on that.

      2007-10-18T05:58:04Z
    • Bukowski1

      Ok. There you go.

      2007-10-18T07:09:50Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      see... i was kind of getting drunk last night
      and in that process i kind of spilled beer all over my keyboard and it shorted out my space bar... and i had to get a new one so it kind of made posting a bit late :(

      2007-10-18T07:10:59Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      apology accepted...so is your keyboard ruined? that is so bound to happen to me

      2007-10-18T07:49:12Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      A) who the fuck is muchoboomo

      B) why is he being allowed to complain when he hasn't submitted anything, and if fact has only been here for 5 days?

      C) what sort of loser bases his screen name off the name of the site his screen name is for?

      2007-10-18T17:25:02Z
    • Php8yti5o_c2am_2_
      shawn2007 says:

      get'em smerf

      2007-10-18T18:10:17Z
    • Allisvanity

      i think there were more letters in the alphabet

      2007-10-18T18:58:22Z
  • Muchava
    BzaWack says:

    i hope that hurts.

    2007-10-18T15:10:45Z
  • Rc_cgummybeartrap
    Starrsky says:

    Would that even feel good??

    2007-10-18T17:12:10Z
  • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
    toolman961 says:

    Alright girls, If you were about to have sex with this guy and he pulled his shorts down and you seen this cock. What would you do?

    2007-10-18T21:52:46Z
  • Fukyou
    aXx says:

    if you cant statisfy with size you gotta try some other stuff.

    2007-10-19T16:46:36Z
  • Images_8_
    petpillow says:

    i'd tap that^_^

    2008-04-24T11:29:04Z
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