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  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2007-10-18T04:03:16Z says:

    Good God Almighty, I hope he has a permit for that

    • se7enx777
      se7enx777 2007-10-18T08:02:02Z says:

      God??? so that's what G stands for?! Agent_God?? fuck god and his cucumber cock.

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-10-18T11:19:04Z says:

      Looks like everyone just took aim at his penis with bbguns, and just annihilated his penis.

    • aspyr
      aspyr 2007-10-19T12:33:00Z says:

      No hes just slowly sprouting mushrooms out of it

    • titfuck
      titfuck 2009-03-22T16:22:13Z says:

      ahhh why would you do that you must be in to some next level shit

  • supernova
    supernova 2007-10-18T04:03:54Z says:

    So what do we do with this.....slice it down the middle and toss it on the grill?

    • Electrogonnorrhea
      Electrogonnorrhea 2007-10-18T04:07:48Z says:

      Um...OW?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T04:12:14Z says:

      You gotta take out the ball bearings before you can munch on that one, nova

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T04:15:28Z says:

      Thank God for you, asshat...
      Else I may have eaten an earing.... knob holder.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T04:33:45Z says:

      :D
      No prob, I have to watch out for slow people like you else you might forget to breath or something

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T04:37:48Z says:

      You know what, dick gremlin....you and your room temp. I.Q. can go eat a dick.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T04:42:18Z says:

      Whats with the hostility my cognitively decrepit friend? I thought I was re-establishing peace in your heathen manner

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T04:48:40Z says:

      Fuck you! I gotta pick a fight before I leave.... and you are delusional enough to think you can match wits with me....so I'm gonna beat you up for a couple days!!
      Asshat!

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T04:55:23Z says:

      Meh meh meh... Ive heard all this before from you, super, and Im still unscathed... *yawn*

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T05:03:13Z says:

      Well, then tell me what you think about Kierkegaard's theorem, that metaphysics is conceptually obtuse....
      No? you are a dumb fuck!!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-18T05:08:49Z says:

      Kierkegaard once said, "Does it make me gay if I prance around in my woman's see-through panties, and masterbate with the new Axe showewr gel?", .

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T05:11:20Z says:

      Oh ok, knowledge of some vaguely famous dutch theorizing bum is a true sign of intelligence... people who try to classify life in such a way as him tend to be those that experience the least of it...

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T05:13:50Z says:

      If you really want to go into mundane sporadic questioning, I can do the same thing...

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-18T05:16:35Z says:

      You kids need to shut up and eat your damn carrots.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T05:21:28Z says:

      @ asshat, way to look up with wiki....
      You should try reading somtime.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T05:24:13Z says:

      Godzilla, are you looking to be my angle of aggression?
      If not then shut up!!

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T05:26:40Z says:

      haha omg! Not like I didn't see that coming...
      Alright Nova, why dont you tell me about the S. American Triple alliance, and the nations that made it up. Or perhaps you could give me the low-down on how Loki supposedly existed in all mythologies. Or why dont you explain the 2DR surveying method?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T05:29:07Z says:

      And Asshat, if you think you can stump me.....then go for it. I love to put shit heads in their place.
      I know a little about a lot of things.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T05:31:04Z says:

      ... mkay...

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T05:31:16Z says:

      What would you like to know about survey, ASTM?

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-18T05:31:46Z says:

      I am having fun, and you are funny as shit tonight, Super. You can have at it though. I'm too old to care.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T05:34:22Z says:

      Thanks, Mr. Zilla.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T05:34:48Z says:

      A simple explanation of closing the horizon with a standard theodolite, and the system error corrections involved. Extremely basic stuff...

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T05:38:47Z says:

      So, well agree that we have different areas of expertise...

      PS.
      you're stupid!!

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T05:43:00Z says:

      heh, its ok Nova, I was just playin... I think the lack of bitcho has given us no output for smacktalk lately...

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-18T05:48:14Z says:

      free bitcho

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T05:49:15Z says:

      Really? I'd like to see an explanation of your post....
      "closing the horizon"......and explain the equipment.
      Giving a random quote of a scientific procedure is dumb....

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-18T06:01:10Z says:

      Free bitcho?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T06:04:08Z says:

      Godzilla, you're not helping yourself...fucknut.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T06:05:20Z says:

      Mkay. Pretty much set up your theodolite (Angle measuring scope, essentially) over your point and make it level. Measure your angles and add them up. Naturally they ought to equal 360 degrees, but usually wont due to the system error (human mistake, equipment inaccuracy). So you take the difference between each 2DR measure (2Direct, 2Reverse) and divide by the # of angles you took. Take that number and add or subtract from each angle add you ought to have an angle measure of within a few sec.'s of the true angle. hmm, I think I explained that right...

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-18T06:08:17Z says:

      fucknut?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T06:19:50Z says:

      What you're explaining is, the ASTM standard for measurement and (Shooting) compensating for human error...
      Every contractor knows the rules...
      You have said nothing that I haven't gone to school for.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T06:24:25Z says:

      Try again, only this time hold the gun, Directly to your temple....

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T06:38:08Z says:

      Uhh, thats what a goddamn 2DR measure IS. The fact that its abiding by what the national guidelines are has nothing to do with it. And if yer gonna act gay about it, then maybe you ought to have answered me the first time I asked the question if its SO simple. Sheise man, you pretty much just said I was wrong by stating proof Im right... I mean, why SHOULDN'T it go along with what the ASTM states?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-18T06:44:58Z says:

      This has got to be the gayest, lamest flame war in the history of the world, ever.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-18T06:48:28Z says:

      hahahaha

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-18T06:48:57Z says:

      wait let me put Star Wars on pause

    • MyPenisIsNamedDoug
      MyPenisIsNamedDoug 2007-10-18T06:50:18Z says:

      Wow. How bout you fleshy-fun-bridges quit flirting and just have sex already! Nigger-lips!

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T06:57:34Z says:

      @ assshat, you have no idea what you are talking about.
      If you want to keep going to Wiki. for source material, then go ahead, but don't pretend to understand it.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T07:06:53Z says:

      heh ok dude, whatever. Maybe you ought to wiki a pair of nuts and some common sense. You asked me something (after I asked you the same thing), I answered, and you cant seem to handle a simple concept that you "supposedly" know all about, fine by me... never have I had such a bogus argument hahahah this is too funny

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-18T07:09:23Z says:

      It's not really very funny.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T07:13:10Z says:

      Ok, if you're so familiar, explain your methods of research....

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T07:21:40Z says:

      Jesus Christ, wtf are you talking about? My coffee is gone and this is getting old... I take surveying and drafting classes and I get instructed. We take equipment out and do shit. Theres not much more to it than that... Im goin to bed. I'll argue with you tomorrow...

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T07:33:04Z says:

      Ok, take your soil samples and go!!
      Make sure you compact them ASTM....

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-18T17:37:59Z says:

      Leave my minion alone, he knows....stuff.
      Besides nova, we all know you are a dookie head!

    • Electrogonnorrhea
      Electrogonnorrhea 2007-10-18T20:42:08Z says:

      Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. You've all seen the picture, and you're all retarded :D

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-18T21:49:35Z says:

      My answer is 4.
      I don't even remember what the picture was.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-18T22:56:21Z says:

      Nova started his period last night I think.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-10-19T02:02:42Z says:

      Or the fact he is getting shipped out in less than a week.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2007-10-19T18:02:35Z says:

      You guys are all a bunch of fucking losers. Who gives a shit about ATMS or whatever the fuck it is. Get a fucking life!!!

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-10-18T04:04:25Z says:

    Bad excuse for having bad warts.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-18T04:07:48Z says:

      Check your Email.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-18T04:15:58Z says:

      ^very creepy reply

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-18T04:37:21Z says:

      Was that supposed to have some sort of symbolic meaning?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T04:41:24Z says:

      Yes, you lazy bastard, check your email.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-18T05:01:50Z says:

      I did!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-18T05:06:06Z says:

      did you really?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T05:22:05Z says:

      was it all you hoped?

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-18T05:29:33Z says:

      No, I was confused.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T05:36:19Z says:

      Bummer...

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2007-10-19T08:33:47Z says:

      one bead for each year in prison, if i remember correctly.

  • BenOfBodom
    BenOfBodom 2007-10-18T04:06:02Z says:

    at least if he gets genital warts no-one will be able to tell the difference

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-10-18T04:07:16Z says:

    it looks kinda like a maggot or somekind of mealworm... or larve

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T04:16:04Z says:

      ...Or yours?

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-10-18T06:06:58Z says:

      yes.. cause clearly im white...

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T07:05:27Z says:

      I knew it!!
      You cracker bastard....

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-10-18T04:17:28Z says:

    I think I've seen a type of fruit that looked like that... Still, ew!

    • Rageoflucifer
      Rageoflucifer 2007-10-18T10:22:01Z says:

      its fruits that can take arms to the elbow, up their asses

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-10-18T04:25:25Z says:

    You would have to be one weird twisted fuck to do something like that to yourself

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-18T04:37:51Z says:

      I bet Ryoga did it.

  • MuchoBoomo
    MuchoBoomo 2007-10-18T04:55:17Z says:

    whats up with all the cocks and gay shit on the site...its just plain creepy and gay..really gay...put more tits and ass...damn

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-18T04:59:33Z says:

      Yeah, tonight is especially bad... maybe yak just wanted to get it all outta the way

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-18T05:05:58Z says:

      deja poo posts the pictures... yak posts the videos that hank submits...when he get's around to it

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-10-18T05:41:17Z says:

      Yeah, where the hell are the videos?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-18T05:44:05Z says:

      Yeah, this place would be nowhere without hank!!
      Good thing he's back....

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-18T05:44:54Z says:

      ya hank you noob where are they?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-18T05:58:04Z says:

      Sorry, I was sleeping. I'll get right on that.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-18T07:09:50Z says:

      Ok. There you go.

    • yak
      yak 2007-10-18T07:10:59Z says:

      see... i was kind of getting drunk last night
      and in that process i kind of spilled beer all over my keyboard and it shorted out my space bar... and i had to get a new one so it kind of made posting a bit late :(

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-18T07:49:12Z says:

      apology accepted...so is your keyboard ruined? that is so bound to happen to me

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-18T17:25:02Z says:

      A) who the fuck is muchoboomo

      B) why is he being allowed to complain when he hasn't submitted anything, and if fact has only been here for 5 days?

      C) what sort of loser bases his screen name off the name of the site his screen name is for?

    • shawn2007
      shawn2007 2007-10-18T18:10:17Z says:

      get'em smerf

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2007-10-18T18:58:22Z says:

      i think there were more letters in the alphabet

  • BzaWack
    BzaWack 2007-10-18T15:10:45Z says:

    i hope that hurts.

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-10-18T17:12:10Z says:

    Would that even feel good??

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-10-18T21:52:46Z says:

    Alright girls, If you were about to have sex with this guy and he pulled his shorts down and you seen this cock. What would you do?

  • aXx
    aXx 2007-10-19T16:46:36Z says:

    if you cant statisfy with size you gotta try some other stuff.

  • petpillow
    petpillow 2008-04-24T11:29:04Z says:

    i'd tap that^_^

  • johnnyhash
    johnnyhash 2009-08-22T10:09:59Z says:

    seriously ladies.would u let that penetrate?

CongressmanDildo
posted October 18, 2007

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