My ex girlfriend liked me sticking fruit and veg up her twat and eating it out. My mate came to stay in our house and we stole all his fruit and veg out of the fridge. Unfortunately I didn't know he was diabetic and had to eat regularly and he fell into a diabetic coma coz he had nothing to eat and died. True story.
Comments to Cucumber fun
Is it just me, or did she have a condom on the wrong end?
I wish she would try with more food groups, even dessert like an apple pie.
I think only the second scene involved an actual cucumber.
i think the last one was actually a courgette
I wonder who the first person to think of using a cucumber was.
^Probably the Bitch of the Dude who ate the first Shroom off a pile of Shit.
hmmm, wonder if she would have gotten kinkier results if she tried using that Darth tater figure on the shelf...
woulda been better if it was replaced by a baseball bat
ATM with a cucumber? A very original idea.
Them damn cucumbers 'r takin' our jobs.
My ex girlfriend liked me sticking fruit and veg up her twat and eating it out. My mate came to stay in our house and we stole all his fruit and veg out of the fridge. Unfortunately I didn't know he was diabetic and had to eat regularly and he fell into a diabetic coma coz he had nothing to eat and died. True story.