I'll cover my balls in gold dust to attract Schloan. While he's greedily trying to rub it off and scrape it into a coin-purse...you can ride me like the Lone Ranger on a meth-horse, okay Britt.
Ok, but sloan I already made the plans if your read them earlier.. Cruel tied to my bed.. branding his ass.. hockey stick in his twat.. then you can have you way with him.. I have a whip.. or 2
I come here for masochistic reasons.
Actually...I'm an oxymoron (someone will say, 'No...you're just a moron'). I'm fucking harder than frozen cement...but a big softy also.
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ugly bitch but that is a great booty.
that was pretty damn hot
Haha, I had a date tonight. I'm SO fuckin cool.
more woman parts gargling..
you gargle woman parts?
Not on a regular basis
but you admit you have
hahaha..
no.
i thought only lezzies played semi pro hockey
Britt, apparently you have a cum bubble fetish lol.
Lezzies and appearantly in the closet freaks :S
Mako, dont go telling the things I tell you in private.
Cunt or GTFO.
Get back in your god damn corner and shut the fuck up like I told you to! :)
Just kidding Cruel, show me your cunt.. now!
I asked first.
you can still redeem yourself britt, put your camera on auto, stick a hockey stick up your twat, put your legs behind your ears and start snapping.
How about if I put my hockey stick in Cruels cunt while hes tied stomach down to my bed and I brand mucho on his ass cheeks?
How about you just shut the fuck up, and do as you're told, sticky twott?
Don't forget to post it britt
ohh cruels getting defensive!!
Settle down or I'll get out my shock collar like last time...
Which reminds me.. you owe me a new set or sheets god damnit
Yeah...well you are rather a gushy, plump cunt, aren't you?
why yes baby, yes I am :)
Here's my pic britt. You wanna sit on my face don't you?
http://forums.scifi.com/index.php?showuser=2941997
Your fucking sexy with those chiseled features.
I wanna share prison cell with you and ass rape you with my big joo nose.
Will that make you shut up?
It won't make YOU shut up.
Well if jsloan has ya covered I guess I'm out of the job..
I know you meant that sloan. You just warmed my heart.
Cruel, not buying it until I see it on here and with a sign
hockeytwatt, i'd let you suck my schlong, but then i'd lie and say that I didn't
I'll cover my balls in gold dust to attract Schloan. While he's greedily trying to rub it off and scrape it into a coin-purse...you can ride me like the Lone Ranger on a meth-horse, okay Britt.
It's me dw...albeit a couple years ago.
I'm far more handsome now.
Hockeytit, watch out, its my burf day and someone is gonna get raped.
You lying Jew bastard!
Then steve.. I'd tell the truth and say you were small as hell
Hell's a big place...I mean...there are 100,000+ members here according to yak.
Ok, but sloan I already made the plans if your read them earlier.. Cruel tied to my bed.. branding his ass.. hockey stick in his twat.. then you can have you way with him.. I have a whip.. or 2
Haha, I'll take your word for it. I wish I could go back and find a good picture of me but one doesn't exist
and you would definitely be lying, you would be puking up the side of beef you had for lunch if you tried to deep throat my salami
britt...seriously. I'm gonna slap your face if you don't just stfu and ride lil pony, ride.
And I am seriously more handsome now at 32. I may post a new pic here for people to PS.
if she rides you, you'll end up with a broke pelvis and smell like soup
Actually...she smells like Long John Silver's, on a bad night. And everytimes guys 'exit' her...they ring the lil bell inside her vag.
Steve is pissed because last night the tranny he took home asked him "is it in?....it is.. ohh??
Britt, ease up on Cruel, he is a softy. Not into all the crazy shit the rest of us here feel at home with.
ok cruel, you handsome 32 yr old.. Ill see you at midnight, dont forgot my sheets damnit
Hottytit, Does your vagina smell like a hockey bag?.
you are pissed because your dads a tranny
her vag smells like a shoe with a turd in it
*tuna
do you think hockey bag smells like long john silvers?
I come here for masochistic reasons.
Actually...I'm an oxymoron (someone will say, 'No...you're just a moron'). I'm fucking harder than frozen cement...but a big softy also.
"Ring the bell if her vag it did smell!"
Arrrgh!
No, hockey bags smell like tuna with turd
they had Long John's in TN?
I think Britt fucks like a dirty lil trust fund tomboy on a mission to shame her retired, engineer father.
I'm sniffing my old hockey gloves right now, dick in hand thinking of your slobbering, yeasty, pink treasure.
Indeed they had Long John's poss. US fish n chips is fucking horrendous though. Liked the crab cakes.
she lets her tranny dad put a hockey stick in her, and her dad puts peanut butter on his 1/4 inch killer so the dog can find it.
charming
i knew you would like that
Anything but a tomboy
she likes tranny dads^
You're a tomboy.
probably a regular boy
nahh
You people make me want to kill myself.
wow am i ever hungry!
That means we are doing our job.
Don't let us get in your way there OJ
You make me want to kill yo more, unfortunately that isn't all that possible.
kill steve while you're at it
oJ. Reflective surfaces make you want to do that...not us.
*stabs himself in the eye*
*realises it hurts and doesn't do the other eye*
Thanks to you people, I no longer have any depth perception. Wankers!
I'm stoned. And tired. Gonna go jerk off to some good porn.
^gay porn
Is there any other kind? Dolce and Gabbana. Hello.
but you admit you have
reply fail^ 96 oz of beer and it's only 6:15
Started early, huh Steve?
200 oz now, woot!
Race Ya!
GOOD BOY!
Someone get this man a hooker!.
I hope she knows she can still get AIDS even if she farts it all out afterwards
^ dollar short and 2 days late