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If they arrest you you can just show a picture of the sign to the judge and he'd have to let you off.
in theory havent you already gotten off at that point?
lol
You'd think that theory works, but it doesn't. Believe me.
the theory that 'getting off' means having an orgasm? it works just fine.
Wow, thanks for ruining the joke, Tony.
Who the fuck is Tony?
Who the fuck is Alice?
who the fuck is victor?
Antonio -> Tony.
Who the fuck is Antonio?
sometimes i call my penis antonio...sometimes tony. but i doubt he's the one your looking for
What a stupid sign. If your shoe was already white, who cares.
First funny comment of the night goes to Archman!
So thats where paris hilton goes for the simple life 4
So, um, was that English?
Want me to translated it into Dumbshit for you?
i only know Retardese..
Me to, I was using Retardese when I wrote "translated" instead of "translate".
looks like they've been wiping their shoes off on the side of it
stepping on cum in the parking lot is definitely one of my pet peeves
especially if it's pink... you know it's mixed with a little blood
could be a sign of infection in the sexglands
Someone say Lupus!
lupus
C'mon guys, cleary it initially said "gum" not "cum". Someone had to have altered it.
Thank you for ponting out the obvious xD.
Photoshop
Well, if you actually look at it, someone scraped off part of the G. No PS needed.
I can'tell who is playing stupid here.
so that trash can is filled with nothing but gum? wow
WELL IF THEY DON'T SWALLOW THEY GOTTA SPIT IT SOMEWHERE ...RIGHT?
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If they arrest you you can just show a picture of the sign to the judge and he'd have to let you off.
in theory havent you already gotten off at that point?
lol
You'd think that theory works, but it doesn't. Believe me.
the theory that 'getting off' means having an orgasm? it works just fine.
Wow, thanks for ruining the joke, Tony.
Who the fuck is Tony?
Who the fuck is Alice?
who the fuck is victor?
Antonio -> Tony.
Who the fuck is Antonio?
sometimes i call my penis antonio...sometimes tony. but i doubt he's the one your looking for
What a stupid sign. If your shoe was already white, who cares.
First funny comment of the night goes to Archman!
So thats where paris hilton goes for the simple life 4
So, um, was that English?
Want me to translated it into Dumbshit for you?
i only know Retardese..
Me to, I was using Retardese when I wrote "translated" instead of "translate".
looks like they've been wiping their shoes off on the side of it
stepping on cum in the parking lot is definitely one of my pet peeves
especially if it's pink... you know it's mixed with a little blood
could be a sign of infection in the sexglands
Someone say Lupus!
lupus
C'mon guys, cleary it initially said "gum" not "cum". Someone had to have altered it.
Thank you for ponting out the obvious xD.
Photoshop
Well, if you actually look at it, someone scraped off part of the G. No PS needed.
I can'tell who is playing stupid here.
so that trash can is filled with nothing but gum? wow
WELL IF THEY DON'T SWALLOW THEY GOTTA SPIT IT SOMEWHERE ...RIGHT?