Been to Tijuana many times when I was under the drinking age of 21 and living in SanDog. Good times. Brings back memories. (Hank, full of Tecate, pissing down in some back alley, out of thin air a policeman appears.) Policeman: 'Hello sir, what are you doing? This is against the law.' Hank: 'Sigh' Policeman: 'Well, I'm gonna have to take you to jail...unless you wanna pay the fine here.' Hank: 'Sigh. How much?' Policeman: '20 dollars.' Hank: 'All I have is 10, sorry, I was on my way home. (Pulls 10 from pocket.)' Policeman: 'Ok, I guess I'll Give you a break this time.' Hank: 'Thank you.'
i had a girl a few years back who swore it was good for her complexion she would suck you off and spit it in a bottle then put it in the fridge to use as face cream. problem was she needed a lot of it so the whole neighborhood got canvased for their contributions
all the dark headed women .. look really good with hilites .. it takes me hours to do a foil and they pay alot for it... but i would rather get hilites that way it cheaper and faster
Comments to Cumshot compilation contest
That music ruins it
Wow, that is horrible music, cumshots aren't bad though :-)
yea, music is terrible
ha ha! right in the face.
yeah not sure ejaculating and heavy metal are really a good mix.
The music rules!!! im sick of listening to all that other electronic bullshit
im with you on that, need some originality for a change
That music sucks...
I'm glad we arent letting the terrorists win (3rd girl).
I was impressed by the guy hitting the girl in the face from that far away. He was shooting 3 pointers!
that's because it was falling onto her face, she was on the floor and we was over her.
^^Gullum?
nice eye patch
agreed.
argh.
Why did every chick but one look like a dirty Mexican/Asian mutt?
probably because they work for lower wages.....
because all of that was filmed entirely on location of beautiful downtown Tijuana, mexico!
Been to Tijuana many times when I was under the drinking age of 21 and living in SanDog. Good times. Brings back memories. (Hank, full of Tecate, pissing down in some back alley, out of thin air a policeman appears.) Policeman: 'Hello sir, what are you doing? This is against the law.' Hank: 'Sigh' Policeman: 'Well, I'm gonna have to take you to jail...unless you wanna pay the fine here.' Hank: 'Sigh. How much?' Policeman: '20 dollars.' Hank: 'All I have is 10, sorry, I was on my way home. (Pulls 10 from pocket.)' Policeman: 'Ok, I guess I'll Give you a break this time.' Hank: 'Thank you.'
^Didn't read past "SanDog".
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No, please don't add any more.
how bout a contest for the worst fucking music in a Cumshot compilation?
I love those cum shots where they got shot in the eye and it startles them..lmao
RIVERS OF JIZM...rivers of JIZM.
Name of the first chick?
AH, nothing like ending with Sabrine Maui!!! I must watch too much porn because I recognize most. if not all of them.
Yeah... i mean iw atch alot of porn but i only know a few names.. and the one i like most is guague or whatever her name is... shes soo cute.
Gauge was pretty hot, but I heard she retired in 2004.
You guys really enjoy when males cum aren´t you?
*don't
its safe to say we do. now post some!
Plantshit, write a normal sentence... and I'll reply to it.
like 90% of those are Peter North right?
who is the 2nd last girl?? the brunette.
I bet most of these girls are thinking, "So this is what it's like to be on the business end of a Spiderman web-slinger toy."
i had a girl a few years back who swore it was good for her complexion she would suck you off and spit it in a bottle then put it in the fridge to use as face cream. problem was she needed a lot of it so the whole neighborhood got canvased for their contributions
wow, she sounds like a fun girl!
someone should post the opening for cum drenched tits, that song is a classic.
Anyone know the name of the song?
what lazy hefers just sitting back not sucking a good dick just makes me want to go donkey punch the next woman i see
all the dark headed women .. look really good with hilites .. it takes me hours to do a foil and they pay alot for it... but i would rather get hilites that way it cheaper and faster