"How about you tied a dead squirrel to a broomstick and we shove it up your ass, headfirst, and we wire it up so that we can use a 9 volt battery to make the tail wag once it is in there?"
"Don't be silly - where will we get a 9 volt battery? All we have is a dozen eggs and this pack of sharpened pencils."
Comments to Cunt Scrambled Eggs
That isn't so bad. But I wonder if any girls actually enjoy doing something like that.
Who the fuck thinks of this stuff?
"How about you tied a dead squirrel to a broomstick and we shove it up your ass, headfirst, and we wire it up so that we can use a 9 volt battery to make the tail wag once it is in there?"
"Don't be silly - where will we get a 9 volt battery? All we have is a dozen eggs and this pack of sharpened pencils."
Better than trying to do an Easter Egg Cunt with Creme Eggs. They melt, and chocolate isn't good for there.
You know... Just looking at the tumbnail image you know you'er in trouble.
At least she used a condom... I guess...
Nice imitation cum shot.