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  • Supraliminal
    Supraliminal 2008-12-29T05:13:44Z says:

    Should have been a comma instead of a period. This poster should be retitled "Fail."

    • The-Velvet-Fag
      The-Velvet-Fag 2008-12-29T07:32:11Z says:

      agreed. velvet fag out

    • redrum
      redrum 2008-12-29T08:47:28Z says:

      Not to mention "twleve".

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-29T22:49:17Z says:

      they actually meant twleve i think. the first one was just misspelled.

  • Jigga
    Jigga 2008-12-29T05:15:00Z says:

    She is too fat to be a 12 year old Chinese boy, should could be 2 of them at least. You don't get that big from eating rice all day long.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-12-29T06:24:34Z says:

      No shit. Did you even read the poster title?

  • upube
    upube 2008-12-29T05:29:46Z says:

    ehh i'd hit it

    • skulk
      skulk 2008-12-29T07:32:35Z says:

      no you wouldnt

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-12-29T05:30:08Z says:

    I don't know...she's kinda sexy to me...

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-29T05:32:10Z says:

      same here man

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T05:41:51Z says:

      I think so too.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-29T05:54:58Z says:

      kinda reminds me of my friend michelle, kinda looks like her too

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2008-12-29T06:25:40Z says:

      that is nice.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T06:37:23Z says:

      She isn't obese but she is a tad chunky.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-29T06:49:54Z says:

      and there isnt a damn thing wrong with that

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-12-29T06:51:40Z says:

      i agree id fuck her shes cute. and nothing wrong with some curves

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T06:57:32Z says:

      See my below comment and apply it to yourselves as necessary

    • Sociopath
      Sociopath 2008-12-29T07:57:58Z says:

      I'd fuck her but I have low standards.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2008-12-29T08:28:13Z says:

      Where do I sign?

    • magiq
      magiq 2008-12-29T08:50:27Z says:

      hell she is just right not to big and not a bean pole

    • Abroxas
      Abroxas 2009-10-06T22:54:24Z says:

      I JUST WANNA FUCK HER!

  • GimmieAFreshie
    GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-29T05:33:54Z says:

    +1 Team Curves.

    Skinny bitches FTL.

    • AAC
      AAC 2008-12-29T19:37:49Z says:

      Is that because you can't get a half decent looking girl?

  • Crashninja
    Crashninja 2008-12-29T05:42:11Z says:

    Deffinitly sexy, skinny women fail

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T06:43:07Z says:

      Skinny girls can be hot and there is nothing wrong with a girl who takes pride in her body and works on it. Women with curves are just girls who don't do anything to their body and aren't fit or toned but aren't fat either. Most of the guys who like them aren't willing to put any time and effort into their body either. Its funny how fat guys will settle for fat chicks because they can't do any better and then shout from the rooftops that fat chicks (with curves) are sexy.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T06:47:52Z says:

      It's funny how guys who have never had sex before completely over analyze everything about women.

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2008-12-29T06:49:57Z says:

      ive seen a ton of fit black guys with a ton of fat chicks...explain that one 1rish1

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2008-12-29T06:50:58Z says:

      you can also substitute "mexican" for "black"

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T06:54:47Z says:

      I don't know why black guys dig fat chicks. You'll have to ask a black guy. They like to bang white girls though just beacuse they're white and most fat white chicks will take what they can get. They can either settle for a loser white guy like fag88 or a black guy who will bang her just because shes white.

    • TokenFatChick
      TokenFatChick 2008-12-29T06:55:50Z says:

      and its not always the case that they dont tkae pride in thier bodies. not even one can be super skinny. no matter how hard they work at it sir.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-29T06:57:01Z says:

      Shut up, fatty.

    • TokenFatChick
      TokenFatChick 2008-12-29T06:59:41Z says:

      fuck you urkel what I said has merit

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T07:01:40Z says:

      You're absolutely right they can't all be "super skinny" but if they put effort into it, are dedicated, and willing to do what it takes, they don't have to be fatasses either. That comment was typical of a fat bitch who is too lazy to do anything about it.

    • TokenFatChick
      TokenFatChick 2008-12-29T07:04:26Z says:

      I know this is the wrong place to expect sensitvity but its not that simple sir. btw Im not a lazy fatass

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T07:08:16Z says:

      I'd fuck anything that even remotely passes for a girl if that is the only thing available and it is only for one night.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T07:10:28Z says:

      If you are a fatass its because you are lazy and have resigned yourself to it. There is no excuse to be fat other than that that is how you want to be and most fat lazy people claim they are happy that way just to cover up the fact that they are too lazy to do anything about it. No one "wants" to be fat.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T07:11:23Z says:

      And anyone who has learned how to have meaningless sex has that exact same attitude.

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2008-12-29T07:12:55Z says:

      my buddy swears he can fuck any chick as long as he can find at least one sexy thing about her and focus on it

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T07:16:07Z says:

      It doesn't even matter. Jeeze, you go home, you take a shower, no one smells, meat is meat, it all pretty much feels the fucking same in the end. The only thing that can ruin a one nighter is if she has an attitude or limits or want to see you again. This is WHY there are such things as one nighters.

    • TokenFatChick
      TokenFatChick 2008-12-29T07:16:50Z says:

      I am proud to be in the big girl catergory like the girl above. just becasue I have a few extra pounds does not mean I dont try. I DO work at it I DO hit the gym regularly. some of us have to work extra hard not to reach the "obese" mark. you have no idea what your talking about

    • ElBowthe2nd
      ElBowthe2nd 2008-12-29T07:17:38Z says:

      Amen to that flag, i work by those standards as well

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T07:18:14Z says:

      If you ask a young virgin what he wants in a girl he'll always be like "oh I want her to look like a princess, and she has to be sweet and innocent, so on" you ask a old guy what he wants and invariably it's going to be something like "as long as she has some meat on her bones". That's why I think 1rish1 is really really young.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-29T07:24:04Z says:

      I sincerely hope youre finished with your drunken tirade you mic drunk.No one gives a huge diaper full about what you think people should like and how they should be.
      Up until the about the last 45 years..women were curvy and dare i say it..a little plump and thats how the fuckin world wanted them.
      I doubt a jibbering douche like you could appreciate that however.
      Just suffice it to say,you have your mindnumb opinion about what shape you like a woman to be in,and some of prefer something a little more substantial.NOW GO DROWN IN YOUR VOMIT

    • TokenFatChick
      TokenFatChick 2008-12-29T07:27:24Z says:

      lol church! women GAINED weight to fit Marilyn Monroe's shape

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-29T07:27:31Z says:

      full of typos.
      What a pretty face can do for me.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T07:30:36Z says:

      TokenFatAss, I know exactly what I'm talking about. You don't have to be a fatass. You have resigned yourself to it. You are one of those bitches who claims they go to the gym "regularly" but lets be honest you know you don't. You also claim I just sneak a McDonalds burger on occassion but we both know it is more than occassionally. If your screen name acknowledges that you are fat, then you are more than just a bit overweight. You're a fat bitch. If you eat healthy and I don't mean have a salad once a week and you hit the gym every other day, then you wouldn't be fat. If you put the time and effort into it you wouldn't be fat. You just aren't willing to do what has to be done wether you want to admit it or not.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T07:32:08Z says:

      fag88, I've been around long enough to to know that losers who rarely get laid are the ones who sit around and talk about how often they do.

    • TokenFatChick
      TokenFatChick 2008-12-29T07:34:28Z says:

      ok well heres turth sir. havent had fast food in god knows how long casue if I did I would be 400 pounds. and I work at gym so I get there early just to work out. shut your mouth you dont know me.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T07:35:42Z says:

      Herby, I realize you fit into the category of lazy guys who can't get attention from the girls he wants to. You are probably in a relationship with a porker that you aren't satisfied with and feel the need to lash put at me because I'm just sayin what you know inside is true.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T07:37:27Z says:

      I never said I sleep with many girls, never claimed to, can't even actually do it when I'm with someone I truly like. I was just pointing out that no one over analyzes girls the way you do unless they have very very little actual experience.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-29T07:43:58Z says:

      She weighs four hundred, four hundred and three. Ohh she's a fat bitch, a fat bitch indeed. And she loves to eattttttt.

      Now I ain't sayin' she's a fat bitch, but she weighin' more than average. And she ain't turnin' down no sandwich, and she damn sure ain't sharin'.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T07:44:27Z says:

      Go reread your comments, retard. You were the one referencing sex not me. You are too stupid to realize that I am making comments from a fitness standpoint and you are the dumbfuck relating it to sex. I don't give a fuck how old or experienced you think I am. The fact remains that fat people are fat because they aren't willing to do all that is neccessary to not be fat. The vast majority of guys who find those bitches attractive are also not willing to put in the effort to be attractive themselves. You wanna date a model you gotta look like a model or have money.

    • TokenFatChick
      TokenFatChick 2008-12-29T07:47:09Z says:

      guys like you are the reason why women hate men.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T07:47:22Z says:

      You work at a gym and are still fat? You have no excuse, You around personal trainers and nutritionists on a regular basis and you are still in your words "fat". You are a lazy, cheater. You are fat because you are willing to work for your goal. I don't know you, but I know your kind. Fuck off, you fatassed bitch.

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-29T07:47:50Z says:

      Or be a very humble motherfucker with a big dick.

      Check.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T07:50:36Z says:

      Nah man, yeah fat people are fat because they aren't willing to exercise. But no one likes to exercise. And we all like to eat. Fat people just choose that trade off at a different point than less fat people. I mean there are girls who spend every free moment they have at the gym and not eating ... is that healthy from a mental stand point?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T07:52:41Z says:

      No guys like me are the reason that guys and girls are able to set and achieve goals. Fatasses like you are the reason lazy guys get laid. I am by no means ripped but I have cardio for days. I can gain weight and drop it when I want to. Anyone can if they are willing to put in the time and effort. You are resigned to be the TokenFatChick. Have fun with that.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T07:54:04Z says:

      Plus, some of the most attractive confident and smooth guys I know, I mean a guy who when he walked out of the gym, a prostitute actually walked up to him and wondered if he was a pimp (this is a completely true story), I've seen this guy fuck the ugliest girls there are. It doesn't even matter, if a girl comes up to you and just wants to fuck, and you just want to fuck, like no one fucking cares about a little extra body weight if it's just a one nighter.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T07:57:56Z says:

      You're right, most people don't like to excersise. You have to push through that if you want to be fit, otherwise you aren't and it is your fault. Some people don't have to work nearly as hard at it either. Which is exactly my point. Some people are just not willing to do what has to be done and they whine that "you don't know me" and make excuses like "not even one can be super skinny. no matter how hard they work at it".

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-29T07:59:20Z says:

      1rish is right about it being about being lazy though. I'm overweight (not Drum overweight but close) and it does come down to being lazy. Although it is a resolution to get my ass into shape this next year mostly because I work in construction so it'll make my job 100x easier than it already is if I'm in good/great shape.

      I love women of all shapes and sizes but I do lean more towards those with some weight than those without it.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T08:07:26Z says:

      And for the record, I don't have a problem with fat people. I have a problem with people that make excuses. If you wanna be fat, be fat. Just don't be stupid and claim that you have done everything in your power not to be.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-29T08:29:13Z says:

      you are way off topic irish
      the point is not weather people are lazy and therefore fat..its being attracted to women who are either more or less normal or with a few extra pounds.nothing to do with "hey,im a fatfuck and so i like fat bitches"
      Im willing to also put money on the fact that you too are a short motherfucker arent ya?
      Always the shorties who are pumpin themselves..eh little man?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T08:50:08Z says:

      I'm never off topic. The topic is where ever the thread goes. The topic of this particular thread was if you are fat its because you are lazy because I made it the topic. You can put your money where ever you want to. I couldn't care less if you think I'm fat, skinny, tall, or short. Everything I said is true, especially the shit that applies to you.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-29T09:05:12Z says:

      no..you are highly defensive about other guys admiring a little larger girl.The top was whether that girl at the top of the page is attractive and many guys would agree i take it.Then you attack people cause they happen to like that.You havent a clue as to who i am little man.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-29T10:03:51Z says:

      I find it absolutly fascinating at how fast i and some other people are to get blasted because we find a girl with abit of meat on her bones attractive. have you ever hear different strokes for different folks 1rish??? seriously fucking lighten up and stop trying to make everyone see from your point of fucking view

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T10:09:53Z says:

      I'm feeling pretty hungry. You know what would really help me out ...

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-29T10:27:16Z says:

      Need some pizza man?

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-29T13:40:08Z says:

      i used to work with a really fat guy..he was a really good funny guy to work with..not lazy at all...plus he was really active..played hockey and shit..(not the goalie)..he was way more healthy than me...except he weighed like over 300lbs

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-29T13:40:53Z says:

      he did love sucking back chocolate bars and pepsi though..

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T14:02:41Z says:

      I'm fat, and when I was working in the yard, wrecking Jaguars it was a very physical job, lifting and moving stuff up to 150kg. I was on my feet almost all day, and in summer I used my mountain bike to get to work and at weekends 120-160 miles per week. I don't eat any more than anyone else and I'm still fat. How does that work, then?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T14:08:09Z says:

      Crash, you weren't being blasted. You don't rank high enough to be blasted I don't give a shit what you like or dislike. I was making a statement, not my problem if you don't agree with it. Herby, you're the dumbfuck that jumped in this conversation as if your opinion matters. I wasn't being defensive either. Some fat chick started spouting nonsense about how I don't know what I'm talking about and claiming she is doing all she can and is still fat. I never once stated what kind of body type I liked or disliked. Seriously if you two are too stupid to keep up with the conversation then do yourselves a favor and try to follow along next time but just keep quiet and maybe you'll learn something.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-29T14:08:17Z says:

      All this talk about "doing what it takes" and "setting and achieving goals" is really fucking lame. Who are you, Tony Fucking Robinson?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T14:10:49Z says:

      Fugs, evidently that isn't all it took.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T14:23:41Z says:

      Well I certainly wasn't going to start going to the gym on top of all that. Working 6 days a week and then a few hours at the gym would mean no other life at all, which makes the whole thing pointless.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T15:17:51Z says:

      Maybe so, but the fact remains that you could have done more. You just didn't want to.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-12-29T18:07:32Z says:

      If you're fat, it's not something to be proud of. You should acknowledge it and work on it, so you don't have any delusions about your body. I also think it's more important to be healthy than to look healthy.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-12-29T18:10:10Z says:

      what a fucking gay ass topic

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-29T18:20:12Z says:

      Exactly, good health is so gay.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-29T18:22:23Z says:

      Irish seriously some people can't help weight. They are endomorphs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somatotype

      I have worked out, I don't right now and I'm fat right now because I'm lazy. I can lose the weight but even when I get to my skinniest that I possibly can I still weigh over 200 lbs. If I weighed around 170-180 which is what is considered 'healthy' for my height, 5'11", I would be too skinny for my body. I have almost no fat around my chest (except my tits) and I'm 46" around the rib cage. I can't make my rib cage any slimmer. I can't restructure my bones. Sometimes people can't help their weights. I know for one I can't jog/run very well because the impact on my knees is too much and I can't do some exercises because I have a bad back. I really need to go back to the gym, but I make too many excuses.

      Any way I just don't think it's fair for someone who is skinny and can stay skinny say I'm fat because I am too lazy to do anything about it. Well rish if you work out all the time you must having muscles budging outta everywhere, but I bet you don't because you have to have a mesomorph body type to build large muscles

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-29T18:22:42Z says:

      The goal of most of the people in the world is to be fat someday...with a nice chair to sit in.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-29T18:26:42Z says:

      ive already got a nice chair

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-29T18:34:03Z says:

      I got a nice chair for christmas

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-29T18:37:00Z says:

      Irish you redheaded fucknut.You still cant see the forest through the trees.Re-read your comment which started this shit you chucklehead.The guys above you were talking about the fact that this girl is cute (which I agree) and you hitched your pink wagon up to the thread and started off down the road of"fat guys settle for fat girls"bullshit.
      We all know your worthless type, small guy.Do you consider Scarlet Johannson a fatty?
      I find her creamy soft flesh extremely appealing but a fuckin little fag like you would berate her into dieting im sure.You just fuckin cant handle your own pissant life and need to lash out at people.
      If all girls were as "in shape" as you think they should be..how fuckin boring would that be?

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-29T18:37:10Z says:

      drumrave, you are like 18 and have bad knees and back already? You are in florida, there is plenty of water around there to swim around in. that wont hurt your knees or back.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-29T18:43:34Z says:

      Yeah I bike when I go to the gym, and it's not that I have bad knees (yet) it's just I'm 260 pounds

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T18:49:33Z says:

      Haha, sharks in the ocean and gators in the freshwater. Yeah, SBD, living in Florida is the best excuse to go swimming...

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-29T18:53:19Z says:

      Its always the people who do not put on weight who are first to pile on fat people and call them lazy.Im sure there are plenty of nutjob workout queens who would call Irish a lazy shitbird beer swilling flabby boy.See where Im going potato head?

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-29T18:59:03Z says:

      Ive went swimming in Florida hundreds of times. The weather is always nice too. Never saw a shark, never saw a gator. Arent you from the UK? how the fuck would you know?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T19:02:24Z says:

      Ooh, bitchy!
      Just because you know fuck all about outside of America doesn't mean that I don't know about other places.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T19:04:36Z says:

      Isn't "outside of America" just some murky swamp where we get our oil from?

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-29T19:06:52Z says:

      Im not being bitchy. Im just wondering how someone from the UK knows about what its like to swim in florida.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-29T19:11:53Z says:

      Good one jqh
      MrFug has probably visited the US perhaps?
      But even if he hasnt,they see all sorts of american tv shows and movies over there.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-29T19:17:38Z says:

      like Jaws?

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2008-12-29T19:18:29Z says:

      It's called vacation STD.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-29T19:24:30Z says:

      STD? nobody asked for your opinion queermanold. So shut your cock sucker. Anyone who has gone to Florida knows that sharks and gators arent much of a threat.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T19:30:37Z says:

      Herby, my wagon isn't pink its blue and I can swill beer and still get my ass into the gym the next day. I stand by my comments and I see that you must be a fatty too. The truth hurts big guy, don't get mad at me for stateing it. As for Scarlet Johansen, I don't see what she has to do with anything,she isn't anywhere near as tubby as the girl in this pic. Kate Bosworth in Blue Crush thats a nice body. As for me and this all this bullshit above, I made a comment no different than anyone else disagreeing with someone on here and even made a joke when someone made a remark about black guys and fat chicks. Then TokenFatBitch came on here and picked a fight with me. I'm innocent in all this. I can't be blamed if most of you guys are fat and therefore settle for fat chicks. If my comments hit too close to home maybe you should re-evaluate your life.

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2008-12-29T19:35:13Z says:

      not saying they are a threat, just sayin it's not too hard to believe that someone from another country may have swam in Florida at some point. oh and go fuck urself

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T19:36:17Z says:

      Drum, there are plenty of thing you can do even in the decrepit shape your body is in. Hire a personal trainer who can custom tailor a program for you. You live at home, you have to have the cash to shell out for one. Their whole business is built on designing programs for people that their body can handle and will keep them interested and coming back. They can set a realistic plan that will get results or you can just sit around and make excuses.

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-29T19:40:02Z says:

      To be fair Irish has a point,
      its all good to be fat then try and lose the weight, which is really hard.
      When i left university i was quite overweight, its taken me 3 years of going to the gym and dieting to change the shape of my body.
      Now i get compliments all the time because im in great shape, even quite close to having a proper 6-pack.
      However, it has required massive dedication to get to this point, going to the gym 2-5 times a week and eating and training right.

      Token, you may be doing these things now, but you were not born fat. You made your self fat with the life style you chose to live, same with you Drum.
      I have some fat friends who probably have higher fitness levels then me, but if you start training when your obese or really fat then its an uphill struggle and it takes time, and i mean years to see results.
      People these days just dont have the dedication, lifestlyles are too hectic and people lack the commitment.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T19:45:00Z says:

      Thats what I'm saying.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-29T19:48:54Z says:

      Thats why I suggested swimming for drum. Swimming puts no impact on the joints and its great exercise. Its free too. Get some of the weight off doing that and there wont be as much stress on the body. thats will allow you to do other things without as much discomfort.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-29T19:52:19Z says:

      Or you could smoke some crack while playing madden. thats low impact I think

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T20:04:36Z says:

      I bet 1rish1 was really fat at some point in his young life, if he's not still currently so. The only way you can this much of a Nazi about the whole is, 1rish1, if you are fighting your own demons.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T20:11:06Z says:

      Nope, never been fat. I'm not a Nazi I just think people should be realistic.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-29T20:19:37Z says:

      Judas priest..for the sake of sanity,I admit I agree with you Irish about working out,dedication,wanting to diet,ETC.
      My whole fuckin point is something you are obviously not grasping.
      So once again for the uninitiated:
      A girl with some extra lbs is very often sexy,desirable,feminine-according to the guys who have said as much and Im in their camp.Has nothing to do one fuckin bit about my personal shape.You think if someone is fat,that somehow changes what they perceive as attractive?And BTW little pumpin drunkard,once you get a little older than 17 or whatever you are,you'll see how far your in-shape body gets you.Better start working on your brain spud.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T20:27:02Z says:

      I'll keep that in mind, grandpa. I never said it changes what you perceive as attractive. It has a definate bearing on what you can attain. Hamburger looks pretty fucking good to people who can't afford steak.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T20:27:36Z says:

      SBD, my brother used to live and work in Georgia, so I used to visit and travelled around a bit too.

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-29T20:35:28Z says:

      ok, It just didnt sound like you have been to Florida since its not that crazy to suggest that its a nice place to swim.

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-29T20:40:34Z says:

      haha i just had a hamburger!
      but its ok, coz my metabolism is not fucked up from being a fat shit

      Hey token, want another piece of cake you fat fuck?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T20:51:13Z says:

      I bet she cried and ate a half gallon of ice cream.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T20:55:33Z says:

      I didn't actually see many gators myself. Then again, I gave up looking when I decided creeping through reed beds on Merritt Island may not be the safest way to locate them, much like continuing to swim in St. Pete's Bay after cutting my toe probably wasn't that smart...

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-29T21:00:44Z says:

      haha 1rish
      Obese people make me feel sick
      once you reach a certain size you are no fucking use to society and should be taken away and shot, then used to feed starving africans

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T21:22:28Z says:

      Oh, haahahahahahahahaha feed the starving hahahahaha never heard that before hahahahahahahahaha.

      Fuck off, idiot.

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2008-12-29T21:30:23Z says:

      well played sir

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T21:36:27Z says:

      human fat is the number one thing that should be recycled.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-29T21:45:01Z says:

      what exactly would be the 'certain size' that someone could reach in which they would be 'no fucking use to society' anymore?
      i'm just curious because i haven't really seen any morbidly obese beggers..

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-29T21:48:40Z says:

      btw.. this has been nominated for mucho's stupidest comment thread of the year.

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-29T21:53:00Z says:

      didn't mean to upset you tubby, but your kind upset my with your unsightly waddling and profuse sweating.
      Where is your self respect?
      I propose that if you decided to wear a tie and a belt on the same day you would turn into sausages

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-29T21:55:22Z says:

      thats probably because they claim disability as a result of being morbidly obease yak, or failing that, they cant afford enough food to maintain their calorie rich diets, meaning they slim down, which is yet further proof that fat people cause their own fatness

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T21:57:02Z says:

      AHAHAHA Just when you think you're out...they pull you back in!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T22:09:44Z says:

      FYI I don't waddle, sweat profusely or claim disability. I have had around ten sickness days off work out of over twenty years continuous working. My self respect is intact.
      Kinda blows your argument, don't it, fucko?

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-29T22:15:51Z says:

      not really, i wasnt even talking to you Fugs

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-29T22:17:15Z says:

      infact i wasnt aware you were a member of the pasty-army, but as you have outed urself let me ask you this,
      would you want your children to be fat?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T22:19:04Z says:

      Then make it clear who it is you're talking to then.

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-29T22:30:22Z says:

      and i thought you people were suppose to be jolly, and you did not answer my question MrTubs

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-29T22:45:52Z says:

      i'm just not really comprehending how someone elses weight effects any of you directly.. you seem to get your panties in a bunch about other people for no logical reasons... claiming that 'fat people' are a 'drain on society' is about as stupid as you can get. i don't give a shit if someone is fat or if someone is thin, as long as they are healthy and happy why the fuck should any of you people judge them and tell them what they should and shouldn't be doing. you also make it sound like fat people are all lazy which of course is a retarded statement. or that fat people just need to 'work harder' to 'lose weight' etc.. why is it your personal crusade what other people should be doing.. worry about yourselves.

      i don't give a shit if someone is fat or thin, what i do care about is some fucktards judging people based on how much they weigh, its as bad as saying that someone acts a certain way because they are black. stop generalizing.

      bottom line is, if you are happy about your weight thats great. if you aren't happy about your weight, its something that can at least be worked on. don't listen to any of these tards tho :P

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-29T23:03:13Z says:

      hmmm fair cop guvnor

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-30T00:14:57Z says:

      To answer Fugs and SBD about the whole swimming thing: The ocean is really nice, maybe one shark bite a year if that. It's very rare. Also there are a lot of rivers and streams that gators aren't at because of a lot of human traffic, or too cold. I haven't heard of a gator bite or shark bite in a couple of years so it's very unlikely. Also there are plenty of pools to swim in and the weather is generally nice

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-30T00:25:20Z says:

      Also, rish I directed it at you cause you seemed like you were crusading against people being fat. I didn't make excuses and said I'm fat because I'm lazy, but also in no circumstance I would be able to weigh less then 190. When I start school back and get a new work schedule (or quit) I'm going to dedicate 3-4 days in the gym a week and try to get to 5 days a week. Yes I probably could afford a personal trainer but not while I'm going to school.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2008-12-30T00:34:49Z says:

      You know its amazing how one comment can spawn forth so many interesting and assinine thoughts.

      And 1rish1 it really does sound like you have a serious grudge or beef with people who are over toothpick status, do please give us your reasonings as to why you hate overweight people so much.

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-30T00:41:52Z says:

      the comment to just 'hire a personal trainer' pretty much takes the cake for being one of the dumbest things said on this site ever btw...

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-30T00:47:18Z says:

      I'd like to know how many of the "fatties should die" brigade would be grateful to an overweight paramedic saving their life after being stabbed by a stick thin robber.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-12-30T00:47:58Z says:

      everyone in this thread is gay by my godly standards. im not fat but id like to lose about 15 lbs to get back under 200. im 6 foot and im happy with who i am.

      liek yak said if youre happy then thats all that matters. i liek alot of the pictures posted of girls because i have an openmind and being a little bigger or a little smaller dosent effect me. i liek to focus on smile personality and uniqueness. i do have an asian obsession and yeah they are usually thin and small but with each ethnicity i liek they have certain criteria that is the reason i liek them. i neevr say "oh this asian girl has no ass" cause we all knwo they dont generally have an ass or tits. i liek black girls but ones with fat butts caus eon a black girl thats what i like. i liek white girls with dark hair and hips cause thats what i like on them. every ethnicity has predisposed places where fat stores and to me so long as they are maybe like under 170lbs and over 100 (considering their height ofcourse) i dont have a problem with bigger or smaller.


      i dunno what im typing about i forgotten my point long ago so fuck you all and have a great day!

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-30T00:48:51Z says:

      Okay, I have to jump in here, drumrave. The United States, namely Volusia County, Florida, has the highest rate of shark attack in the US. If all you're hearing about is one shark attack per year, you need to take into account that shark attacks are bad for tourism. If there are sharks at one beach, people will go to another one. Just because you don't actually see a shark, doesn't mean that they aren't there-the water along FL's coasts is rather murky. That being said, you're still more likely to be struck by lightning in FL because that state has the highest rate of cloud to ground lightning.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-30T00:59:11Z says:

      Hence the reason I (eventually) decided to get out of the water when my toe was bleeding. I'm a danger to myself, I should really be supervised when outdoors. :(

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-30T01:03:48Z says:

      I'd say that's a good decision, Fugs, and sharks aren't the only reason-I've seen bluefish amputate fingers and toes, as well.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-30T01:19:03Z says:

      "I'm fat because i'm lazy." is an excuse, drum. Like I said, I have nothing against fat people. You tubby people need to lighten up. Haha, lighten up, hahaha. I never said anything about drain on society or killing fat people that was the noob.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-30T01:33:19Z says:

      "You tubby people need to lighten up."
      You ever thought about a career in stand up?



      Don't bother...

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-30T01:48:16Z says:

      I just saw "fat kids naked" in recent searches lol.

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-30T01:50:07Z says:

      I never said they were a drain on society, i said once you get to a certain size you are no good to society.
      By this, i didn't mean slightly overweight or even obese people.
      I was talking about the people who are the size of a small truck and have to have the walls of their houses knocked down to allow their bloated remains to be disposed of.

      I like what yak said, if you are happy in who you are that is all that counts.
      That having been said, who likes sitting next to a fat person on a plane?
      I respect your right to be fat, but in turn you have to respect my right to the airline seat that i have purchased. I dont want to share what little space i have with the rolls spilling over from the next seat. Is that wrong?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-30T02:01:15Z says:

      "thats probably because they claim disability as a result of being morbidly obease"
      You did imply they were a drain on society, though, didn't you?

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-30T02:04:40Z says:

      Well what would you call it if you are too fat to work and have to claim disability?
      Nobody made them that fat, they did it to them selves!
      And i would say the same for junkies.

      Also, your analogy with a fat paramedic doesnt really work. I would be happy if anyone saved my life. Im sure there are wonderfully kind and skilled people who are fat, as well as complete assholes, its the same for any group of people

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-30T02:26:42Z says:

      I wouldn't disagree with what you said about too fat to work, I disagreed with you denying what you'd said.

      Pedantic, I know, but I get like that sometimes.

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-30T02:32:00Z says:

      at that stage i was talking about "morbidly obese" people, not fat people.
      How would other fat people be a drain on society anyway? They contribute to the economy, VAT is paid to the government and therefore they most overweight people help the economy in this time of need.
      But tell me, honestly, when you see a very very very fat person, the kind who are the size of two average people, what is it you think in your heart of hearts?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-30T02:51:36Z says:

      I think they're a drain on society, and be killed to feed the starving Africans.


      Oh...darn!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-30T02:52:07Z says:

      +should

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-12-30T03:23:49Z says:

      This is/was a complete waste of network bandwidth.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-30T03:42:17Z says:

      'rish started it, cap'n.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-30T03:59:56Z says:

      Mako I know what you mean, but Jacksonville barely has any shark attacks but like you said we are the lightning capital of the world.

      And rish I was agreeing with your point about lazy people being fat. I give up

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-30T04:03:17Z says:

      also I'd never date a fat chick, but this girl in the poster is pretty

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2008-12-30T04:10:09Z says:

      Jacksonville does have a shitty football team though.

      YEAH! SCORE ONE FOR FRESHIE!

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-12-30T05:37:52Z says:

      double standards rock, eh drumrave?

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-30T05:44:04Z says:

      remember "Lowered Expectations" from SNL?...drums will be there in a few years...
      unless, of course, he hires a personal trainer with all his call-center money :/

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2008-12-30T06:12:12Z says:

      Isnt the whole point of this post-how cute this girl is?
      Remeber 2 days ago?Now Im pretty sure not too many people like girls that you can see their spine through their stomaches,but some like em close to that size.I saw the movie Wanted recently.Look at Angelina Jolies upper arm,its thinner then her wrist.Shes a fucking human lollypop!

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2008-12-30T06:19:41Z says:

      i read just about every comment in this thread and all i saw was...blah blah fat lazy blah blah chubby chicks blah blah fat lazy blah sharks

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-30T10:00:24Z says:

      lol at randall and no not double standards deja, I don't want a girl that's fatter then me. Like the girl in the pic I don't consider fat to my standards,

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-30T16:39:04Z says:

      Thus proving my point.

    • jsloan10
      jsloan10 2008-12-30T17:45:49Z says:

      Ectomorf-mesomorf-endomorf
      Diet and excercise never change these three basic body types

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-12-30T19:11:04Z says:

      again!!!.
      .
      what a fucking gay ass topic

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-30T19:17:41Z says:

      Shut up, fatty.
      :)

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-12-30T19:22:25Z says:

      hardy har har....happy new year fugs!!!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-30T20:00:55Z says:

      Jeeeezus, man! Let Christmas get out of the way first!

      Happy New Year, buddy.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-12-29T06:12:26Z says:

    Nice.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-12-29T06:51:50Z says:

    shes hot to me.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-29T12:41:04Z says:

      me too

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-29T20:42:44Z says:

      i am yet to see a picture of a woman on here who this coon wouldn't fuck.

      And for the record, yes, i would fuck her too

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-12-30T00:30:16Z says:

      fries youre a racoon?

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-30T02:32:47Z says:

      haha, see, i liked that comment morph!
      +1 morph
      -1 pointless internet racism

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2008-12-29T06:59:54Z says:

    i like it

  • DoubleTake
    DoubleTake 2008-12-29T09:13:35Z says:

    Red hair, fair skin, nice sized boobs. Is this you lxl?

    • yak
      yak 2008-12-29T09:39:58Z says:

      maybe if she got a 3x boobjob...

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T09:46:28Z says:

      Heh, I thought it kind of looked like her too, but I didn't wanna say anything.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-12-29T10:32:56Z says:

    Hanky agrees wholeheartdly with that statement

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-12-29T14:10:11Z says:

    No, I like thinner chicks. Some muscle tone is good. Never really dug the plump ones, although have banged a couple few whilst drunk.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T14:18:21Z says:

      Reply fail, but I agree.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-29T14:21:35Z says:

      i like thin or fat..as long as they're stupid

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-29T14:26:03Z says:

      Hahaha...oh

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T14:26:26Z says:

      You'd better hope jamiee doesn't read that.

      Do you actually like hospital food dik?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-12-29T14:33:45Z says:

      Trust a woman to mess things up!

      Hi jamiee, you darned interposter, you.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-29T14:56:30Z says:

      Hi Fugs, you know I can't help mess things up considering my defective cognitive abilities

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-29T14:56:53Z says:

      *kicks dik*

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-29T16:48:32Z says:

      Whats a 'couple few' anyway ?

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T16:53:00Z says:

      Best way it could be described is that it's more than one, but less than...alot, I guess.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-29T17:03:55Z says:

      Don't bother trying to explain to Fries. He only speaks the Queer's English.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-29T17:14:44Z says:

      sorry i thought you actually meant to say "although have banged a lots whilst drunk".

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-29T17:15:30Z says:

      fries really isn't very smart.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-12-29T17:21:20Z says:

      ^if anybodies going to speak 'Queers English' then its this faggot

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T17:21:43Z says:

      That reminds me of a Scottish teacher from high school. I had to switch classes because I couldn't understand a damn word she said.

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2008-12-29T21:31:27Z says:

      damn scotts they're about as bad as the 1rish.

  • Naddycat
    Naddycat 2008-12-30T00:34:57Z says:

    That girl is grade A cut, beautiful!

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-30T11:02:50Z says:

      That's definitely loserxstupidity.

  • CentralScrutinizer
    CentralScrutinizer 2009-02-03T21:49:09Z says:

    To surmise... He's gay

jsloan10
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