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One for team Battery Dick?

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  • OMGFIRST
    OMGFIRST 2007-10-07T04:07:52Z says:

    FIRST

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-07T04:13:29Z says:

      BAN HIM!!!!!!!!

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2007-10-07T04:24:01Z says:

      dik: agreed

    • ladypele
      ladypele 2007-10-07T04:57:49Z says:

      Is that all this guy does is come on mucho to be "FIRST" on every post? I haven's seen him actually post any other comment.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-07T09:54:37Z says:

      Well, given the fact that his name is "OGMFIRST" I think we can conclude that A) he/she/it has no life, B) that is all they post and C) they are a fucking idiot.

    • anotherpocho
      anotherpocho 2007-10-07T14:03:02Z says:

      The very least he/she/it/could do is to upload an avatar so that we can hate it and not hate the grey face. Stupid FUCK

    • pfisel
      pfisel 2007-10-08T11:07:07Z says:

      About 3 to 4 months ago, I was watching a news channel and they did this mini report on this geeky,goofy,cum slurping kid (?OMGFIRST?) Who has a few puters set up in his room and spends hours hitting MS type sites, He knows the times for each site of when they do there daily upload and ...........BAAAAMM! He fuckin hits them all with "FIRST!" And thats all the mutha fucka does.......How miserable his life must be?! So tell us OMGFIRST.....Was that you on that news report???

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-08T11:59:53Z says:

      I saw that report too. I could half understand if it was a quadraplegic with nothing else to do, but this geek...well, I dunno, just needs shooting.

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2007-10-07T04:23:46Z says:

    all i can say is Why? Is there a time when being able to piss out of three holes comes in handy?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-07T04:27:30Z says:

      When you want to... uhhm... yeah Im stumped...

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-07T06:41:47Z says:

      You shouldn't ask why, you should ask how, how do you get through airport security?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-07T07:06:03Z says:

      Or ask who? when? WHERE? Unsolvable mysteries...

    • Flagal
      Flagal 2007-10-07T08:55:32Z says:

      Airport security, I can see it now. You hide a tiny shank in there, and when they use that rod on you and it's coming from your penis, they'd rather not investigate.

    • Bull
      Bull 2007-10-07T11:29:44Z says:

      It would be useful if you have 3 Japanese chicks to impress

    • Pwnographer
      Pwnographer 2007-10-07T12:30:29Z says:

      INSTEAD OF POSTING THESE CAN SOMEONE POST A REASON FOR THIS MUTILATION? -vomits and cries- (great now that will be on in tomorrow's stuff) SERIOUSLY THOUGH wtf and I'm not a guy, I can't imagine what it's like to see that as a man. I assume, wrong, so wrong, train-wreck wrong. VIVA LA MUCHO SUCKO

    • anotherpocho
      anotherpocho 2007-10-07T14:04:43Z says:

      Yeah I dont think that guy did it for pleasure. He is trully sick in his fat head

    • amishmafia
      amishmafia 2007-10-07T14:11:41Z says:

      People who get into extreme piercings and things generally do it for pleasure, as odd as their sense of pleasure may be. Like "Penis Rodman" a while back, he did it because he enjoyed it, and so do people who self-amputate and inflate their ballsacks with shit. I don't get what that see in it, but they love it.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-07T22:42:14Z says:

      an inflated ballsack? awesome.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-07T23:12:39Z says:

      i'd like to inflate mine with helium so I can float around like a big testicle balloon

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-07T23:22:34Z says:

      That made me giggle like a big kid!

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-08T03:47:37Z says:

      Jeeze fug, taking my avatar is making me think I said things that I didnt... which sometimes happens... I think

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-08T03:48:28Z says:

      I dont even know what I just said, honestly...

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-08T10:09:21Z says:

      If my testicles were filled with helium and I could float around, THAT is how I would get to the beer store.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-08T10:14:58Z says:

      But, what if the wind changed and blew you towards a fag brothel?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-08T11:48:51Z says:

      all hope would be lost..

  • jonnythatsme
    jonnythatsme 2007-10-07T04:29:05Z says:

    Who would get a Prince Albert that big Honestly

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-07T09:58:28Z says:

      So, you're saying that this isn't a picture of you or your boyfriend?

  • short
    short 2007-10-07T04:29:44Z says:

    I can't believe team Battery Dick hasn't been started already. Shotgun President!

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-10-07T05:09:46Z says:

      hahaha battery dick team unite!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-10-07T08:47:59Z says:

      Theres no such thing as team battery dick , not unless you are gay ....

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-08T09:54:38Z says:

      isn't battery dick just another word for 'vibrator'?

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2007-10-07T05:16:10Z says:

    BLOCKWAR? Go for the car battery next. Go make mommy proud.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-07T05:35:26Z says:

      His mother will never be proud. She birthed a dirty, rotten, misshapen, foul mouthed, retarded boy. And now hell holds a special place for her.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-07T22:43:58Z says:

      next to redsun('s little brother)

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-10-07T05:42:39Z says:

    What is with this Avatar switch shit?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-10-07T05:50:51Z says:

      you missed some shit hank got banned till 2013 and now everyone is going ape shit without his jerk ass around

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-07T05:51:12Z says:

      What are you talking about?

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-07T05:53:13Z says:

      That's not funny.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-10-07T05:53:51Z says:

      No Borr, I saw that he got banned, still don't get the Avatar thing though.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-10-07T05:55:39Z says:

      its like an aids ribbon but it doesnt mean anything

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-07T05:59:04Z says:

      I switched to hanks avatar as a joke, then people just ran with it.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-07T06:00:45Z says:

      Yesterdays "caption Contest" post.....

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-10-07T06:00:57Z says:

      you are a fat slob

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-07T06:04:16Z says:

      Who me? Borracho, why do you hurt me this way?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-10-07T06:05:29Z says:

      im not on enough anymore....im sorry.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-07T06:06:29Z says:

      well, ok. *hug*

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-10-07T06:09:01Z says:

      who is going to be the jerk now that hanks gone? hey yak can we get a jerk temp until you find a new jerk?

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-07T06:16:30Z says:

      actually it was 1rish that started the whole avatar switch thing

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-07T06:16:45Z says:

      that fucker

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-07T06:18:35Z says:

      Yeah, but he was serious when he did it, mine was more out of spite.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-07T07:09:09Z says:

      I was just aidin the cause... fillin the ranks as it were... but Blockwar makes a good jerk, Id say

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-07T07:13:56Z says:

      We need a jerk, not a blabber mouth that pukes on his keyboard.

    • amishmafia
      amishmafia 2007-10-07T13:26:51Z says:

      I guess I missed it. Why was hank banned?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-10-07T13:28:31Z says:

      hahah aids ribbon. Stupid faggots.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-07T13:36:22Z says:

      It's a pity that the threads don't keep the avatars used on them as posted instead of using your current ones.
      I'm not sure if that made any sense, but I know what I meant.

    • amishmafia
      amishmafia 2007-10-07T13:38:39Z says:

      Nevermind my last comment, I looked it up.
      Mr, maybe you should get a livejournal to post your avatar dependant thoughts.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-07T15:47:41Z says:

      It's the avatar that does the thinking for me, my brain's just ticking over in neutral.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-07T16:29:21Z says:

      I was nowhere near serious about the avatar switch.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-07T22:51:46Z says:

      it's a damn shame that hank got banned.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-07T22:52:02Z says:

      RIP hank

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-07T23:15:33Z says:

      i vaguely remember a hank... wasn't he the nigger?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-10-07T23:23:15Z says:

      he was a mut a bit of everything some say...part fish part dog all jerk....rip.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-08T03:36:57Z says:

      Maybe Hank could be like; IDK, Christ, ya know, come back after 3 days.....

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-08T03:39:52Z says:

      ...mean time, let's all change our avatars to Hanks, and I mean everyone, in remembrance.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-10-08T03:48:17Z says:

      That, or everyone could stop sucking Hank's dick in his absence. He's an interesting gent, but you guys are fucking pathetic.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-08T03:57:10Z says:

      Fuck you Rolland!!

      It has nothing to do with Hank and everything to do with YAK!! So shut the fuck up Noob.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-10-08T04:07:09Z says:

      You're an easy guy to rile up. Take it easy man.

      And spell my name right will ya?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-08T04:15:28Z says:

      Nothing pathetic about standing up for the right thing. It's far worse to sit idle and let people get away with shitting on you. I'll always stand up for the underdog.

      So, don't you fucking tell me to take it easy. You go ahead and roll with the punches......not me!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-08T04:20:04Z says:

      Yeah Roland you noob! All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-10-08T04:23:32Z says:

      Thomas Jefferson or George Jefferson?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-08T04:27:06Z says:

      So, roland, are you with the fight or are you not? Your choice man. Cause I'm leaving in a few days, so I haven't much to lose by taking on Yak.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-08T04:27:13Z says:

      Batman. But I knew both Tom and George, we played poker, and Tom and I shared a mistress.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-10-08T04:38:23Z says:

      Hey, I stole Yaks avatar yesterday and talked a little smack and he let me live.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-10-08T04:41:17Z says:

      Ehhh.. I'm with ya Super, your an alright guy.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-10-08T04:48:23Z says:

      Thanks.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-08T10:02:15Z says:

      we're doing this in remembrance of hank. and of his unfair banning.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-08T10:10:35Z says:

      I hope yak gives in soon I want my old avatar back

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-08T11:52:26Z says:

      same here

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-10-07T05:43:08Z says:

    There is no way he can piss with that.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-07T22:46:38Z says:

      no, there's a way to piss, but not to keep the toilet seatt clean..

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-07T23:16:31Z says:

      i think he better piss outside

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-08T10:02:26Z says:

      naked.

  • cshoe86
    cshoe86 2007-10-07T08:19:37Z says:

    is he trying to make a third hand?

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-10-07T17:14:54Z says:

    This is what you call "A Salt....and BATTERY!"...-AHAHAHAHAhaha...*choke*

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-07T17:49:16Z says:

      *tumbleweed rolls by, and somewhwere in the distance, a dog farts*

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-07T17:49:39Z says:

      *somewhere, even.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-07T19:38:22Z says:

      *chirping cricket*

  • supernova
    supernova 2007-10-08T04:36:28Z says:

    .

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-08T04:38:20Z says:

      ?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-08T10:02:43Z says:

      !

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-08T10:08:33Z says:

      *

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-08T10:56:09Z says:

      #

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-08T18:12:03Z says:

      "

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-10-08T18:24:16Z says:

      &

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-10-08T19:19:51Z says:

      can you translate that into english for the people that doesnt know your secret gayclub language.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-08T23:58:43Z says:

      period
      question mark
      exclamation mark
      asterisk
      number sign
      quotation mark
      ampersand

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-08T23:58:57Z says:

      happy?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-09T00:07:55Z says:

      Up yer colon,Vic!

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11!!@!@@?!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-09T03:29:20Z says:

      i liked your old avatat better

  • Johnson994
    Johnson994 2007-11-02T03:09:39Z says:

    Have any of you females every get fucked by a guy with a pierced cock?

amishmafia
posted October 07, 2007

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