myself? i do whatever any female person wants me to do, or even implies that she could possibly someday want me to do...to increase - even potentially, the chances that i may, someday, get another decent blowjob, and a night of "no-holes-barred"
Wrong, sir! WRONG! Under section 37B of the contract signed by you, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void IF - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses contained herein," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."MEMO BIS PUNITOR DELICATUM"!! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You EXPOSED your balls! You BUMPED into the TV screen, which now has to be WASHED and STERILIZED, so you get... NOTHING! You LOSE!! GOOD DAY, SIR!!!
Comments to Daddy....
she wants it NOW!
She wants it right now!
She wants to lock it all up in her pocket.
It's her bar of chocolate.
Give it to her now!
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Is that a golden egg?
Mako, how much butterscotch ripple is there in intervention?
Mako, is it good?
thats 105%!
Yeah... and ,she's giving 110% for those balls anyway.
It sure is, Typical. It sure is.
That is a lot of fuzz...
o.O
Who was holding the camera for you?
me
I'm sorry, man. That must've been harsh. How much did she pay you?
50 cents
and a half full pudding cup with a rolled up tissue in it out of the trash can.
I'm a very giving person ^.^
it's like he got the stuffing from a Build A Bear store shoved up his ass o_o
hahahahaha, a new use for one of those...
looks like smerfs ass
i mean.....you know.........cause the hairs red and all..............
looks like yours and yes i would know
yo
Damn, and I thought my ass was hairy. This makes my ass look like it's waxed.
Major dingleberry problem.
He shouldn't even buy under ware. It's like a natural pair.
jesus i feel bad fo ryou hairy arsed mother fuckers like this.
how do you keep shit form sticking to your pubes?!
How do you keep the pubes from growing on your head?
^racist.
I was laughed...
i dont know what to say to that.
At least there are a few people that don't shave their balls in this world.
Shaving your balls = Gay as hell
^agreed.
your mum likes my smooth sack gliding across her face like some dangerous spatular
Dude, Quit watching Spongebob.
Like now.
if a girl says hey shave and she gives great head ill shave without a second thought.
which is what i did. she likes to lick non hairy balls dosentbothe rme int he slightest to shave them once in a while.
'dosentbothe rme int he slightest'
...I sense dishonesty.
Were you under duress?
Some bitch holdin' a cutthroat to your man bag?
myself? i do whatever any female person wants me to do, or even implies that she could possibly someday want me to do...to increase - even potentially, the chances that i may, someday, get another decent blowjob, and a night of "no-holes-barred"
Sanyo is so crap!
Wrong, sir! WRONG! Under section 37B of the contract signed by you, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void IF - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses contained herein," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."MEMO BIS PUNITOR DELICATUM"!! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You EXPOSED your balls! You BUMPED into the TV screen, which now has to be WASHED and STERILIZED, so you get... NOTHING! You LOSE!! GOOD DAY, SIR!!!
Eh?
Willy Wonker & The Chocolate Factory
Cheeky is a willy wanker.
He loves guys to visit his chocolate factory.
1rish1 is Charlie to Hanks Willy
He likes tasting his fondant fancy
That doesn't even make any sense.
I'm insinuating that you're Hanks special little boy and you like gulping down his special frosting
You have to explain it to him. He's a bit slow.
Why don't you quit using your big school words and use normal people words and maybe I'll know what you're talking about.
Well he is from the south
My jokes were better and more pertinent.
Why don't you quit using your big school words and use normal people words and maybe I'll know what you're talking about.
lol
be nice now, oj...
Thats a direct quote from Ricky on Trailer Park Boys.
thank god, irish
This owns
damn dude shave your shit that's fucked up