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Damien Walters: Parkour GOD!

I quit Parkour after this.

Damien Walters: Parkour GOD!

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Comments to Damien Walters: Parkour GOD!

  • PUSSYHANDS
    PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-31T04:24:43Z says:

    Damn, get that man a jersey.

    • MixerSlut
      MixerSlut 2009-05-31T05:34:03Z says:

      White guys can jump!

    • JohnMatrix
      JohnMatrix 2009-05-31T19:48:28Z says:

      i think i saw him in the ninja assassin stunts video.

  • thatdude420
    thatdude420 2009-05-31T04:25:15Z says:

    that's bad ass wish i could do the flips and jumps he does in the video.

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2009-05-31T12:57:57Z says:

      you can, lose a few hundred pounds and maybe go outside several hours a day...

  • FakeAssNegro
    FakeAssNegro 2009-05-31T04:29:26Z says:

    For being nothing more than urbanized gymnastics, this is pretty entertaining to watch.

    Ryoga, This shouldn't have made you want to quit doing parkour, sucking at life should've made you want to quit.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-31T11:17:33Z says:

      Jealous. ^

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2009-05-31T19:52:04Z says:

      Of Ryoga? Have you SEEN the videos/pics of himself that he's posted?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-31T20:50:01Z says:

      Yes, he's gay. But, he has a really good life, is clearly happy and accomplished...and lives in a great part of the US. What's not to be jealous of?

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2009-06-01T03:12:48Z says:

      Wow. I stand corrected. RyogaVee is the most amazing man in the world. He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he drinks Dos Equis.

    • RyogaVee
      RyogaVee 2009-06-01T03:23:02Z says:

      X X

    • bobbyvalentine
      bobbyvalentine 2009-06-01T10:45:13Z says:

      LMFAO! ^^^

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-06-01T11:17:04Z says:

      was that actually this guy in the american ninja pic and on the keyboard fight club video?

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-06-01T11:17:31Z says:

      or is it just like a running joke here because ive never been able to figure out if it was real or not

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-06-01T11:27:36Z says:

      a quick search and my question was answered. has he ever submitted an official ms branded pic or something?

  • PUSSYHANDS
    PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-31T04:42:02Z says:

    Hold up, at 2:26 did he jump off a hidden spring board? Cuz that honkey got aboot 16 feet of air

    • Pudding
      Pudding 2009-05-31T05:31:31Z says:

      it looked like a long shallow trampoline.

  • SkullCrusher
    SkullCrusher 2009-05-31T04:46:33Z says:

    I'm waiting for the day when the video of this guy's death is posted on mucho

    • MuchoPro
      MuchoPro 2009-05-31T19:32:14Z says:

      amazingly i would rather see this dude alive

  • anotherday
    anotherday 2009-05-31T04:56:17Z says:

    someone likes ff8.

  • LOGDROPPER
    LOGDROPPER 2009-05-31T05:03:24Z says:

    You probably jerk off to this shit huh Ryoga???

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-31T05:04:47Z says:

      you try to make it sound like you didn't.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-05-31T17:33:33Z says:

      He does, but he needs the thought of Ryoga doing it to finish.

  • Supraliminal
    Supraliminal 2009-05-31T05:48:37Z says:

    Out of the people that practice parkour/freerunning/tricking that I've seen, this is definitely one of the better ones.

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2009-05-31T06:26:28Z says:

    I bet this guy can fight with keyboards better than you too.

  • farlandobloom
    farlandobloom 2009-05-31T06:49:23Z says:

    He obviously has fuck all else to do.

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2009-05-31T14:41:34Z says:

      No shit. When does he Drink and MS? Fucking loser if he doesn't MS!

  • iamgodandyoudie
    iamgodandyoudie 2009-05-31T06:55:12Z says:

    Ryoga busted a nut at :57 when he took his clothes off.

  • dik
    dik 2009-05-31T06:55:19Z says:

    well he's bouncy as hell

  • sandychu
    sandychu 2009-05-31T06:59:40Z says:

    You're right, this guy is the parkour god. Isn't this music from Final Fantasy?

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-05-31T07:46:17Z says:

      As noted a couple of hours ago, FF8

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-05-31T13:24:39Z says:

      the guy is epic.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-05-31T22:16:49Z says:

      Thanks! It's good to be appreciated.

  • Supraliminal
    Supraliminal 2009-05-31T07:05:00Z says:

    I looked him up. Apparently one of the reasons why he's great at parkour is because he's ranked #5 in the world at "tumbling." Too bad he's balding hard at his age, though.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-31T11:19:17Z says:

      Yeah. I'm sure it really affects his chances with women.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-05-31T15:37:11Z says:

      I can't tell if you're referring to his tumbling skills or his balding. And I also can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

    • JabbaTheHung
      JabbaTheHung 2009-05-31T19:49:43Z says:

      Or maybe he's #5 in tumbling because he's great at parkour?

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-05-31T22:29:28Z says:

      whats tumbling?

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-05-31T23:05:49Z says:

      Basically, the sport is just doing a lot of flips.

  • ensiferius
    ensiferius 2009-05-31T19:44:50Z says:

    I can do that...
    Then I wake up.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-06-01T02:39:57Z says:

    That flip to his feet from sitting indian style was pretty fucking cool.

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-01T02:50:08Z says:

      so, why is this stuff called "parkour"?
      signed, just curious

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-06-01T02:55:11Z says:

      They just wanted to name it something really gay.

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-01T02:57:03Z says:

      success!

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-06-01T03:27:11Z says:

      Hey there Possum, just lurking around buddy? :)

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-01T03:37:15Z says:

      change your avatar to a plate of lutefisk and i'll talk to you

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-06-01T03:45:02Z says:

      Why would anyone want to advertise that shit?

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-06-01T03:45:56Z says:

      Haha Maybee this avatar will cheer you up

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-01T03:46:44Z says:

      capn - you know the lutefisk?

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-06-01T03:49:23Z says:

      Food that might be poison has a certain lure Kirk.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-06-01T03:49:55Z says:

      possum, yes, i do.

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-01T03:52:40Z says:

      jim - you have my utmost sympathy

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-06-01T03:53:55Z says:

      That shit could make maggots puke. I smelled/tasted it once and it almost made me hurl, which is pretty fuckin hard to do.

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-06-01T03:54:09Z says:

      Kirk, this is just like learning to enjoy coffe. It just grows on you. taste like something chemical at first!

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-01T03:55:32Z says:

      and it's the norwegian national food

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-06-01T03:57:06Z says:

      haha Persona, you clowns must have that in you 'Lets fuck-over people to get them to eat Lutfisk' manual because I believe some Nord told me that exact line when a pile of that shit was put in front of me.

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-01T03:57:14Z says:

      persona : now do a pic of you eating some?

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-06-01T03:57:21Z says:

      Possum, dont you ever again brag about your norwegian heritage again!

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-06-01T03:59:45Z says:

      No way possum. I like my happy face as it is

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-01T04:00:32Z says:

      hahaha

  • Camycazi
    Camycazi 2009-06-18T01:05:33Z says:

    How do they practive this? Must break a lot of bones, no?

RyogaVee
posted May 31, 2009

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