Damn, I wish I could be a ninja...

Comments to Damn, I wish I could be a ninja...

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  RyogaVee 2009-08-24T05:33:06Z says:

  Sigh.. Ninja People.

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    Crashninja 2009-08-24T05:36:55Z says:

    Seriously, real ninjas would never get caught
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    Kojach 2009-08-24T07:27:17Z says:

    ninjas write their warnings in blood
    
    if they choose to give warnings
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  Vomitcircus 2009-08-24T05:36:34Z says:

  Ninjas don't use cars. They fly from tree to tree.
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  smerf 2009-08-24T05:47:51Z says:

  So, not only are they dorks, but they're also idiots?
  
  And now their faces have been plastered on the news for all the local drug dealers to see.

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    royalrexford 2009-08-24T06:46:35Z says:

    At least their hearts were in the right place.
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    RyogaVee 2009-08-24T07:12:44Z says:

    The real story would have been the aftermath had they got to where they were going.
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    troutpotato 2009-08-25T01:33:24Z says:

    I hope someone records it when you parkour yourself off a tall building... Just sayin'.
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  BetterThanYou 2009-08-24T06:16:03Z says:

  Too bad they didn't get shot.
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  TJP 2009-08-24T06:40:59Z says:

  Ninjas or Nerds..?

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    -Morph- 2009-08-24T11:06:53Z says:

    nerdjas
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    Signs 2009-08-24T12:43:56Z says:

    ninjerds?
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  Oranjeboom 2009-08-24T11:27:16Z says:

  Smart kids
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  XxShadowFalconxX 2009-08-24T12:36:11Z says:

  Thats the Dumbest suicied attempt i have ever Cn!!!
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  Pinjas 2009-08-24T13:35:51Z says:

  Weapons charges? Armed to the teeth? Let's be sure to defend drug dealers from dangerous children with butter knives and black sweat pants. If they have some RPG's, grenades, land mines, C4, and a few high quality assault rifles with 1000's of rounds of ammo while shooting and drug dealers you might call them some sort of hero. I don't go against drugs or drug dealers, but when the law is essentially defending drug dealers, it makes you think. Is the Afghanistan war really enabling the production of opium so cunts can sell cocaine?

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    1rish1 2009-08-24T13:40:41Z says:

    You don't get cocaine from opium.
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    HankChinaski 2009-08-24T13:48:03Z says:

    Seriously, weapons charges? What did they have that was illegal? Knives? A sword?
    
    The fucking gov. is chicken-shit scared of the NRA, so they are trying to pass anti-knife laws.
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    El_Wanko 2009-08-25T01:13:40Z says:

    It's heroine you're thinking of. It's consumption went way way up in America after the war on drugs was declared and they closed the "French Connection". The only people remaining with the connections to fight the war were the mafia and they increased the sales of heroine dramatically.
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    El_Wanko 2009-08-25T01:15:29Z says:

    18 months for what? No one got hurt.
    I bet the neighbors would support them if they ran off a few dealers, and mucho would laugh at them if they got pimp slapped. Win-win.
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  Plantshit 2009-08-24T15:08:49Z says:

  urban ninja

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    troutpotato 2009-08-25T01:34:05Z says:

    Is that kinda like rhinestone cowboy?
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  sackbutt 2009-08-24T19:24:42Z says:

  they need to stop watchig naruto

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    jerkaholik 2009-08-24T20:33:05Z says:

    STFU!!!
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  semiwrecker 2009-08-25T01:33:47Z says:

  cocaine is one helluva drug
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  fuckdabanhammer 2009-08-25T05:41:08Z says:

  are you kidding me? these guys are my idols... they make me wanna craft my own throwing stars and throw them at random passers by