dancing

fastmx5 2008-03-24T04:47:30Z says:

Finalist on 'so you thing you can dance'. or 'so you think your a gimp'

fastmx5 2008-03-24T04:47:58Z says:

Why am i seeing Family Guy porn ads?

yak 2008-03-24T04:51:16Z says:
they almost make you want to click them huh?
narcoleptic 2008-03-24T05:15:31Z says:
do they pay you for each click or a flat rate for the ads?If you get payed for each click then I'll see what its all about
yak 2008-03-24T06:44:13Z says:
really depends on the ad, most are based on views (of course they have to perform or they would just cut us), some are based on signup (like the my free paysite ad, which if you like porn i'd suggest you sign up to, super cool guy and he's never sent any spam), some are based on clicks (on the left hand side top left if you see text links there those are per click), and then theres adult friendfinder and fling... those are per signup (per paid signup)... i *THINK* the family guy porn is per view, but its not very much per person (like a few cents per thousand people viewing)... power in numbers ;/
as part of our agreements go with some of the various affiliates we can't ask people to click or incentivise (is that a word?) the ads (like say something like please visit our sponsors!), unless of course thats in the agreement....
generally affiliates just want honest clicks from people who are interested in the crap tho ;)
i'm always shocked at how many sales we get to adult friend finder and fling ;//
narcoleptic 2008-03-24T07:03:01Z says:
the text links don't even work for me.They have a pop-up that tells me to use ieor firefox.Well I tried.
yak 2008-03-24T07:30:37Z says:
i dont mean those text links (i mean the ones that look like:
looking for sex?
bla bla bla bla bla bla some description bla bla
the other ones that look like menu buttons are different :P

FatPat 2008-03-24T04:56:31Z says:

Ok, now, I've seen a lot of weird stuff on MS and the gruesome stuff doesnt bother me. But this is the most disturbing thing I have EVER seen here. Maybe it's just me...

FatPat 2008-03-24T05:20:33Z says:
also, why does Nirvana keep coming to mind?
elchris 2008-03-24T12:25:04Z says:
nah, the dudes just having fun. him wearing a bow tie was rather funny

Wario7793 2008-03-24T04:57:34Z says:

I gather he's been spun around alot as a kid, and finally learned how to take advantage of it.

Asphalt 2008-03-24T05:40:51Z says:

I guess the janitor wont have to sweep the floor after the party

markiemark 2008-03-24T06:22:22Z says:

I think he needs my chair.

-Morph- 2008-03-24T06:22:43Z says:

hahaha when life gives you lemons...

DayoftheDante 2008-03-24T06:38:58Z says:
You make people shit their pants in a formal setting.
smerf 2008-03-24T06:51:57Z says:
Mix with Triple Sec and tequila.
El_Wanko 2008-03-24T11:47:25Z says:
...you end your life.
jamiee1869 2008-03-24T12:46:26Z says:
...just suck 'em and make a squinty face
dik 2008-03-24T13:26:23Z says:
..why not kill someone with the lemons..maybe by shoving them down his throat
Asphalt 2008-03-24T23:38:21Z says:
... move to Tailand

Cervix_Surfer 2008-03-24T06:39:04Z says:

I'd kick the shit out of that thing.

markiemark 2008-03-24T08:05:31Z says:
You'd let it fart in your mouth first.
Kamikaze514 2008-03-24T08:48:29Z says:
I would let it fart in your mouth. I would probably kick him too if I was just walking and looked down and saw him.

yak 2008-03-24T06:45:59Z says:

why hasn't anyone ever submitted the actual video of this, its awesome.. and somehow is being shown on abc? wtf the writers strike must have really hurt them :P

KiLLerSmUrF 2008-03-24T09:11:16Z says:

he misunderstood "break a leg"

BraveSamuel 2008-03-24T10:28:53Z says:

he broke himself break dancing

fries-please 2008-03-24T11:30:19Z says:

you call that dancing ?

UK-commenter 2008-03-24T12:04:43Z says:
yeah i have two legs and my dancing is awesome, his just plainly sucks, you cant roll around on the floor and call it dancing. just cos he's a cripple dont mean he should be allowed to do crap dancing.. he should take up swimming
cheekycov 2008-03-24T15:02:07Z says:
I thought that was for quadriplegics?

El_Wanko 2008-03-24T11:48:13Z says:

He can dance all he wants, he'll still never get laid. That's reserved for people with legs.

El_Wanko 2008-03-24T11:48:59Z says:
Well, men with legs. No-leg chicks are pretty fucking hot.
fries-please 2008-03-24T13:41:25Z says:
Perhaps he's super good at oral sex , kinda like how blind people have extra good hearing they make up for any loss in one perception
cheekycov 2008-03-24T18:15:40Z says:
He's actually cleaning the floor.
smerf 2008-03-25T01:00:58Z says:
I suspect he could lick his own ear.