Dancing for Satan

Comments to Dancing for Satan

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  abortedjesus 2009-06-15T04:05:59Z says:

  Satan is a good guy once you get to know him.

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    Kojach 2009-06-15T04:24:37Z says:

    well if any of the religions are right i sure as fuck wouldnt be on their evil gods side
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    Terrapin 2009-06-15T04:44:50Z says:

    I want to go to hell, thats where all my friends are going...pretty sure that is also where alot of my family is right now as well...plus I assume that there is booze and and partying going on down there.
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    Mako 2009-06-15T05:24:49Z says:

    But all of the booze is 1% alcohol and the only music they play is Barry Manilow.
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    Terrapin 2009-06-15T05:43:23Z says:

    Fuck is that true...im sneaking in my own shit then...
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    smerf 2009-06-15T20:23:07Z says:

    Hey, even with 1%, you can still get drunk if you drink enough of it.
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    MetalFace 2009-06-15T22:17:08Z says:

    you'd have eternity to get wasted
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  drumrave 2009-06-15T04:08:13Z says:

  fuck jerry falwell and liberty university
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  Pudding 2009-06-15T04:08:34Z says:

  Oh fuck! Dancing makes you buy foreign cars!??

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    LucesDarkness 2009-06-15T04:27:01Z says:

    And it makes you vote Pro-Choice. Didn't you know this?
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    Dredg 2009-06-15T06:48:05Z says:

    well i guess i'll be driving my subaru to hell then.
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  thatrugbyguy 2009-06-15T04:09:28Z says:

  I'm pretty sure that people danced all the time in the bible. Not that your own holy texts should ever get in the way of being a crazy fundie.

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    Pudding 2009-06-15T04:33:53Z says:

    You're going to hell, Jesus hates you, never question the faith.
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    Rolandofgilead 2009-06-15T05:58:45Z says:

    People in the bible danced all the time.. why David himself was inspired by Footloose.
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  Krusty 2009-06-15T04:15:37Z says:

  I doubt anyone on this site is really expecting to go to heaven anyway

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    jerkaholik 2009-06-15T11:01:27Z says:

    maybe god?
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  YourTerrorist 2009-06-15T04:28:23Z says:

  Conga line to hell~! WoO~!
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  LucesDarkness 2009-06-15T04:29:04Z says:

  Jerry Falwell can suck my cock. Everyone knows fat people give great head.
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  Agent-G 2009-06-15T05:00:48Z says:

  is this fucking real?
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  Andygriffith 2009-06-15T05:04:23Z says:

  That old bitch in the front is doing the "hitch hiker" dance
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  SpockSaysFuckYou 2009-06-15T05:47:08Z says:

  Jerry Falwell, thank you for dying.

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    Terrapin 2009-06-15T06:21:56Z says:

    not to be confused with Jerry Farrell...a tragic loss!
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    Vomitcircus 2009-06-16T22:09:36Z says:

    Or Perry Farrell.
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  antispeziesist 2009-06-15T06:43:20Z says:

  never forget rule #8:

  Rule Eight:
  The following places are not appropriate for a date with
  my daughter: places where there are beds, sofas, or
  anything softer than a wooden stool... places where
  there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within
  eyesight... places where there is darkness... places where
  there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness... places
  where the ambient temperature is warm enough to
  induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff
  T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and
  a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies
  with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be
  avoided; movies which feature chain saws are OK.
  Hockey games are OK. Old folks homes are better.

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    El_Wanko 2009-06-15T15:29:22Z says:

    STFU
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  toolman961 2009-06-15T13:46:35Z says:

  Joke Time:
  A guy dies and wakes up in hell in front of Satan. He's all pissed off and cursing and the devil says to him, what's the matter guy, hells not so bad. So the guy settles down and starts talking with the devil. So the devil asks him, do you like to smoke? And the guy says, yeah. And the devil says, well you're gonna love Mondays, that's all we do all day, smoke smoke smoke, all day Monday, we smoke. So the devil says to the guy, do you like to drink? And the guy says yeah. And the devil says, well you're gonna love Tuesdays, that's all we do all day, drink drink drink, all day Tuesday. So the devil says, do you like getting fucked in the ass? And the guy says no. Well you're not going to like Wednesdays then, the devil replied!
  
  
  Send your contributions to toolman instead of the good reverend Farwell. I too have the power to save your soul.

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    El_Wanko 2009-06-15T15:29:46Z says:

    Hhahha "A guy dies". Good one.
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    dik 2009-06-15T16:09:04Z says:

    hahaha
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  DeadMan 2009-06-15T14:23:55Z says:

  Where is this church? we need a heavy metal band and enough people to start a big mosh pit for thier next sunday service.
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  ginemginem 2009-06-15T14:32:03Z says:

  Is this an ad for Hustler?
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  StickyBeets 2009-06-15T15:03:11Z says:

  does anyone else notice how the comments are slashed?...

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    smerf 2009-06-15T18:05:27Z says:

    wtf are you babbling about?
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  monkfish 2009-06-15T17:37:26Z says:

  "A plague of Muslim Airline pilots"? shouldn't we be more scared of Muslim terrorists flying planes?