danica can't drive

Comments to danica can't drive

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  Nixon'sGhost says:

  OH the things I would do to her in the back seat.

  2008-05-12T04:13:42Z
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    Beowulff says:

    Danica who???

    2008-05-12T18:31:24Z
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    MrFugsmucker says:

    Danica Patrick, she's quite pretty, really.

    2008-05-12T18:42:56Z
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    tavery80 says:

    She's cute enough, but I've seen several interviews with her, including the one she did with Letterman after winning the Japan race...she strikes me as a real smart ass (worse than Dave). And Letterman was stupid enough to bring up her leaving RLR - that was real productive. Attaboy, Dave!

    2008-05-13T05:23:13Z
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    BigDumbHippy says:

    she's attractive if you like women who are 4'11 and bow legged

    2008-05-13T07:45:45Z
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    MrFugsmucker says:

    4'11" = petite, which is close enough to cute.
    Bow legged = easier to wrap around you, which is close enough to useful.

    2008-05-13T17:11:58Z
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    borracho5000 says:

    out west we called that rodeo ass

    2008-05-13T17:18:03Z
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    anotherpocho says:

    borragho strikes again. You top all comments with your "how did they get a picture of my aborted baby lamp" comment.

    2008-05-14T02:15:20Z
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  Asphalt says:

  oh this just in... Oh my, it seems hes dead...

  2008-05-12T04:33:08Z
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  SpaceGoat says:

  Correction*

  women can't drive.

  2008-05-12T06:59:15Z
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  SpaceGoat says:

  Let alone race!

  2008-05-12T06:59:22Z
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    JackingJumpFlash says:

    REPLY DOUCHEBUCKETWHOREFUCKGOATLICKER

    2008-05-12T08:19:15Z
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  JackingJumpFlash says:

  How many points would this be in Carmagedon?

  2008-05-12T08:19:55Z
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    JackingJumpFlash says:

    Isn't it also ironic you can spell Carmagedon with a "K"? Karmagedon? Eh? EH? Karma? eh? EH? GEHT EIT?

    2008-05-12T08:21:14Z
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    fries-please says:

    *NEWSFLASH* dumbass alert

    2008-05-12T10:57:45Z
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    JackingJumpFlash says:

    =D

    2008-05-13T22:41:25Z
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    anotherpocho says:

    Flash you must be a nintendo wii whore!!!! I dont like your kind much!

    2008-05-14T02:17:16Z
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  Blah2aUsaName says:

  Actually, stupid pit official doesn't know where to walk. Stupid cunts.

  2008-05-12T08:25:25Z
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    MrFugsmucker says:

    Nah, he just never expected a woman to be able to park in one move.

    2008-05-12T18:38:38Z
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  AintThatABitch says:

  Umm, dude. You missed the black guy.

  2008-05-12T19:30:59Z
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    MrFugsmucker says:

    Dude???

    2008-05-12T19:43:40Z
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    cheekycov says:

    ...where's my car?

    2008-05-12T19:50:14Z
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  ClaudeBallz says:

  Oh...she even commits vehicular homicide cutely.

  2008-05-13T00:54:52Z
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    para-bellum says:

    Cutely, but ineffectively. The guy had a graze on his head from the tire (tyre) (rubber thing). And a scratch.

    2008-05-13T02:32:02Z
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