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Hugh is this the type of shit you watch? WTF?
I could watch this shit all day
dude, no homo
Yeah actually this is the type of stuff I love to watch. I really could watch this all day. People like him are amazing, and I would love to be as big as him, if only for a day. Unfortunately, it just ain't in my gene pool, and I don't feel like taking roids :(
ya uhh hugh this is just very fucking gay ok?
I don't care if you call it gay or not. People like this impress me. It's very impressive to me that the human body can get this big, regardless of whether you're putting chemicals into it or not. To be 5'10", 275 lbs, 3% body fat. I'm sorry, that's impressive.
man... hello bonertown ..
5ft10, 275lbs, 3% body fat, balls the size of shrivelled peanuts, and a 2 inch cock. Knock yourself out Hugh. Personally, i'd rather be my current slightly overweight self than a freak like the guy in the vid.
But what do you think is going to happen come the day he quits lifting weights. It'll all turn to fat and sagging skin.
Any idiot that thinks muscle "turns" to fat needs to take a fucking grade school biology course. Muscle is muscle, fat is fat. The reason people get fat once they stop lifting weights is because they're too stupid to reduce their caloric intake.
What toolman meant is that they lose the muscle mass because they are continuing to lift weights and then the stretched out skin sags and they get fat like the governator
Don't you listen to them Hugh. It's great that you don't care if they think it's gay. That kind of self confidence will someday help you to finally come out of the closet.
My cock is harder than those biceps right now.
GAAAAAAAAY ^^^
^ how big would your ass be huj? you`re starting to scare me now
It's not natural to have muscles within the skin organ. This guy needs to get a TV or something.
I wonder what this guys thinks about when he takes a dump?
How many times he can pinch it off.
A fantastic opportunity for a sphincter work-out. He 'bites' them off for 12 reps.
man, bodybuilding competitions were pretty cool back in the 60's and 70's, but anymore, all the contestants look less and less human all the time...
one day probably not that far in the future people will all be taking growth hormones i bet just to help cell regeneration and shit
now that's progress!
Bodybuilding was much better when guys like Frank Zane actually stood a chance. But then the guys who have more roids than blood started being favored by the idiot judges...
I guess you don't know about Markus Ruhl. When he started lifting he was 18 years old, and 120 lbs. He didn't even want to lift but his doctor said he should to help rehabilitate a leg injury. Two years later he was about 200 lbs., without even really trying to get there, and without the help of steroids. Yes he's probably on steroids now, like everybody else who competes in the Mr. Olympia. But he was a fucking freak even before he started juicing.
Yeah... He put on 80 pounds of muscle without really trying. If you believe that you must be out of your mind or incredibly stoned.
Or gay.
Either that or I have seen the pictures that prove it's true. Just because you don't have the genetics that allow you to do that, doesn't mean it's not possible. I guess you haven't seen the Belgian Blue pics that were posted on here. That's a fine example of what fucked up genetics can do to an animal.
other examples of fucked up genetics/fucked up lifting stories:
In the town right next to mine there's a kid in 9th grade that can deadlift 550 lbs, but he comes from a family in which both his dad and his grandpa deadlifted over 900 lbs. Just another example of how crucial a role genetics play in bodybuilding/powerlifting. I don't know about the kid or his dad, but I know for a FACT the grandpa never took steroids or even protein supplements because, for christ sake, they didn't fucking have them back then. He accomplished this feat the 100% all natural way.
I've also seen a fucking midget (140 lbs body weight) bench press 400 lbs.
I've seen both of these things with my own eyes, but since you haven't, and since you could never even dream of being as strong as these guys, you probably don't believe my stories are true.
Anyone watch the special "The Man Whose Arms Exploded"? I don't care what kind of genetics you have... this shit is "too much".
I watched that - about a year or so ago on some obscure US channel? Freak.
You're talking of course about Greg Valentino. Yeah he admitted to taking steroids...as in, lots and lots of different kinds, all at once. He even went to jail for a while for buying and selling steroids. At his strongest, he could curl 300 lbs. Most people can't even bench that. And because of how large his triceps were he could decline bench over 500 lbs, even though he hardly ever trained his chest.
It's ok Hugh, you can come out of the closet now, we won't laugh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!!
Comparing the Belgian Blue to bodybuilders and powerlifters is ridiculous. (And actually, comparing bodybuilders and powerlifters is itself ridiculous.) No, I don't believe your 900-pound deadlift story, or any of the others.
I figured you wouldn't. Btw that midget was the second strongest man in the world in his weight division. I'd hate to meet the first strongest.
You are also a dumb cunt in that, you fail to realize that myostatin, the gene responsible for producing Belgian Blues (when it's in its -/- form), is also present in humans. In fact, in 2004, a German boy was born with -/- myostatin genes, and he's considerably larger and stronger than others his age. His mother, a professional sprinter, was +/- for myostatin. Crazy shit can happen when it comes to fucked up genetics. How do you think Gene Rychak can bench over 1000 lbs, even WITH a bench shirt? How do you think Scott Mendelson can bench over 800 lbs raw? I dare you to work all your life trying, and take all the steroids you can get your hands on. You still wouldn't be as strong as them (unless you're 1 in a million like they are and inherited some fucked up genes).
Another thing about comparing humans to other animals. Why do you say you can't compare a person to a bull? "The human genome shares 99% of its genes with mice" (Dr. George Johnson, http://txtwriter.com/Backgrounders
/Compgenomes/compgenomes1.html). I couldn't find the comparison between bulls and humans, but if we're that close to a fucking mouse, I bet we're even closer to a bull. Why do you think we test our drugs on other animals like mice? Because they're so genetically similar to us it's ridiculous. We share 99.2% of our genome with chimps for christ sake (same reference as above).
Genetics are at least partially responsible for everything in our lives, from our hair and eye color, to our innate intelligence levels, to our physical strength, and even our personalities. I'm sorry you probably haven't ever had a genetics class, and therefore can't understand that. I took a lot of time to put this rant together because it's stupid people like you that need to be educated, and I'll gladly take time out of my busy evening to do it.
And yes I know that power lifters and bodybuilders are different. They work towards different goals, one being...well...power, the other being hypertrophy. Power lifters tend toward higher weight and lower reps, bodybuilders tend toward lower weight and higher reps (on average). Don't even get me started on the different muscle types they use, too. Power lifters train their muscles to use the powerful, yet short-lived ATP-burning metabolic pathway, while bodybuilders build muscle that is most adept at using the lactic acid anaerobic pathway.
Hugh, I think you're missing the main point here: nobody gives a fuck.
Except me. And if I want to waste my time trying to educate fools that won't listen, I guess that's my business isn't it. Christ I feel like my mom, who teaches high school. They won't listen either. Come to think of it, most people who visit this site, though old, are every bit as immature and uneducated as the students she has to put up with everyday. Now I know how she feels, and why she's so happy to retire.
Studies performed on identical twins have shown that muscle fiber composition [percentage of type I vs. type II muscle fibers in a person's body] is very much genetically determined (Komi & Karlsson, 1979), however there is evidence that both the structure and metabolic capacity of individual muscle fibers can adapt specifically to different types of training.
In short, even your propensity for becoming a bodybuilder vs. a power lifter is determined by genetics, and not just how you train.
Oh you cunticious bastard!
Will you shut the fuck up about fucking bodybuilders. It's a fucking three day old post, just let it rest.
No, don't discourage him. He might spend the rest of his muchotime on this thread so won't be fucking up any others...
You must be entertained by it because every time I refresh the page there's another comment.
As a wise man once said, "It's a fucking three day old post, just let it rest."
fuck me hugh!!.....wait better rephrase
please refrain hugh
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
mmmmmmmmmm dik sweety I never knew you cared *kissy face*
body-building is gay hugh..it is.. the only thing gayer than bodybuilding is how much you like bodybuilding
and mma..fuck you irish
I was actually in the gym just today :) Today was back day yum. Deadlifting is hot. Also MMA is awesome. I know the only sport you like is smoking the reefer dik. (and smoking the pole)
Fuck you, dik, you cum guzzling faggot. Vale Tudo is the sport of real men and you are too much of a pussy to understand it.
just when i thought this thread couldn't get more gay..captain cum shows up
suck my balls irish you stinking mma homo....(settle down hugh)
i know this is turning erotic for you two
vale tudo? dont make me google man
No, it isn't. Hugh truely is a fucking homo. I claim no ties to him. Google it, you fucking buttpirate.
Now now, play nice, or the Fuhrer will go on another knee-jerk banning spree.
You can ban knee-jerks?
Jesus fucking christ how is this post still alive. and dik and irish, you two are BOTH lovers. Christ on a cracker.
I'm a lover not a fighter, but I can fight too. So don't get any ideas.
Also I'm on the phone with my girlfriend as I'm typing this, and she has an empty vagina that needs filling. So I'm going over to her house now and that's why I won't be responding to anything that gets posted for a while. We'll probably end up watching House together if she has control of the remote :(
You misspelled boyfriend.
House is a good show.
You are a faggot.
So is dik.
Its almost as if you think we give a shit Hugh
5ft 10 inches, 275 pounds. What a fat fuck!
At 5ft 10 inches, 275 pounds most people are fucking tubs of lard. This guy is all muscle but, a fucking freak.Which one is worse?
I'M 5'11 300pounds of fat ass but i can still wipe my own ass
The cool thing is, this guy probably can't wipe his own ass, just because his fucking biceps get in the way.
*Gasp*
*Hmmpf*
*Hmmpf*
Terminator was buffer.
HOMO! and my name is sir_puffalotta bud
Why did you call cock, *bud*?
thanks for commenting for me pat...fuck you pussfinger
So with all those roids I bet it has a large clit.
Niiiiicccceee!!!!!
I hate needles.
that's just sick...
i take it these guys are allowed to take steroids in their little competitions
interesting observation dik...i wonder
they arent allowed to, and that rule is obviously enforced
obviously
well you are very muscular without steroids, dik
They AREN'T allowed to take steroids in these "little competitions." But they find ways around the testing.
you are a homosexual man
fuckin brilliant dik. lol ' first comments
"he left his neck in frankfort"
I wish he would have done the thing where their boobs jiggle
It would have caused an earth quake.
... in your pants.
OOOOOooooo they cut off the part where he takes a dump on stage!!!
love the avatar, good old days.
if i was a dump, i'd be scared to come out of that guy
japanese round
Romeo?
Nice to see germans still apreciate Rammstein. Would have been hilarious to hear tokio hotel in the background.
Should've been Kraftwerk imo.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^GODS GODS GODS GODS GODS
He walks like my dog when it has to take a shit. What a useless tit.
The thing is, this guy didn't even win. He came in like, 4th or some shit that year (2002). I'll submit some vids of the guys that came in first and second.
you've got vids tinkerbell?? hahaha
Yup I submitted a video of ronnie coleman about 5 minutes ago. Hopefully it gets posted.
you fuckin fruitcake janus
its on here, and it didn't get posted again :P
we have a few ronnie coleman videos on here
Curse you.
Markus Ruhl has produced several DVDs about how he lifts and such. He's actually very genuine, very nice, and really soft spoken. From what I've heard, and the videos I've seen, he's one of the nicest, most intelligent body builders today.
holy hell gaaaaaaay!! you mega-tulip
10 bucks says Hugh has every Elton John record ever made.
And knows the words to all of the songs in Xanadu.
I'm not evening kidding right now, what the fuck is xanadu. Some kind of fucking anime bullshit?
i actually thought xanadu was a song :(
shows what i know ;/
last i knew xanadu was an abba song
Rush I know did a song xanadu
You fuckin suck-up. You know Rush is Canadian.
from a search it shows it is also a musical
SO??? Rush is awesome
xanadu is an olivia newton john movie too...probably sucks as hard as hughjanus wants to suck the muscley dynamo in the vid
fuck off cumquat
not you dikky.
rush sucks
Rush blows and I'm not saying that because I hate you.
Rush is still awesome
Xanadu is an incredibly camp musical with Olivia Newton John in it. Loved by homos the world over.
lawrence fuckin olivier u stupid fucks!!!!
....wtf are you talking about?
I bet he gets LOTS of PUSSY!!!!!!!
Surprise surprise, his wife is a bodybuilder too. She has pecs where her tits should be, and probably bigger balls than most the guys who post on this site. So yeah, he gets a lot of....whatever the fuck you want to call that.
you still jackin it to this hugh?
Hugh, you flaming homo !!
I just read all your posts and my gaydar never lies
hugh, maby irish would like to be your buttbuddy
Sounds pretty hot.
he definitely shits bricks.
Anouncer #1:Anybody know German?
Anouncer #2:I think all they are saying is Big Big Freak Freak Big Big Freak Freak!
Announcer #1: With an "Oh my god that's huge" in there too.
Announcer (with 3 Ns ryoga - take note) says "the sky is falling in!!!! chicken licken, the sky is falling in"