was that stillborn??? you're an idiot....fuckin mother was smiling after....it's not like a satisfying dump...aaaaaaaaaa glad that dead baby is outa my vagina
Even though, she did in fact take a satisfying dump while the head was crowning. That's what that dark blue rag was for, they even left a shit streak on her ass.
Damn, I watched the video last night and it must have froze, because all I saw was the head crown and pop out. The shoulders never cleared. So, all I saw was half of this thing and the baby's head looked black. So, Fuck off Dik. Btw, Video is working now. Congrats to the new mom.
There's about a million moms out there who have to go through this you know... so this woman in the vid in not the only one. i could imagine worse... KUDOS FOR THE MOTHERZ OUT THERE!!!
I'm guessing this was a seriously difficult birthing, after seeing them slice her and all the blood. It looks like it was like trying to extract a body from a block of cement.
no, thats why they do an episiotomy...so that it doesnt rip... when i gave birth, i didnt have one, and i ripped 4 ways and had tons of stitches... very painful for the next week.
I have gained slightly more respect for women after viewing this. and i take it that little nick the nurse gave her pussy was not even felt compared to the giant head forcing its way out of her cervix
That's a pretty common practice. It makes a bigger opening for the baby's head to pass through. As a result there is less stress on the baby. And you're right, women don't usually feel it being cut.
ok Ho, i'll agree he was "given" a way to make the joke funny, but it was amusing, and all the people that thought he said I'd made a mistake, is that amusing?
nah not really,she is an alcoholic and is the town slut.i have only punched one woman in my life and it was her.she put up a good fight but i think i won on points.you cannot be a deceptive lying whore and have people respect you. so what if she "gave birth to me" i owe her nothing. I was a fucking C section anyways cunt wouldnt have felt anything.
Well, her slutting pays for your internet connection so I suppose you owe her that much. But, thanks for sharing. The best way to deal with your emotions is to crawl inside a bottle of (name spirit here) and never come out.
^^^rimjoy, if the above statement is true, then good on ya, make your own way. Just don't dismiss all women coz one of them may turn your life around. On second thoughts, fuck 'em!
I didn't watch our son being born but I did watch our daughter come out. The baby is ok, in my opinion it's the placenta coming out that's nasty, and when the Doc twists the umbilical cord round & round to tear the placenta free from the uterus wall...Ok, I've seen enough. Time to check out my newborn child.
Show that vid to your mom and then make the very same comment,make sure to have a video recorder going,saves the cops from spending all our tax payers money on looking for the murder suspect...
i was scared it wasn't gonna come out, mid wife looked a bit panicked there for a few secs...then i thought they were gonna push it back in! this is MS after all
tell me why as soon as you see the head of the baby... the music makes it feel like some shit out of the movie alien... they really couldnt have picked a better soundtrack..
Comments to DAYUUUM!
Speaking on behalf of SlapDash, "Thirst"...
I think you mean "Fist"...And it's not as funny as he seemed to think it would be. In fact, it's not funny at all :(
Thank you..
lol, one mans rubbish is another mans treasure, or some such shit
by rubbish you must mean, "slapdick"...and by treasure you must mean, "bitch"
lmao you should of added "and by some such, you must mean, And I eat"
IS tHat baby alive ????????
What's up with the music? Isn't the imagery enough?
aye, ay didn't get th' music, either. isn't birth sup'os'd t' be a "joyful" event? or... is th' father Stephen King?
Was that stillborn?
negative...
I feel it's always best to stay positive, Mr. Negative.
was that stillborn??? you're an idiot....fuckin mother was smiling after....it's not like a satisfying dump...aaaaaaaaaa glad that dead baby is outa my vagina
"...aaaaaaaaaa glad that dead baby is outa my vagina"
-dik
(best comment for month of March)
lol
lmao
Even though, she did in fact take a satisfying dump while the head was crowning. That's what that dark blue rag was for, they even left a shit streak on her ass.
Damn, I watched the video last night and it must have froze, because all I saw was the head crown and pop out. The shoulders never cleared. So, all I saw was half of this thing and the baby's head looked black. So, Fuck off Dik. Btw, Video is working now. Congrats to the new mom.
There's about a million moms out there who have to go through this you know... so this woman in the vid in not the only one. i could imagine worse... KUDOS FOR THE MOTHERZ OUT THERE!!!
all is forgiven nova
Ohh, thank God. I couldn't sleep at all last night with the thought of you laughing at me...
no need for that...*sobbing*
girlslaughing you are such a dumbass.
I'm guessing this was a seriously difficult birthing, after seeing them slice her and all the blood. It looks like it was like trying to extract a body from a block of cement.
It's called an episiotomy. Episiotomy is the most common surgical procedure performed in the US.
Actually, the slicing is moderately common. Although, they've discovered it's actually better if it rips naturally because it heals faster.
no, thats why they do an episiotomy...so that it doesnt rip... when i gave birth, i didnt have one, and i ripped 4 ways and had tons of stitches... very painful for the next week.
i knew what smerf said didn't sound quite right
I have gained slightly more respect for women after viewing this. and i take it that little nick the nurse gave her pussy was not even felt compared to the giant head forcing its way out of her cervix
That's a pretty common practice. It makes a bigger opening for the baby's head to pass through. As a result there is less stress on the baby. And you're right, women don't usually feel it being cut.
Bullshit. Episiotomy is one of many medical procedures that has been proven to be unnecessary most of the time, and harmful far more often than not.
Wow, I'm soo glad you're back TiredGuy...
I hit it.
Jesus dude, at least wait til the kid takes it's first breath...
Shut the fuck up ClaudeBallz, your a dumbass, that shit isn't funny anymore.
the joke is he already hit it, that's his baby? he found a way to make that joke funny again
Thank you, Slap. Some people just can't keep up.
still not amusing...
ok Ho, i'll agree he was "given" a way to make the joke funny, but it was amusing, and all the people that thought he said I'd made a mistake, is that amusing?
holy fucking "batcaves" batman. Wow, that really was impressive
the music gives it a nice touch. this video left me with a raging hard on.
Go boil your balls eh!
seeing this sort of thing never ceases to amaze me. I mean, really. why do women get to have all the fun?
ahhh thats fucked. no wonder they are all fucked in the head. they are born with an urge to go through that shit...fuck
what is this hostility towards women? did your mommy not hug you enough?
nah not really,she is an alcoholic and is the town slut.i have only punched one woman in my life and it was her.she put up a good fight but i think i won on points.you cannot be a deceptive lying whore and have people respect you. so what if she "gave birth to me" i owe her nothing. I was a fucking C section anyways cunt wouldnt have felt anything.
Well, her slutting pays for your internet connection so I suppose you owe her that much. But, thanks for sharing. The best way to deal with your emotions is to crawl inside a bottle of (name spirit here) and never come out.
*eyes well up*
they should make a brand new whisky! and give it a womans name! - brookes and dunn
^^^rimjoy, if the above statement is true, then good on ya, make your own way. Just don't dismiss all women coz one of them may turn your life around. On second thoughts, fuck 'em!
fuck 'em!!! fuck up this wall!!!!
'em up
I watched my wife give birth to all 3 of my kids.Believe me,its alot worse seeing it in real life
Shawn, you are absolutely correct.
I didn't watch our son being born but I did watch our daughter come out. The baby is ok, in my opinion it's the placenta coming out that's nasty, and when the Doc twists the umbilical cord round & round to tear the placenta free from the uterus wall...Ok, I've seen enough. Time to check out my newborn child.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ. Fucking Ponderous. Sickening.
Any chick that can take that can handle being fisted.
Show that vid to your mom and then make the very same comment,make sure to have a video recorder going,saves the cops from spending all our tax payers money on looking for the murder suspect...
in fact.. i did show this to my mom.. and then i fisted her...twice
i wonder when they will use child birth in a horror movie? they won't even need special effects.
It's just not natural, that's what I say!
not natural....hilarious!!
*fap fap fap*
i was scared it wasn't gonna come out, mid wife looked a bit panicked there for a few secs...then i thought they were gonna push it back in! this is MS after all
I'd sure like to have my head pass through her bloody gaping pussy opening!
watchin a new live comin into the world is an amazin thing....im just happy i dont have to do that tho
My favorite part was watching her asshole expand and give birth to hemmoroids along with the kid.
That would be the best job in the world.
tell me why as soon as you see the head of the baby... the music makes it feel like some shit out of the movie alien... they really couldnt have picked a better soundtrack..
Puttin it in is much better than gettin it out.
How can a woman do that and not take it up the ass?
At least it was white thank god!!
That is an outrageously racist statement! There is no need for such trash on the internet....or is there?
don't worry, black people don't go on the internet
no wonder im scared of babies damm no way ever