Says the doofis that just got un-banned
...or so I've read. Not that anyone gives a shit.
You may have been somewhat of a mucho character in the past (you reckon),
but you're no Claude.
Not even the 10 comments per post you've been pulling will ever change that, ya clod-hopper.
Say the, the... who the fuck are you anyway, cock choker? I wasn't banned, although I have been many times here. None of which makes you worthy enough even to filter the corn out of my shit with your tonsils.
You think someone gives a shit about what YOU say? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
And, damn glad I'm not Claude, the right wing, racist turd gobbler.
"blablabla your mother, your mother, blablabla"
You fucking degenerated piece of hogshit. Are you seriously too fucking retarded to ever come up with anything even remotely original you fucking cretin?
Easy there bi-valve. Calm down. Hank might be rough around the edges at times, but he has contributed more to this site than all of you noobs combined.
BiHumpMe, it took you too long to untie the knots. I couldn't wait that long. What, was your dad a boyscout?
Wait, what was your point again? That you are dumber than limescale, less interesting than a quadruple amputee mime, with less charisma than a disengaged gecko tail? Yeah, you proved that.
Crawl back into your hole, you greasy fart, before your dad wakes up and belt buckles you again.
You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs... All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here?
no he's thinking of either tap or those goddamned lord of the dance fuckers. meregue uses their heels and castanettes in the hands of the women who are dancing.
i think we all threw the nintendo and snes controllers when we didn't beat something. it's just the pure frustration of having to do something completely perfectly and human nature lies in the side of error. this is what throwing the nes controller has evolved into. "oh look and this is where i shoved my head through the wall." maybe if he tried harder he'd be outside, that's where we used to play and burn off frustration when i was a kid. and p.s. W.o.W. sucks my nuts.
My youngest brother used to go through N64 controllers like toilet paper when me, my dad and my other brother would gang up on his ass in wrestling. Good times!
the worst i used to do with video games was twist the controller to almost snap it ;/
cuz generally it was the fucking controllers fault... cuz it didn't work... cuz i would twist it until it almost snapped.....
i go through controller a lot cause i throw them at the ground and shatter them to bits when i get really pissed, i have to keep extras on hand or make a trip to walmart
my best friend used to do the same damned thing. haha yak you twisted the controllers? you're talking nes controllers right? i used to do the same thing, luckily i never broke them.
hahah. it would have been great if samuel l. jackson had busted into the room and said some fucked up repugnant shit to him.
"type on your keyboard, type on your keyboard one more motherfuckin time... i dare you, i double dog dare you motherfucker!"
See, I've had friends like this, and I tell them the same thing every time: buy a fucking punching bag and hang it right next to your computer. Honestly, problem solved, thousands of dollars saved.
or just unplug yourself from the computer and find something free to do like drumrave, he'll bend over and let you ram shit in his ass without having to shell out for a punching bag.
Comments to DDR NERD RAGE!
evolution at its finest in the beginning we tore the shit out of stuff with clubs. now we use computers.
When I become gay, I'll play that game LOL
this is also the reason we don't post games on mucho we tend to lose people RIP Plantshit and Vic that annoying bastard hated me but i miss him.
Who the fuck are you? Don't even mention Vic's name.
You couldn't carry Vic's jockstrap and it was pretty small.
Says the doofis that just got un-banned
...or so I've read. Not that anyone gives a shit.
You may have been somewhat of a mucho character in the past (you reckon),
but you're no Claude.
Not even the 10 comments per post you've been pulling will ever change that, ya clod-hopper.
Say the, the... who the fuck are you anyway, cock choker? I wasn't banned, although I have been many times here. None of which makes you worthy enough even to filter the corn out of my shit with your tonsils.
You think someone gives a shit about what YOU say? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
And, damn glad I'm not Claude, the right wing, racist turd gobbler.
Exupery
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Aka: Noob piece of shit whose best insults are doofis (misspelled) and clod-hopper. Oh my fucking christ!
Hey ExDoofery, fuck you.
Your mother is a dirty whore that likes it in the ass and mixes sand with her lube.
even the noobs own you skank
I owned your mother, but I traded her for two all-you-can-eat tickets to Red Lobster and a set of snow tires.
Fucking chode licking little skid mark.
"blablabla your mother, your mother, blablabla"
You fucking degenerated piece of hogshit. Are you seriously too fucking retarded to ever come up with anything even remotely original you fucking cretin?
*Grabs some popcorn"
Hank's material:
- your mother
- you're gay
- I know you are but what am I
That's it. In nearly 30000 comments he never used anything besides that. He must be mentally handicapped.
Have you read all my comments, asswipe?
Seems to me you just got here.
Also, your mother is gay and I know are too, but what am I?
BiHumpMe, have you come out of the closet, yet, or does your step daddy still have you locked in?
I don't think I've ever said 'I know you are, but what am I?'
I have, however told BiHumpMe's granny to 'Lose the dentures or get the fuck out of the car!'
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Hey, where did you go?
Ok, I'm sorry about what I said.
Just kidding.
Not sorry at all. Your granny is a slut.
When Steve's dad sneaks into his room he pretends to sleep. It doesn't stop him from getting raped, but it doesn't hurt as much.
Fuck you, Steve. Fuck you and all your ancestors.
Yeah fuck you steve you fatass
um.. hank wasn't just unbanned..
Thank you, Yak old buddy.
Btw, how've you been?
You know, as much as I hate to defend Hank... Who the fuck is Triumphrey? Or, for that matter, Exupery?
Exactly.
For that matter, who the fuck is monkito83?
Wait, no, I don't really care.
4 noobs pwnd in one thread. Not bad for a nights work.
What up shitbreaths. Had to drop a massive reeking hank.
Yeah, you sure pwned me pretty good there by entirely proving my point you delusional runt.
fries is mad because he fucks bald bitches and listens to bonnie tyler
^F A C T
An autistic parrot is a creative genius compared to hank.
^F A C T
Easy there bi-valve. Calm down. Hank might be rough around the edges at times, but he has contributed more to this site than all of you noobs combined.
PS: Why would they ban hank?
You're right sir. I've lost my poise. I apologize for having stooped to the unbeseeming and excessive use of profanities.
*pats forehead dry with a handkerchief*
*waits for gay innuendo*
And what the fucks wrong with Bonnie Tyler ??...
I'm just glad i have no idea who bonnie tyler is
Only the 2nd greatest singer to have come out of Wales
BiHumpMe, it took you too long to untie the knots. I couldn't wait that long. What, was your dad a boyscout?
Wait, what was your point again? That you are dumber than limescale, less interesting than a quadruple amputee mime, with less charisma than a disengaged gecko tail? Yeah, you proved that.
Crawl back into your hole, you greasy fart, before your dad wakes up and belt buckles you again.
whammy
How is a quadruple amputee mime not interesting?
i will always back up hank
closest thing to a father figure for me
*tear*
Hey dude, you may need to get a life
And a bottle of xanax.
Retired? Sooooo he was born with a lack of oxygen?
rofl! nice allusion.
nice on nixon.. I see what you did there... refering to a picture that was posted yesterday. Nicely done... inside joke... gotcha!
Sooo this is how Cruel stays fit
Cheater. :/
World Of Warcraft F T W
tell us when you beat it and post a video also.
i smashed my door from dieing in azeroth
Wow, it was that shitty Acer that let him down.
Ha ha ha... Acer... I used to have an Acer laptop.. it stopped working when I spilled beer on it.
That malady isn't brand specific, high end HPs go just as easy. :(
...HPs are high end?
im a newfag make fun of me please
sorry pet - it would be like kicking a deaf and dumb puppy...
What a shitty computer/set-up, shitty speakers and god awful room because of it apparently.
the speakers are the best thing in his room
Wow this kid is fucking cool. I'll bet he gets all the ladies.
hes so money he doesnt even know it
You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs... All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here?
I'll make Gretsky bleed, the little
bitch.
*Gretzky
Meh, I'm Australian, I'd never heard of the guy.
suge you hit the nail on the head. great minds think alike.
i thought he took ruining his monitor fairly well
If I would've done that, I would've at least had the decency to beat the shit out of it since it's already broke it.
Admit it. This was dik dr., right?
he certainly whooped his room's ass
Sounds like those fuckin dancers with the clicking shoes. Tap dancers? I'm not sure
No, ur thinking of the Merengue.
no he's thinking of either tap or those goddamned lord of the dance fuckers. meregue uses their heels and castanettes in the hands of the women who are dancing.
oh thanks night, it was a joke, im glad you were able to pick up on it so quickly
You both fail.
fuck you don...you have a pink avatat!!!
thats makes you a dude lover...not that theres anything wrong with that!
joke or not i think we are all a bit more gay for even talking about or knowing anything about dancing. so fuck that.
Don, you like dudes, its ok that your a Dick lover...just keep me out of this
Fuck you, fucking faggot.
fag. many a nintendo and supernintendo controllers my brother has gone through. brings back memories of laughing at him while he throws it at the tv.
i think we all threw the nintendo and snes controllers when we didn't beat something. it's just the pure frustration of having to do something completely perfectly and human nature lies in the side of error. this is what throwing the nes controller has evolved into. "oh look and this is where i shoved my head through the wall." maybe if he tried harder he'd be outside, that's where we used to play and burn off frustration when i was a kid. and p.s. W.o.W. sucks my nuts.
Video games are all lame.
My youngest brother used to go through N64 controllers like toilet paper when me, my dad and my other brother would gang up on his ass in wrestling. Good times!
the worst i used to do with video games was twist the controller to almost snap it ;/
cuz generally it was the fucking controllers fault... cuz it didn't work... cuz i would twist it until it almost snapped.....
i go through controller a lot cause i throw them at the ground and shatter them to bits when i get really pissed, i have to keep extras on hand or make a trip to walmart
my best friend used to do the same damned thing. haha yak you twisted the controllers? you're talking nes controllers right? i used to do the same thing, luckily i never broke them.
What the fuck is he playing "arrow key hero" or something?
Haha
Or "Type Type Revolution"
type type revolution.... camwise you motherfucker.
hahah. it would have been great if samuel l. jackson had busted into the room and said some fucked up repugnant shit to him.
"type on your keyboard, type on your keyboard one more motherfuckin time... i dare you, i double dog dare you motherfucker!"
i do have the same speakers
Did he say looks like im retarded or looks like im retired? Quit the game, go and shoot yourself in the face you annoying little cunt.
i fucking love this dude
im a newfag make fun of me
See, I've had friends like this, and I tell them the same thing every time: buy a fucking punching bag and hang it right next to your computer. Honestly, problem solved, thousands of dollars saved.
or just unplug yourself from the computer and find something free to do like drumrave, he'll bend over and let you ram shit in his ass without having to shell out for a punching bag.
but seriously i like the punching bag idea too.
I can't wait to see the wreckage once there's a "dance dance immolation" home edition.
too bad he missed the wall stud when he put his head through the wall