dead baby jokes

Comments to dead baby jokes

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  abortedjesus 2009-11-03T05:10:42Z says:

  Baby back ribs.
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  dik 2009-11-03T05:11:43Z says:

  where are the jokes?..phelsu you idiot

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    s0nn3 2009-11-04T03:39:04Z says:

    Whats easier to unload? A truckload of bowling balls or a truckload of dead babies?
    
    
    Dead babies, you can use a pitch fork.
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    s0nn3 2009-11-04T03:39:10Z says:

    How do you fit 200 dead babies in a phone booth?
    
    Blender - How do you get them out?
    
    
    Tortilla Chips.
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    s0nn3 2009-11-04T03:39:55Z says:

    Whats red and bubbly and scratches at the window?
    
    
    Baby in a microwave.
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    s0nn3 2009-11-04T03:40:24Z says:

    Whats blue and squirms in the corner?
    
    
    A baby with a baggie on its head.
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    s0nn3 2009-11-04T03:40:46Z says:

    Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
    
    
    So you can watch its expression.
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    sergeant-taco 2009-11-04T04:19:51Z says:

    What do you call a dead baby in a blender?

    I don't know I was too busy fapping.
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    Arsefacer 2009-11-04T06:14:13Z says:

    What do you get if you cut a baby with a straight razor?
    
    If you're a man, an erection.
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    yak 2009-11-04T06:18:19Z says:

    just take out the "if you're a man" its much more too the point...

    what do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor?

    an erection.
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    1rish1 2009-11-04T06:19:21Z says:

    I was thinking the same thing. Good joke though. I'm sure i'll use it once or twice.
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    upube 2009-11-04T08:17:25Z says:

    whats the difference between a hundred dead baby's and a Ferrari?

    i don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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  Supraliminal 2009-11-03T05:55:32Z says:

  I have a keychain like this that the doctor's office gave out.
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  RandyWatson 2009-11-03T07:34:55Z says:

  plastic
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  soundrone 2009-11-03T08:09:49Z says:

  too bad that wasn't seagull

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    Steven_Seagull 2009-11-03T08:17:03Z says:

    fu
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    soundrone 2009-11-03T10:55:56Z says:

    dd I make the "somebody" list yet?...I will keep trying
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    soundrone 2009-11-03T10:56:14Z says:

    *did
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    Steven_Seagull 2009-11-03T11:55:42Z says:

    whatever
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  fries-please 2009-11-03T12:41:53Z says:

  its a centipede